Sun Yanzi is also a bridesmaid?

With Xie Tingcheng, isn't there just two bridesmaids?

Can...... When Li Xuan talked on the phone last night, didn't he say that he was the only best man?

How can Ichiro match Erniang?

What the hell is going on?

Zheng Yichen became angry namelessly, looked at Li Xuan who covered his mouth and snickered, and said astringently: "Brother, let's take a step to talk, Sister Shan, take up a little time for your husband, you won't mind, right?" ”

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Zheng Yichen had a big hand, like an eagle catching a chicken, and dragged Li Xuanfei to hide in a no-man's corner, and said angrily: "How can there be two bridesmaids?" Didn't you say that I would be the best man? ”

Li Xuan said in surprise: "Huh? Aren't you clear? I told you about this arrangement last night. ”

Zheng Yichen said coldly: "Fart!" I don't have the slightest impression, could it be that you told me in a dream? ”

Li Xuan stretched out five fingers and put them in front of Zheng Yichen's eyes, and the five fingers repeatedly fell and stood up, just like a hypnotist's gesture to hypnosis: "It seems that you really forgot, come on, let's open the palace of memory, last night, when I called you and said that you were the only best man, what else did you say later?" ”

Zheng Yichen thought carefully: "You said: You are the only best man candidate, if you don't come, I will arrange the bridesmaids...... Bridesmaid...... What do we do? ”

"That's right. I've been wronged. Li Xuan smiled, closed his five fingers, and snapped his fingers, "Bridesmaids, not bridesmaids, the words represent plural, so when you see two bridesmaids, you don't need to put on an expression of successful fertilization, you must know that you are a gentleman, no matter how much sperm you receive, you can't give birth to an egg......"

"Sorry for your sister!!" Zheng Yichen still felt uncomfortable, "I need you to give me a satisfactory answer, why do you want to do this?" ”

Li Xuan rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, in addition to you, I actually invited two best men, but today one of them took the subway traffic jam, and the other flight happened to encounter odd and even number restrictions, so they couldn't come, so they could only rely on you to provoke half of the best man's country." ”

"Can you use your brains and think of a better excuse to convince me that the subway is congested? Aircraft Restrictions? You made up such an unconscionable explanation? ”

He was staring at him, and he really wanted to punch Li Xuan's nose crookedly.

To be honest, just one Xie Tingcheng as a bridesmaid, he has to say that he can't bear it, not to mention the addition of an Asian singer Sun Yanzi.

Li Xuan's wedding is in full anticipation, and how many long guns and short cannons are waiting in the open and in secret, just waiting to accumulate material for tomorrow's headlines.

Rare events like a groomsman with two stunning bridesmaids will not be missed.

If Guo Xiaorong happened to watch this news and saw Zheng Yichen and Xie Tingcheng appearing intimately in the same frame in front of the Chinese people, with her jealousy, how would this matter end?

He seemed to be able to see Guo Xiaorong pointing a gun at his head, and said murderously: "Zheng Yichen, you also said that you would do everything you can to marry me, and you will get along with other women in a blink of an eye!" Eat me a bullet! ”

Zheng Yichen was sad, he wanted to cry without tears, he could only blame himself for committing a heinous crime in his previous life, and he made a bad friend by mistake in this life and ended up in this field.

"For today's plan, only by praying to God, Guo Xiaorong is not a superficial woman, she doesn't like to watch entertainment gossip news at all, and I can hope to escape."

Li Xuan said helplessly: "Then I'll be honest, on my big day today, I have quite a gold medal for avoiding death, and I want to play a big ticket." ”

"If you want to play, you can go to rob the house, what are you doing tricks on me as a good young man?"

"I'm not stupid, this death-free gold medal is only valid for you, so I have to fix you."

Zheng Yichen gritted his teeth fiercely and rattled, but he had to admit that what Li Xuan said was the truth, on this buddy's big day, the object of his marriage was his godsister, he couldn't let Li Xuan get married with a scar, no matter how unhappy he was, he could only endure it.

He held back his anger and softened his tone: "Tell me, what will I do later?" ”

"It's very simple, just make two more trips, it's not as difficult as you think."

Zheng Yichen's liver was about to explode: It's light! When the wedding ceremony was going on, everyone else walked the red carpet slowly, and thousands of people in the seat watched me tired and running back and forth, and my face was about to be lost!

He clenched his fists and slowly released them, and again and again, relying on the great concentration of practicing Tai Chi these days, he finally suppressed the urge to go crazy.

Seeing his expression, Li Xuan knew that what he expected was not bad, no matter how he rectified Zheng Yichen on this day, he could only be angry in his heart.

He proudly put his arm on Zheng Yichen's shoulder and said: "Don't be so frustrated, look at how much your buddy takes care of you, it just so happens that you are also getting married, and you won't have much opportunity to walk the catwalk with three beauties hand in hand in one day in the future, just as the bachelorette party I prepared for you in advance, the last carnival ......"

