Chapter 121: Park Kyung-rim's Gorgeous Outing (1)
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Speaking of this issue of "Park Kyung-rim's Gorgeous Outing", the theme is that the bombards of Girls' Generation dress up as men.
To say that there is a girl named Liu Yiyun who is particularly good at dressing up as a man, the first time she saw Liu Yiyun in the function group, Taeyeon thought that the girl group was mixed with a handsome beautiful man, and when she saw Liu Yiyun swaggering and sleeping in the same bed with the rest of the girls in the variety show, Taeyeon almost didn't drop her jaw in shock.
This Liu Yiyun Taeyeon has met a few times, but she has always thought that she is a boy's existence, before seeing Crystal intimately hugging her shoulders, Taeyeon also thought that Crystal had joined the army of early love, and later after Crystal's explanation, Taeyeon knew that Liu Yiyun was a girl.
In addition, some costume dramas of the Celestial Empire have also studied this, otherwise a young girl in the play will think that the people in the play will think that they are pure masters as soon as they wear men's clothing, and Taeyeon thinks that there are only two explanations for this situation, the first is that the heroine is very masculine, and the second is that the rest of the actors are very delicate.
This issue of "Park Kyung-rim's Gorgeous Outing" Yuna has a schedule, I don't know if I can get there.
Yuna just starred in MBC's weekend drama "The World's Stunning Park Jung-qun", in the tenth episode, she made a cameo appearance as a rebellious girl who chose to run away from home because of a conflict with her mother, but chose to live at the train station because she had no place to live, and finally had a dispute with an uncle because of her residence, but the uncle died mysteriously Yuna was murdered, but fortunately, the policewoman in the play, Park Jung-qum, helped clear the suspicion, and finally reconciled with her family and went to work in a fast food restaurant.
Taeyeon repeatedly looked through the script and found that there was no close scene before he was released, there are intimate scenes that can be deleted, deleted that can be misplaced, dislocated and stand-ins, if they can't, then they can change the screenwriter, change the screenwriter, change Yuna, change Yuna, and never give this girl a chance to get close to the handsome guy privately.
Yoona always says that Taeyeon is strict, and it's her job.
But this is also Taeyeon's job, Taeyeon's part-time part-time Yoona's glass-hearted fan.
Taeyeon yawns!
As soon as she arrives in front of the camera, Taeyeon likes to yawn, and as soon as she works, Taeyeon has a feeling of wanting to be lazy.
It turned out that the special guest male model Oh Hyun-woong of this issue had not arrived, so Taeyeon took the initiative to apply to sit in the extra position on the judges' bench, and Taeyeon only wanted to see the appearance of the bombards when they wore men's clothes on the catwalk because this issue was a special feature of women dressed as men, and if she was backstage with the bombards, she would have no chance.
The bombards are even more envious that Taeyeon alone will have more scenes than the eight of them.
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The light wooden door connecting the outdoor studio and the backstage standby room was pushed open in a chic manner, and the heroic Choi so-young appeared in the eyes of the four with brisk steps, and the confident smile on her face interpreted her happy mood at this moment, but Taeyeon only has two words to evaluate "failure"!
A pair of simple pink plaid pattern pants, a white silk gown, and long hair tied up, Xiuying transformed into Trios, the guardian angel in the comic "Candy". However, this Trios is obviously in vain, and even twisted his arms quite exaggeratedly, passed the door past the judges' bench step by step, walked to the side of a small red carpet, and finally made an extremely cute "yes" finishing pose.
"Taeyeon, I'll be shy if you look at me like this, I'm just generally handsome, and I'm generally third in the country!"
"Yes, yes, the face looks very masculine, but what's going on with the catwalk just now, you won't be playing a sissy!"
"You said that I look masculine, you mean that I don't look like a man anymore, I can give you a chance to change my words!"
"Eh, you look like a man except for the whole body, you don't look like a man, long-legged Cui oppa, I can't say this!"
"You!"
As soon as she stood still, Xiuying raised her eyebrows, looked at the four people on the judges' table and asked proudly, and she looked confident, thinking for a long time about Trios's costumes and movements in "Candy".
