Chapter 64 Pretending to be Sick (Asking for Subscription)

"Thank you, thank you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Humpty Dumpty said thank you with a white face, he was really scared of the situation just now.

In case, if those workers make a move, they will have no place to reason if they are beaten!

Besides, the hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, and Humpty Dumpty doesn't care much, so he takes a few of his men and walks towards the van they were sitting in when they came.

"Wow Wow...... Wangwang ....... ”

A little full moon-sized, meaty, beige puppy ran out of nowhere and ran towards Humpty Dumpty.

At this time, the Humpty and Fat Dun were completely frightened birds, and when they heard a dog barking behind them, they didn't turn their heads to verify it, and they all ran away with a hula sound.

Yes, they all ran away without hesitation.

The onlookers suddenly burst into a heckle and shouted.

"Hurry up and run, if you don't run, you will be bitten by a dog."

"Oops, none of these dogs have been injected."

"Lao Huang, hurry up and stop the dog, otherwise it will bite people to death."

"I can't stop it, the dog is too powerful."

A few workers were even worse, pretending to be bitten by dogs, screaming again and again.

"Oops, it bit my ass, help."

"The dog bites someone, oops, my ass is rotten."

“……。”

Besides, Humpty Dumpty and a few of them, when they heard a dog chasing after them, they ran while scolding, and everyone else was okay to say, only the female staff member wearing high heels suffered, and the leather shoes couldn't run fast, not to mention a stiletto heel more than ten centimeters high.

One didn't pay attention, the heel of the high heel on his left foot broke, and the whole person subconsciously fell forward, caught Humpty Dumpty Dun in a panic, and the huge inertia brought Humpty Dumpty Dun down again.

In this way, you grabbed my feet, I dragged you legs, and none of the six people ran away, and all of them rolled to the ground like lazy donkeys.

Some of them hit their butts against stones, and some of them hit their heads against wood.

Humpty Dumpty was a little unlucky, his face was not biased or slanted, he just touched the cow dung, and his mouth and nose were full of cow dung, fresh cow dung.

"Ahh The female staff member who was eaten tofu shouted loudly, then subconsciously raised her hand and gave someone a slap.

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A speeding van was packed with six people, none other than the law enforcement staff who had fled in a hurry.

"Poor my leather shoes, famous brand, cost me two months' salary, just one day to wear, it's like this." A female law enforcement officer grabbed her brand-name leather shoes with a broken heel in her hand and yelled in distress.

This female law enforcement officer's name is Zhang Lifang, thirty-one or twelve years old, she belongs to the public face, and she is not very good-looking.

Today is her birthday, and she deliberately wore the pair of brand-name leather shoes that she bought for a long time, but she has been reluctant to wear.

But I didn't expect to encounter such a thing, I didn't want to attend, but I was ordered by Humpty Dumpty, and according to their previous attendance experience, those who were enforced by the law usually treated them as ancestors.

As a result, this time they hit the nail, and instead of giving them face, they almost encouraged the workers to beat them and let the dogs bite them.

When he escaped, he was eaten tofu again and his leather shoes were destroyed.

"Hu Tou, we can't just leave it at that." A man shouted.

"Yes, those buns actually threatened law enforcement officers and let dogs bite us, they should all be arrested." Said the female law enforcement officer.

"Yes, grab them and make them pay for my shoes."

"Put them in jail and sentence them to several years." Several other law enforcement officers also responded.

"I don't need you to remind you, this revenge will definitely be avenged." Humpty Dumpty gritted his teeth and said, since he entered the law enforcement department, no matter who saw him, he was polite, he had ever been so humiliated, and scolded, "M, Lao Tzu is on the bar with you." ”

"Hu Tou, are we going back to the unit now? Or go to the police station? The male law enforcement officer who was driving the car asked.

Humpty Dumpty hesitated, the current situation is very complicated, the documents for freezing the land have not been issued, and they can't wait to enforce the law.

Strictly speaking, it is a violation of the system, and if there is a big trouble, they will not take advantage of it, and they will even have to bear responsibility.

Besides, Secretary Hong is not easy to explain.

Therefore, at this time, Humpty Dumpty and they must think of a way not to make a big deal out of it, but also to complete the task assigned by Secretary Hong.

Humpty Dumpty has already seen that the person in charge of this construction site is not a soft persimmon, and he has also grasped the weakness of their failure to officially freeze the land documents.

Therefore, Humpty Dumpty is a little jealous.

And they came to enforce the law today, they were instructed by Secretary Hong, in case this matter involves Secretary Hong, which makes Secretary Hong unhappy, not to mention throwing away the deputy word in front of the deputy section chief, that is, whether he can continue to serve as the deputy section chief, is a later story.

For today's plan, only by pretending to be a weak or weak party can you take the initiative, Humpty Dumpty Dun analyzed it, and said to everyone in the car: "We will neither go back to the unit, nor go to the police station, we will all go to the hospital!" ”

"Hospital?" Everyone in the car asked puzzled.

"Stupid." Humpty Dumpty scolded, "We are injured, so naturally we have to go to the hospital to see a doctor, how many of you should be strict with me, understand?" ”

"Hutou, we know."

Malinger.

This is also an old opinion made by Humpty Dumpty after some careful consideration.

First of all, the things that Secretary Hong explained, Humpty Dumpty was not completed, on the contrary, it was not completed, and some big or small tails were left.

No matter what the reasons and reasons are, they can't change this result, and they will definitely be criticized by Secretary Hong.

Don't look at Humpty Fat Dun's short head, he looks like a pig's head, but he is very shrewd, he doesn't want to do things by himself, but he doesn't please him, so going directly to the hospital to see a doctor is the wisest choice.

Once at the hospital, their identities change, from failures who did not complete their tasks, to victims who are hospitalized due to injuries in the line of duty.

In this way, the nature of the whole thing has changed, and Secretary Hong has no way to accuse him anymore, and according to Humpty Dumpty's own assumption, they are hospitalized, and Secretary Hong can see the difficulty of this matter, so helping Secretary Hong to deal with this very difficult matter perfectly will reflect his ability and value to the greatest extent.

As for the hospitalization, it is better to solve it, although several of them are not seriously injured, and it stands to reason that there is no need to be hospitalized at all, but Humpty Dumpty has his own relationship, he is a deputy section-level cadre of a law enforcement department, how can he not have acquaintances in the hospital?

Finding a familiar doctor and issuing a hospitalization certificate is not a trivial matter, and it is effortless.

Humpty Dumpty found his sister-in-law, gave a brief explanation, and took several of his subordinates to the county hospital.

In the six-person ward, there were three men and three women, who had black bruises on their faces and arms, but they were not wrapped in bandages, and they did not look like they were seriously injured. (To be continued.) )