Chapter 1 A little lighter is perfect
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An old man who looks like he is only eighteen years old on the outside, has actually existed since before the ancient flood and has lived for countless years.
How he appeared, how he was born, even he didn't know, because he lived too long and his strength was too strong, so in the end he simply gave himself such a speechless name.
Just in response to that song, how lonely is invincible!
There is only one goal in life, to find an opponent who can make you feel pain, and then thank him well, and continue to work hard for it.
"Come on! Come on! Come on! ”
Lao Bo walked aimlessly, passing by an outdoor court, where a football match was being held, although it was not very popular, but the cheerleaders on both sides were very hard, sexy little pink skirts swaying up and down, shouting for their lives.
"Hey, that handsome guy, help kick the ball over, thanks!"
Lao Wuqi was just about to leave, when suddenly a crisp voice came, which made him stop and look over suspiciously.
Several well-dressed cheerleaders were staring at them, apparently from what they had said.
Lao Wujin first looked at his left, an eighty-year-old little girl with a cane, and then looked at his right, also a little girl, less than a meter tall, eating the lollipop in his hand.
In the end, it was determined that the cheerleading beauty should be talking to herself.
Lao Wuxing pointed at himself, "Call me?" ”
The cheerleaders were stunned.
"This person is a joke, isn't he?"
"Look at his head, bare, it shouldn't have been stupid by the alien race, and he escaped from some mental hospital, right?"
"It's a good look, but it's a pity that it's an idiot......"
"Giggle~~!"
The cheerleaders and beauties muttered for a while, looking at the old boring eyes, full of teasing smiles.
Although the voice was very small, Lao Wuxing still heard it really brightly, touched his head, and his expression was slightly unhappy.
It doesn't matter if you're an idiot or anything, I'm too lazy to bother with them, what makes him unhappy is that this group of little girls actually said that he was bald!
I'm obviously not bald!
Aren't there five more, growing well on the back of the head, fluttering in the wind?
In fact, Lao Wujin was not what he is now when he first had consciousness, and his black hair was black and shiny, to the point where people couldn't put it down.
The problem is that for countless years after that, he lost about ten hairs almost every year, and he couldn't regenerate, and after countless years, he became what he is now.
"That's right! That's you! Don't waste time, the game won't go! ”
"Yes, young man, it's just a kick, what are you afraid of?"
When the cheerleading beauties saw that the other party was still standing, they were immediately dissatisfied and pinched their waists.
Lao Wuli looked at a soccer ball less than two meters away from him at his feet, and frowned, "Are you sure, let me kick it?" ”
"What nonsense, to kick or not to kick?" One player shouted angrily, apparently losing his patience.
"Kick, but if something happens, don't blame me." I'm tired of spreading my hands.
"I don't blame you, I just ask you to hurry!"
"Where are you kicking?"
"Hey~~!" The young player sneered and pointed to the side goal, "If you can kick in, you will hang!" ”
"Hehe, just him?"
"If he can kick in, Lao Tzu will eat the ball on the spot with loess!"
"Haha!"
There aren't many people in the world today who can kick the ball into the goal from that far away, but it's clear that they don't think any idiot can do it.
Lao Wuli didn't pay attention to the noise of this group of cubs, walked slowly to the side of the ball, glanced at the direction of the goal, and then carefully raised his right foot and kicked it lightly.
The disdain in the eyes of everyone who saw this scene became even stronger.
Such a weak and powerless action, let alone kicking the goal, whether you can kick the ball into the field or not is not certain!
However, a scene that happened in the next second made everyone dumbfounded!
Airplanes!!
When Lao Dull's seemingly fluttering kick hit the ball, a loud tearing sound suddenly came from the air, accompanied by a hurricane howling, and the dust flew in an instant!
Rumble!!
The huge metal goal, inexplicably rising from the ground, swept by the wind, flew into the distance, and smashed heavily on the ground 100 meters away, setting off a cloud of dust!
Less than 10 meters away from hitting the building!
Both the players and the cheerleaders opened their mouths wide and their eyes showed inexplicable horror.
The wind did not stop, and the skirt flew.
Purple, pink, red and other formats and styles of bright and different styles of small Nene are exposed to the air, and the beauties of the cheerleaders are completely unaware, allowing the air and coolness under them, and their eyes are only dull.
It all happened so fast, so fast that everyone didn't even see the ball, and the goal was completely scrapped.
"Alien attack?"
"It's impossible, we are here in the Hero Sanctuary of the Dragon Asia Alliance, which alien dares to spread wild here?"
"You can't talk too much, it's not like it hasn't happened before."
"That's right."
The huge movement alarmed many onlookers, pointing fingers, and all kinds of suspicions emerged in endlessly.
The wind has stopped, and it is a mess!
"In the end...... Hair...... What happened? ”
The stadium and the others came back to their senses at the same time, but there was still a deep fear on their faces, and they didn't dare to imagine what kind of tragic scene would have happened if the kick just now was not the goal, but themselves?
Especially the few who laughed the most happily before, as if there was a big stone lying across their hearts, and their faces were bloodless.
Shudder!
"People...... That white ...... What about people? ”
At this moment, where is there still the half-figure of the "idiot" in their mouths, if it weren't for so many of them seeing it with their own eyes, it would have disappeared without a trace as if it had never appeared.
"Is it a hero?"
"It's impossible, such a strong hero should at least reach the A-level, but I've never seen it before?"
"Not a hero? Isn't that a foreigner!? ”
"Hiss~~!"
One person exclaimed, and everyone gasped.
"By the way, you can start eating balls on the loess."
"Uh...... How do you eat the balls when they're gone? ”
"You can eat loess! Or...... Going to buy you a ball? ”
“……”
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On a flyover, the flow of people is sparse.
"It's still a little heavy, and a little lighter would be perfect......"
I was tired of lying on the flyover fence, muttering secretly in my heart.
Although it ruined the stadium and caused amazing damage, in the eyes of Lao Wujin, it was not that he had to play, but that they had to let himself play, which could not be blamed on himself.
Just when Lao Wuli was just trying to find a place where no one was to go home, the conversation between the two people sounded in his ears.