Su-young was stunned for a moment, and then her blood surged, and her face turned crimson, there was no way Taeyeon in the variety show was so hateful, I remember the last time in "Star Admiralty", Taeyeon used a trick to debunk her bad habit of talking in her sleep, and forcibly added her bad habits to Su-young's head.
Park Kyung-rim saw that the two girls were going to quarrel endlessly, so he had to change the topic for the sake of the progress of the show.
"Xiuying, if you were a man, what would you most like to do?"
"I'm going to fight Taeyeon in a duel!"
"Duel?"
"That's right, selfie shopping show with long legs, these are up to her to choose!"
Hearing Xiuying's duel method, the three mc broke out in a cold sweat, this is a duel with many men. But it can be regarded as a big explosion of so-young's sense of artistry, usually Taeyeon's sense of artistry is mostly the best, and Taeyeon has a high sense of artistry in daily life in addition to reading books quietly.
After Xiuying, the petrified princess Minglang, exits, the next contestant, Yoo-ri, appears.
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The light melody came out leisurely, and before Yuli appeared, a romantic atmosphere enveloped the four people seated.
Kwon Yoo-ri with a sunny smile appeared in everyone's sight, wearing a well-cut white shirt accompanied by a black bow tie, and an elegant black apron tied on her leg-trimmed black trousers, her whole body was spotless, and she seemed to be shining with a dazzling light under the white light. It looks like the role played by Yoon Eun-hye in "Coffee Prince No. 1 Shop", and Yoo-ri's hearty and unpretentious smile is a fight with Eun-chan.
Yu Li is like a silver possession, holding two cups of coffee on a plate in one hand, dragging a garbage bag containing cotton hanging from her shoulder in the other, and swaggering across the red carpet, scratching the ends of her hair with her hands impatiently, looking like a passive waiter.
"It's a bad waiter scratching his hair!"
"Ah, the president told me to do this, let's drink this first!"
Yoori walked to the judges' bench while scratching her hair, rudely gave the two cups of coffee to Jang Dong-min and Park Kyung-rim on the plate, and then slammed the rest of the plate in front of Taeyeon. Yu Li pouted and blew her long hair, scratched her head under the stunned gaze of everyone, turned her arms around, and moved her head again, looking like a rebellious teenager, it can be said that Yu Li's performance was undoubtedly a success.
"Yuli, what would you do if you met a girl you liked?"
"In this case, please come out and perform together!"
In response to MC Jang Dong-min's hypothetical question, Yoori called out the laid-back Taeyeon.
And Taeyeon didn't expect Yoo-ri to call herself, but Taeyeon praised Yoo-ri's approach because it was also a way to liven up the scene. Taeyeon wore a lace white shirt and pink cute jeans, which can be said to be very cute.
On the other side of the red carpet, Taeyeon pretends to be a beautiful girl shopping, while Yori looks at Taeyeon with her arms in her arms.
"Come to our store for a cup of coffee, I'll give you a three-fold discount!"
"Oh, you're going fishing!"
"I said would you be interested in having a cup of coffee with me?!"
"I can't hear what you're talking about, I'm too old and a little deaf!"
After hearing Taeyeon's words, the three MCs laughed, but Yoo-ri was very depressed because Taeyeon couldn't communicate properly.
Then Yori couldn't stand Taeyeon's ridicule of his ability to pick up girls, and the two girls switched roles like Zhu Shimao and Chen Peisi's sketch "Protagonist and Supporting Role". This time, Yori twists her waist and walks gracefully towards Taeyeon, and Yori also wants to come to a petrified Taeyeon who can't hear anything clearly.
However, Taeyeon grabs Yori and drags her to the side of the stage when Yori doesn't react.
"Let's go, the chick and the uncle go home and give birth to a bunch of fat dolls!"
"Poof!"
After hearing Taeyeon's words, Yori was depressed, but the three MCs laughed even more.
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The melodic music exploded in the middle of the room, and a moment later a small figure flashed out of the wooden door.
First a pair of white sneakers, then a pair of large snow-blue hip-hop pants, then a red T-shirt with a very refined striped scarf tied at the neckline, hair tied in two strands hanging down behind the ears, and a thick-brimmed hip-hop hat on the side of the head, with a completely cynical smile on his face.
