Chapter 118: Talking nonsense when you're drunk
"Fuck your sister! Get out of here! ”
Bai Chiyu kicked Makoto's crotch fiercely, and pushed open the door while the other party was rolling in pain. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Y-Why did you come out so quickly?"
Seeing the ponytail man standing at the door looking at him in shock, Bai Chiyu had no choice but to show his exaggerated acting skills again.
"That's right, in fact, your boss has some unspeakable problems...... Now I want to go to the bathroom to cool off. ”
Bai Chiyu smiled and walked past him quickly, leaving the ponytail man who thought he had learned something terrible and stood there with a dull expression.
Bai Chiyu, who had survived the catastrophe without danger, patted his chest.
(I'm scared to death, this is the Longtan Tiger's Den, it's too dangerous in every sense of the word, I have to inform Miss Xibo to take action quickly.) )
Bai Chiba hid at the entrance of the alleyway, watching the movement in the hall while sending a message to Miss Xibo.
"This face...... It looks so familiar! ”
A drunken girl suddenly came over and grabbed his face, tilting her head to look at him suspiciously.
“?!”
A large smell of alcohol stimulated Bai Chibane's nasal cavity, and he couldn't help but pinch his nose.
(Pendant thief!) Why is this guy here, shouldn't he be discovered? )
Bai Chi Yu pretended to be casual and took a step back.
"It's an illusion, who doesn't have a nose and two eyes?"
(What the hell am I talking about, but she should be able to fool her by drinking like this!) )
Bai Chi Yu said as he moved cautiously.
"Don't be so cold, I'm bored when I drink alone, stay with me."
Qinghe suddenly leaned his body against him, and continued to hold the wine bottle drunkenly.
(How much did you drink!) Are you mistaken, why everyone else is beer, but you are holding liquor in your hand? )
Bai Chiyu couldn't help but want to complain when he looked at her, but he was afraid that his voice would be discovered by the other party, so he had to continue to lower his voice aggrievedly.
"Don't drink it, drinking too much is not good for your health."
The drunken Qinghe made a new move, she hugged Bai Chiyu from behind, and stuffed the liquor bottle in her hand into his mouth.
"You're welcome, drink it, if you drink too much, you won't become a hippopotamus."
"What the hell is this a joke!"
As soon as Bai Chiyu opened his mouth, Qinghe forced the mouth of the liquor bottle into his mouth, and then was forced to pour the whole bottle of liquor into his stomach.
"This is a good boy, sister, there are many more here!"
Qinghe put his hand into his breasts. In the ditch, as if by magic, he took out another bottle of liquor that was exactly the same as the bottle just now.
"Today's wine is on sale, I accidentally bought all this wine in the supermarket."
Bai Chihane, who had never drunk alcohol, was flushed with red face by the bottle of liquor he poured earlier, and his brain was already a mess.
“…… This one doesn't taste good......"
Bai Chiyu shook his head, reflexively wanting to lie on the ground and sleep.
Qinghe grinned and hooked him up with his elbow, and continued to pour him half of the liquor he had drunk.
"How can you fall down so easily? A soldier who doesn't want to drink can't be a general, hey. ”
"Is that the sun? One, two, there are five, you have to call Hou Yi over quickly. ”
The drunk Bai Chi Yu looked at the hanging lamp on the ceiling and spoke in a daze.
"Hou Yi? Your name? Sounds strange, I think I've heard it somewhere, you can't be a celebrity! Partition~"
Qinghe continued the conversation between the two of them.
"I don't call it a descendant, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, what is it! My name is Shirachibane. ”
"yes, it sounds familiar."
Qinghe casually threw the finished wine bottle into the distance, and smashed it on the head of a crayfish-shaped mutant elf, causing the other party to faint.
"Wow, that's a big lobster! The red one should be ready to eat! ”
"Dinner ~ Dinner ~ Dinner ~"
"Then you're welcome, bite!"
The other three elves who had just been drinking and bragging with the crayfish mutant elves had been completely captured by the alcohol, and their eyes had all turned into mosquito coils.
Woo ~ woo woo
"Hey, whoever!"
"Bai Chiyu, you pretend to be quite similar, I can't even hear this acting, is the situation going well? No surprises, right? ”
Qinghe shook the mobile phone he took out from Bai Chiyu back and forth.
"This little box can talk, it can't be broken! I'll fix it. ”
Qinghe slammed the phone into the wall hard, and the battery had fallen out of the phone after it fell.
"Hey, it's fixed."
***
"Doodoo-"
Miss Xibo gritted her teeth and put down her phone.
"This guy actually dares to smash my phone, is he tired of being crooked?"
"Miss Xibo, the expression on your face is so terrifying right now."
Lan Fengling, who put down the binoculars, said tremblingly.
"Do you want to get punched, little ghost? Shut up if you don't want to. ”
Miss Sibo clenched her fists and looked viciously at the two-story building opposite.
That building is the address of the meeting of the elves of the thermal power station tonight, and in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, Miss Xibo personally led the evacuation of the surrounding crowd and ambushed here early.
"That guy will drop the chain at such a critical time, but now that the plan is impossible to change, just seize this time when they are most lax and wipe them out!"
Miss Sibo waved her hand, and the blizzard team, which had been waiting for the signal, quietly sneaked towards the building.
However, their mission this time was not to storm the building, but to secretly plant the bombs prepared in advance inside and outside the building.
Although the Blizzard team has the strength to attack, after all, it does not have an advantage in numbers, and if the battle cannot be resolved quickly, the enemy is likely to take advantage of the chaos to escape, and even anger the innocent residents in the surrounding area.
In Miss Xibo's vision, the explosion caused by the bomb can wipe out most of the thermal power station elves, and the individual high-level elves who are lucky enough to escape will be attacked by the combined attack of the storm team, so that the victory is basically in hand.
But now there's an accident --
Bai Chiyu was used as an internal response to confirm whether the so-called leader was inside, but now there is no news about this internal response, which makes Miss Xibo feel a little flustered.
"Did I think too much?"
Miss Sibo is a little nerve-wracking, but she will never compromise the overall situation for the sake of personal feelings, and the plan will still be carried out according to the plan in advance.
(Anyway, he also has the strength of an A-rank elf, so surviving the explosion shouldn't be a problem.) If something happens, ask for yourself! )
Miss Xibo thought to herself as she looked at the phone in her hand.
***
The cold sweat on his forehead kept dripping, and a bad premonition made Qinghe sober up from his drunkenness.
"My head hurts, am I doing something stupid again?"
She looked at the "maid" dressed as a maid and knocked her head on the side.
"I think I remember him saying her name was ......!"