Just when the Bull Demon King was satisfied and ready to leave to wait for good news, Zhu Jun finally leaned in cheekily and asked him to go out of the mountain to help the land father-in-law solve the trouble. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After some bargaining, time shrank and shrank, and it was not until Zhu Jun promised to help a month later that the Bull Demon King reluctantly agreed to go out of the mountain to help.

How could a small thousand-year-old pangolin be the opponent of the Bull Demon King, as soon as he came forward, he directly scared the pangolin, and became the little brother of the Bull Demon King.

However, the next scene completely made Zhu Jun's jaw drop to the ground.

It turned out that the two guys who were not ashamed of Sun Wukong's personality actually became good friends who talked about everything and poured their hearts into each other.

Nima ......

Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, what did you do in your last life, and you couldn't even walk when you saw your mother?

It's just, does he have a previous life?

Have you been holding back in the stone for too long, not only like women, but also like to rob other people's women?

Thinking of this, Zhu Jun seriously suspected that Zhu Bajie's lustful bad habits in Journey to the West were originally Sun Wukong's, but the unlucky Zhu Bajie helped him carry the black pot.

But after Yu Ji found out, she didn't see it that way, "I don't think Sun Wukong is as unbearable as you say......."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Jun, "Do you know who Sun Wukong is?" ”

In the era in which Yu Ji lived, there was no Monkey King, naturally I didn't know at all. I saw her shaking her head very happily, indicating that she didn't know her.

"Then I suggest you go and see Journey to the West." Zhu Jun said with a smile.

It's just that he said casually, in the following days, Yu Ji finished watching Journey to the West, watched the sequel and related movies, and later became more determined in her thoughts. On the contrary, he despises the Bull Demon King and never says a good word.

And Zhu Jun was also criticized by Yu Ji for being incomplete because of his temporary bias. Moreover, he was also drugged by Yu Ji.

Drugged?

That's right, it's drugging.

Zhu Jun went to steal Yu Ji's snacks as usual, but suddenly ate a different Nanmei in Nanmei. Although the color is the same, it melts in the mouth, and after eating, Zhu Jun has a new skill, a skill that makes him want to cry.

Nima, Lao Tzu can see ghosts.

It turned out that Yu Ji secretly put the ghost pill he put under the bed into the snack, originally just to scare him, but he didn't expect that this thing could not only live a long life, but also open yin and yang eyes.

After just one night's work, Zhu Jun screamed again and again, and the neighbor who had never been noisy finally got mad, and after a burst of scolding, this kid finally stopped a lot.

Actually, I don't blame him, it's normal to do anything, but now? Regardless of whether he went to the toilet or took a bath, there would always be a few female ghosts looking at him with bad intentions. I don't know if it's because of the ghost pill, the originally illusory ghost can actually touch him. But just look at it, don't touch it! When you come out, can you apply some makeup first, at least put some powder on your pale face!

Anyway, not only did Yu Ji, the king of trouble, not feel a little guilty, but kept asking Zhu Jun what the ghost was like.

Nima, the mother-in-law who lacks heart, haven't you seen Sadako? Also ask the question of such ignorance.

Moreover, this heartless mother-in-law came to the scene at night, and she had to ask Zhu Jun to accompany her out to press the road, as if she enjoyed Zhu Jun's startled feeling.

But tonight's mobile phone ringtone saved him, the person who came this time is too familiar with Zhu Jun, who grew up watching movies from people who came to him since he was a child.

Who?

Haha, it is the originator of zombie films, Uncle Lin Zhengying.

The savior has arrived!

"Dare to ask if the Venerable is the treasurer of the Gate of Time and Space?" Lin Zhengying was much more polite than the guys Zhu Jun met before, and as soon as he appeared, he first bowed and bowed, and his speech was also respectful.

is the so-called stretching out his hand and not hitting the smiling person, not to mention that Uncle Ying is still a guest, Zhu Jun is naturally kind and pleasant, "Uncle Nine is polite, I don't know what I can help?" ”

Lin Zhengying didn't know why Zhu Jun was so polite, he was a ninth uncle, and he was very happy. But at this time, he really didn't have any idle nonsense, and said: "Xiaodao came here because he encountered a tricky matter, and he came to ask for help. ”

Why?

You don't want me to catch ghosts for you!

I'm counting on you to help me get rid of these guys in the house.

Lin Zhengying continued: "The little apprentice was injured by the zombie, this matter could have been solved by the small way, but now the world is not peaceful, the businessman is for the small profit, the sticky rice rushes the glutinous rice, the poison of the zombie cannot be dispersed, and the apprentice ......."

Lin Zhengying didn't finish speaking, but was interrupted by Zhu Jun, "Little meaning, I'll buy it for you right away." ”

The scene that Lin Zhengying said Zhu Jun couldn't be more familiar with, he didn't know how many times he watched that movie, he still remembered that Qiusheng, the big apprentice who bought rice, was haunted by female ghosts, and he was still happy, and the master helped him exorcise ghosts, and he was not happy.

In the movie, it was a war-torn era of warlords, and it was normal for glutinous rice to be hard to find, but now you can buy it in a slightly larger supermarket. Because he has liked Uncle Ying's movies since he was a child, Zhu Jun is also rare and buys ten bags in one go.

"It's too much, trail, trail......" Lin Zhengying saw that Zhu Jun bought so much, first he was happy, and then he was very embarrassed and wanted to refuse but was reluctant.

Of course, Zhu Jun knew what Uncle Ying's five elements lacked, so he smiled and said nonchalantly: "Taoism takes it as its responsibility to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but the five elements are congenitally lacking in gold and silver, even if I support your righteous act of protecting the realm, if it is not enough in the future, even if you come to me." ”

"Subduing demons and eliminating demons is the duty of the Tao, how can you be in vain......" Lin Zhengying was not willing to accept this gift for nothing, so he hurriedly shook his head and refused.

Zhu Jun couldn't guess that Uncle Ying didn't have a few silver dollars on him, and now he was harassed by ghosts every day, so he said: "If you insist on not being useless, then teach me how to catch ghosts!" ”

"Huh?" Lin Zhengying was obviously stunned when he heard this, and then looked at Zhu Jun's eyes and was no longer so grateful, obviously misunderstanding that he was doing this to learn Taoism.

Zhu Jun can only squeeze out a wry smile very innocently now, and then tell what he has experienced in the past two days.

Lin Zhengying was stunned again, but seeing that Zhu Jun didn't seem to be lying, he took out two leaves from the gossip bag on his waist and wiped them on his eyes.

At the moment when Lin Zhengying opened it, his eyes were bigger than a bull's eye, because there were still many ghosts in the house, and he was sitting with Yu Ji watching TV, and he was listening to the two of them chatting on Zhu Jun, and he himself also had a little kid hanging on him.

I saw that he hurriedly pinched a strange handprint, and there were words in his mouth, and he quickly shouted, "Break." ”

Suddenly, all the ghosts seemed to have seen ghosts, and after a strange scream, they quickly burrowed into the nearest place, and soon disappeared without a trace.

Yu Ji couldn't see it, but Zhu Jun could see it clearly, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up in admiration, "Uncle Nine is really powerful." ”