Chapter 162: Confusion
At this time, Xiaotong, as soon as the sourness and grief hidden in his heart were discovered, he was on the verge of collapse like a surging tide that destroyed the dam of reason. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
She is like a lonely child, regardless of her image, tears flow wantonly, her body is cold, and the hug given by Zheng Yichen happens to be the support she needs the most.
Well, like a stove, warm and cozy.
For a while, she didn't know what she had done, but she subconsciously wanted to get close to this piece of warmth to keep warm and seek comfort.
Zheng Yichen was caught off guard and was thrown to the ground, his body was imprisoned by Xiaotong, and he couldn't move at all.
"I've told her to lose weight a long time ago, and she doesn't listen to me, look at her slender body, at least a hundred pounds! My hands, my feet, numb, numb......"
Zheng Yichen tried to withdraw his numb limbs, but Xiaotong became tighter and tighter, and the numbness became even stronger. Zheng Yichen complained bitterly, and he didn't dare to act rashly, so he could only hope that Xiaotong would come out of his grief quickly, return to his normal demeanor, and end this embarrassing situation.
Whether a man is lustful or not, there is a hard standard, that is, to see if the gun below is honest.
Megumi Yanagishita, who is not messy, is a legendary figure after all.
When a normal man and a girl are close to each other, he can almost be said to be one in ten thousand.
The only person is probably powerless and has the problem of not lifting it, so he will have this abnormal performance in the face of women and being unmoved.
Zheng Yichen is one of the nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine people, and his heart and ** are suffering.
All kinds of strange thoughts kept popping up in his head, stirring his heart and almost unable to control it.
"Nope! No way! I read the books of the sages, how can I take advantage of the danger of others? Zheng Yichen suppressed restless thoughts with a lofty reason.
Of course, deep down in his heart, he naturally beware of Xiaotong, and when she returns to normal, he will not hesitate to make structural changes to his body, which is commonly known as "castration"!
Xiaotong's elbow slammed into Zheng Yichen's chest, and suddenly, he felt the pressure on his chest increase a lot, and he was a little breathless, but he didn't have the heart to think nonsense.
Xiaotong was still crying, with pear blossoms on his face, Chu Chu was moving, and he said vague words in his mouth: "I...... I used to be in ...... Studying in other places, far away from home, boarding at my uncle's house, in my ...... In their hearts, the two of them are husband and wife...... More important than my biological parents, but...... One of them died, and the other ...... Crazy, I ...... I haven't had time to fulfill my filial piety, woo...... Whining...... I miss them so much, I hate them so much, I hate those bad guys so much......"
Zheng Yichen felt the same way, his nose was sore, and he wanted to shed a few tears to show sympathy, but all kinds of strange thoughts came to her heart, but she washed away this sudden sadness, let alone tears, she couldn't even cry a few times.
"Please, hurry up and come back to your senses, otherwise, I will lose my mind......" Zheng Yichen sighed in his heart.
Xiaotong cried for a while, and suddenly raised his head, his hair was scattered, his eyes were red and swollen, and there was a trace of resolute ruthlessness.
This expression, on the face of a delicate woman, resembles a failed work depicted by a clumsy painter imitating Picasso's abstract paintings.
She gritted her teeth. With a look of anger, a pair of red and swollen eyes widened, staring at Zheng Yichen, seeing Zheng Yichen's heart furious, he thought to himself: "Could it be that she discovered my abnormal physiological reaction?" No, no, no, this should be a normal physiological reaction, and no is abnormal! ”
Xiaotong scolded loudly: "It's gangsters like Lu Tian who lured my cousin astray, and my uncle's happy family of three will become what it is now." I wish that all this kind of people were dead, and now there is a person who specializes in eradicating this kind of scum, and you actually say that he (she) is in the name of justice and careless of human life? Hmph, their kind of people are not worthy of being people! ”
She gritted her teeth, her expression was fierce, and the movements of her hands were not ambiguous, she clenched her fists and hit Zheng Yichen desperately, as if she was blaming him for not standing on her side in what he said just now.
Zheng Yichen endured the raindrop-like pink fist attack, although Xiaotong's strength was not heavy, it accumulated a lot, after a long time, he also felt a little unbearable, and secretly complained in his heart about the mysterious killer named "Nemesis", allowing himself to suffer an unwarranted disaster: "If it weren't for this post, would I have fallen into this kind of field?" Xiaotong obviously came to comfort the sick number, but now it has become corporal punishment, pain, pain to death......"
Xiaotong was tired of fighting, and his resentment dissipated a lot, his eyes swept casually, and he found the "small tent" that Zheng Yichen had set up under his body, and immediately screamed, and swept Zheng Yichen with a loud slap, away from his body, like avoiding snakes and scorpions: "You stinky rascal!" ”
Zheng Yichen was hit continuously, screamed in pain, got up from the ground, and looked aggrieved: "What's the matter with me, you flew over by yourself, I'm not called a hooligan, this is a normal man's physiological reaction, okay?" ”
Xiaotong's face was flushed, he was angry, and he stomped his foot: "You...... You...... You can push me away! ”
"Please, look at you crying like that, you just need a hug, if I push you away, not only will I be a hooligan, but I will be a beast!" Zheng Yichen said solemnly.
When Xiaotong heard what he said, he also felt that there was some truth, but the "small tent" on Zheng Yichen's lower body still stood proudly, which greatly reduced his bold words.
Xiaotong twisted his head to the side and scolded in a low voice: "Anyway, you are a stinky rascal!" I used to think that you were a righteous gentleman, but I didn't expect you to take advantage of the danger of others and dare to play hooligan on me, I must call a group of sisters in surgery tomorrow to clean you up! ”
When Zheng Yichen thought of the torture he would face tomorrow, his heart was furious, he smiled bitterly, and said helplessly: "Okay, as long as you don't cry, it doesn't matter if I am a stinky hooligan." If you want someone to punish me, you can say yes first, and you are not allowed to slap your face. ”
Seeing that he promised refreshmently, Xiaotong was speechless for a while, stomped his foot heavily, lifted the insulated lunch box on the table, and walked to the door: "Hmph! Stinky rascal, I'm leaving, hurry up and see me off. Remember! Don't tell anyone about today! ”
Zheng Yichen nodded as if he had been amnestied, followed behind her, and said respectfully: "Order!" ”
Xiaotong tilted his head, with a look of distrust: "You promised so simply, I suspect that you will go out and hype, I heard that you boys talk and chat, and they like to use these as capital to show off." ”
Zheng Yichen touched his chin and nodded: "You are reasonable, two days ago I chatted with a buddy, and he talked about the process of tricking his girlfriend into bed, from poetry and poetry to life philosophy, and then to wide clothes and unties, frank and informative, it is estimated that he wrote about his experience with girls, it is a ********." ”
Xiaotong blushed angrily and stomped his foot heavily: "Hey! ”
"You stomp lightly, I'm afraid the floor will be cracked by you."
"You, you ......"
Zheng Yichen saw that she was really angry, and quickly changed his righteous and awe-inspiring face: "But I look down on this kind of person the most in my life, if it is placed in ancient times, this kind of person is a thief, when I see one, I will catch one and sink them all into the river." So don't worry, I won't talk nonsense. ”
"You'd better keep your promise, or your corpse will float in the upper reaches of the Pearl River, with the dead pig corpses floating on it a while ago!"
Zheng Yichen hurriedly agreed, but he said it anyway, and pushed Xiaotong out of the door with coaxing.