Chapter 1: The Filthy Jade Rabbit
Bell......
The piercing bell indicates that there are only 10 minutes left in this casual exam. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
For the senior party, it is either in the exam, or on the way to the exam.
In addition to the ultimate battle of the college entrance examination, all kinds of mock exams, mock exams, and in-class exams are all commonplace.
Today, the Chinese teacher took the exam without saying a word, and barely managed to make up 120 minutes of two class hours, and as for the two recesses being eaten by the way, of course she didn't care.
Liu Ming smiled bitterly and stared at the test paper in front of him, knowing that it was too late anyway.
Who knows what I ate wrong this morning, my stomach was so bad that I couldn't help but run to the toilet, and when I came back, I tried my best to answer the question, but I still didn't write the last big essay.
It's impossible to write a big essay in 10 minutes, and you can't copy the 800 words.
Let's write an outline on it, and you can mix a few points. The Chinese score is not good, if this is missing 60 points in the essay, God will not be able to pass, and the old lady Xu's face will not be so good-looking.
"Chang'e running to the moon is a famous myth and story in my country, which is widely spread. Please write an essay of no less than 800 words on the theme of Chang'e Running to the Moon. ”
Chang'e to the moon?
Liu Ming, who has been "tested" for a long time, quickly broke the problem in his heart, thinking of related topics such as the launch of China's manned space shuttle and the first human landing on the moon, as well as the folklore allusions of "Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir, the blue sea and blue sky and night heart", and even the mythical history of Zhu Bajie's flirting with Chang'e, which can be described as a brain-opener.
Obviously, the safest way to write is to rely on a lofty event such as a human landing on the moon, but it is estimated that most of the students are doing this way, which is really lacking in novelty.
Chang'e ...... Guanghan Palace...... Wu Gang...... Moon?
Liu Ming suddenly thought that when he was squatting in the toilet just now, he picked up a fountain pen, the shape is very chic and the workmanship is very good, I don't know who lost it, and the word "Jade Rabbit" is engraved on it, but I have never heard of this brand of high-end fountain pen.
Okay, let's use this written test to give it a try, let's write about the jade rabbit next to Chang'e, the lonely life in Guanghan Palace.
Anyway, this essay must be wasted, you might as well go sideways, maybe Mrs. Xu sees that I have a unique way of thinking, and I can appreciate a few more points.
Liu Ming made up his mind, took out the seemingly high-end fountain pen, and wrote the word "Jade Rabbit" in the grid below the essay question.
The next moment, Liu Ming involuntarily let out an exclamation.
"Holy!"
What's wrong?
The classmates next to him looked sideways, and the short-haired round-faced girl at the same table cast an inquiring look.
Liu Mingbi walked the dragon and snake, and quickly explained: "It's okay, it's okay!" ”
In the middle of the exam, everyone was very nervous about time, since Liu Ming was acting normally, everyone only thought that he had inadvertently lost his mouth, so they didn't pay attention to it, and even the invigilator Teacher Xu Yan just glanced at it and didn't pay attention to it.
But Liu Ming's heart at the moment is like a monstrous wave.
Now, it's not him who writes it!
Be...... It's the pen that moves on its own, and it's just a mental way to write it down line by line, although it's still impossible to make up the 800 words in 10 minutes, but ...... Now the focus of the problem is no longer on this small exam!
What's this? How can this still be the case!
Liu Ming continued to write uncontrollably and quickly, while his eyes drifted upward, looking at this bull pen, what he had written for himself, could it be that he could really think and complete the composition independently?
That's a treasure, cow pen!
With this speed, 20 minutes is enough to complete an essay, and if the quality is good, it is equivalent to saving thirty or forty minutes of time in the Chinese exam, which is a lot of money in the college entrance examination.
"Jade Rabbit: The spirit under the fairy seat of Chang'e in Guanghan Palace."
Except for the first two words written by Liu Ming, the others have nothing to do with Liu Ming, and the first sentence is decent and nothing new.
Next......
"The Jade Rabbit practiced with Fairy Chang'e in the Guanghan Palace, which was a great blessing that he had only earned for thousands of years, and he should have cherished it more and strived to achieve positive results as soon as possible and rank in the immortal class. It's a pity that the jade rabbit is immortal, and he doesn't know how to check the point by nature, so he can't bear the loneliness of Guanghan Palace, and when Fairy Chang'e is traveling, he turns into a human body and a woman, and regards the jade pestle that pounds medicine as that kind of vulgar and evil thing, and secretly does some ugly things in Guanghan Palace! ”
This matter happened to be seen by the claireye during the inspection, and immediately fed back the news to Fairy Chang'e. After hearing this, the fairy thought that the elixir he usually took had the participation of this jade pestle, and combined with the behavior of the jade rabbit, he was so disgusted that he did not eat for several days and nights, and at the same time he asked the Jade Emperor to severely punish this unruly rabbit. ”
I rub!
This...... What is this written!
Liu Ming couldn't cry or laugh, the excitement just now had already flown out of the clouds.
What about the college entrance examination?
If this is handed in, Xu Yan can directly call the parents to the school to talk about the physical and mental health of teenagers.
The jade rabbit in Guanghan Palace has no clear evidence to prove that it is a male rabbit or a female rabbit. However, the one who came down to seduce Tang Seng in "Journey to the West" should be a mother.
But the mother can't make it up like this!
The medicine pestle is used to pound medicine, not to ......
I'll it! Although the owner of this pen must not be a mortal, he is not a serious person, and what kind of mess is made up!
If the jade rabbit's medicine pestle can be used for that, then the dirtiest thing in "Journey to the West" is not the monkey's golden hoop stick?
It's amazing to think about, it can be long or short, thick or thin, big or small, and it can be flexible and flexible......
Stop writing!
But he didn't want to write, but the pen was still uncontrollable, and even Liu Ming couldn't shake it off, and continued to write quickly.
Following the rules of heaven, Yutu was punished to do hard labor in the world for 30 years, and was reincarnated as a guy in charge of pounding medicine at Tong Ren Tang Pharmacy, named Wu Jiechao, who is now working at the Heishijiao branch of Tong Ren Tang in Dalian City, Liaoning Province. There is the last day, which is the day when Yutu's sentence expires, according to the practice of the Heavenly Court, Yutu returns to the Heavenly Court to watch the after-effects, and Wu Jiechao and his people will continue to exist and live in the human world, so as not to cause unnecessary impact. It's just that since then, Wu Jiechao has become a mortal and has no connection with Heavenly Court. ”
Bell!!!
When the class bell rang, the English teacher in charge of the next two classes was already standing at the door, and he was accustomed to this mode of taking the test in class, and did not rush it.
Xu Yan, the old lady of the language, said in a deep voice: "It's time!" Submit the papers! If you start writing again now, you will be deemed to have given up your test results! ”
Liu Ming just felt that the pen in his hand stopped, and looked at the dense writing of a large number of test papers, all of which were stuff that he didn't know, how dare he hand in the papers, and quickly wanted to erase them.
But the sad thing is that he sat in the first row, and Mrs. Xu Yan stood in front of her, reaching out and snatching the scroll with a copy, how could he have a chance to smear it.
Finished!
Liu Ming watched the little yellow article about the jade rabbit fall into the hands of the teacher, and couldn't help but look dark, and he could almost foresee his fate soon......