"Oh, Sunny!"
In the cheers of everyone in unison, the corners of Sunny's mouth hooked a handsome arc, and his body suddenly danced strongly with the rhythm.
Strictly speaking, none of the three women who came to the stage dressed like men, mainly because the three girls all had a slender figure with long flowing hair and a cute face, the first Xiuying was like an intellectual and calm beautiful girl, the second Yuli was like a rebellious version of the girl's uniform seduction, and finally Sunny was like a young and lively sports girl.
If Liu Yiyun is a successful person with 100 points, then the women are scum with less than 5 points, because men's clothes are more youthful and beautiful when worn on them.
"Why did you choose a Hip-hopBoy outfit?"
“what?”
Sunny plays a Hip-hopBoy who doesn't understand Korean, but this also makes the three mcs laugh.
And the main CM Park Kyung-rim speaks English that is not fluent: "How do you feel now? ”
"Ahh
“what’syourconcept?”
“what?”
The meaning of this sentence in English is probably "what concept do you have", and Sunny's English level is only half-baked, so Sunny can only use the situation of black rap to pass the English part in one stroke, but I didn't expect Park Kyung-rim to talk in English endlessly, this time Sunny felt that the joke was too big.
"I mean, what's the concept for today?"
"Oh, yes!"
This conversation with Sunny was completely exposed, because Park Kyung-rim couldn't understand what Sunny said in English, but Sunny could understand it once in Korean, and Taeyeon knew that Sunny basically only knew the words what and yes, so Sunny completely exposed the essence of her scumbag. And everyone knows whether Sunny has any water every time she speaks English, but the three MCs, who already know it in their hearts, are holding back a smile.
“what‘syourjob?”
"Oh, yes.jobjob, goodjob, yo!"
Hearing Sunny's casual nonsense, the three MCs and Taeyeon all laughed, and in the end, even Sunny himself was amused by himself, and this time Sunny couldn't pretend that he could only speak English and not Korean, which was possible if Taeyeon could pretend, but Sunny just wanted to laugh. Then everyone asks Sunny to introduce himself in black rap, and Sunny fluently recites a passage that he has worked so hard to prepare.
Through a fluent rap, sunny successfully won back face, and everyone gave sunny the warmest applause.
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Then a tense sound rang out in the recording room, a traditional Celestial rhythm.
Xiaoyuan was wearing a dress of a high-ranking official and nobleman during the Qing Dynasty, a black-edged gold hat with a shining golden dragon, and a brown robe with a red vest.
Hyoyeon likes the cultural customs and food and beauty of the Celestial Empire, so Taeyeon Hyoyeon always flatters the Celestial Empire, and then sets out some folk customs and regional beauties in Taeyeon's mouth, and one of the things Hyoyeon wants to do most is to leave his footprints in every part of the Celestial Empire. Of course, Taeyeon also promised to have time to go to the Celestial Empire to walk all over the places of interest together, and the crazy, fun-loving and noisy bombards also agreed with this.
Xiao Yuan's next move at the recording scene made everyone laugh, because Xiao Yuan stretched out his arms and jumped towards the judges' seat, Xiao Yuan learned the unique zombies of the ancient Celestial Empire on TV, but the three MCs who didn't know about this culture were confused.
Then a magnificent song of Jackie Chan's "Men Should Be Self-Reliant" made everyone's hearts surge, although the three MCs couldn't understand the lyrics of the Celestial Empire, but "music has no borders" There is no language barrier, because the feelings buried in the music will change people's mood even if they can't understand the lyrics.
"Hey-ha!"
Xiao Yuan accompanied the music to play a set of introductory boxing five-step boxing, Jin Xiao Yuan suddenly squatted down the horse step, a horse step punch connected with a lunge to push the elbow, the action is quite kung fu style, in the martial arts Xiao Yuan gradually became serious and serious, looking at Xiao Yuan's sharp eyes, the three mc didn't even dare to breathe.
And after walking through the red carpet, Xiao Yuan suddenly changed his face, and his serious face became smiling.
"I'm the one who sets the jajang-myeon noodles!"
"Hyoyeon, tell me about your current concept!"
