Chapter 355: God and the Bear
Now that the bear is trapped, and it can finally have a good talk, Wu Yi and the bear sat face to face and said: "I said you don't want to be so desperate, he didn't mean to, don't chase him." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info""No! He burned my hair, and I was going to shoot him to death! God jumped to his feet and said, "What are you talking to him about, throw it here, what should we do, I don't believe it will chase after the family." ”
Wu Yi rolled his eyes and said, "How can I say that I am also a beast god, how can I leave my own people behind." "Then you negotiate with it slowly, Lao Tzu goes in and rests." God said and went into the hollow of the tree. When the bear saw God entering his house, he was immediately unhappy, and scolded: "You rabbit, don't come into my house!" ”
After a while, he saw God come out with a ball of mud, and smiled: "Look, I have found honey!" Bear is in a hurry: "That's mine, you are not allowed to move!" It's a big deal, I won't eat you, can't you! "Wu Yi can understand, but it doesn't mean that others can understand it, God picked a little bit with his fingers and put it in his mouth, and it looks comfortable.
"My honey!" The bear ran wildly, and then fell down one after another, tossing for a long time and did not run out of two meters, God saw that the bear was so anxious but more proud, holding the mud ball and showing off: "Look at this is your honey!" I'm going to eat it! I really ate it! It's so sweet! Hahaha! "God's cheap face, don't talk about a bear, even Wu Ill wants to slap him.
Seeing that God was eating one bite at a time, the bears were about to cry, "That's my food for the winter, I'm going to die!" Wu Yi took out a bag of dried beef from his backpack and gave it to the bear and said, "If you eat this, you should apologize." Seeing that God still wanted to eat it, Ling Feng couldn't help but persuade: "I heard that the bear's two bear paws, one is used to lick and the other is used to wipe the buttocks, do you know which paw pulled out this honey?" ”
God froze and looked at Ling Feng resentfully: "Why didn't you say it earlier!" Vomit! "I thought you would just taste it, who knew you would run out of food." God threw away the ball of mud that contained the honey and threw it up by holding on to the tree, and the honey in the ball of mud flowed out very slowly. The bear ate the beef jerky given by Wu Ill, and said eagerly: "Don't lose it, my honey!" ”
Wu Yi picked up the honey for him and handed it to the bear, and the bear put his heart in his stomach, and dipped the honey in beef jerky to eat, while muttering: "I will never leave the delicious food for the last to eat in the future!" Wu Yi took out a bag of vacuum roast chicken and gave it to the bear, and asked, "Let me ask you something, did something fall from the sky a few days ago?" ”
The bear licked his paw and said, "yes, it's a lot." Wu was stunned: "A lot?" The bear raised a handful of snow and said, "Yes, don't you look at it, but unfortunately you can't eat it." "It's not! I'm not talking about snow, it's a thing, or an animal, and it starts to snow after it falls, and I don't know how to describe it to you, so just tell me if anything strange has happened during this time! ”
"The strangest thing is the climate this year, I have been awake from hibernation for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be cold again, this winter is coming too fast, I am not ready to hibernate fat, I thought I was going to die." The bear ate quickly, and in order to make him answer himself honestly, Wu Yi gave him two more compressed biscuits.
Eating on the compressed biscuit, the bear said, "There seems to be something that looks like yours, but I'm not sure if he's there." "Why do you say that?" I can't hibernate when I'm hungry, and sometimes I wake up hungry and go out to look for something to eat, and then I see an animal like you walking around wrapped in the snow, but I'm not sure if I'm hallucinating from hunger. ”
Seeing Wu Yi pondering, Ling Feng came over and asked, "Did you ask anything?" Wu Yi said: "It should be right, it is a humanoid creature wrapped in wind and snow, but I don't know where to go." Ling Feng said enviously: "I really envy your ability to talk to animals, if you join us, Huang Mai will probably have to follow you to do chores, you are much easier to collect intelligence than him." ”
Wu Yi stood up and patted the snow on his buttocks and said, "Then whoever you get up and take two steps to try, you should be able to walk." The bear shook his head and said firmly: "I don't! I'm going to fall when I get up, so I'd better sit here. "God's crow's mouth is not something he can control, so even if he puts someone's black crow's mouth, he can't do anything if he wants to remove it, but fortunately, this thing is not permanent, and the time limit is about five minutes.
"I can't afford it, I'll sleep in this place again!" "What should you do if you're hungry here, it's so cold, aren't you afraid of freezing to death?" The bear thought about it, but finally stood up and took a cautious step. Standing steadily, he grinned at Wu Ill: "It seems to be really fine!" Then he took another step and was fine, and after he had run a lap, it went to God again!
