Chapter 22 The body of a bird and the heart of a cat, fake
"Here. www.biquge.info"Han Yun and the other two brothers interjected after speaking, and circled around in their chosen location, and installed a suspended ceiling when the house was decorated, leaving a small hole in the shape of a round hole in the middle, and it was impossible to see what was left to be used up, and the cobwebs were all inside.
Find a small wooden stick to tie a thick hemp rope without sticking hooks, the small bed can be hung up, in order to prevent small insects from entering and exiting the hole, Han Yun deliberately asked the other party to find something to block after Duan Mingzhan finished it, he didn't want to be harassed by disgusting insects when he fell asleep at night.
"Just sleeping here?" Duan Jiayi couldn't understand how to sleep in a small hammock, how could the parrot sleep when it looked unstable when it stood up?
"Lemons are used to sleeping lying down, there are no small pillows, parrots sleep in strange positions, and a lot of searches on the Internet." Duan Mingzhan answered questions for the eldest brother, and in order to see is believing, he also specially asked Lemon to try whether it was comfortable or uncomfortable.
Seeing the parrot lying flat and exposing its belly, Duan Jiayi sighed secretly, sure enough, there are many strange things in the bird world, and he is obviously lonely and unsmellable.
"The lemon bathes as much as it wants, usually once every four or five days." Duan Mingzhan and his eldest brother popularize the necessary requirements for raising parrots.
"I think it's better to buy a stand." Duan Jiayi listened to his younger brother talk about the breeding rules, and observed a certain bird that had just changed places and was still looking radiant, and it didn't seem to have any tension in the new environment.
"It's okay, it's all wood, the kind of standing frame with the branches peeled and polished without paint, and the natural color. It can also be used as a decoration at home. Duan Mingzhan saw that Lemon had no place to stand and could only fly to the handrail of the stairs, and immediately agreed to the eldest brother's proposal.
"You can look it up online first." Duan Jiayi didn't look at the coldness of his face and didn't have much change in his expression, in fact, he also likes online shopping, regardless of factors such as whether he has money or no money to work, in his opinion, he only buys the right things, not expensive ones, no one is born wronged, and no one stipulates that public officials like him are not allowed to shop online.
"Yes, I'll search for it, and try to buy it today and arrive tomorrow." Duan Mingzhan carried his suitcase upstairs, and Han Yun, who was bored, followed.
After entering the house and looking around, Duan Mingzhan cleaned up the clothes that had been left here in the wardrobe to see if there was anything else he needed to bring, Han Yun flew into the wardrobe to look here and there, looking for the good things that were stored in the wardrobe.
"What are you looking for, it's all clothes, and there is no baby you are looking for." Duan Mingzhan packed two pieces of clothes and packed them in his suitcase, and when he saw Lemon's undisguised behavior of leaving it outside, he immediately guessed its meaning.
Han Yun, who looked disappointed, flew out of the wardrobe and fell on the big bed and rolled on the spot, comfortable and wanted to sleep directly, but when he thought of sleeping, he didn't want to get up, so he yawned and squinted his eyes.
Duan Mingzhan took the tablet and sat on the bed, stretched out his hand to retrieve the lemon that rolled into the middle of the bed, "What kind of stand do you like, don't be lazy, you want to sleep at what time it is, get up and see if you choose one, and place an order." ”
Han Yun, who was forced to roll over and lie on the bed, reluctantly opened his eyes, stretched out his wings and stood up to shake his hair, making the feathers on his body look fluffier, which is conducive to heat dissipation.
walked to Duan Mingzhan's side and looked at the terrain, and finally decided to fly to the quilt that the other party was leaning on behind him, and motioned Duan Mingzhan to go a little bit, just enough to see the open computer screen.
"How's this?" I chose a few wooden stands that seemed to be good, and enlarged them to show lemons, "The evaluation is okay, and the fastest delivery from him to our door will be the day after tomorrow." "Expedited express shipping is super expensive, and it is a large item with a heavy weight, which is taken for granted.
"Next." How can you tell if it's good or bad just by looking at one, Han Yun commanded Duan Mingzhan to turn the page, and he didn't use the stand, wondering if it was similar to a cat climbing frame?
After looking at the pictures of a few houses, Han Yun didn't catch any of them, it was better to save trouble with the whole cat climbing frame, just the bare branches, there were thin and thick ones that had to be grasped firmly, which was as loose as a short board on the cat climbing frame, he didn't like to grasp things for a long time, and the claws were cushioned with a hard and pimple wood, and he usually preferred to stand or squat compared to grasping, he was not a bird, and there was no need to live like a bird in everything, and he was tired and panicked.
"Don't, don't." Han Yun will not be able to rule out a few of the ones that Duan Mingzhan has picked out, and what he thinks in his heart is not the same as what he sees in reality, and it is difficult to see anything.
"I think this is very good, pepper wood, it has the function of preventing and treating claws that are too wet or too dry, and the evaluation is only good and not bad, this is the tenth, what do you want?" Duan Mingzhan listened to the words of Lemon, his head was bigger, it was too difficult to serve.
