In fact, what the second gang likes to hear most is not the story about how Jiang Ziya beheaded the gods, but the story about how Zhu Yuanzhang became the emperor of the second gang. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

A farmer's son, coinciding with the local disaster, was forced to go to the landlord's house to herd cattle, because of sympathy for the little friends suffering from hunger and cold, he slaughtered the landlord's cattle, and then cooked it in a stone pot on the mountain, and gave it to the friends to eat, and later because he offended the landlord's old wealth, he was driven out of the house, wandering around begging, in order to be able to settle down, and in order to be able to eat enough every day, he became a monk in a temple.

But such a child later overthrew the brutal rule of the Yuan Dynasty in one fell swoop through his own efforts and established a dynasty of his own, the Ming Dynasty. This is such a great strategy, and Zhu Yuanzhang's life experience is exactly what the second gang yearns for, especially when I heard that Zhu Yuanzhang is also from Fengyang and his birthplace is not far from Xiaohongshan not far from Guanyin Hall, the second gang really wants to go and verify it immediately to see if Li Changlu is lying.

According to the second gang, this situation like Zhu Yuanzhang could not be true at all, and later the second gang asked his father, and his father also said that it was true, so the second gang secretly made up their minds in their hearts that they would be like Zhu Yuanzhang when they grew up, and they would definitely do something earth-shattering.

The day was not alarmed, but it alarmed one of his own uncles named Hua Lin, that day the second gang talked about "Two Kitchen Knives to Revolution" was in full swing, because there were a lot of children who came to listen to the book that day, almost surrounded a large group, which attracted the attention of adults, that Hua Lin also stopped to listen for a while, and said: "If you are so small, you will be nonsense, how can you get it when you grow up." ”

The second gang felt embarrassed, so they hastily ended the life of "Two Kitchen Knives Revolution", and never mentioned it again, but about the story of Zhu Yuanzhang, the second gang often mentioned it, and went to collect and sort it out, adding their own rich imagination, and finally created a long historical absurd story, "The True Son of Heaven of the Ming Dynasty", which is to write about Zhu Yuanzhang's legendary life, but this is a later story, not for the time being.

Maybe life is like this, once the words are finished, it is the time when life will end, then Li Changlu probably told all the stories he knew to the second gang, and he also returned to the west, according to which he died at the age of only sixty-eight.

But the second gang was very grateful to him in their hearts and never forgot him, including the eldest aunt and grandmother, of course.

As the saying goes, good intentions are rewarded, probably because of this thought, the second gang handed over good luck and made the second gang prosperous for many years. At that time, the second gang had already reached the fourth grade of primary school, and it was about to go for winter vacation, and the county education bureau came to a notice, saying that it was going to hold a primary school students' essay competition, and each school should draw five students to participate.

At first, a few teachers objected, saying that the guy was smart, but after a few years of studying, he listened to the books under the window outside the classroom, and now he is going to participate in a regular competition, and I don't know if he can do it.

But in the end, he was unanimously made a decision to let him go, for many reasons, first of all, the second gang was really smart, when he was in the previous year, he helped his second-grade classmates take the exam, and he was able to get a good score of 100 points, and when he was in the second grade, he actually had an argument with the math teacher over the answer to a question, and finally won, so that the math teacher felt embarrassed to be a teacher again, and went home to farm.

Here's how it happened, there was a problem in a math textbook where one-half multiplied by parentheses equaled one-third multiplied by parentheses. Until it is equal to one-ninth times the parentheses, it is required to fill in the appropriate integers in the brackets, of course, at that time, the rural areas had just begun universal education, and the children at that time may also be because of the lack of nutrition, such a simple question, there are many people who can't answer it.

Finally two children answered, Zhao Huahong, who taught mathematics, was very happy, so he praised a few more words, that day the second gang also sat in the classroom, but sat in the last row, of course, accompanied by the four and three gangs, or also to show their cleverness, but also to get one or two praises from the teacher, the second gang raised his hand: "Report, this question, their answer is wrong, or their answer is not comprehensive enough, in fact, there are countless answers to this question,"

At that time, Mr. Zhao may have been a little confused by the second monk, and the classmates were even more misty, staring at the second gang with a pair of small eyes, waiting for the end, Mr. Zhao's face was a little red, and he said with a stutter: "That, that, then how do you say this answer should be filled." ”

"I don't know how to fill it in, maybe there is a problem with this question."

The classmates laughed a little, and after a long time, he didn't know the answer, but said that there was a problem with the question, isn't it a very funny thing, Teacher Zhao also laughed: "Since you don't know the answer, just listen to the teacher tell you, half times two equals one, and one-third times three is also equal to one, so just now two children filled in the parentheses respectively 23456789 is correct,." ”

"Then teacher, if I fill in the brackets four six eight twelve fourteen sixteen eighteen is not correct?" The second gang stood up again and continued to speak.

"Of course it's not correct, don't have such a simple answer, why bother with it?"

"What the teacher said is not right, what the teacher said is not right".

Now the second gang quit doing it, and began to make noise, and the teacher seemed to have lost patience, shouting and scolding to let the second gang out, then Teacher Zhao came over to drag the second gang, this is terrible, the second gang is lying on the ground, the third gang to bite Teacher Zhao's hand, the fourth gang is standing behind and crying, the whole classroom is a mess of porridge.

At that time, the father of the Second Gang had been promoted from a squad leader to the deputy secretary of the brigade, and was mainly in charge of family planning and school education.

Of course, people did not bully people with power, they all walked the socialist road of democracy and justice, first of all, they found many children, and specifically understood the details of what happened to the whole thing, and then went to the principal to ask who was right and who was wrong.

The principal is also an honest man, he was assigned from the normal school to be the principal, and he has relatives who have turned a little bit around the second gang, according to generation

The second gang wants to call him his cousin, who is also the language enlightenment teacher of the second gang, and his surname is Fan Guangmei.

Principal Fan said: "Actually, the second gang is right. ”