"I'll bite you to death!" God's legs are weak, and the bear won't move when he pounces on him! "I order you not to move!" "Up!" Wu Yi and Ling Feng shouted at the same time, the bear seemed to have been immobilized, and God flew up. God secretly opened one eye and found that he was in the air, but instead of being afraid, he shouted excitedly: "Lao Tzu can fly again!" Lao Tzu is still the only true God! Great prophecy! ”
To be honest, God is in a mess right now, but it's a pity that after he shouted the Great Prophecy Technique, there was no special effect at all, and only the cold wind that responded to him was whirring. God did not give up and shouted, "Great prophecy! There was still no response after shouting, and the person slowly descended from the sky.
"Damn, what's the situation, what's the matter, come down, let me go up!" God climbed up as hard as he swam, but unfortunately he slowly fell. Wu Yi went over and said, "What's the situation with you?" God said depressedly: "I don't know, I thought it was the strength restored, but I don't know what happened, but I didn't react." Ling Feng said, "Well, if you mean flying, I'll send you up." ”
Wu Yi said: "What is your ability?" Ling Feng smiled and said, "I can control the air flow, and controlling the wind is only the most basic means. Ling Feng said and waved his hand at Wu Ill, who instantly felt that he was surrounded by something warm, and Ling Feng explained: "Thermal air is also a kind of air current. "This is awesome, he can completely drain the oxygen in a place, and then he will suffocate to death.
"Alas! I thought I was God again! "God's back is in decline. Wu Yi came to the bear and said, "Why don't you listen to persuasion, what bear thing made people scared to walk just now?" Bear stuff! Wu Yi slapped the bear on the head. Dog Bear said depressedly: "I want to avenge my honey,!" ”
At this time, the Hundred Bone Spirit came back and shouted, "I found human footprints in front of me!" Wu said: "You have nerves, what's wrong with footprints?" Ling Feng said: "It's different, if there are footprints in such heavy snow, people shouldn't have gone far." Before Wu could understand, God explained: "The snow covers the mountain, and we are all brought up by Ling Feng, how can there be human footprints." ”
"You're saying the footprints are the customer?" Ling Feng said: "Nine times out of ten, it's true. Bai Gujing said: "It's not far ahead, let's hurry over, it's too late to be covered with snow." Wu Yi didn't dare to delay time, he also wanted to hurry home, and under the wind of Ling Feng, several people quickly arrived at the footprints that the hundred bone spirit said. It's just that I didn't expect the bear to follow.
"What are you doing here?" The bear covered his mouth and said, "I haven't eaten yet." Wu Yi said helplessly: "We still have to eat, we can't give it to you anymore, you go, the ghost knows what will happen." "But I've saved some food under the tree next to you." Wu Yi waved his hand and said, "You quickly took the bear." ”
Ling Feng squatted on the ground and gestured with his hand and said, "If you judge by common sense, this should be a woman's footprints, the height is about one meter six, and the rest is to be determined for the time being." God slapped his hands and said, "It must be her!" Otherwise, who will run around barefoot on such a cold day, let's hurry up and chase the footprints! Ling Feng looked at the way up the mountain and said, "If something happens on the mountain, we are very likely to die on it, you had better be mentally prepared." ”
God said, "I am God and cannot die." Athena said, "Goddess of war, fearless!" Bai Gujing held his chin and said indifferently: "I am already dead, and I will not die again." Wu Yi thought for a while and said to Ling Feng: "Otherwise, you can go back, after all, this matter has nothing to do with you, and you can't risk your life." Ling Feng smiled: "It's not that I haven't experienced a life-and-death crisis, it's just a drizzle for me." ”
On the other side, the bear had already dug up his hidden food, some sweet potatoes, pine towers, yams, and the like, some of which were rotten, but looked like they could be eaten.
Ling Feng pushed everyone to continue walking, but fortunately, the originally bumpy road was covered by snow, otherwise their speed was estimated to be faster. The snow was still falling, and the footprints were getting lighter and lighter, and finally they broke off on the edge of a cliff. Looking down from the cliff, it was all white, and I couldn't see anything clearly. God cried and said, "It's over, we're working in vain, this person must have been too cold and committed suicide." ”
Ling Feng said: "I don't think so. Wu Yi asked, "What do you say?" Ling Feng squatted down and blew away the snow on the surface and said, "You see, the spacing of these footprints is getting bigger and bigger, and the footprints are getting shallower and shallower, what does this mean?" Everyone shook their heads in unison. This means that this person may have flown up! The body is getting lighter and lighter, so the steps are getting bigger and bigger, and the footprints are getting shallower and shallower! (To be continued.) )