Sophia is artificial intelligence, sloppy does not exist in people's homes, the car is intact from the inside out, and the outer layer of soil has been washed by Sophia, and now the body is really shiny. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

There was so much water that I couldn't go, but fortunately, Sophia carried the car to the highway with the current, and no one cared if those people were trapped by the current, anyway, they were quite rich, and it shouldn't be difficult to call for help. The old lady is now amazed by Sophia, the key is that Sophia's hand is too cool, what immersive 3D glasses, and this word is more than all scum.

"Girl, otherwise you come to my house, I tell you that my house has a lot of delicious food, and I will definitely not treat you badly!" Seeing that Gu Tai kept tempting Sophia with various conditions, Wu Yi said depressedly: "When I said that you dug the foot of the wall and found no one, you ignored me too much, right?" "Who dug the corner, it's a pity that such a capable girl marries you!"

Then he began to tempt Sophia, "Really, I'll find you a handsome guy, my relatives are not all bad guys, there are also handsome guys, why don't you go with me to see?" Sophia couldn't help but say, "I'm not going back, I'm going to be with my Oni-chan!" The old lady said depressedly: "I heard you say what kind of sauce is Ernie sauce?" Shall I have someone do it for you? ”

This old lady is so cute, she went out in the morning, and now it's dark, although she ate a meal of roasted whole sheep, but she can't stand the amount of activity, and Wu is hungry again. "Grandma Gu, are you hungry, why don't we eat something?" The old lady patted her stomach and said, "Don't say it, I usually don't feel hungry when I eat one meal a day, but I have a good appetite with you today, you can watch it, grandma, I listen to you." ”

The car finally stopped at the door of a small noodle restaurant, Tang Seng looked at the tattered signboard and said disdainfully: "Lao Wu didn't say you, you still have more than 10 million in your arms, you invite us to eat noodles?" "You know a fart, who told you that there is good food in the big hotel? I'm not bragging to you, the noodles in this place are better than shark fin and abalone! ”

The old lady smiled and said, "Then you must try it, but if it is not delicious, don't blame grandma for beating you!" Sophia helped the old grandmother and said, "Don't listen to him, he is an iron rooster, I guess he has made another mistake, if it weren't for one of our friends, she would have cooked a meal that was full of color and flavor!" "Really? Then I don't have a mouthful..."

Wu Yi was about to go inside, Huang Mei raised his chin and asked, "Isn't that a rainy car, why is it here?" Wu Ill looked at it and it was true, the car was collected by Aunt Wang after she got her bicycle away, and she was going to ride it herself, but Xia Yu came to buy a bottle, and she gave it to her after seeing her turn around one step at a time.

It's impossible to admit that the half-blue paint on it is still Wu Zhi's own right, and most people don't have such rough craftsmanship. "Maybe she's also eating here, let's go in and eat together, this girl is too good at living every day." Huang Mei shrugged and walked in without saying anything.

The sign of this noodle shop is a little broken, but the inside is quite tidy, the ground and tables are cleaned spotlessly, but the walls have been yellowed for a long time. Tang Seng has already found a seat, the table in the noodle restaurant is too small to sit so many people, the two tables are almost the same together, Tang Seng did just that.

"Did you order?" Wu Yi asked. The old lady said: "We are not familiar with this place, you brought it, of course you want to order food, and you have to blame us when you turn around and order something that is not delicious." Wu Yi smiled and said: "Then you just wait to eat delicious, the beef noodles and kung pao chicken here are particularly delicious, you can be careful later, don't swallow your tongue together, the waiter ordered!" ”

"Brother Wu?" "Xiaoyu, why are you here?" Xia Yu smiled and said, "The clinic is on holiday, I am working here now, you came here to eat?" "Do you believe me when I said I came to see you?" Xia Yu was accustomed to Wu Ai's ridicule and said, "What do you want to eat, I'll ask for it for you." "Five bowls of beef noodles, two large bottles of soda, Kung Pao chicken..."

After Xia Yu left, the old lady said with an unkind face: "Men don't have a good thing!" Wu Yi said aggrievedly: "What are you talking about, aren't you just saying hello to her?" "You think I can't see it, you kid must have taken a fancy to someone, my old man also found a small one after he was rich, and I was honest when I almost hacked to death with a kitchen knife, you kid won't also eat from the bowl and look at the pot, right?" The crowd was chilled.

