The demands of netizens are too much. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Last time in the harem, Zhang Yuan injured the blue phoenix who pretended to be the queen mother, maybe now, how can people hate themselves!

Now, I still expect people to play the flute and blow the flute...... It's too hard for a strong man!

"Ladies and gentlemen, your request is a bit difficult, I suspect that the blue phoenix will not think about it when she sees me for the first time. I just want to kill it and then hurry up. ”

Netizens disagreed: "Don't coax the anchor, shake your domineering spirit, the blue phoenix cliff kneels on the ground and sings conquest!" ”

"Anchor Zhang, I guess that Blue Phoenix will not sing conquest when she kneels on the ground, she will say...... Your Majesty, I've already held it, you can move! “

"Dumb anchor, this ** silk is in your mouth, you move ......"

There happened to be a netizen named Long Jing Yifa, and as soon as he spoke, it caused netizens to laugh.

Zhang Yuan couldn't laugh even more.

These demon kings drove collectively, which scared stars such as Yang Yingying and Zhao Liying not to bubble.

Only Fan Ye v587, occasionally arguing a few words, will make the atmosphere in the live broadcast room more violent and enthusiastic.

The soft and cute goddess Erke was annoyed: | You demon kings, don't spoil my anchor brother!! ”

Fan Ye immediately replied: "Men are not bad, women are not loved, little sister, you are still young, in a few years, when you grow up, you will know." ”

Erke was furious and sent a large-scale private photo, only to see Erke in the photo pouting with a small mouth, cute, don't want it.

That's not the point, the point is that the cute T-shirt on the body actually presents a sense of fullness that is about to be torn.

Although I still can't see anything, the sense of déjà vu that is about to come out makes netizens suffocated.

A large wave of barrage, invariably expressed... What do you mean by choppy? This is so damn that it's rough!

"Wow rub, who the hell lend me some tissues, hurry, wait online, hurry!"

"Ma Dan, I'm running out of paper towels too, and I'm using cigarette box paper ......"

"Well, cigarette box paper can also be used, and I will send you a big service word! I usually use the towel that sleeps on my brother's top bunk......"

"I finally know why my towel always smells weird, Jie Caojun, there is a kind of you going back to the dormitory!"

"I'll you, brother, why are you watching the live broadcast...... Listen to me......"

"Visually inspect the chrysanthemums upstairs - the flowers are not guaranteed!"

"Hey, where's Erke's private photo?"

"Yes, I saw it just now, my unicorn arm hasn't worked yet, where's the photo?"

"Ask the goddess for a private photo !!!"

A large group of netizens are begging for the private photos that Er Ke just posted, the private photos that make people's blood swell, suddenly disappear.

Zhang Yuan, the initiator, smiled hehehe.

"Ma Dan, Erke's stupid girl, why did she fall for Fan Ye so easily? How can this kind of superb private photo be revealed at will? ”

Zhang Yuan, the host of the system, operated in the dark, and directly collected the blood-boiling photo separately and deleted it from the live broadcast room.

"I usually haven't seen it, but it turns out that Erke is still so material!"

Zhang Yuan, who sighed, found that his faint points began to rise significantly.

The second strange decree has been issued, and it has caused a huge sensation.

Dull Jun Zhang Yuan sprinkled a stack of silver tickets and went out, and hundreds of people in the village changed their words and praised Zhang Yuan Duanjun.

With the experience of the villager who was beaten to pieces, the other people called Zhang Yuan a faint gentleman with strange expressions.

Even, under Zhang Yuan's intention, the old village chief took the lead and shouted slogans...... Long live the faint king, long live, long live!

Gradually, the villagers recognized and called Zhang Yuan Dujun.

And as time passed, the guards sent by Zhang Yuan sent the second holy decree to the Qingzhou City and County Guard's Mansion and handed it over to Hu Yanzhuo's hands.

"Fengtian carrier, the emperor said; Those who respect me as a faint monarch will have their food and salary doubled, and their exacting taxes will be reduced or exempted, and those who insult me as a wise monarch will have their food and salary halved and their exacting taxes doubled! ”

After reading the holy decree, Hu Yanzhuo was directly dumbfounded.

Ridiculous, ridiculous!

bluntly said that His Majesty is a faint king, isn't this a special crime of deception?

Calling the emperor Mingjun turned out to be an insult? And because of this, the grain and wages will be halved, and the excesses and miscellaneous taxes will be doubled?

Hu Yanzhuo was not only dumbfounded, but also confused, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart...... What a faint king!

However, with the experience of the first holy decree, Hu Yanzhuo did not plan to continue to find the second-in-command Sima Yi.

He immediately summoned all his subordinates and conveyed the strange holy decree of the faint monarch Zhang Yuan to all parts of Qingzhou.

The county towns of Qingzhou, the most conspicuous position at the head of the city, were soon posted with the emperor's list notice.

The holy decree conveyed overnight yesterday, the people are still praising each other, and they have said that the emperor of the neighboring country, and now the monarch of this region, is definitely a good emperor!

Great Sage Ming Virtuous Virtue Peerless Good Emperor!

All kinds of compliments, endlessly.

Even the lively streets, secluded alleys, wild mountain villages, bustling downtown ...... As long as there are people, there will be praise for Emperor Zhang Yuan.

