Chapter 345: Bomb!

Unconsciously chatted until the night, although there was food on the train, whether it was Wu Yi and others or Xiang Dongqiang, they did not eat the fast food on the train. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info said that it is not good, this food is not as good as the most difficult time of Wu disease, spicy tofu is like bean dregs, a hairtail fish is not as long as a chili pepper, and there are two cabbage leaves, fortunately, the rice is enough.

Xia Yu had already prepared, bringing enough cooked food and steamed buns and other delicious things, God hadn't come out of the toilet yet, Athena was eating those unappetizing meals, and Wu Yi was eating Xia Yu's love bento, which was full of shredded chicken, made by Lao Wang! Xia Yu prepared for Athena all the staple foods that were easy to fill her stomach and hungry, and the dish was a large piece of beef in sauce.

After a while, Athena ate it all, wiped her mouth and continued to look out the window, when the boy sitting next to her said, "This is the balls my mother made, if you don't dislike it, eat it!" The shy ones didn't even dare to lift it, it was more like a eunuch paying tribute to the emperor. Including Wu Zhi, several people were stunned, but they didn't expect this most honest-looking man with glasses to be so courageous.

"Thank you!" Athena picked up a ball and put it in her small mouth and chewed it gently, not expecting her to eat it in small bites, and threw it neatly and neatly. In this way, in the eyes of others, it is also full of boldness. "Hmmm! It's delicious! "Keep raising my two hands, and within a few clicks the balls in the lunch box will be eaten. Athena sucked her fingers and said, "I'm sorry, I've eaten it all." ”

The man with glasses said stupidly: "It's okay, you just like it." "But you don't have any food to eat." "It's okay, it's okay, huh? Where's my rice? Athena said, "You just finished eating one bite at a time, and I want to ask you why you don't eat vegetables." "That's right, the man with glasses just eats up the white rice while watching Athena, and it's useless at all.

"It's delicious!" Ling Xiao was very sorry and blamed himself for not having the courage to mention it. Xiang Dongqiang patted Ling Xiao and said, "Let it go!" "What? Are you going to go to the toilet again? Xiang Dongqiang held the chicken leg and said excitedly: "That four-eyed boy dares to offer food to the goddess, why don't I dare!" Get out of the way! Xiang Dongqiang didn't wait for Ling Xiao to come and squeezed through.

Athena said that if it is good, it will not refuse others, but if it is ugly, it is two hundred and five, Xiang Dongqiang succeeded, and he squeezed over despite the fire-breathing eyes of the glasses man, and accosted Athena. Seeing that Xiang Dongqiang had succeeded, Ling Xiao couldn't sit still, and ran over like a martyr with a sausage. Wu Yi couldn't help but say, "Is Athena so charming?" ”

"Of course, not to mention the beauty of the person, the character is docile, although it is a bit natural, but this is a complete plus, which makes Sister Na look more cute!" Well, what Xia Yu said is very reasonable, maybe there is a problem with his aesthetic vision. was about to continue eating, but the mobile phone rang, and it was God who called, and Wu Yi hung up directly.

Xia Yu was suspicious: "Who called, why didn't you answer it?" "Xia Yu almost said that confession is lenient and resistant!" God called, probably asking me to send him a piece of paper, so that he could stay in it and be a little cleaner. "Really?" "Don't believe it!" As soon as he finished speaking, God called again, Xia Yu said: "Take it, what if he is in a hurry?" ”

"It's people who have three urgency, right? Feed! "Wu Sick, hurry up to the toilet, something is wrong!" God's tone was filled with anxiety. Wu Yi said impatiently: "What big deal can be in the toilet, you let people steal it?" "I'm not kidding you, it's hard to talk on the phone, come over quickly!" After God finished speaking, he didn't give Wu Yi a chance to talk back, and hung up the phone directly.

Xia Yu saw that Wu was ill and didn't move, so he pushed Wu and said, "You go and have a look, it just so happens that I want to go to the toilet too." "Alright! Take a roll of sanitary clothes, I guess this bastard must be out of paper, and the biggest accident in the toilet is not bringing paper! ”

There is no toilet in every carriage, although the space is relatively small, but it is definitely enough to squat for one person, and Xia Yu entered the women's toilet, and was hesitating to sniff which toilet God was in with his nose, and the second toilet door on the right hand opened by itself. God was already prostrating from diarrhea, but now in the dark, he looks like a ghost!

"Old Wu, come here! I'm here again! Wu Yi covered his nose and said, "No, the toilet paper is here, you go on!" "I'll take a fart! Come here, I'm in trouble! "Lao Tzu is not your father, you still want me to wipe your ass!" God is like a vicious tiger out of the cage, a pounce knocked Wu Ill down, and then dragged Wu Ill's two feet to the toilet, an uncle just finished solving his personal problem just saw this scene, sighed: "Alas! What's wrong with the world right now? ”

"You're going to die! What are you dragging Lao Tzu in, Lao Tzu is a straight man! God pointed to the toilet in a hurry, but the more anxious he became, the more speechless he became, scratching his ears and cheeks like a monkey. Wu Yi just felt a rush of urine, lifted the toilet lid and said, "What kind of nerves are you having... What was that? "Drip... Drip... Drip... The toilet seemed to be a little loose, and Wu Yi actually picked up the toilet with his hand.

