Chapter 15: You're Blind! What a blind!!
Liu Ming called the school, asked Bi Renjian's address, and soon found a dilapidated residential building at the back of the school. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
On the second floor of the fifth floor, ring the doorbell.
"Who?"
Sure enough, it was Bi Renjian's familiar voice that came, and when he opened the door and saw Liu Ming, Bi Renjian was obviously stunned for a moment, and glared and said:
"It's you kid! What are you here to do? ”
Liu Ming carefully looked at the former teaching director in front of him, and saw that he was short and fat, with short limbs, and two eyes embedded in his face like mung beans. I didn't think there was anything wrong with it before, but now it seems that ...... It's clearly the image of a turtle!
According to what Niu wrote in the pen, Prime Minister Gui Cheng was attached to Bi Renjian.
I don't know if it was because he changed the appearance of the other party after being possessed, or because Bi Renjian looked strange, he attracted the possession of the turtle prime minister.
Holding back his laughter, Liu Ming said, "Teacher Bi, I'll come to see you." ”
"What's there to see, fuck off!"
Bi Renjian was obviously in a bad mood, and he was about to close the door with a frown.
"Don't! Isn't there just a few bad things left to be done, it's not a big deal, maybe I can help you. ”
Well??
Bi Renjian was taken aback, looked at Liu Ming suspiciously, and said tentatively: "You...... Recognize me? ”
"Hahaha, under the Dragon Throne of the East China Sea, the famous Turtle Prime Minister."
"Please come in first."
Bi Renjian's attitude made a 180-degree turn, opened the door and let Liu Ming into the house, and asked eagerly:
"This fellow Daoist is ...... Your Majesty sent you? ”
Belch!
Liu Ming shook his head and said, "No." ”
Bi Renjian didn't believe it at all, the Dragon King was angry and demoted himself to the world, and he could only return to the Dragon Palace after completing a hundred bad things, what a secret thing was this, how could a little mortal know?
This person must have been sent by His Majesty the Dragon King to test him, and this is the legendary Qincha.
Well...... Let me see, judging by the body type, it looks like ......
A mysterious smile appeared on Bi Renjian's face, and he whispered, "Daoist friend is ...... Shrimp Thirty-Eight? I think you're a little kind. ”
Blind thirty-eight?
What the hell is that!
Liu Ming looked confused, frowned, and said, "What kind of nonsense did you say, I'm just a student of the High School Attached to Liao Normal School." ”
"Impossible."
Bi Renjian preconceived that Liu Ming had an extraordinary background, and said with a smile: "Although it is said that the shrimp soldiers and crabs will have already been decided, there are no explicit regulations. You help me this time, and when I return to the Dragon Palace, we will discuss your position in the Crystal Palace. ”
Shrimp Soldier Crab will ...... No way!
Think of me like a shrimp?
You're so blind, you're really blind!
Seeing that Liu Ming's face was not good, Bi Renjian smiled knowingly, nodded and said, "I understand, I understand, the secret of heaven must not be revealed!" It's just that...... Daoyou, you must return to Your Majesty, just say that the old minister has been in the world for three years, and he has honestly completed the tasks assigned by His Majesty, and he always thinks about being able to return to the Crystal Palace and share his worries for His Majesty. Old minister......"
"Hey, I'll go, are you done talking nonsense! I have something to do with you, something important! ”
Liu Ming had to interrupt the old turtle's chatter, talking slowly and talking a lot of nonsense, he really couldn't stand it at all.
"Ah, yes, yes......"
Bi Renjian was slightly angry in his heart, when he was the head of the Dragon Palace, when would it be the turn of this little shrimp soldier to show off his might in front of him!
But there is no way now, the situation is stronger than people, and they are now sent by the Dragon King, which is not to be offended.
Damn, this must be the incarnation of shrimp thirty-eight, you can't be wrong!
That kid is a shrimp soldier from Qingdao, usually the most thorny, thinking that he is worth a lot, looking down on his peers, and even the leaders don't pay attention to them.
This kid is so arrogant, if it weren't for shrimp thirty-eight, I would eat turtle shells live!
"I have a friend who has been injured by a jellyfish and the situation is very dangerous, is there any way to effectively detoxify?"
Liu Ming didn't have time to delay with this old turtle for a long time, so he threw the problem out directly.
"It's not difficult."
As soon as Bi Renjian opened his mouth, he gave Liu Ming a reassurance.
"As long as you use the blessing of the sea spirit, you can easily get rid of this low-level toxin, and you can also make the blessed person immune to similar damage from all sea creatures forever."
What?
Liu Ming shook his head decisively and said, "What is the blessing of the sea spirit, will you?" ”
Bi Renjian was disdainful in his heart, as a messenger sent by the Dragon King, this shrimp thirty-eight actually didn't even learn the blessing of the sea spirit, I really don't know what His Majesty likes about him!
"That'...... Purify it with water spirit, at least it is no problem to remove the stinging poison, and you don't have to be afraid of jellyfish in the future. ”
Liu Ming shook his head helplessly, "No, you can do it!" ”
"This ......"
Bi Renjian was more and more surprised, he hadn't even learned this kind of spell yet?
"Could it be that you don't even know the most basic water-based healing techniques?"
"Of course not! Should I be?! ”
Liu Ming asked angrily.
"So what do you usually study?"
Bi Renjian was even more angry than Liu Ming, and frowned: "Did you study with General Crab when he was training?" There are so many types of spells, and you haven't mastered them all? ”
"Holy! I'm in control of your sister! I haven't studied spells, I've only learned the old nine, which are Chinese, mathematics, English, history, geography, politics, physics, chemistry, and biology! Have you heard of it? ”
The two of them completely forked the road, and Bi Renjian turned a few times suspiciously with a pair of mung bean eyes, and then he was a little convinced that this kid was really not Shrimp Thirty-Eight, but just an ordinary mortal student.
That's weird!
"How the hell do you know who I am? You still know a lot about the tasks I'm tucked into? ”
"Old tortoise!"
Liu Ming was finally angry, "I'll just let you save someone, you're here to talk to me endlessly, what kind of blessing and what kind of purification." I can't do it, you can do it, you can hurry up! Delay time kills people, I'll knock your turtle shell and boil turtle soup! ”
"Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Prime Minister Gui was unlucky in his life, and he was unlucky in the three words of good temper, and he won the title of Bi Slut before because he deliberately pretended. Now that the other party knows his identity, he has returned to his original style, and the so-called nature is difficult to change. Liu Ming was immediately stunned by this attack, and said apologetically: "But I am now being punished as a mortal in the human world, and all my mana has been sealed by Lord Dragon King." If you want to use a spell to save people, there's nothing I can do. ”
"Find a way, find a way, find a way!"
Liu Ming urged one after another: "As long as you help me solve this problem, the matter of your return to the Crystal Palace will be wrapped up in me!" ”
"Really?"
Bi Renjian's mung bean's eyes lit up, and he was embarrassed: "But I still have ...... 17 Bad Things to Do! You know that it is not difficult for a person to do a bad deed, but the difficult thing is to only do bad things and not do good things for a lifetime. In the past few years, I have been forced to have no way out, and I have thought of all methods, but seeing that the time is approaching, I am still so far behind......"
I'll it!
Liu Ming thought to himself, this famous sentence of the chairman was changed by you, and it made people want to cry. It's just a matter of being scolded for lacking morality, look at this old turtle!