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Listening to the soft voice, the ulterior meaning, plus Leng Xinyue put his left arm on her right chest and pressed it together, Le Yifan almost stumbled when he got down the escalator. It's too seductive, isn't it!

swallowed saliva to relieve the burning throat, and then, Le Yifan's eyes returned to clarity: "Your thumb and index finger, plus the palm of your hand, are not calloused, so you are not a violin, viola, cello, double tone violin, plus electric small, medium and large double bass, harpist." Even, you are not an erhu and conducting professional. If you make a mistake in judgment, then you are using shrapnel. ”

With a move in her heart, Leng Xinyue pricked up her ears and listened carefully.

Le Yifan continued: "However, even if you use shrapnel, you are not a guitarist, a bass player, a piano player, a zheng, a shamisen player, or a chord player, because your fingernails are short and soft, and you are neatly constructed, and there are no calluses in the palms of your hands, and your wrists are only soft, not strong enough. ”

Glancing at her cheeks, Le Yifan said: "Musicians without calluses may also be musicians such as woodwinds and brass, or even light percussionists and color instrument musicians. However, your cheeks are not muscular enough. ”

Glancing at her chest, Le Yifan secretly swallowed another mouthful of saliva: "Your chest is round and straight, except that you are a young man, plus you are unemployed, that is the chest breathing method you often use." Relatively speaking, you may also be a vocal musician. ”

Leng Xinyue clasped his arm again: "Husband, how is the elasticity?" Do you want to buy it a 30 million insurance? So that you and your baby don't eat too much and it will sag. ”

Burst!

Le Yifan roared in his heart, goblin! Let's eat her in a moment!

Calming his mind, he looked at her buttocks again. However, Feiyang, who has a red plush coat, can only rely on the memories and imaginations of the previous glimpse: "Your buttocks are very upturned, and there is no seam between your legs, which proves that you are still a virgin." Because it's not mellow enough, you're often practicing standing up. So, your major is vocal music. ”

Leng Xinyue's face finally turned red: "I wore pants with a skirt, plus leggings and pants, how can you judge that there is no seam between my legs?" Is it a place without a seam? Doesn't it mean that a small ass is the right place? ”

Without answering, Le Yifan made a final judgment: "The soprano, mezzo-soprano, and contralto of the vocal music department can be clearly judged by just speaking as a contralto." And you are not a contralto, you can only be a mezzo-soprano and a soprano. At present, it is recognized that the three major singing methods are generally divided, that is, the popular singing method that pays attention to the feeling, the national singing method with certain characteristics, and the extremely systematic bel canto singing method. You are a student of CCTV, and it only has bel canto majors, so you can only be a mezzo-soprano and soprano among the top students. ”

Out of the airport, the cold wind blew, Le Yifan didn't care, Leng Xinyue shivered. Immediately, she leaned closer, her body tighter, and her charm became more deadly.

Walking in front of the taxi before, Le Yifan reluctantly withdrew his left hand from the meat ball and changed hands once.

put the small suitcase on the back seat, Le Yifan got into the car first, and finally pulled Leng Xinyue into the car and closed the door.

The air conditioner in the car is also hot, because it is a regular customer, so the old driver did not say anything, and after the two of them sat down, he drove in the direction of Hangzhou Hotel.

And at this time, Le Yifan's right arm was benefited again, and the bat-eared little devils in his mind came out again, do you rub it?

Retracting the evil thoughts, he continued: "And your vocal cords are a little more slender than those of ordinary girls, and the maintenance after changing your voice is also in place. Strictly speaking, you have a 60% chance of being a soprano. However, the vibration patterns of your teeth, tongue, mouth, larynx, and throat have a certain inertial movement. So, you have a 70% chance of being a mezzo-soprano. ”

Immediately, he smiled again: "However, in Huaxia, just like a violinist, in order to be admitted to the academy, the first choice is the cello with few people." If you take the exam again, it may be a viola, for the sake of scenery and following the mainstream, it will be a violin again. The same goes for the vocal department. Therefore, the comprehensive judgment is that 90% of you are soprano and mezzo-soprano singing together, plus a new tone of popular singing based on bel canto. Even, for the competition and various reasons, you also made guest appearances in several major schools of Peking Opera singing, or a flowery soprano. After all, it is too difficult for real professional sopranos and mezzo-sopranos to survive in our country, and the all-round type is an inevitable product derived from the immaturity of the music environment. ”

Leng Xinyue was surprised: "Husband, you, you are really amazing!" Honestly, how many teenage students and celebrity models have you harmed? ”

Not only does it require a very comprehensive knowledge, but most importantly, it shows his strength as an orchestra conductor!

In formal academies, the students of the conducting department work hardest, because the other musicians can practice with actual instruments and voices. But the students of the conducting department can only plane on the piano, as well as the terrifying imagination, the neurosis in the eyes of outsiders, often waving and dancing with headphones, extremely abstract, abstract within abstraction.