"Cat, climbing frame." How can I get beriberi! I am a bird that loves cleanliness, and when I get home, I wash my paws, how can I get that kind of cold disease.
"What, you say it again?" Duan Mingzhan thought that there was something wrong with his ears, and he must have been hallucinating just now, so he turned his head to look at Lemon to confirm again.
"Cat climbing frame." Isn't it just a cat climbing frame, what kind of eyes are you! Han Yun looked at Duan Mingzhan, who looked at him with a look of surprise, and it sounded so terrifying.
"I said, you are a real parrot not a cat, don't stand well, what do you want a cat to climb the frame, shouldn't you be messing with the prince for a long time and not remembering what you are?" Duan Mingzhan was shocked by Lemon's two words, and looked at Lemon with scrutiny.
"I don't, I want to, stand on the stand." Either don't buy it, if you want to buy it, buy a cat climbing frame with a large area, Han Yun insisted on his opinion, what's wrong with using a cat climbing frame, and didn't say that other animals can't use it, I used to hear people talk about what chinchilla doesn't use a cat climbing frame, some people still use cat cages for parrots, parrot cages are much more expensive than cat cages, what are you fuss about!
"Brother, brother." Duan Mingzhan got out of bed and ran out of the door to call Duan Jiayi, who was rummaging through the refrigerator downstairs and pondering lunch.
"What's wrong?" Startled, Duan Jiayi came out of the kitchen and looked up at his younger brother lying on the railing on the second floor, "Lemon is in trouble?" "Besides, I can't guess what else caused my brother to change his face.
"Lemon didn't get into trouble." Duan Mingzhan clarified first, "Lemon doesn't want to stand on the frame, you have to have a cat to climb the frame, I suspect that Lemon thinks of herself as a cat in her heart, what should I do?" "It seems like a mental illness.
"Do you want to go to the pet hospital?" No wonder Lemon is more enthusiastic about learning cat barking than learning to speak, the reason is probably because of this, the more Duan Mingzhan thinks about it, the more scared he becomes, and he is a little at a loss and confused.
Mud Mom! Duan Mingzhan's voice was not deliberately lowered when he spoke, and it clearly reached the ears of Han Yun who flew out of the bedroom, and he really wanted to go up and slap the dead boy, he looked like he was sick in his heart, and he indiscriminately deducted basins on himself, did he talk like this!
Falling on the railing on the second floor, Han Yun stayed away from Duan Mingzhan and shouted at the other party, "You are sick, you are sick." "Dare to say that your own sick brain won't be squeezed by the door, is there any common sense, and you still study medicine, shame!
Hearing the parrot's words, and then looking at his younger brother's bewildered expression, it was so funny, Duan Jiayi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Big brother!" Duan Mingzhan looked at someone downstairs who was making fun of him with a resentful expression, not thinking that this matter was worth laughing at.
"Your parrot is so much fun." Sure enough, after understanding his younger brother's words, he unexpectedly ridiculed each other, and Duan Jiayi Shi understood why his younger brother always praised the parrot for being smart, and he was really smart, and he learned to talk to people.
"Am I not right?" Himself was worried about Lemon, Duan Mingzhan puffed out his cheeks and wondered, as far as Lemon's usual behavior was often with the prince, meow meow a few words, isn't it unreasonable for him to doubt like that? The little thing dared to say that he was sick, and he was simply lawless, and he didn't go to the house for three days.
Duan Mingzhan was furious, and rushed towards the lemon not far away, intending to teach the other party a lesson, who thought that Han Yun had already taken precautions, and knew that the stinky boy was angry and looked for himself to settle accounts, and took off the moment the other party turned around, and swept downstairs.
"Lemon, you stop for me, you dare to say anything, it's getting more and more unlikely!" Duan Mingzhan, who was in the air, lost face in front of his eldest brother, and his ears burned instantly.
Tell yourself to stand still, why! Han Yun is not uncommon with Duan Mingzhan's little ghost, what kind of nonsense is in his head, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, it's really sad.
"I don't think Lemon is doing anything, so you're making a fuss." Duan Jiayi glanced at the parrot that landed on the coffee table, and said to his younger brother, "If you really treat yourself as a cat, how can you say words so fluently and clearly." "There is an essential difference between cats and birds, and if a bird learns from a cat, it will definitely be able to see that this one on the coffee table is obviously normal, where does it come from.
"It's all to blame Lemon for scaring me, the whole stand of the good end is not over, what do you say about cat climbing frame, big brother, you don't know, lemon has a black history, the first time you see a cat, you will learn to meow, you call me can not think about it?" A false alarm, Duan Mingzhan cheekily put the blame on Lemon.
"You buy whatever it wants?" It's so used to it, Duan Jiayi looked at his younger brother and shook his head, "If you can't choose, it's over, drag the lemon, how can it know whether it's good or bad, you are purely asking for it." ”
"Why can't it, lemons have always been like this, it has the idea to buy things, and the matter of buying stocks two days ago is still lemons with a dead face, and I have to buy them." Duan Mingzhan didn't dare to say this extremely unbelievable thing to his eldest brother, knowing that even if he said it, the other party would not believe it, but fortunately, he deleted a large part of it when he called for help.