The old lady's slanted eyes made Wu Yi tremble, and hurriedly said: "Don't cut me with a knife, I have been a bachelor for twenty-eight years, and it will be twenty-nine years!" Tang Seng said ill-intentionedly: "Old lady, Wu Yi lied to you, Huang Mei is his girlfriend!" "A bald donkey doesn't have a good thing! The old lady is not the master who has cut the old man with a kitchen knife, and her eyes are full of goosebumps.

hurriedly explained: "You can't listen to his nonsense, Huang Mei and I are fooling my parents, it doesn't count, right? Inadvertently glanced at Huang Mei, Wu was almost choked to death by saliva, Huang Mei actually wiped his tears and said: "He is a negative man, I have been with him for three years, and he is still looking for women outside all day long, and when he sees someone, he tells them that he is single, I am wronged!" ”

Naked framed! Wu Yi screamed in his heart, he must be beaten today, didn't he see that the old lady's hand with chopsticks was trembling, I don't know when it will be smashed. Now I know that these three bastards are all at the level of Oscar winners and actresses, Huang Mei is sobbing in a low voice, Wu Xingyun glanced at Wu Yi and comforted Huang Mei, Tang Seng is also disgusting with the same enemy.

Just when the old lady's chopsticks were about to be raised, Sophia, who had been drinking tea quietly, said: "Ernie sauce and Sister Huang Mei are fake couples." Just this sentence saved Wu from illness. Huang Mei didn't cry anymore, Wu Xingyun and Tang Seng all pretended to be fine, and the old lady said to Huang Mei angrily: "How can you girl cry so much, I have to fight with Xiao Wu!" ”

"Hehe, isn't this a joke with you, come and I'll pick up the noodles for you, it's really fragrant!" Wu Yi saw that Xia Yu was about to leave, and said, "Xiaoyu sit down and eat some together, right?" Xia Yu shook his head: "No, I still have to go in and wash the dishes, you eat well." With that, he went in. Wu Xingyun sighed: "Xia Yu is too hard, as for it?" "She also has a younger brother and a younger sister at home who want to go to school, can she not fight!"

Tang Seng took the wine and said: "Let's eat, it's a big deal, I'll call another one for Xia Yu, Lao Wu, let's go one!" Gu Tai, who was eating noodles, couldn't help but say, "Master, are you really okay with drinking and eating meat?" Tang Seng said with a smile: "Didn't Jigong say that the old man said, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is sitting in his heart, which is not in the way!" "Do you think that's right?"

"I think it's a fart, the Jigong family is the reincarnation of the dragon Arhat, they have become Buddhas, how can they love it, can ordinary monks compare with others!" The old lady was stunned and said, "Then do you know that you still drink wine and eat meat?" Tang Seng smiled and didn't answer this question: "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables!" "He seems to have a higher status than the dragon descending Arhat, the golden cicada is a disciple of the Buddha, and the dragon descending Arhat is an official position, and there is no comparison.

While I was eating, I heard the sound of something breaking inside, and then there was the shouting and scolding of fox spirits and sluts. Wu Yi and Tang Seng hurriedly went in to check. I saw a woman who was only one meter five tall, with a fat face and a thick layer of powder, and a small pile of plate fragments in front of Xia Yu's feet.

"What's going on?" Wu Yi asked. Xia Yu was so aggrieved that she shed tears and didn't speak, and the woman was like she hadn't seen Wu Yi, and between the upper and lower sausage mouths, countless foul words blurted out. Tang Seng couldn't help but say: "Auntie, can you stop talking first...", "Who is your dead bald donkey called, auntie, the old lady is only thirty years old, and there is no nephew like you!" ”

Tang Seng's face turned black in an instant, he didn't quarrel with this woman, but he hated talking to this kind of person at a low price! Xia Yu kept crying no matter what Wu Yi said, and the woman next to her was extremely scathing, like spraying dung, Wu Yi's ears seemed to be quacking like thousands of ducks, and his head was about to explode!

"You're squeaking and killing you!" Wu Yi burst out and punched the door frame, and the wooden door frame was instantly recessed. The fat woman was frightened by Wu Ill's punch, and immediately didn't dare to make a sound, the fat cook inside called Wu Ill to dare to do it, "Bang Dang", the huge bone chopping knife chopped into the vegetable mound, and yelled: "You ** cub don't look at what place this is, dare to spread wild here in grandpa, you are tired!" ”

Wu Yi snatched the kitchen knife with his hand, and no one could see how Wu Yi did it, and the fat cook shook his head until he saw that the knife in Wu Yi's hand was a little familiar, and then he took out another one from under the case, but he was already a little panicked: "Don't be too crazy, you kid, the police station is next street, and I am very familiar with their director!" "The appearance of the stubble is self-evident.

Wu Yi looked at him with a sneer, and with two hands breaking the kitchen knife, the bone chopping knife made of pig iron with a thickness of two centimeters actually made him bend it, and the last crisp sound turned into two sections. Whether it's a fat woman or a fat cook, they were all stunned by Wu Yi's hand, is this still a human being? Is this the strength of a human being?

Just when everyone was pausing for Wu Ai's huge thinking, Xia Yu, who had been crying with his head down, suddenly ran out. "Grass! Old Tang, you go home first, I'll chase the summer rain, don't wait for me! Wu's voice is still echoing in his ears, and the person has disappeared (to be continued.) )