309 What the hell is this singing?
"I'm grateful to you?" Kong Lingyu and Wang Daochang, who rushed to the side of the stage, braked suddenly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Bang!" The two also bumped into each other.
But neither of them felt any more pain.
Oh my God, what did they hear? Xu Shaoyan actually said that he was grateful to Ma Can?
They heard it right!
Kong Lingyu and Wang Daochang looked at each other in disbelief for a few seconds, and both of them had expressions of disbelief on their faces.
I appreciate you?
The two of them almost couldn't believe their ears.
Immediately afterwards, Kong Lingyu's face suddenly turned ruddy, and Wang Daochang also smiled.
"It turns out that Xu Shaoyan also knows that those who know the times are Junjie." Kong Lingyu smiled, it was really a false alarm.
"Scared the hell out of me!"
Wang Daochang also patted his chest, and said that Xu Shaoyan would not really be a bastard to the point of not entering the oil and salt, and CCTV was also his work unit!
Xu Shaoyan won't really smash the field!
However, both of them thought too easily.
Xu Shaoyan stretched his waist and said with the microphone in the guest seat: "I should really be grateful to you, I have to apologize to the audience, because I fell asleep after Wang Yuze's singing just now, because I am a single dog, I hate being sprinkled with dog food, although I have to eat this dog food." ”
"Hahahaha." Xu Shaoyan's self-description of the single dog made the audience laugh, it was the first time I saw someone with a black name, but Xu Shaoyan's painting style in the next sentence changed.
"But it seems that I deserve it, I had a nightmare, a terrible nightmare, in the dream I am simply worse than death, I have been saying to myself, Xu Shaoyan, wake up, wake up, this is just a dream! But I just couldn't wake up, it was like my nerves were compressed, until I heard Ma Can's singing, I really not only woke up, but I also had the urge to rush to the stage, I really wanted to say out loud-"
Xu Shaoyan pulled up a long voice and stopped talking.
In front of the TV, countless viewers turned their faces, Ma Can sang very badly, really bad, not only is he not as good as Tong Li, ordinary people are at this level, especially Xu Shaoyan's original singer is here.
It seems that Ma Can's singing voice is rotten to a point.
In this case, Xu Shaoyan actually wants to praise Ma Can?
The audience was not good, and after the live broadcast on the Internet, netizens also began to complain about the barrage.
"It's really hehe, you actually want to praise Ma Can? To be honest, I have always felt that Ma Can's existence is the biggest shady scene of this show, a person who wants to look good and have no talents, actually went to the finals, which is simply an insult to the audience's IQ! ”
"Alas, I didn't expect that Teacher Xu Shaoyan was also assimilated by CCTV, Ma Can's existence is really shady, but you are shady, don't force a compliment? Teacher Xu Shaoyan, you have changed! ”
"I feel so sad, the original teacher Xu Shaoyan is no more, hehe, praise Ma Can? I'm really beeping the dog! ”
"Teacher Xu Shaoyan is no longer +1, to be honest, let me see a hypocritical Xu Shaoyan, I think it's better to let me see Teacher Xu Shaoyan blocked, at least then I know he's still alive! And not to make a puppet! ”
“+1”
“+2”
“+9527”
Netizens feel very sad, why, why did Xu Shaoyan do this, even if Xu Shaoyan didn't speak, they felt so uncomfortable, this is not at all different from Xu Shaoyan who they have been following and fighting, although it is said that those who know the times are Junjie, but they like the original hero.
In the studio, Kong Lingyu smiled, Wang Daochang smiled, Ma Can smiled even more, Xu Shaoyan's beautiful words were quite interesting, but Xu Shaoyan laughed even more.
"I want to say out loud, what kind of are you singing!" Xu Shaoyan slapped on the table, and his face was no longer a smile, but a look of anger.
“……”
In an instant, all the laughter stopped abruptly, and everyone looked at Xu Shaoyan in disbelief, Kong Lingyu and Wang Daochang were stupid in the audience.
Xu Shaoyan said that he ...... Where the hell is this praise, this is simply a naked scolding!
How so, how could it be!
Unbelievable, even more frightened, Kong Lingyu and Wang Daochang were both completely dumbfounded.
Xu Shaoyan is still the same Xu Shaoyan after all, from the song he wrote to Wang Yuze, he knew that Xu Shaoyan would not have changed for the better halfway and tore up Ma Can, an idiot? Now it's live!
Especially Xu Shaoyan's first half of the sentence feels like he is praising Ma Can's rhythm, which makes the backstage director not ready to switch to advertising!
This......
Kong Lingyu felt that this was the most aggrieved day after he became the director of CCTV, this is not a dog at all, he feels that he is a Chihuahua!
"This ...... This bastard! Kong Lingyu was so angry that he had the urge to faint, but it didn't have any use, Xu Shaoyan's words had already been broadcast live.
Ma Can was even more stupid on stage, why, why did Xu Shaoyan say this about him, wasn't he afraid of offending CCTV? He is now a CCTV staff, and CCTV holds the power of life and death in his hands! How dare Xu Shaoyan be so rampage!
"Poof!" In front of the TV, the audience was also dumbfounded, this goddamn reversal! Sure enough, Xu Shaoyan is Xu Shaoyan, and it is completely impossible for him to praise a person who sings so badly!
Especially the gratitude in the first half of Xu Shaoyan's sentence, which made the power of ridicule increase exponentially, yes, I am grateful to you, Ma Can, you have made my singing worse than a nightmare!
In the online live broadcast area, netizens brushed up the barrage again.
"Hahahaha, Teacher Xu Shaoyan was so happy, I thought Teacher Xu Shaoyan was going to praise Ma Can, but I scolded Ma Can so smoothly!"
"Give me a hundred likes for Teacher Xu Shaoyan, it's too slippery! Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. ”
"I'm going to laugh and get angry, sure enough, Mr. Xu Shaoyan's mouth is amazing, and I'm convinced! I take back what I just said, Teacher Xu Shaoyan is still Teacher Xu Shaoyan! ”
"I'm already laughing to tears!"
"I'm already laughing out here!"
"I suddenly remembered that the people in the Shaoyan fan group commented on Mr. Xu Shaoyan's words, to all teachers in this life, it all depends on the waves! I blamed him just now, I'm really sorry! ”
"I didn't finish Mr. Xu Shaoyan's words, he should have an urge to rush to the stage and beat Ma Can violently!"
Everyone laughed, except for CCTV, except for Ma Can, and in addition to the other two people, he guessed that Xu Shaoyan was going to prevent them from winning the award tonight.
Kong Lingyu was trembling with anger, and on stage, Shao Yifei announced his break, and the director changed the advertisement.
As soon as Xu Shaoyan left from the guest seat, he was pulled out by Kong Lingyu and Wang Daochang!
"Xu Shaoyan, what are you doing, do you know that the whole show was ruined when you did this, this is the last episode of the show, this show was also planned by you, he is also your own son, you are not so cruel as a stepfather!" Wang Daochang is simply a smoke, and Kong Lingyu is already so angry that he can't speak.
However, Xu Shaoyan was still calm.
"Wang Daochang, I'm not ruining this show, I'm saving him."
If you don't believe it, as he spoke, Xu Shaoyan opened the post bar of "I'm Not a Star" on the Internet, and there were many newly updated posts, Wang Daochang and Kong Lingyu were even more dumbfounded when they saw it. (To be continued.) )