Chapter 18: What a joke

When Liu Yu'er's heartfelt words heard Li Mu's ears, Li Mu was instantly frightened into a cold sweat, a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and a thunderbolt was startled, which frightened Li Mu at a loss, speechless, and didn't know what to do. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When Xing Han heard this, "Hahaha" grinned, as the elder of Liuyu'er, he will be his father in the future, and it is not tolerated for his son to beat Lao Tzu! It is unkind, unjust, disloyal and unfilial to corrupt people's morality by doing so.

Xing Han is worried, how to explain to his future father-in-law, ask for forgiveness, after all, Lao Tzu disciplines the boy, but it is a matter of course, he and Liu Yu'er have not yet skimmed the eight characters, without the order of his parents, how can Liu Yu'er marry him? It is imperative to please your father-in-law!

It just so happened that Liu Yuer made such a joke, risking the world's disapproval, she and Li Mucai only have one side relationship, and she is the fiancé of Li Mu's daughter, in such an intimate relationship, how can it be that the old man poisoned his daughter's groom official!

"Liu'er is really good at laughing! How can an old man poison the bridegroom's officer! That's right, uncle! Xing Han twisted his head to look at Li Mu, trying to ease the atmosphere.

"Yes, yes---" Li Mugan smiled, squeezed out two words from between his teeth, and replied embarrassedly.

"Liu'er, don't make such jokes in the future! Damned! Besides, even if my father-in-law really wants to poison me in the rice porridge, I will also drink all the rice porridge that is not left! After speaking, Xing Han picked up the broken bowl on the kang, scooped a small mouthful of rice porridge, and drank it with his head held high.

In addition to the viscous taste of rice porridge, the rich rice aroma of rice, and the faint fragrance of plum blossoms in the rice porridge is even more faint.

Wrong! It's summer, how can there be plum blossoms! Could it be---

"Liu'er is really good at laughing! How can an old man poison the bridegroom's officer! “

Hearing this, Liu Yu'er, who was nestled in Xing Han's arms, couldn't help but clench Xing Han's chest tightly, buried her crying little face deeply, and thought: "It turns out that immortal cultivators are not big liars, and immortal cultivators still have good people!" Brother Xing Han seemed to have proposed to his father just now! “

"Isn't it, after mentioning the kiss, Brother Xing Han will ride a high-headed horse, I will sit in a sedan chair, and then wear a big red cloth on my head, let a group of people watch the heaven and earth, enter the cave room, and then hug each other again, and then ---" The more I thought about it, the more embarrassed I became, the more I thought about it, the more shy I became, and I couldn't help but be shy.

"Brother is so annoying! , my brother is so annoying! Liu'er likes her brother the most! Liu Yu'er's body trembled, and she hugged Xing Han tightly, "Brother is so annoying!" Liu Yu'er couldn't help but be very happy, gently put her hand into Xing Han's clothes, her warm slender jade hand, carefully touched Xing Han's fiery chest, and felt the warmth that Xing Han's body brought to her!

"Besides, even if my father-in-law really wants to poison me in the rice porridge, I will also drink all the rice porridge that is not left!"

Hearing this, Liu Yu'er was shocked, there is really poison in the rice porridge! Arsenic, Sanyuansan, and sweat medicine, these three poisons can completely poison a cow!

Arsenic is lethal; Scattered Yuan San is to disperse the vitality in the body of the immortal cultivator, and the vitality is dispersed, and the immortal cultivator is no different from ordinary people, unable to force the poison out of the body; Sweat pills are coma-inducing!

Li Mu's small abacus was very ingenious, first using Sanyuan to disperse Xing Han's cultivation, so that Xing Han could not resist the poison entering his body, and poisoned Xing Han with arsenic, and the sweat medicine avoided Xing Han's counterattack before death, which can be described as foolproof!

I'm not afraid that Xing Han won't eat, and if you eat it, you'll be on the road!

Tonight is really dangerous and dangerous, first when Yu'er was poisoned, she obstructed it in every possible way, and she even coaxed and frightened to control Liu Yu'er, but Liuyu'er didn't cooperate in every way, and even told Xing Han that fortunately Xing Han was stupid, otherwise she would have to explain here tonight!

Now Xing Han has fallen into the Tao, I am a sword, you are a fish and meat, even if the king of heaven Laozi descends to earth, Xing Han, you can't escape!

Li Mu smiled evilly, looking at Xing Han, who was lying on the bed with weakness and a dilated gaze, a sense of proud joy and excitement of success arose spontaneously from his deep evil heart.

"You scream, you scream! Why don't you call! Yes! Little bunny, you dare to hit me. Oh, it hurts! Li Mu got off the kang, picked up the bronze mirror, and carefully took a picture of his face, good guy, Xing Han's slender five-finger mountain was vividly printed on Li Mu's left face, and the bright red five fingers plus the palm root were neatly swollen two inches high!

Looking at the swollen and swollen palm prints on his face, the purple and red left cheek, and the mud on the kang that couldn't support the wall, turned his elbows outward, and hugged Xing Han's limp body and cried, Li Mu's heart was even more nameless, and he took out the kitchen knife that had already been placed under the straw mat and walked towards Xing Han.

"I'm going to slay you here tonight! Make wine with blood, take the head as a drink, and worship my brother and sister-in-law! “