The most important thing is not to say that it is China, but to look at the whole world. The biggest problem for the students of the command department is that they do not have a regimental command!

There are dozens or hundreds of people in each rehearsal, and there is no academy with such a strong faculty.

The only rehearsal opportunities are precious. And all the musicians have a piano per person, and they can practice for most of the day if they stop anywhere, and by the way, they can hook up with handsome guys and beauties and the attraction of fans.

Similarly, the profession of conducting is the most difficult, although it appeared late. After a few years of study, 99% of the students in the conducting department go home to farm, and it is extremely difficult to enter a professional orchestra and have a full season. Moreover, it is also an apprenticeship to go in.

Without twenty or thirty years of rehearsals, it is really not recognized as a good conductor, because it is really too difficult and too difficult.

And Le Yifan is only 23 years old, not a boastful conductor, but a really powerful super conductor genius!

Shocked, Leng Xinyue tempted in his ear: "Husband, do you want to try your wife's throat?" ”

Grunt!

With his mouth again, Lao Tzu is on fire again!

Just when Le Yifan was about to say: "This, I'm afraid this is not very good, right?" Leng Xinyue yawned and leaned over again: "Husband, I'm really sleepy, let me sleep first." ”

Instantly dumbfounded, Le Yifan smiled helplessly. Immediately, he put his arms around Leng Xinyue's waist and leaned back on the chair, so as to stabilize his body so that she could sleep more comfortably.

At the same time, after the dumb fire, Le Yifan was still very happy. Because the biggest problem has been solved, with Leng Xinyue, the lead singers of "Wanderer" and "Eternal" have been settled.

Because although she is still a girl, her voice has a fire-like enthusiasm, a seductive charm, and a strong mature atmosphere, which makes people feel hot all over the body when they hear it.

The foundation of the vocal profession also allows her to sing the solemn soprano "Eternity".

When the car was quiet, the old driver whispered: "Brother Fan, you are really blessed, I was thinking, it would be good to have one percent of your scenery when I was young." ”

Le Yifan smiled: "Big brother, this is a wall, don't envy me." Let me tell you, there are too many women, and sometimes it is really a troublesome thing. Each of them is a treasure, if you can't coax any of them, then wait to sleep on the sofa. ”

The old driver smiled: "Brother Fan, let me gossip, have you ever knelt on the washboard?" ”

Le Yifan said arrogantly: "Big brother, it's not me who blows it for you." As you can see, I asked them to go east, but they didn't dare to go west, and I had the final say at home. ”

"By the way, Brother Fan, is there any place to take care of the eldest brother? I heard that your accent is also from Wu Chuan, fellow. ”

"Hehe, just waiting for your words. Come, it just so happens that I still have Zhang Le's VIP card for one day here. ”

"Le Yi Zijin VIP card? The product can only buy sanitary napkins! ”

"Big brother, don't dislike it, this was only released after the year. Not to mention honorable, it is also affordable. Sister-in-law doesn't have to worry about a year's consumption, if the eldest brother you have a daughter, it will be even less of an expense. If you have a son, then this card can allow him to pretend to be foreign for a long time in front of his classmates and friends. Even, buy some and put it in the refrigerator, put it in the car, use it as a napkin, an extra-large band-aid, an insole, and so on. ”

"Brother Fan, I'm not disgusted. I mean surprised. However, sanitary napkins can still be stored in the refrigerator? ”

"Sure, the invention of the refrigerator, to a certain extent, is a failed invention. Because with it, you're basically eating leftovers, not enough fresh fruit. And putting some fun for a day can not only get rid of the odor, but also keep it fresh to a certain extent, so that the time for food to rot and deteriorate is delayed a little. ”

"Brother Fan, thank you very much. Actually, like you said, I think it's okay for me to pretend to be good. I asked my wife to pretend to their friends on Mondays and Wednesdays, my daughter on Tuesdays, fours and sixes, my son on Fridays, and I put them in the car on Sundays. If a customer asks what sanitary napkins do you put in the car? At that time, I will calmly take out this card, and then pretend that it doesn't matter and say, do you know what kind of card it is? That night, Brother Fan sat in my car and gave it to me with his own hands. Now, there are only 100 of them. Here, I'll take a picture of you. Ha ha. ”

"Haha. Big brother, you're so funny. ”

"Yifan, you be quiet." The laughter made the sleeping cold heart moon say a word out loud.

At this time, Le Yifan, who was chatting very highly, and the old driver looked at each other and smiled, the more he held back his laughter, the happier he was in his heart.

As they chatted a lot of gossip again, the two even laughed out of tears.

In the end, when he got out of the car, Le Yifan even planned to let him have a meal together. However, in the end, I thought that Xinyue was still around, and rehearsals were a big deal, so if there was a fate, please don't be late next time.

Therefore, after giving the old driver a thousand yuan, he returned to the Hangzhou Hotel with Leng Xinyue.