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Mu Tiandie's New Year gift to him was actually a dragon whip?

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Dragon Whip: It has the miraculous effect of strengthening the body, nourishing yin and replenishing yang.

"Fairy, what do you mean by that?"

Wei Wuji darkened his face and went to ask Mu Tiandie.

"You don't even let go of Tingting's best friend, Tingting will definitely have to fall, sister is worried that your body can't bear it, can't you make up for it?"

Mu Tiandie replied sonorously and vigorously, warm and warm.

"I want to, but Tingting doesn't want to, she can't force it, right?"

As long as the other party is unwilling, it is rape.

Razing the person he loves, this kind of thing, only Bai Xiaohu can do it, and he does it five times.

"It's okay, it's okay, sister, there are a lot of flirting skills here, I'll teach you now."

Mu Tiandie comforted.

"Fairy, you still know how to flirt with girls?"

Wei Wuji asked in amazement.

"I didn't know, I watched an idol drama with Tingting that night, and then I knew."

Mu Tiandie was extremely proud, and said, "You can arrange a candlelight dinner, and then put some medicine in the wine......

"Stop!"

I thought that Mu Tiandie's flirting skills were learned from idol dramas, but it turned out to be just medication, in the final analysis, medication seems to be rape, right?

In the WeChat classmate group, those students in high school are all giving out red envelopes to play, most of them are one or two, and the most is ten, but everyone is still happy to grab it.

Zhang Junbao suddenly sent a 100-yuan bag, and was called a local tyrant by all his classmates.

Seeing Zhang Junbao's smug expression constantly, Wei Wuji could only scold silently: Pretending to be forced!

As soon as his consciousness moved, he saw Zhang Junbao, who was dozens of miles away, lying on his own kang, watching TV, eating melon seeds, and pretending to be forced in the group.

This kind of year-old keeping is too monotonous.

Wei Wuji thought about it and decided to give Zhang Junbao some stimulation, and the fishing rod flicked, fishing out the dozen or so discs that Zhang Junbao treasured from the locked cabinet, and quietly appeared beside him.

"Junbao, you actually ......"

Zhang Junbao's brother got up and went to the bathroom, and when he saw the disc on the kang, he was completely stunned.

The covers of those discs are too glamorous, and they are authentic Yamato specialties that serve otaku.

"Junbao, your father and I hope you find a good marriage partner, you ......"

Zhang Junbao's parents looked at each other speechlessly, and finally it was the mother who spoke, but halfway through the words, she didn't know what to say.

"Listen to me, this ......"

Zhang Junbao's cheeks were hot, the flush spread to the heel of his neck, picked up the disc, jumped off the kang, didn't wear any shoes, and quickly rushed into his room.

When he looked at the drawer where the discs were stored and locked properly, the expression on his face was like seeing a ghost, and he was dripping with cold sweat.

"It's exciting enough, let's see what Tingting is doing."

Wei Wuji smiled, and his consciousness turned to Niu Tingting's home.

Niu Tingting's home is in Yuanshui County, less than thirty miles away, which is easier to see and hear clearly.

A family of three, sitting in the living room, eating dumplings, watching the Spring Festival Gala.

"Dad, Mom, let me tell you, I'll go to my boyfriend's house tomorrow, they don't have a place to sleep, and we'll come back together in the evening."

Niu Tingting put down her chopsticks, wiped her mouth clean, and said.

"Male...... Boyfriend? ”

Niu Tingting's mother, Xu Yun, was obviously frightened.

"Who? How is the character? What is your family background? ”

Niu Congzu is very calm, and his daughter can't keep it when she is older.

"Ten thousand times stronger than you!"

Niu Tingting muttered.

Niu Congzu's face turned red, and he coughed violently, a dumpling, almost choking on his throat.

Wei Wuji also blushed, Tingting didn't know that he would say so well.

Retracted his divine sense, he wanted to see Xia Yue, but after thinking about it carefully, he chose to give up.

"Wuji, if you don't say a word, I won't give this gift to my grandson!"

