So much so that Yao Lidong couldn't help but think in fear: I have been in the fairy world all my life, and in the end I went down to the mortal world, but I suffocated to death like this? Could it be that I did something hurtful in my previous life, so that I have to meet such a demon star in this life to punish myself? went down to the mortal world and was bullied by him, not to mention, but also ...... by him with his own hands Dead or dead?

This, this is really the greatness of life, and the death is suffocating!

Yao Lidong only felt that the world in front of her was getting darker and darker, and the voice in her ears was buzzing, getting farther and farther away, and she subconsciously thought in her mind: Lee Jong-hoon, I hate you! Brother Jade Emperor, I hate you! In the next life, if there is a next life, the slave will never go down to earth again! The mortal world is so terrifying!

She was thinking in a daze, and suddenly Li Zhongxun glanced down at Yao Lidong at this time. Net??

Li Zhongxun saw that Yao Lidong's entire little face had turned purple, but his mouth was dark green, which was very terrifying.

He hurriedly stopped, patted Yao Lidong's little face with his hand, and said in a panicked trembling voice: "Hey, hey, Yao Lidong, what's wrong with you?" Don't scare me, wake up, wake up! Hey, I haven't bullied you enough, how can you die so early! Feed! ”

Yao Lidong was no longer bumped at this time, and finally a faint breath was sucked into his body between his snorts, and this trace of air seemed to moisten the dry land as if a clear spring had moistened it, and suddenly brought Yao Lidong back to life from the edge of death.

Her ears slowly regained her hearing, Lee Jong-hoon's voice came into her ears from chaos to clarity, and the world in her eyes became brighter little by little.

Li Zhongxun saw that Yao Lidong's face was getting better a little bit, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "I'm scared to death, I thought you were dead." ”

Yao Lidong came back to his senses at this time, looked at Li Zhongxun fixedly, and couldn't help but feel sad in his heart: I almost died, and I almost became the first mortal immortal to die so aggrieved in 5,000 years!

Thinking of this, Yao Lidong felt this grievance in her heart, her eye sockets were full of tears of sadness and grievance, she had a pair of watery peach blossom eyes, and at this time, she looked at Li Zhongxun with hazy tears, she was really infinitely wronged and pitiful, and the cuteness killed all creatures on the earth in seconds.

But Li Zhongxun, this ruffian, has never been immune to the attack of any cute skills, he saw Yao Lidong looking at him with teary eyes, and thought that she was grateful to him for his tireless efforts to save her, so he smiled and said shamelessly: "Don't look at me like this, although the two of us sometimes fight and make trouble, but I can't watch you being bullied and watch you die next to me, right?" Oh, don't cry, I said I don't need to thank me, this is what I should do! You don't have to think about anything to promise me, I'm not interested in airport bean sprouts, if you grow ......"

He has a little more left to grow up, I may think about it before I finished speaking, I saw Yao Lidong suddenly gritted his teeth and pounced on Li Zhongxun, opened his mouth and bit the position between Li Zhongxun's neck and shoulders, this bite was like a vampire sucking blood, biting Li Zhongxun screamed, wanting to reach out and push her away, but he was afraid of hurting her.

Lee Jong-hoon twisted his body and stepped back, and said angrily: "You belong to a dog? ”

Yao Lidong was pushed back by his body, struggled, and suddenly let go, her hands were not strong at this time, so she had to bow her head, and a head hammer hit Li Zhongxun's arms again, gritting her teeth while bumping: "You are the bean sprouts!" You're the bean sprouts! You big bastard, you almost killed me, do you know? In order to save you, I broke both arms, and you almost killed me! Damn, I'll kill you, I'll kill you! ”

Li Zhongxun was stunned for a moment, pressed his hand on Yao Lidong's shoulder, and asked puzzledly, "I almost killed you?" What do you mean? ”

Yao Lidong said angrily: "If a person has a fracture, he can't run like this!" If you run, I'll be upside down, and every time I'm upside down, I'll die of pain! Do you know? I almost became the first immortal to be killed by you in the past! ”

Li Zhongxun suddenly understood, he smiled wryly, and smiled dryly at Yao Lidong: "This thing doesn't seem to be very glorious, low-key, low-key." Let's learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds, you don't have to thank me like this. ”

Yao Lidong was so angry that Li Zhongxun burst into tears and laughed, and said angrily: "I, who wants to thank you!" Obviously you want to thank me! ”

Li Zhongxun nodded and said with a hippie smile: "Yes, yes, thank you for saving your life, big beauty, little fairy, little carry you to the hospital, right?" You can't go to the hospital! ”

Yao Lidong said angrily: "You are stupid, I will go to the hospital?" What kind of identity to go? ”

Li Zhongxun was stunned for a moment, and suddenly understood, Yao Lidong is a black household, she is going to the hospital, if she finds out, how can she explain it? I'm really confused, and I haven't understood a little girl yet.

