Chapter 44: Venting
"Wow, woo. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "Don't beat me and don't dare to talk nonsense in the future, huskies also know how smelly their mouth is, often like to exaggerate, and strive to show themselves more prominently, accustomed to enjoying people's care and love, can't control it likes to talk nonsense, where do you know that the green bird will care about these after understanding, this is not happy and sad.
"Wang, Wang, woo." It's a fool like you who often doesn't distinguish between right and wrong, and Han Yun is so angry that he storms the stupid dog.
Xin Jie was the first to lose his voice and read all the jokes of his dog, and took out his mobile phone to shoot with great interest, and said cheekily that this is a historic scene, and if you make a mistake after recording it, you will show Qiqi a long memory.
A bird and a dog seem to be in a conversation, but the fierce appearance of lemon fried wings is vividly expressed, and everyone can't help laughing, and the slightly undulating heart before was instantly healed by this pair of birds and dogs.
"Wang, Wang." Han Yun was still teaching the stupid dog a lesson like no one over there, and scolded the other party for what was in his head, he didn't even have the most basic common sense, what was the use of growing such a big dog head, it was just a pig's brain!
"Woohoo." The husky replied slightly, he is not a pig but an authentic dog with the blood of a wolf, the pig is so stupid that he is not a pig, so sad, why does the owner stand and not help, he will see the joke.
"Hoop roar." Dare to say that you are not stupid, pigs are smarter than you, comparing you with pigs is simply insulting pigs, pigs' IQ is much higher than yours, pigs will not go with people before no one gives them food, what about you, don't you have long forgotten your surname!
"Wang, hmm." No, the more you open your mouth, the more you are beaten, and the husky no longer speaks and knows how to close her mouth interestingly.
"Whew." In the future, I will see if you dare to go casually with strangers, if it weren't for me this time, you would have been able to live until now, Han Yun, who was on the verge of a flash flood, beat and scolded.
"Wangwang." Dare to argue with me here, I think you are cowardly, if you don't go to the house for three days, sooner or later you will have to be pitted by your own stupidity to the point that there are no bones left, and it will become a meal in the eyes of others.
The more the husky listened, the more frightened they became, whimpering with their tails between their legs, and it was a little unbearable to hear the flood of sympathy.
"Woohoo." Whoa, remember that you owe me a life, and if I see you doing something reckless without a long mind, I'll pluck the dog hair off your body, and see if you still have your face to hang out. After venting, the panic and resentment that had accumulated in my heart were completely released, and I was tired of fighting, so I jumped on the coffee table and drank water.
"I'm hungry, I'm going to get some for Lemon and Kiki, which of you are still hungry?" Mrs. Su saw that the lemon was much better, and only then did she remember this stubble, and it was more than two o'clock in the morning in the middle of the night, and the birds and dogs who had been running around all night should be hungry.
"Eat all the food and go to sleep, if you can't sleep, lie down and say, I will send you to the best pet hospital for a physical examination early tomorrow morning, and the police station will probably have to go to the police station tomorrow." The old man has experienced a lot of things and knows what is going on.
Xin Jie thanked the old man, took the food handed by Mrs. Su, fed his own Qiqi to eat, looked at the delicious Qiqi and lemons, and the whole heart was able to return to its place, the focus was still on the lemon, and the parrot was most likely to get depression, and he didn't want to see the lemon suffer because of Qiqi. Fortunately, it's good to be able to lose your temper.
Han Yun is indeed much better, there is still a little shadow left in his heart, he has palpitations about what happened at night, he doesn't dare to sleep alone, and pounces on Duan Mingzhan to ask to sleep together, someone can better feel a sense of security and wholehearted care when he is around.
Everyone was very tired in order to find the dog, so they went back to their rooms to rest, acquiescing to Lemon's abnormal behavior, hoping that Lemon would be able to completely return to normal tomorrow.
Xin Jie, who couldn't sleep, stroked Qiqi's beaten head, while looking through his mobile phone to surf the Internet, suddenly remembered the video he had just taken, and moved his fingers to upload it to the Internet.
Not long after, some netizens commented below, Xin Jie stared at Qiqi and fell asleep, turned his head to look at his phone, and the comments had reached the twentieth floor.