Under the toilet, there is a black box with a small timer on it, and the sound of dripping is coming from him. "You pulled this thing out!" Wu was a little skeptical that he would be dreaming. "Don't make a fuss, okay! This thing will blow up in ten minutes! Wu was stunned for a moment, stared at God and said, "Could this thing be fake?" ”

"How the do I know! If it's true, we're going to! Wu Yi poked the bomb with his hand, and God broke out in a cold sweat. Wu Yi took a deep breath and said, "You go and take Sophia and Baigujing out now, find a place where no one is around, let them go to other toilets to see if there are any bombs, hurry up, and call Huang Mai now!" "Good!"

"Hey, Huang Mai, will you defuse the bomb, it's the timed kind." "Why do you ask this?" "Would you go crazy if I told you that I found a time bomb on the train right now?" After a long silence, Huang Mai finally said in a hoarse voice: "Don't make trouble, this kind of joke is not fun!" Wu Yi was about to cry: "Do you say it's easy for me, just go to Changbai Mountain to play, it's just that you can't do a plane, take a train and actually take a bomb!" How embarrassing you make me! ”

Over there, Huang Mai took a deep breath and said, "Did you tell anyone about this?" "Not yet, I asked God to help me see if there are any bombs elsewhere, I guess there will be news soon." "Very good, if you tell ordinary people that there is a high probability of causing a riot, you must keep this matter a secret, you and your group of customers are not ordinary people, you will definitely be able to solve this bomb!"

"I'll fix the! I can run away with a few people at most, how do you let me solve it! "Wu Ill, you must calm down now!" "Am I calming down! My wife is still in the car! There are still thousands of people in the car, how can you let Lao Tzu calm down! "You're not an ordinary person! You still have a lot of customers, you will definitely succeed! ”

Wu Yi held his head and said bitterly: "If only Huang Mei was here!" "Don't talk about those useless ones, you send me the picture of the bomb right now, and I'll find someone to help you defuse the bomb!" Wu Yi was afraid that he would not be detailed enough, so he took more than a dozen photos in a row and sent them to Huang Mai. Time passed little by little, and three minutes had passed since this meeting, and there were only seven minutes left before it exploded!

The four of God ran in out of breath, and even Athena ran in, this is the men's bathroom! But now there is no mind to care about this, God said with a dark face: "Twenty carriages, a total of twenty bombs!" Wu Yi hugged his head and said bitterly: "What can I do now!" Huang Mai's phone called again, and he said heavily: "Bad news, this kind of bomb is extremely powerful, one is enough to blow up a wall fifty centimeters thick!" ”

Wu Yi laughed miserably: "There is even worse news, there are a total of twenty such bombs here, and we still have six minutes left." Huang Mai said: "The bomb disposal team is ready, but twenty bombs, even if you are unlucky, you will definitely cut the wrong one, as long as one is blown up, the other bombs will also explode, such a chance, even the bomb disposal experts can not do anything." ”

"Lao Tzu is asking you to tell me how to defuse the bomb, not to let you run here to give me a blind beep!" Huang Mai was silent: "I don't know, no one in your place can send the bomb away or eat something?" "Wu Sick Storm Jump!" You're teasing me! How can there be such a awesome person, I tell you now, when there are two minutes left, if you still can't help Lao Tzu, take your wife and run for your life, Lao Tzu is not a big hero, and saving the world is not my job! ”

God interjected, "Can you drop the bomb halfway?" Huang Mai said bitterly: "It's useless, this train passes through major cities, and bombs are a scourge wherever they are thrown, and they can't be thrown and don't dare to throw them!" "What do you eat? Aren't you the protector of the people of a country, and you can't do anything about a few bombs? You mighty ones who call the wind and rain! ”

"The person in charge of the neighborhood has rushed over to you, they are all supernatural people who are good at speed, if there is no other way, you give them the bomb, and they will take the bomb to a sparsely populated place and detonate it." "Hahaha! Your uncle's yellow wheat! There is such a good way, don't you say it earlier, the scared Lao Tzu is in a cold sweat, and you must ask me to drink the shock wine when you turn around! ”

"I probably won't get a chance to ask you." Huang Mai's voice seemed to be in his ears, and Wu Ying wondered, "Why?" "We had to run as far as we could to get the bomb away, and we probably didn't have a chance to come back." After saying that, the door of the toilet was pushed open, and Huang Mai's plain face appeared in front of him. "Do me one last favor and collect the bombs."

Wu's throat seemed to be blocked by something. (To be continued.) )