Lee Jong-hoon rubbed his hands and said, "Then, what should I do now?" His heart moved, and he lowered his voice and said, "By the way, I'll use the Qiankun Ruyi Mirror to exchange some spells for you to treat you, right?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon said just do it, took off his schoolbag and glanced inside, but saw that the merit on it had become 3 points, and fighting with Xie Dong could also add a little merit, which somewhat made Lee Jong-hoon say with some self-comfort: "Finally, it didn't fight in vain, it's better to have a little experience points, just the next copy was wiped out by the group!" ”

Although Yao Lidong didn't know what the copy of what Li Zhongxun said, she knew that Li Zhongxun wanted to use the last method to save herself, so she immediately dissuaded: "No, no, you are really a loser!" ”

Li Zhongxun was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened: "You're not, I'm treating you, you actually say I'm a loser?" ”

Yao Lidong glanced left and right, lowered his voice and said angrily: "Nonsense, do you know how difficult it is to accumulate merits? Last time, both of us were dying, so it didn't hurt to use it, but now this kind of injury will be healed after a while, so are you going to waste your luxury like this? As she spoke, she took a deep breath, stood up straight, gritted her teeth and turned her head to walk back, and said as she walked: "Go back and find some medicine, I can cure myself myself." ”

Lee Jong Hoon said: "Will you give yourself a bone?" ”

Yao Lidong said casually: "Nonsense, of course I will, didn't I tell you that we cultivators pay attention to martial arts, medicine, and Taoism, and the cultivation of the three is indispensable?" ”

Li Zhongxun crossed his hands on his chest, looked at Yao Lidong playfully, and said, "I really want to see how a person who has broken arms in both hands and how she bone-grafted herself." ”

Yao Lidong was stunned for a moment, and then realized the embarrassing problem in this, his hands were broken, how could he give his hands bones and feet?

Yao Lidong smiled dryly, but she was a little unhappy with Li Zhongxun's eyes, so she kicked him and said, "I made it like this to save you, can't you help me take the bones?" ”

When Li Zhongxun heard this, the smile on his face became more and more strange, he rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "Are you really sure that I want me to give you bones?" ”

Yao Lidong was stunned when she heard this, she looked at Li Zhongxun, and secretly beat the drum in her heart: This guy doesn't look like a person who can connect bones, even if he teaches him himself, he is afraid that he will miss countless times, right? Wouldn't he become his test subject? Shouldn't I die of pain?

Thinking of this, Yao Lidong stiffly shivered, her eyes rolled vigorously, she raised her head and snorted, and said with a wry smile: "I, I'm joking, joking!" As he spoke, he turned his head and walked in the direction of his home, his feet getting faster and faster, as if he was running away, as if he was afraid that Lee Jong-hoon would come over and take the initiative to help him pick up his bones.

Seeing her like this, Li Zhongxun couldn't help but secretly laugh, he chased after him and shouted: "Okay, okay, I won't give you bones, there is a private clinic near our community, it seems that it can be bone-grafted, let's go there and have a look." ”

Yao Lidong was still not at ease, turned his head, and looked at Li Zhongxun with a suspicious expression: "You really won't bully me anymore?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon was rare and funny without a hippie smile, he walked up to Yao Lidong, pressed the top of her head with his hand, and smiled gently: "Okay, for the sake of you hurting me, I won't bully you!" Let's go, I'll take you to the doctor. ”

When Yao Lidong saw Li Zhongxun talking to himself so gently, and suddenly the hair on his body stood up, as if there was some earth-shattering conspiracy hidden under Li Zhongxun's gentle face, and she had a sinister face, she subconsciously took a step back, ate and said: "You, don't talk to me like this, I, I can't stand it." ”