Netizen A said: "What is the parrot in the video crazy, why do you use its wings to fan the husky?" ”
Netizen B said: "It looked funny at first glance, but when I looked at it again, I found that I was, how hard the parrot slapped the big dog's mouth, and actually fanned the big dog to scream, begging for popular science." ”
Netizen C said: "The video won't be synthetic, there haven't been a few photos in the past two years that are really all PS, can you still let people watch it!" ”
Netizen Ding said: "The parrot is so crazy, our unit has a family in the same room, unlike this one, what mistake did that big dog make to be beaten?" ”
Netizen E said: "It won't be a script deliberately written by the landlord to induce the parrot to do this, it's too inhumane, although both parties are pets, they can't be posed by the landlord." ”
Netizens have said: "The big dog looks so pitiful, that parrot is too bad, I want to issue a claim, and give the big dog a fair." ”
Netizen Geng said: "Erha sometimes makes a little cheap, but maybe the parrot will cause the other party's bombardment, if the video is not fake." ”
The comments downstairs have been crooked, and there are many people who apply for parrots, Xin Jie flipped through them and didn't explain that with the imagination of netizens, I don't know what to make up.
Xin Jie explained below: "The dog did something wrong, and the parrot that was almost killed lost its life, and also injured one side of the flight feather, and the right wing was missing a piece of air leakage, which limited the ability to fly at high altitudes, don't look at the parrot's fierce appearance, the life of the parrot dog is gone, and it may become a dish in his mouth." ”
As soon as this remark came out, many netizens were confused, what is this talking about, it doesn't seem to match at all, don't be a nonsense made up by the landlord.
Many netizens questioned that Xin Jie just wanted to tell the story of his dog loss and justify the name of the hero who acted bravely, and some netizens broke the news and posted the revelation of finding the dog that he had posted everywhere.
Netizens asked: "The husky on the landlord is the one in the video, right?" It's good to find it. ”
Xin Jie replied with a thank you, confirmed that the two were the same one, and said that his dog was stolen and the neighbor's parrot went to find it, please don't misunderstand.
Some netizens came out to correct their names, the thing of losing the dog is true, and the scene of the husky in the video letting the parrot beat and scold is not like a parent teaching children?
Only then did netizens understand that they had changed their direction, saying that they wanted to raise the same parrot, and their irritable and angry appearance was too cute.
Xin Jie looked at the topic downstairs and deviated, smiled, closed his phone, lay down, closed his eyes and recuperated, how should he repay this great favor of lemon, as if the other party lacked nothing.
Fell asleep unconsciously, everyone generally got up late the next morning, Han Yun slept beautifully and didn't even have nightmares, and after waking up, he was refreshed and returned to his previous liveliness.
What can I do, I am glad that I am alive and well, as for witnessing the murder scene, I only watched it as a TV series, and in retrospect, I suddenly felt that it was no big deal, and there was no hurdle that I couldn't get over after the mood was released.
At the dinner table, everyone was observing the lemons, and even the beaten huskies came to join in the fun, and Han Yun couldn't let people eat anymore!
"Look at what, I have flowers on my face." Nibbling on his favorite mango, his eyes rolled and looked back.
"Nothing." Everyone retracted their gaze in unison, with a relaxed smile on their faces, the lemon is still the lemon, it's good to be back.
Be all abroad! Han Yun eats hard, he consumed too much yesterday, so he has to make up for it today, and by the way, he has to go to the pet hospital, he hates that place the most, but he can't help but go, he is so annoyed.
"Stay for a formal lunch." The old man said to Xin Jie, "It's true to make up for both of them and rejuvenate them." ”
"Okay." Xin Jie agreed, and after eating, he took the two of them to the pet hospital for a full body examination with Duan Mingzhan.
Han Yun was impatiently examined by the doctor with gloves over and over again, but it didn't take long for him, but it seemed like a long time had passed for him, and when the doctor stopped, he immediately flew into Duan Mingzhan's arms.
"Everything is normal, the physique and coat color are good, keep it up." The doctor took off his gloves and smiled and reached out to touch the parrot in the other's arms.
Han Yun, who was already impatient, turned his head and opened his mouth to bite when he saw this scene, there was no end, the uncle was not good-tempered, like that Erha, as long as he touched his hair, he was excited to find the north, and he would kiss anyone.
Seeing that Lemon stretched his neck and opened his mouth again, making an obvious attack gesture, Duan Mingzhan hurriedly stepped back, avoiding the doctor's outstretched hand, and smiled apologetically, "Lemon is more afraid of life." "I'm angry all my life to catch whoever bites whom, plus what happened yesterday, and only when I can be in a good mood can I have a ghost.
"Nothing." The doctor withdrew his hand naturally without feeling embarrassed, "Birds have a normal temper, and like humans, they express their joy and anger. ”
"Lemon's weight, is it normal?" Even if he was holding it, Duan Mingzhan could feel the tangible weight, and he finally came to the hospital once, and it was more reassuring to ask clearly.
"The weight of each bird is different, I think your compromise should belong to the general compromise, whether it is length or weight is more weighty than the ordinary compromise, you don't have to worry about this, the bird is not sick and everything is normal, the difference in weight is not a concern."