"What a joke!" Duan Jiayi didn't take his brother's words seriously at all, he just thought that his younger brother was panicking and coquettish to himself, a person in his twenties, and he still looked like a child who didn't grow up.
"No kidding." Since the conversation was here, Duan Mingzhan came downstairs and took his eldest brother's hand to sit on the sofa, and told the previous events in detail and originally.
"Look, I'll guess you don't believe it, just omit it at the time, you see that I made up this kind of nonsense that doesn't look like the real thing when you hear it!" In front of his family, Duan Mingzhan rarely panicked, except for the usual occasional jokes, he usually has one thing to say and two to say.
After listening to his younger brother's words, Duan Jiayi was silent for a long time, and his eyes turned to a certain bird on the coffee table who was sticking his head out to drink the water in the cup, and his mood was complicated.
"What are the chances of a blind cat running into a dead mouse?" Duan Jiayi didn't take it seriously, but felt that it was probably a coincidence, if parrots can buy stocks and they are all high-quality stocks, where should those so-called big-scale stock gods be placed?
You're a blind cat, you're a dead mouse! Han Yun, who was listening to the conversation between the Duan brothers with his ears, suddenly heard this sentence that was not too good, and immediately blew up his hair, and he couldn't drink the water.
"Dead mouse, dead mouse." Shooting at the two stupid people on the sofa, Han Yun is the most reluctant to listen to others question his own ability, his own means of playing stocks can't be said to be top-notch, that is also at the level of the middle and upper reaches, where is it blind!
Even if the cat is really blind, it can tell whether the mouse is dead or alive with its sensitive five senses, these are the truths learned from the prince's mouth, Han Yun believes the prince's words, there is no need to lie to himself about this matter.
"Lemon, rude!" Duan Mingzhan didn't expect that Lemon would be abrupt, and he was looking at himself and his eldest brother, giving the first impression, Lemon was talking about the two of them, and he was a little unhappy in his heart.
"You first, I said." It's not enough to say bad things about people behind his back, saying that he is fooling around in front of himself, Han Yun himself is not a temperless person, and of course it is impossible to give in if he hits the bottom line.
"It's, do you understand what we just said?" Surprised by the parrot's quick response, Duan Jiayi had to look at the bird in front of him squarely.
"This, ah, hehe." Duan Mingzhan couldn't say the answer, and it was the first time he was so excited to see Lemon, and he dropped an ambiguous sentence, "Probably possible." ”
Seeing that his younger brother couldn't say why, Duan Jiayi looked at the lemon for a long time and didn't pursue it, and there was really no need to find out the root cause with a parrot.
"It's not about buying a cat climbing frame, you can buy it for it." Automatically taking the topic away, pretending that nothing had happened before, Duan Jiayi patted his younger brother on the shoulder, glanced at Lemon meaningfully, and turned to go upstairs.
Downstairs, Duan Mingzhan and Han Yun's line of sight were in line, one person and one bird looked at each other without saying a word, and the atmosphere tended to develop strangely, and finally Han Yun couldn't stand the damn low air pressure first, so he pounced on the nut bag placed on the sofa, pulled the bag open and took something to eat, and the atmosphere eased somewhat.
"You know how to eat." Duan Mingzhan hated that iron could not become steel, and he also went upstairs, his thoughts were churning in his heart, and he couldn't guess what was going on in his eldest brother's head, and suddenly changed the topic, not like the usual style?
It's useless to think about it so much, whether the lemon is smart or not, Duan Mingzhan still hopes that the other party will be smarter, so he is stupid and carefree.
Back to the room, pick up the tablet that was thrown on the bed, rummage through the cat climbing frame that Lemon wanted, and consider the pattern of the eldest brother's house, I chose a cat climbing frame with flannel cloth that can be disassembled and washed, and walked along the wall and roof, which is expected to arrive tomorrow afternoon, wait.
Han Yun was quite afraid of Duan Jiayi, although he saw the other party smiling just now, he still felt cold and a little unkind, and when he looked at his meaningful gaze before going upstairs, he was so shocked that his feathers almost stood up.
His mind was full of all kinds of cranky thoughts, lest the other party would put small shoes on him, Han Yun regretted his previous impulsive behavior a little in his heart at the moment, and only tried to be sharp-tongued, not thinking about whether anything else would happen during the temporary stay for forty days.
Ahh Han Yun is most afraid of the other party's abuse of himself, not giving himself food and bathing, using cold violence, turning a blind eye to himself, not hearing and not listening, and killing his own sharp spirit when necessary, the more he thinks about it, the more miserable the bitter water in his heart almost flows backwards.
His temper should also be changed, he will offend people wherever he goes, what's the use of fighting for a moment, the real winner is the one who laughs in the end, Han Yun spurned himself fiercely, and opened the pecan's mouth clicking, sounding vicious, showing that he was in a bad mood, in order to vent the depression in his heart.