The smile on Li Zhongxun's face froze, and he suddenly became fierce, and scolded: "Your sister, you can't talk to you with a good voice and anger, do you want me to use a roaring body?" ”

Yao Lidong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'm still more accustomed to this tone." ”

Lee Jong-hoon laughed angrily: "You really itch your skin!" For your sake, I won't bother with you today! ”

Yao Lidong laughed: "That's right, that's right, this is your line!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon exclaimed: "Damn, you've only been down for a few days, and you've even learned such profound words as lines?" Pretty high IQ, huh? Thirty, right? Could it be, forty? Could it be that your IQ is as high as fifty? ”

Although Yao Lidong didn't know what the IQ value corresponded to, she knew that this was definitely not a good thing when she saw Li Zhongxun's underwhelming appearance, so she gritted her teeth and rushed towards Li Zhongxun, raised her leg and kicked it, and said, "I'll kick you to death!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon laughed, and the two played and laughed all the way home.

After arriving at the small clinic near the community of his home, Li Zhongxun took out 30 yuan to connect Yao Lidong to the fractured place, and spent dozens of quick money to bandage Yao Lidong's two little arms like two big radish sticks, and both hands were completely sealed in the plaster tube.

Out of the clinic, Lee Jong-hoon looked at Yao Lidong's appearance with wide eyes, couldn't help laughing, and said, "Your appearance is really amazing, you really look like a TV star!" ”

Yao Lidong blinked his eyes and asked, "What TV star?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon said seriously: "Dora a dream! However, you are different from Dora's Amon, and your look should be called Dora! a！ v！ ”

Yao Lidong waved two arms like round sticks to protest and demonstrate to Lee Jong-hoon: "Don't use metaphors I don't understand to describe me!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon laughed and returned home with Yao Lidong.

After arriving at home, Lee Jong-hoon had the heart and time to think about today's students at the school gate, who was the guy who was making trouble for himself? Why is he bothering himself?

At that time, the incident started suddenly, and Lee Jong-hoon didn't see clearly that the broom head was hidden next to him, and he was checking the people he had offended one by one in his mind at this time, but after he checked around, he was embarrassed to find that the people he had offended could simply be lined up from Soochow City to Beijing, and this Soochow City seemed to be full of enemies.

Li Zhongxun smiled awkwardly, turned his head to Yao Lidong and said, "Yao Lidong, why is that guy so powerful today?" ”

Yao Lidong snorted and said, "It's just average, if it weren't for my small body and small strength, he wouldn't be my opponent at all." ”

Li Zhongxun pursed his lips, and said secretly in his heart: I don't know who was let go by him as soon as he took a look, and both arms were broken.

But Yao Lidong was injured for himself after all, and Li Zhongxun endured it for a long time, but he finally didn't say it.

But when Yao Lidong saw Li Zhongxun's eyes rolling, he knew what he was thinking, and immediately said angrily: "I know you think I'm talking nonsense, right?" ”

Li Zhongxun hurriedly waved his hand with a smile and said: "No, no, our Yao Lidong hero is the most powerful, and he is invincible all over the world!" ”

Yao Lidong saw that he was insincere, obviously letting herself, she was unhappy, snorted, turned her head and walked towards the toilet, when she walked to the door, she turned around and kicked Li Zhongxun, made a grimace, and said: "Don't peek when it's inconvenient for me!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon raised his head and smiled: "Then there must be good things to peek at!" ”

Yao Lidong gritted his teeth in anger and closed the door with his foot with a bang.

But as soon as she closed the door and walked to the toilet to take off her skirt and pants to go to the toilet, she suddenly realized an extremely serious and serious problem: both of her hands were broken, and her hands were in plaster cast like two corn cobs.

Yao Lidong had been in a state of panic and uncertainty before, so she didn't pay much attention to other aspects, but after she was completely settled and calmed down now, the urine was surging like a majestic wave, rushing to her face, making Yao Lidong's little face green!

But, it's useless to be in a hurry at this time!

How to take off the skirt, how to take off the pants?

Is it difficult, is it difficult to pee your pants?

No, no, no! It's dirty, it's going to be disgusting!! (To be continued.) Announcement: This site recommends a free APP, say goodbye to all ads. Please pay attention to the WeChat public account to enter the download and install appxsyd (press and hold for three seconds to copy)