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Wu Gang was originally a woodcutter in the world, obsessed with immortal Taoism, but he never refused to concentrate on learning. The Emperor of Heaven was angry, so he sent him to the Guanghan Palace, and asked him to cut down the osmanthus tree every day, saying that when the osmanthus tree was cut down, when would he be able to pass on the supreme immortal art.

However, the osmanthus tree in Guanghan Palace is an immortal sacred tree, and its self-healing ability is extremely powerful. Wu Gang is tired of logging day after day, and he will never reach his goal......

Liu Ming now saw that this Wu Gang made an axe with his hand, split the tree with one palm, and also mastered a method that could regenerate the broken wood, most of which was the trick that he had learned from the immortal osmanthus tree for thousands of years.

"Liu Ming Daoyou, I'm here this time for Fairy Chang'e."

Wu Gang's tone was quite solemn, and he didn't make many detours.

Oh?

Liu Ming frowned, he really didn't have a good impression of the woman who was careful and plotted against herself. Besides, I later heard that she and Erlang were confused, and it was a mess.

Wu ...... Wu Daoyou's words were serious. ”

Liu Ming struggled to adapt to this style of salutation, and said lightly: "The Lord of Guanghan Palace is high, as long as you don't trouble me, and you have a curse or something from time to time, that's fine." ”

Belch!

Wu Gang thought to himself, don't pretend to be forced, the curse of the fairy Chang'e for a month, there is nothing wrong with you, but the fairy is sick to this day, and it is difficult to heal.

"Liu Ming Daoyou!"

Wu Gang is a straight-tempered person, not used to beating around the bush, clasping his hands into fists, and said solemnly: "I am representing the Guanghan Palace this time, and I have come to ask Liu Ming Daoyou's subordinates to show mercy, she is just confused for a moment when she thinks of the fairy, let her go this time......"

Well?

Liu Ming was stunned, what's wrong with Chang'e, you want my subordinates to be merciful?

I don't care much about her, it's Zhu Bajie who wants to do the Richang task.

However, he has long developed a habit that in the face of these big people from the sky, he can't be too truthful.

When you meet someone, you only say three points, and you can't throw away all your heart.

This is true for people, let alone for immortals!

Don't look at Wu Gang as just a Heavenly Court woodcutter who has not cut down trees for tens of thousands of years, if he didn't have a cow pen with him, this is also an existence that he absolutely can't provoke.

Listening to the meaning of this, it seems that something happened to Chang'e, and it has something to do with me?

Not...... Most of it was done by a cow pen, I don't know.

"It's not easy to do that."

While thinking about his idea, Liu Ming carefully worded: "The so-called people don't offend me, I don't offend people." I just don't understand why the good Guanghan Palace mainly deliberately targeted me, using the moonlight to cast a curse spell, wanting me to be haunted by bad luck. ”

Liu Ming remembered that night, his clothes were soiled while eating barbecue, the faucet was broken when he washed his hands, and the light tube on his head fell when he went to the toilet......

It's also strange to say, according to the recent rhythm, I have been attacked by this kind of spell, and Niu Bi should help block it.

Why did you take all the curses under the moonlight?

Could it be that the level of the cow pen was too low at that time?

"It's just a misunderstanding."

Wu Gang smiled bitterly: "For the sake of the Jade Rabbit, the fairy had a little misunderstanding with Daoyou, and thought that Liu Ming Daoyou was just a mortal, so he ......."

"Mortals can be bullied at will?!"

Liu Ming was even more unhappy, and snorted coldly: "What a Chang'e who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, and is *** by nature!" ”

Yes?

Wu Gang's face changed, he belonged to Guanghan Palace, Chang'e was the master, the so-called lord humiliated the minister's death, even if it could not reach this level, but listening to Liu Ming's unceremonious reprimand, it was inevitable that he felt a little uncomfortable.

"Liu Ming Daoyou, it's that I can't speak, but the curse of the fairy that month, even for mortals, is just a small joke......"

"Less of this!"

Liu Ming expressed his disacceptance of this statement, "Now that I am at a loss, is it a joke?" If it weren't for all sorts of coincidences, I would have had to make a mess that day, and maybe I would have had to get a little injured. Since it's a joke, then I'm also joking with Chang'e now, let her digest it well! ”

Wu Gang frowned, this Liu Ming seemed to be very difficult to communicate, and he also blamed himself for having problems with his speaking skills.

Ay! If Jade Rabbit comes, it will be much better, I ...... It's really just going to cut down trees.

"Daoyou has resentment in his heart, I can understand it. This time, I also came here on behalf of Guanghan Palace to reach a settlement with Daoyou, and we can talk about any conditions. But...... It's always bad to talk about it, right? Chang'e Fairy Bing Qing Yujie, even if she is indeed wrong in this matter, she cannot be slandered indiscriminately! ”

Wu Gang's tone was also a little tougher, and he did not shy away from looking at Liu Ming.

Haha, tease me?

Liu Ming smiled disdainfully, "Bing Qing Yujie? Don't make a fuss! Don't talk about it far away, let's just say that Erlang God often comes and goes in Guanghan Palace, and even his dog knows it, who else did he want to deceive? ”

"Nonsense!"

Wu Gang said slightly angrily: "Liu Ming Daoyou, even if you are proficient in Taoism, you can't keep your mouth shut. Since the old incident of Marshal Tianpeng before, Guanghan Palace has rarely received foreign guests, and even the Jade Emperor and Sanqing Daojun have been rejected by the fairies, saying what Erlang God! ”

Well?

Liu Ming was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself that you couldn't just be about cutting down trees, and you didn't notice it, right?

But it doesn't seem right, according to the Roaring Sky Dog, Erlang God has long been a guest of the Guanghan Palace, and even dogs and rabbits are not shy about it, Wu Gang is a big living person, will he not be able to see it?

Other men go to their own homes to soak the only woman, if this man still turns a blind eye, then ...... Not even a eunuch!

There is some misunderstanding here, the information I have seems to be unequal to Wu Gang's side, which is strange and strange.

Liu Ming saw that Wu Gang's expression didn't look like lying, and he didn't insist, after all, it was just one side of the Howling Sky Dog, maybe there was really something wrong in it.

"Okay, I don't bother to care about Chang'e's character, it's always right to cast spell curses on me. Please go back, this is the consequence she should bear, why bother to come to me! ”

Liu Ming refuses to communicate?

Of course not......

He wanted to be forgiving and forgiving, but the problem was how to solve Chang'e's problem, whether she was sick or injured or menstrual disorder, he didn't even figure out the specific situation, let alone how to solve it.

I can't tell Wu Gang plainly: I didn't do this, and I don't actually know about it.

I had to deal with it with this specious tone, and refusing it was at least an attitude, so as not to show my stuff......