"I'm talking about the largest Australian eclectic, with a body length of 38-40cm, if you are interested, you can look up this breed on the Internet." The doctor kindly reminded, "can eat and live without illness means healthy, blindly ask for a certain standard is unrealistic, do not reduce the bird because its weight exceeds the normal range, the bird has a sense of hunger and satiety should eat as much as you want, that will have an impact on the health of the bird." ”
"I know, thank you, doctor." Duan Mingzhan said in his heart that he dared to deduct the lemon's rations, it was strange if he didn't blow up his hair and shout, the little guy's irritable index has never increased.
The doctor's last sentence Han Yun likes to listen, he is barely a good doctor with more common sense and not rigid, and if he is happy next time, he can let the other party touch it for free, provided that he will really come next time.
Xin Jie bought some canned meat and dog food, Qiqi was checked to have nothing wrong, but he was in the stage of growing his body and needed to supplement some additional nutrients, so he bought some dog food and vitamins to bring back with him on the recommendation of the doctor.
Looking at Xin Jie, who was in a big bag, Duan Mingzhan, who was empty-handed, checked the lemon in his arms and asked, "What do you want to eat, why don't we go back and buy some more?" "The pet hospital not only treats diseases and sells common medicines, but also sells many brands of pet rations.
"Who's going to eat that!" Nourishing pills Han Yun only ate it twice and rarely touched it again, the colorful advertisement of how nutritious it is for the bird, how much better it is for the bird, there are so many pigments in it, will there be a problem if you eat too much, who can say for sure, the bird is not like himself, Han Yun rarely eats synthetic bird food except for normal nuts and grains, for the sake of his own health, no one has to specialize in studying whether there are other things in the synthetic bird food, and there is no control standard for pet rations in China, what if there are brands that are imported, cars and decks, is there no bird food.
"Then what do you want to eat, except meat." I just ate it two days ago, and I can't indulge Lemon Hu anymore, Duan Mingzhan strictly controls it and doesn't give Lemon a chance.
"Mango, mangosteen, bara, pineapple, passion fruit." Han Yun wants to taste the fruits that are rarely eaten, and although he also wants to eat meat, it is too greasy to eat in the summer, so it is better to eat something light.
"Okay." Duan Mingzhan happily agreed, got in the car and stopped when he passed by the supermarket, and went in to buy the fruit that Lemon asked for.
Han Yun didn't follow, there was an air conditioner in the car, and he was a little lazy, plus Xin Jie was not allowed to enter the supermarket with a dog, so as half of the owner, he should stay with the guests.
"Lemon likes to eat mango so much, so let's just call it mango." Xin Jie reached out and tentatively touched the hair of Lemon's head, ready to be rejected.
"The mango is soft." Han Yun stretched his neck and generously asked Xin Jie to scratch it twice, he had to take a bath when he went back, and he had to wash it once he went in the hospital, and the loss was not very frequent, what should he do if he didn't wash his bald hair?
"You're squishy too." Cute little guy, Xin Jie sighed that such a smart parrot, Duan Mingzhan was really lucky to be able to buy it.
It's not a soft ball for girls! Han Yun did not refute it, he always had to maintain a reserved posture in front of outsiders, and he had to have a degree of refinement.
Duan Mingzhan, who was shopping, came back soon, the car started again, and he returned home after a while, without opening his mouth with lemons Duan Mingzhan consciously took the other party to take a bath, the little guy had a habit of cleanliness, and beckoned Xin Jie to take a shower for Qiqi together.
The guests and hosts had a meal at noon, Xin Jie planned to take Qiqi back, but he had already disturbed the Duan family for a long time, and the work in the photo studio was not over.
Qiqi wants to go with his master, a little reluctant, in addition to the delicious food, and then the green bird who always looks at himself unpleasantly, he knows where he is wrong after being beaten, and the two of them are also considered to have shared hardships and hardships, and the previous unpleasantness was written off, and he secretly praised himself for his generosity.
"Wow, hmm." Have time to play together! Qiqi left a message with the green bird before leaving, and he was no longer angry with the green bird.
"Wangwang." Who likes to play with you, where is it cool, Han Yun didn't pour cold water on face, and ignored the stupid dog's overtures.
"Whew." I'm so sad, aren't we friends, how can we hurt our fragile glass heart every time, the husky snorted aggrievedly.
I vomit! Han Yun was almost disgusted to death by the stupid dog's words, "Wangwang." "You're a male and a little manly, can't you, pretend to be a girly glass heart, I can't stand it!
The husky, who was ruthlessly buried, sniffed and turned his head and ran out of the door, it was going to break up with the green bird, did you say that dog, nasty guy!
"Kiki, wait." Xin Jie, who was careless and was dumped by the dog first, reluctantly chased him out, knowing that he should buy a new chain to tie it up.