"God love, you're going to die, and you're smoking my cigarettes again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xie Tianai held a lady's cigarette between his fingers, stood on the side of the bed, heard the cry and looked sideways at his best friend who had just come out of the bathroom, his eyes crossed her fair face, like a jade neck, and stayed on her full upper circumference for a second or two, her red lips moved slightly.

The voice was as crisp as a lark, as if in the hot summer, after drinking a sip of a cold drink, the whole body was indescribably comfortable.

"Sister Na, remember to call me next time you take a bath, let's go together!"

Anna gave Xie Tianai a blank look, and she walked to the window in a bathrobe, reaching out and pinching Xie Tianai's face.

"Say, I've only been on a business trip for a week, and you've come back like a different person.

A sister for a lifetime, what can't you say? ”

The smile on Xie Tianai's face stiffened for a moment, shook his head and pretended to be aggrieved: "Everyone else's body is ...... by you Anyway, I won't marry you, and I won't marry me. ”

"Begging for a beating!"

After arguing with his best friend Anna for a while, Xie Tianai was heartless on the surface, but in fact he was in torment inside.

The body is a girl, and the soul is a straight man!

You guessed it right, Xie Tianai was originally a straight man, a dead house, and he has been single for 20 years......

A week ago, his name was Xie Tian, and he used WeChat to shake out a "goblin", eating men and women, and it was night, and he naturally came to a chain hotel......

Xie Tian vaguely remembers that the "goblin" was drunk and crazy, saying that her boyfriend was messing with her best friend, and she wanted revenge.

After suffering and thanking God, he tossed for a night, and he didn't fall asleep until dawn.

After waking up, the gender and the name have changed.

Luckily, my best friend Anna is on a business trip.

Thank God, no, it should be called Xie Tianai, she has plenty of time to adjust to her new identity and "big aunt......

"Tianai, are you taking advantage of my absence to touch yourself every night?"

Self/Touch?

Sister Na is so dirty!

Although what Anna said was the truth, Xie Tianai dared to admit it, shook her head and waved her hand to deny it.

Anna gestured with her hands on her chest, and saw Xie Tianai staring at her, and said angrily: "Okay, believe it or not, beat your ass?" ”

Xie Tianai nodded, and didn't forget to get up and shake the ****, Anna almost laughed.

It's only been a week, and thank God Ai has become more cheerful, she couldn't afford to make such jokes before.

Rather than the introverted thanksgiving goddess, Anna prefers to be cheerful and able to joke at this time, and there will be a lot of joy in the future, and my cigarettes will suffer.

Tianai this stinky girl, shouldn't she be spoiled by me, see her skillful movements, and she doesn't smoke once or twice.

"God love, my sister smokes for the tedious work of socializing, you are not allowed to smoke in the future, it hurts your skin too much!"

Thank God Ai is not aware of this?

Even if she is delicate and beautiful and white-skinned, she can't stand not caring for her body.

"Sister Na, I promise not to smoke if you quit smoking!"

Anna glared at Xie Tianai, got up and patted her on the head, "I can't say you, when I change my clothes, let's go shopping, and pick out a few sets of underwear for you."

You are still developing, you can't be big or small, and the most important thing is to be suitable. ”

Buy Nenene?

Xie Tianai touched the door of her head, she and Anna could easily appear in her brain, drowning in the boutique of Nenei, would there be leopard print, black silk, love/fun?

There should probably be "female compatriots" in the store.

I'm looking forward to it!

Xie Tianai got up and walked quickly after Anna's back, shouting in his mouth: "Change clothes? Sister Na, I'll help you! ”

Bang dang!

"Sample, don't think that my sister doesn't know what you're planning, just wait."

Xie Tianai's fingers drew circles on the door, Sister Na's bathrobe in the house must have fallen to the ground, will she wear a professional white-collar outfit or a skirt?

Wouldn't Sister Na's big white legs in a skirt be cheaper for those stinky men?

Xie Tianai shook her head speechlessly, what she thinks now is that her soul is a straight man.

"Sister Na, it's very hot outside, remember to wear a skirt!"

Before he could finish speaking, the door opened.

Xie Tianai's black and white eyes widened, and the cherry mouth opened slightly, and Anna smiled when she saw her stupid look.

Smile and be happy!

Laugh at the city!

Sister Na is so beautiful, no, I can't let those stinky men bully, she is mine.