The three MCs of Hyoyeon, who looked at the great change, laughed, and Park Kyung-rim also asked questions in laughter.
This time Xiao Yuan has been preparing for a long time in the Celestial Empire, just now Sunny was dumbfounded when he spoke English and was asked by Park Kyung-rim, and now that Hyo-yeon wants to speak Celestial Empire, it is estimated that he is speechless and may be doing three cm, because with the breadth and profundity of the Celestial Empire culture, Park Kyung-rim will not understand better than Hyo-yeon.
"Do you want to see me zombie?"
This sentence Xiaoyuan actually wants to ask "Do you see me like a zombie", but unfortunately because of this kind of rare sentence, Xiaoyuan will not be organized, but some normal Celestial Dynasty conversations Xiaoyuan can still understand, and now Xiaoyuan has made up for Song Qian's own Chinese a lot, after all, Song Qian is always correcting Xiaoyuan.
But even if there is a problem with what Xiaoyuan said, the three MCs still don't know.
"I am the best beautiful man in the Celestial Empire!"
"Be humble, we have to be humble!"
"It's okay, no one here understands!"
"In post-production, there will be subtitles, and I'm sure even if I say the words subtitled!"
"It's too long, and I don't understand it."
Seeing that the two of them actually talked about the Celestial Empire in the show, the three powerless MCs were speechless, so that the two of them could speak loudly in front of everyone unscrupulously if they had any whispers in private, anyway, no one could listen to each other except each other. In addition, the rumor that Taeyeon is said to be proficient in Korean, Celestial Empire, and English now seems to be true nine times out of ten, and it is really condescending for such a scholar to become an idol.
Now that Taeyeon has been admitted to Seoul National University, the crowd has applauded again, but if the order is wrong, it will not have this effect.
Taeyeon: An idol was admitted to Seoul National University, everyone must think that she is a positive energy representative who is studious and diligent, and if Taeyeon is a student of Seoul National University, she is a negative energy representative who is degenerate and does not know how to enterprising.
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Immediately after that, a very gentlemanly saxophone sounded melodiously, and it was Pani in a black suit who pushed the door.
Pani wore a gentlemanly bowler hat and a modest black suit with a small white shirt and a black and white plaid tie, which was supposed to represent the symbol of the English gentleman. However, it is precisely because of the proper suit that outlines the perfect figure, showing Pani's slender waist, round chest, straight hips, and straight legs, which makes her look particularly seductive.
"I'm Tidogang who is in the form of a modernboy!"
"Oh, if you had to pick an ideal type in Girlhood, who would you choose?"
"Xu Xian!"
"Why?"
"Because Xu Xian is the most sensible, and he usually does things seriously and never speaks loudly, which is my favorite type in the group!"
It is true that Seo Hyun is Pani's favorite type, because Seo Hyun is serious and sensible and will be centered on Pani, while Taeyeon is a girl who is too majestic and independent, with Seo Hyun Seo Hyun will be dominated by Pani, and with Taeyeon, he will become obedient to Taeyeon.
But even if it's a favorite type, it's not necessarily someone who likes to be together.
"And if you were asked to fall in love with the rest of Girls' Generation except you, who would you choose?"
"Taeyeon!"
"And why?"
"Because it's comfortable to sleep with!"
Can this be considered a reason to be comfortable, this is choosing a girlfriend and not choosing a pillow, but looking at Pani's firm eyes, let's count it!
Then Park Kyung-rim asked Girls' Generation's temporary prop Taeyeon to appear, this scene is to play a couple who have been in love for many years and finally Pani dumps Taeyeon, although Taeyeon has many opinions about being dumped, but being dumped by Pani is always much better than dumping Pani, after all, Taeyeon, a good man, can't let his beloved woman suffer a little grievance.
"Oppa, why don't you want me?"
"Because you're a Gemini and I'm a Gemini, we're not a good match!"
"Okay, then we'll see you in the next life!"
"Taeyeon, you're not going to kill yourself for love, are you?"
"You're wrong, maybe I won't be a Gemini in the next life!"
Originally, the three MCs wanted a scene of love separation between life and death, but they were acted into a nonsensical farce by the two women.