When Zheng Yichen heard this, he felt that something was wrong, and said suspiciously: "Xie Qingcheng, Sun Yanzi, aren't they two bridesmaids?" Where did the three come from? ”

Li Xuan stretched out his finger and poked him hard in the head a few times: "Are you stupid?" Are you stupid? ”

"Poke your sister! I wasn't forced to be stupid by you! Hurry up and explain to me clearly, why did you become three bridesmaids again? ”

Li Xuan stretched out a finger: "This is you." “

He held out his second and third fingers: "This is the best man who took the subway, and the best man with the limited number of the plane." Of course, they are all fictional, but the corresponding bridesmaids are real. ”

"One plus two equals three, this is an arithmetic problem in elementary school, and I want to explain it to you, you say, are you stupid, are you stupid?"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but poke Zheng Yichen's head with his finger, but this time Zheng Yichen was willing to be poked by him.

He also agreed with Li Xuan's point of view, he was really stupid, Li Xuan's words had already revealed that there were three bridesmaids, and his head couldn't turn for a while, and he even forgot the simplest arithmetic problem.

Zheng Yichen recalled the mistaken incident of reading the wrong map last night, and laughed at himself: "Maybe my math is the same as geography, and it is taught by the physical education teacher." ”

Li Xuan asked, "How did you talk about geography?" ”

Zheng Yichen changed his serious expression: "Don't open the topic." Who the hell is the third bridesmaid you arranged for me? I'm not good at dealing with strange women, so don't just stuff a cat or dog into me as a bridesmaid. ”

Li Xuan said: "Don't be too old-fashioned, women, once born, twice mature......"

"Anyway, I don't care, I don't know anyone, I don't have to look at her face, you tell the woman directly, no one wants to be the best man, and she stripped off her bridesmaid dress, and I also saved a trip."

In order to push away the errand of matching the third bridesmaid, Zheng Yichen pretended to be unkind.

Li Xuan showed a bright smile: "It's a pity, you really can't save this trip." I had expected you to object on this ground, so the three bridesmaids I invited were carefully selected, and all three of them you know, hia, hia, hia......"

He let out a series of strange smirks, and he was extremely proud.

Zheng Yichen thought about it carefully, there were quite a few girls he and Li Xuan knew together, and his face changed: "Do you invite female classmates from college to be bridesmaids?" ”

"No, guess again."

"Could it be that those junior sisters in my department?"

"No, guess again."

Zheng Yichen said angrily: "Guess the fart, don't guess, you quickly tell me, my patience has been worn out by you!" ”

Li Xuan said: "Don't, I'll give you a hint, this person, I knew her earlier than you knew her." ”

Zheng Yichen thought for a while, and a flash of inspiration: "Could it be...... Yao Luqi! ”

The girls he knows are extremely limited, and the people who have intersections with Li Xuan are even more minority, and only Yao Luqi is eligible, long before she met Zheng Yichen, she was introduced to Li Xuan by her father Yao Xiufei at the party.

Li Xuan clapped his hands and smiled: "It seems that you are not too stupid. ”

Zheng Yichen didn't guess the answer for himself and was complacent, he only felt that one head became two heads.

"Choose Luqi as the third bridesmaid? I'd rather you pick a random strange woman to be your bridesmaid. ”

"Don't be stupid, it's not too cheap for you, it's against my wish to play a big ticket."

"Li Xuan, Li Xuan, do you have to play me to death before you are willing!"

Li Xuan smiled and said, "Nonsense! I just want to exhaust you. ”

"You!"

Zheng Yichen glared at him angrily, two rough breaths erupted from his nostrils, Li Xuan saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly said in a loud voice: "Lishan, you call me, right?" I'll come right over! ”

Li Lishan, who was not far away, heard his voice, turned around, and looked puzzled: "I didn't call you." ”

"Oh, that's because I misheard."

Zheng Yichen heard him call Li Lishan, so he had to hold back the anger in his stomach, changed his stiff smiling face, and whispered to Li Xuan: "You wait, I will definitely avenge today's revenge, don't forget that I will also get married soon, and we will meet in the mountains and rivers." ”

Li Xuan said with a smile: "I advise you not to try to fix me at your wedding, I dare to set up this situation today, I have already prepared the way back, I am not afraid that you will retaliate at the wedding." ”

Zheng Yichen made his position clear with a middle two line: "Even if I pour out the water of the entire Pacific Ocean, it can't extinguish the raging anger that I want to take revenge on you!" ”

Li Xuan said lightly: "When I go to your wedding, I will hold Robin in my arms, I don't believe you dare to fix me." ”

He was smart enough to know that Robin loved him and would not hesitate to destroy anything that tried to hurt him.

When Robin is by his side, whoever dares to have bad intentions towards him is definitely a dead end!

With its personality, in order to please the male god, it doesn't need to look at the occasion, and it turns the wedding into a funeral in minutes.

How terrifying Robin is, Zheng Yichen knows better than anyone else, as soon as he heard Robin's name, his neck suddenly shrank, and his whole person was completely discouraged: "I don't take you to play like this." ”

Li Xuan quipped, "How?" Has the flame of revenge been extinguished? ”

Zheng Yichen cried and said with a sad face: "It's gone, it's gone." ”