Chapter 6 Awesome but not pretending, like a brocade at night
Bi Renjian was directly stunned, and it took a while to come back to his senses, he was so angry that he jumped like thunder, pointed at Liu Ming tremblingly, and roared angrily:
"What a guts! Insult the teacher in public! How did you learn the Student Code? ”
"Student rules?"
Liu Ming retorted unceremoniously: "Have you learned the teacher's code?" Article 1 of the Teacher's Code of Conduct is to set an example for students and set an example for others. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info you don't let us smoke on the one hand, and on the other hand swallow clouds and spit fog in your own class, this is called being a teacher? ”
Bi Renjian was choked, in addition to his position as the head of teaching, he also served as a physics teacher in several classes, and indeed occasionally smoked half a cigarette in class during the students' quizzes, the principal said that he had been reprimanded several times, but this was the first time he was reprimanded by a student in person.
"Third, patiently and meticulously do a good job in students' ideological work, so that they can establish a correct world outlook, outlook on life, and values."
Liu Ming was like a treasure, and he actually handy the original text of the teacher's code and sneered: "Someone saw your car at the gate of the Gaoshen Club last week, you want to say that you lent the car to others, right?" Your own three views are ruined, are you qualified to teach and educate people? ”
Hush......
There was an uproar in the classroom, the Gaoshen Club is a famous red light district in Dalian, and the matter of Bi Slut was spread by word of mouth among the students, but no one dared to make it so public.
Bi Renjian's face turned pale, he took a deep breath and rushed directly into the classroom, as if he wanted to pull Liu Ming out.
Syllable!
Liu Ming unceremoniously slapped Bi Renjian's hand away, and sneered: "Article 9 of the teacher's code of conduct, we must maintain a normal teacher-student relationship with students, do not eat invitations, do not accept gifts, and reflect the personality charm of teaching by word and deed. Tell me about it, who is the one who is perfunctory in class and runs a tutorial class after class to imply that the whole class participates? ”
The knife is deadly!
The whole class looked at Liu Ming with god-worshipping eyes.
The teacher's code of conduct, it seems that only when entering the school, the principal once read it in public, who can remember it so clearly?
That question, it must be Liu Ming, this kid, memorized this thing early in order to fight Bi Slut, so that he could see blood and seal his throat at a critical moment, and directly sprayed Bi Slut to the ground, so angry that he trembled violently, and almost vomited blood on the spot.
"Bastard student!"
Bi Renjian never thought that there would be students who would dare to be so arrogant, but what he said was the truth that made him irrefutable, and even the rules of other teachers were extremely proficient, which showed that he was careful and well-planned, and it was completely a vicious layout aimed at himself.
I couldn't hold it anymore, raised my slap high, and shut up this crazy student first, and then talked about it slowly.
But before his slap fell, I saw a weird smile on the corner of Liu Ming's mouth, muttering something that he didn't know, and then fell into the air.
Bang!
Liu Ming fell so abruptly that no one even had time to help him, and his body slammed into the edge of the desk and then fell to the ground, unconscious.
"You...... Don't think that you can threaten the teacher by pretending to be crazy and stupid, self-harming and self-harming! ”
Bi Renjian shouted angrily.
But Liu Ming couldn't hear all this, and no one could hear the last words he chanted.
"This wine has a lot of stamina......"
Three days later, the hospital.
Liu Ming was in a daze, as if he heard the voice of his mother Chen Yuehua, and asked anxiously: "Doctor, ...... my child's brain examination?"
"There shouldn't be any problems, but you may have heard that medicine is basically a forbidden area for the human brain now, and sometimes medical devices that can't detect problems may not be absolutely healthy. Therefore, whether there is a mental illness or not, it is necessary to wait for him to wake up for further observation and diagnosis. ”
I rubbed and treated me like a snake spirit sick? That's not going to work!
Liu Ming doesn't remember what he did at all, he only has the impression that he drank a bottle of osmanthus wine in the school bathroom, and then when he became conscious, he just lay here.
Listening to my mother's tone, I seem to have caused some trouble, what did I do?
tried to recall, but that memory was still blank, but Liu Ming quickly startled himself.
This...... What the heck!
The first thing that comes to mind is a set of teacher rules.
Article 1 and Article 2...... Until the last seventeenth, all of them are extremely clear, and they are more profound than those knowledge points that are hard to learn and memorize every day.
it? It couldn't be this bottle of wine that crossed me from a student to a teacher, right?
Liu Ming's eyes didn't open in a hurry, he tried to use his brain again, and then the huge flow of information that appeared out of thin air in his brain completely stunned him, and he didn't even dare to open his eyes, not knowing if the world he was about to face was still the one he was familiar with.
Language: In March and May in three or five years, the poor glass of wine has not been dissipated......
I think I've read this poem once, how can I remember it so clearly now?
History: After the end of the Franco-Prussian War in 1870, France once again restored the republican system, and once established the first proletarian **** regime in the history of the world from March 18 to May 28, 1871......
This seems to be the knowledge point of the Paris Commune, which can be used for the memory in Mao's mind now, compared to the textbook?
English: invalid, eligible, radiant......
I have all these words? It seems that my English level is not spicy, so awesome!
Liu Ming suddenly became excited, it seemed that the bottle of osmanthus fairy brew was not drunk in vain after all.
Except for a fragment in the middle, I don't know what I did, it seems that my memory is no longer what it used to be!
Hahahaha!
What could be more exhilarating for liberal arts students than a memory boost?
Although there are only about 100 days left before the college entrance examination, with the memory of the current rebellion, what is there to fear!
Liu Ming opened his eyes excitedly and shouted, "Dad, Mom, what time is it?" ”
"Ah, Daming, you're awake!"
Liu Ming's father, Liu Shanyou, hurriedly came to the bed and asked with concern: "How do you feel now, is there anything uncomfortable?" ”
"I don't have anything."
Liu Ming got up from the hospital bed and said, "Hurry back to school, I'm almost late......"
Late?
Mother Chen Yuehua smiled bitterly: "You have been lying here for three days, today, February 18th, Thursday." You've just woken up, take an extra day's rest, there's no rush at school. ”
Hold the grass!
Liu Ming couldn't help but be speechless, this bottle of wine made him drunk for three days?
Oh, my God!
If I remember correctly, Teacher Meng Xiaohong said that there will be an exam on Thursday.
Now my memory is suddenly awesome, how can I do it if I don't pretend to be forced quickly.
Awesome but not pretending, like brocade clothes walking at night.
For the senior party, the best mode of pretending to be forced is the wave of exam results.
From a small transparent with mediocre grades, he instantly transformed into a super invincible student, and he was a little excited just thinking about it.
Liu Ming took off the hospital gown, put on the school uniform in more than ten seconds, and ran away by himself.
Liu Shanyou and Chen Yuehua looked at each other, and after a long while, they cautiously probed:
"Our son...... Is it really okay? ”