Chapter 19: Seeking to Meet the Dragon King
When Zhou Xiaomeng heard that there was a more convenient way to shop, he immediately became interested. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
This morning, when Marshal Huang took her everywhere to buy bedding, she went to several shopping malls, but Marshal Huang hadn't turned enough, she shouted first that she was tired and couldn't leave!
Marshal Huang then took her to a cheap store and bought a futon.
If not, it may cost a lot more.
On the way back, Zhou Xiaomeng kept complaining to Marshal Huang, and he wouldn't let him go shopping with him in the future, there were many things, this didn't work, that didn't work.
In fact, Marshal Huang just thought that the price was expensive, and deliberately found a lot of excuses.
"How convenient are you talking about? I don't have to walk that long anymore? Zhou Xiaomeng looked at Marshal Huang expectantly and said.
Marshal Huang nodded silently, "Just move your fingers." ”
"It's that simple?"
Marshal Huang then turned on the computer, registered an account for Zhou Xiaomeng on a certain treasure, and said: "What do you want, enter what you want on this, and then select, place an order, and pay?" ”
"Don't you need money?"
"I'll make you some money, you save some flowers, your father said that you are a loser, and putting you here with me is to make you thrifty." Marshal Huang said unashamedly.
"My dad obviously told me that I can buy whatever I want, don't care about money, it's not him who spends money anyway."
Marshal Huang felt that he had been slapped in the face, how did Zhou Gong educate his daughter this week? After a little hesitation, he began to talk nonsense: "Actually, I asked you to be frugal, not because I was afraid that you would spend money, but because it affected the economy of our mortal world, in our mortal world, the total amount of the economy is certain, and if you are alone, our per capita GDP will decrease, prices will rise, and our consumption power will decline, which will lead to the collapse of our mortal economy, which will lead to a financial crisis, I consider it from this aspect." ”
Zhou Xiaomeng blinked, "I feel like you're talking nonsense...... Are you fooling your sister and me? ”
"I swear in my capacity as the lord of the land that I am not lying. Although the saying that poor children and rich daughters are true, but I am in our mortal world, as a second generation of immortals, you should take responsibility and love the mortal world, and immortals are responsible, is this slogan shouted in vain? Marshal Huang continued to talk nonsense.
"There is no such slogan at all......"
"By the way, how much do you know about our mortal affairs? I see that other immortals know a lot, and it feels like you are very strange? ”
Zhou Xiaomeng thought about it for a while, and said slowly: "It's like this, the more immortals at the grassroots level, the higher their understanding of the mortal world, such as the underworld and you earth immortals, if you don't show your identity, they are no different from the mortal world, they all know what you know, but the higher the level, the less they know, because they are in charge of the general direction, as long as they ensure the normal development of the mortal world, such as the Jade Emperor, he only knows that the mortal world is developing well, But the environmental pollution is more serious, and the rest is unknown, and his understanding of the mortal world is still in ancient times. ”
"That is to say, the bigger the official, the more stupid he is!"
"You can't say that, but it's exactly right!"
"Understood, okay, how do you shop after I hand it over, you should teach me how to cultivate mana?" Marshal Huang said.
Zhou Xiaomeng then told Marshal Huang how to cultivate mana, and after talking for a long time, even drawing and drawing, Marshal Huang finally understood a little.
This kind of thing can only be understood but not spoken, if it can be explained with the mouth, everyone can cultivate mana.
Marshal Huang only knew how to feel it with his heart before, but after Zhou Xiaomeng said this, he also found some tricks.
This mana is equivalent to a person, and the better you are to him, the better he will be to you, and the more your mana will increase.
In the end, Marshal Huang summed up one sentence, read more, sleep less, take more pills, and read less newspapers!
Of course, reading a book is not just a book, it is a scripture book, and when you read the scriptures, you can calm your mind, so that it is convenient to better cultivate your mana.
The reason for sleeping less is that cultivating mana requires hard work, and diligence can make up for clumsiness.
The pill is the fastest way to condense mana, but the pill that Taishang Laojun is currently selling is too expensive, so don't consider it for the time being.
As for the last one to read less newspapers, there are too many entertainment news in the newspapers, and it is easy to be distracted, so it is better not to touch them.
Later, Marshal Huang inquired, and after the Dragon King and Yue Lao found their way, they left Zhou Xiaomeng's room and did not disturb them.
I've been delayed for a few days, and now it's time to get down to business.
In view of the ease of finding the Dragon King, Marshal Huang decided to go to the Dragon King first to solve the problem of rainfall.
Originally, I was going to escape by myself, but after walking for an hour, Marshal Huang gave up, he was too tired, although it was a soil escape, and the speed was much faster, but he had to go step by step by himself, and he couldn't stand it.
Then I got out of the dirt and went to the nearby train station, so I might as well take a car.
In the city where Marshal Huang is located, the problem of rain belongs to Beihai, that is, the part of the Bohai Sea, and when he arrived at the seaside, it was already noon the next day.
However, the beach was full of people, and Marshal Huang couldn't stand on the beach and shout to see the Dragon King of the North Sea, he had to be regarded as a psychopath.
"I knew I had brought my swim trunks." Marshal Huang said to himself.
Then I thought about it, I just wore underwear, and no one should find out, and then began to take off my clothes and go to the sea to play for a while.
When there are few people, let's call the Dragon King of the North Sea.
During this period, a hermit crab was caught, Marshal Huang looked at the hermit crab, and suddenly spoke to him, asking him to bring a message to the dragon king, saying that the land lord of City B asked to see him, and then let him go.
Then, he returned to the shore and basked in the sun.
"Can you put on some sunscreen for me?"
Marshal Huang looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, bit his lip, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said, "Willing to serve, do you want to apply it all over your body?" ”
The beauty smiled shyly, a hint of blush appeared on her face, and she said softly, "Okay." Then he turned his hands back, ready to untie his hood.
With an evil smile on his face, Marshal Huang watched the beautiful woman in front of him slowly unwrap the cover, and the two little white rabbits were about to come out.
At this point, he already felt that he didn't know the people around him existed, and it felt like there were only two of them on the entire beach
The beauty smiled and unwrapped the mask completely, then threw it to the side, revealing a pile of ...... Chest hair!!
Marshal Huang was taken aback, and hurriedly looked up, the beauty didn't know when, and turned into a bearded man.
Marshal Huang suddenly frowned, looked at the big man, and said coldly: "Zhou Xiaomeng, you actually dare to play with me?" ”
The big man suddenly smiled, pouted, and said, "Handsome guy, why don't you help me apply it?" ”
"I'll paint your uncle!" Marshal Huang raised his leg and kicked the big man away, and the whole person woke up immediately.
I thought it was a spring dream, but I didn't expect it to be a nightmare!
"How dare you kick me!"
A vicissitudes of sound came into Marshal Huang's ears.
Marshal Huang immediately glanced at it, and was suddenly surprised, this old man is not tall, his white beard is quite long, and the most important thing is that he has a turtle shell on his back, isn't this the turtle prime minister?
"Oh, I'm really embarrassed, I just had a nightmare and kicked you by mistake!"
"I didn't just say that you were the landlord, and you actually told me that I was your uncle...... I think you're looking to see the Dragon King! ”
With that, Prime Minister Turtle turned around and returned to the sea!