Peddlers and pawns, beggars and rich merchants, talented ladies and gentlemen...... They all praised Zhang Yuan as a good emperor.

All exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous taxes were exempted, and all kinds of food and wages were doubled...... All Qingzhou people have benefited from this!

They excitedly praised Zhang Yuan as a good emperor.

However, the galloping horses, the serious officers and soldiers, and the newly posted emperor's list...... The people rushed to watch.

If you don't look at it, you don't care, and you'll be shocked when you see it.

"Fengtian carrier, the emperor's edict said: Those who respect me as a faint monarch will double their grain and salary, and reduce or exempt them from exacting taxes and miscellaneous taxes, and those who insult me as a Ming monarch will have their food and wages halved and double their exacting taxes and miscellaneous taxes!"

Many people thought they had seen it wrong, rubbed their eyes, continued to look, re-watched, and looked carefully.

However, these are still the contents.

Some grumpy people immediately widened their eyes: "What's the matter, how can such a good emperor be a faint king?" How can it be a faint king? ”

"That's right, the harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes are as fierce as a tiger, and the people are not living well, now Your Majesty has exempted us from the harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, and has also doubled the salaries of officials and soldiers, everyone's life will get better and better in the future, which bastard dares to say that such a good emperor is a faint king?"

"Yes, yes, such a good emperor, he will definitely not be a faint monarch, there must be something wrong!"

The people were excited, and many people who were grateful to the new emperor Zhang Yuan even clamored to complain.

At this moment, a group of soldiers in bright armor, showing their weapons, shouted loudly:

"The content on the emperor's list is a holy decree written by His Majesty himself, do you want to rebel?"

The generals who took the lead had already guessed that there would be the current scene.

When I was in Qingzhou City, I was like these excited people, I thought that the good emperor Zhang Yuan, how could he be a faint king?

For this reason, he also recklessly contradicted his boss.

Until the county guard Hu Yanzhuo, the county lieutenant Sima Yi and others, those soldiers who were as angry as him, each hit twenty boards, and declared that if there was any objection, the food and salary would be halved!

At that time, this soldier who agreed that Zhang Yuan was a good emperor had seen the holy decree with his own eyes, although he still felt confused, but he knew that this was a holy decree written by His Majesty the Emperor himself, and there would be no mistake, so he chose to obey.

The soldier told his story once, and asked the people to see the scars on his body, and most of the people were silent.

Confused and inexplicable, it is the best and most true portrayal in their hearts.

"Is this really what Your Majesty meant?"

"Why does the emperor call himself a faint king? Is there a special meaning that we don't know about? ”

"My lord, since this is His Majesty's will, we will just do it."

"It is written on the emperor's list, let us agree and accept, and call the emperor a faint monarch, then we will call your majesty a faint monarch in the future."

Many ordinary people, under the explanation of the soldiers, slowly accepted the content of the emperor's list.

It's just that there are still a few people who don't agree.

There are even elderly people, relying on the old and selling the old, calling Zhang Yuan the virtuous emperor.

Zhang Yuan had expected this, after all, he had felt similar things himself.

The soldiers who took the lead, according to the secret will conveyed by the faint monarch to the county guard Hu Yanzhuo County Lieutenant Sima Yi, pulled out several young and strong thorns, and it was a board on the spot.

In addition, for those who began to take the lead in calling the emperor a faint king, a reward of ten taels of silver.

While doing things according to the emperor's list and rewarding silver, he insisted on his own opinions and enjoyed the responsibility of the staff.

No one is stupid, how to choose, the people quickly decided.

"Faint monarch, the emperor is a faint monarch!"

"Your Majesty is a big faint king!"

"Yes, yes, I also think that His Majesty the Emperor is a faint monarch!"

"The emperor is the faint king!"

"Long live the faint king, long live, long live!"

Soon, the people shouted in unison, although most of the people were still inexplicable, but they still shouted loudly in their mouths the name of the faint king.

Those strong guys were beaten by the soldiers.

"Your Majesty has a will, if you don't have the intention of repenting, continue to insult the emperor as a Ming monarch, soldiers and soldiers or officials, the food and salary will be halved, and the ordinary people will pay double the miscellaneous taxes!"

I saw with my own eyes that the rest of the people who took the lead in changing their words received silver rewards one after another, and the guys who were reprimanded by the rod were not dead-headed.

"Faint Monarch, Your Majesty is a Faint Monarch!"

"The emperor is a big dusk!"

A few cloth bags were thrown over, and the soldiers smiled and asked the fellows who had been reprimanded by the rod to open them and take a look.

Young and strong guys, after a meal, the buttocks are hot and painful, and they are puzzled and dissatisfied.

But when they saw the fifty taels of silver in the cloth bag, and looked at the smiles of the soldiers, they also laughed.

Faint gentleman is not faint, it's just a title.

The new emperor, whether he is called Ming Jun or Di Jun, is the best emperor in his heart anyway.

However, since the emperor went to great lengths to ask for recognition and call him a faint king, then just do it!

Similar things are happening in various places in Qingzhou City.

Zhang Yuan, the initiator, found that his faint points had skyrocketed all the way!

(To be continued.) )