Before this news, Sun Wukong asked several times in a row if he was not there.

"Brother Monkey, it's not sincere to see that you are giving gifts, although I am not here for the time being, but gifts can always be delivered, right?"

Wei Wuji hurriedly replied, looking forward to Brother Monkey's gift.

"That's it, I'm busy, so I don't have the same knowledge as you."

Sun Wukong was consciously generous and said, "You will definitely like this gift." ”

The red envelope gift will appear on the screen.

Another dragon whip?

Wei Wuji looked confused, thinking that Brother Monkey would give a good baby.

"How? Like it or not? ”

Sun Wukong asked.

"Brother Monkey, the gift that the Butterfly Fairy gave me just now is also this!"

Wei Wuji replied.

"What?"

Sun Wukong was extremely shocked and scolded: "This little butterfly, stalking and taking away the dragon whip that my old grandson treasured, saying that she wants to raise a male unicorn to make up for her body, so that she can give her a litter of little unicorns in the coming year, it turns out that she is planning to give birth to a litter of little butterflies with you!" ”

"Brother Monkey, what are you doing with this thing?"

Wei Wuji was extremely embarrassed and quickly changed the topic.

"I still have something to do, farewell!"

As soon as Wei Wuji asked this, Sun Wukong immediately flashed.

Obviously, Sun Wukong's purpose of cherishing the dragon whip is not pure.

"Mowgli, did Brother Monkey give you a dragon whip?"

was about to go to the red envelope group to chat, and Zhu Bajie sent another message.

"Second Senior Brother, don't say you want to give me this thing too!"

Although the dragon whip is good, if you eat too much, you are afraid that it will make up for it.

"No, no, no, the old pig thinks so, you can't finish it anyway, why not divide half of the old pig?"

Zhu Bajie not only gave gifts, but also came to share gifts, this cheeky skin is worthy of pigskin, that is, thick.

"Second Senior Brother, if you want the dragon whip, you have to express it too, right?"

Wei Wuji reminded.

"Although the old pig is doing the messenger of the pure altar, there are countless offerings every day, but there is Guanyin Bodhisattva watching above, and the old pig actually hasn't caught much oil and water."

After crying poor, Zhu Bajie added: "My old pig hasn't eaten a good meal for hundreds of years, and he has lost weight, so I'll share half of my old pig!" ”

Skinny?

The last time I was dragged by Brother Monkey, that figure, that fat meat, I felt terrible when I thought about it.

"You have to get something good."

Even if he can't finish it, he will give it to the second senior brother for nothing, and Wei Wuji will be reluctant.

At this moment, in the Grim Reaper's red envelope group, Nezha popped up.

Nezha: It's the Chinese New Year, and those who want to eat dragon meat come to grab red envelopes.

Erlang God: Nezha, where did you slaughter the dragon again?

Nezha: The giant country has evil dragons that plague the people, and the king asked me to slay the dragons.

Jiang Ziya: I've heard about this, Nezha, I guess I have gained a lot of virtue from slaying the dragon this time, right?

Nezha: Not much, not much, barely enough for a million points!

What the?

Slaying a dragon, can you get a million points of virtue?

Just today, 300 million bottles of free health drinks were received, and more than 1 billion dollars were spent, and more than 60,000 points of virtue were obtained.

This world is too unfair.

Wei Wuji: Third prince, where is the evil dragon, introduce it to me to slaughter!

Nezha: It's not me who blows, it's up to you, not to mention slaying dragons, it's hard to kill a spider.

Butterfly Fairy: Nezha, is your ass itchy?

Nezha: I'll give out red envelopes.

Tang Sanzang: I've been ready to grab it for a long time.

Erlang God: I grabbed the dragon meat, [email protected]/* */

Nezha: I'm wondering if to put the dragon whip in the red envelope.

Iron Man: Absolutely

Airplanes!

Nezha's red envelope will come as soon as it is said.

Wei Wuji stretched out his fingers and poked it, feeling a giant grass in his hand.