"My Tianai is more beautiful than my sister, and she has a great figure, let's go!"

Anna is tall and fair-skinned, and when she went shopping, she deliberately chose a white skirt with a skirt on her thighs, Xie Tianai looked at the pair of white and flawless long legs, and couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

"Stinky Nizi, play hooligan, beg for a beating!"

Xie Tianai swallowed her saliva, her hands itched for a while, and she was close to Anna, and the ghost of her hand appeared on Anna's lap.

She swears she drips on purpose!

Thank Tianai constantly telling herself that although she has the body of a goddess and a beautiful face, she will never forget that her soul belongs to a straight man!

Both of them are pure natural beauties, and there is no need to waste time on makeup when they change their clothes.

When he went out, Xie Tianai took the initiative to put his arm around Anna, and his palm inadvertently touched Anna's softness.

Anna glared at Xie Tianai, as if to say: Stinky girl, eat sister tofu again!

Xie Tianai just wanted to reply, and the elevator door opened.

"Oh, I'll go, hello beauties, please come in!"

Thank God Ai Liu Ye raised his eyebrows slightly, and there was only one person in the elevator.

The man looks like he is in his twenties, with studs on his ears, local tyrant gold on his head, a thick gold chain, and a deliberately cut hole in his pants.

"Wait a minute!"

Anna grabbed Xie Tianai and motioned for her eyes not to get on the elevator.

Luck so good?

As soon as I went out, I was met by an elevator hooligan.

"The other elevator is broken, I can still eat you in the daytime."

The ruffian looked at Anna Harmony with Tianai defiantly, but his heart was already happy.

The best!

Tsk, the twenty-fourth floor, next time I bring my brothers together, maybe I can meet again.

There is surveillance in the elevator, and it is daytime, and the man does not dare to be too presumptuous, but he has already planned in his heart, drink some wine after dark, and come here to squat.

"Ah!"

Xie Tianai comforted and pulled the reluctant Anna to the elevator.

Anna stared at the number of floors beating in the elevator, still feeling a blazing gaze staring at her.

Xie Tianai and Anna were attached to the side of the elevator, the man stood next to Anna, the floor reached the thirteenth floor, the speed slowed down, and when the elevator was about to open, Anna's body trembled, and instinctively approached Xie Tianai.

Anna's abnormality, Xie Tianai felt it, and looked sideways at the man, who smiled and raised his head proudly.

The soul is light, dare to eat my sister Na's tofu!

Xie Tianai and Anna changed positions, Anna didn't want to, but she couldn't screw Xie Tianai, changed positions, and the elevator door opened again.

A pungent smell of perfume greeted me, and a woman with heavy makeup walked in.

"I'm on the elevator, I miss you, the elevator is slow and I jump off the building, you can catch me!"

After hanging up the phone, the woman with heavy makeup opened the bag, and when she bowed her head, Xie Tianai's hand gently pinched the woman's buttocks.

"Eat Lao Niang's tofu!"

The woman with heavy makeup turned her head sharply and looked, there were four people in the elevator, and the only man was covered in ruffians.

"Sister, she did it!"

The man pointed to the culprit Xie Tianai, and said in an affirmative tone.

The woman with heavy makeup snorted coldly, and the elevator opened.

"The beauty wants to pit her brother, and the heat is almost there."

"We'll see you at night, twenty-four floors!"

The woman with heavy makeup took the lead to leave, and the man did not forget to open his mouth and threaten in a low voice, Xie Tianai did not squeak, thinking that Lao Tzu was afraid that you would not be a master.

Outside the building, I saw a woman with heavy makeup standing next to a middle-aged man, and two strong men in bald suits standing behind.

Seeing everyone come out, the woman with heavy makeup pointed at the man and scolded.

"Dead ghost, it's him, eating other people's tofu on the elevator, spreading your face to the ground, and I won't live anymore."

The man was saddened.

Xie Tianai held back a smile and pulled Anna away quickly, out of the community, got into the car, and the two couldn't stop laughing in the car.

What the heck?

The emotionless voice of a female machine suddenly sounded in his mind, making the expression on Xie Tianai's cheeks extremely rich.

Fiction fans like him naturally know what the female mechanical voice in his head means.

As if winning the jackpot, Xie Tianai in a state of ecstasy smacked Anna the cheek.