19.Chapter 19: All liars
You want to pull me into the gang, I don't have any other thoughts, Chen and Luo Xiaoxi have their own ghosts, and they work very tacitly to get closer to each other. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
A roaring charcoal fire was lit in the courtyard, and eighteen sparrows were lined up on the charcoal fire, gradually releasing an enticing fragrance.
And Luo Xiaoxi was not idle, he didn't know where to take out two bottles of Fengxiang Daqu, cut a few salted duck eggs in the kitchen, and then sat on the steps with a stool, holding his face with both hands and looking at Lin Chen who was concentrating demurely.
If the time is not half past two in the morning, it is a very warm picture.
Eighteen sparrows also consumed a lot of Lin Chen's divine thoughts, although because the divine doctor treasure box was promoted to the mimic, Lin Chen's divine thought recovery speed and divine thought base have increased significantly, but because the treatment of congenital heart disease for Lin Qingqing yesterday was almost exhausted, although after four or five hours of recovery, it was only half recovered.
Eighteen barbecue circles were drawn, and the divine thought value of Lin Chen's spiritual world dropped to the bottom again.
However, thinking that he could coax Luo Xiaoxi to open his mind with barbecue sparrows, it was worth consuming some divine thoughts.
At half past three in the morning, the sparrows were finally roasted, each one was shiny, the skin was burnt yellow, and the fragrance was fragrant, and Chef Lin Chen's mouth was already full of saliva.
Luo Xiaoxi jumped and took out two large plates from the kitchen, took out the sparrows and put them on the plates, and put them on the coffee table in the living room together with the salted duck eggs and Fengxiang Daqu.
"Husband, your craftsmanship is really good, it really melts in your mouth, and your bones are all crispy!" Luo Xiaoxi couldn't help but clip one, and was full of praise while eating.
Lin Chen approached Luo Xiaoxi, glanced at her snow-white collarbone, and asked with a smile, "For the sake of my wife, I have taken out all the skills to press the bottom of the box...... You see I'm sweating tired from roasting sparrows, is there any reward? ”
Luo Xiaoxi's eyes were confused, and his cheeks were red: "In this way, you fight with me in the bar, if you can fight me, let's discuss what reward to give you!" ”
Lin Chen sniffed the strong aroma of wine on Luo Xiaoxi's body, and his heart jumped wildly, this is obviously a typical opportunity to get drunk to the other party!
Luo Xiaoxi had already drunk a lot of wine in the afternoon, even if she didn't have the two bottles of wine she claimed, she was at least seven or eight percent drunk, don't talk about two bottles of wine now, if you drink two more taels, I'm afraid you will get drunk.
Lin Chen was gearing up, although his original intention was just to check Luo Xiaoxi's body, but to be able to go further and enjoy the tenderness of the beautiful woman, no man would refuse.
Lin Chen unscrewed the wine bottle: "Come, let's have a bottle for each person, blow on the bottle!" ”
Luo Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, and reached out to pat Lin Chen's face: "Little cripple, you can't be too violent, too violent will scare me away!" …… Let me tell you the rules of our drinking! ”
You violent woman, you still talk about rules? Lin Chen asked suspiciously, "What rules?" ”
There are also rules for drinking in the fairy world: everyone is gentle and elegant with a small cup, touches the wall of the cup with each other, and then each looks up and drinks, in order to resolve the embarrassment of being speechless, but also to say: good wine!
Drink with such monotonous rules, and want to tear the clothes of beautiful women, and dream about it!
So of course it won't be such a rule.
Luo Xiaoxi took out a sieve cup from his small bag, lifted the lid and found three dice in it: "Shake the sieve cup, after the dice inside is still, take turns to guess the sum of the three dice points, whoever guesses the points is closest to the actual points, whoever wins, and the loser has to drink!" ”,
It's all a matter of luck, it's fair and easy to understand, and it's easy to stir up the atmosphere!
Lin Chen had already folded his arms happily: "Wife, don't blame me for not telling you, my intuition is very sharp, you can't win such a game at all!" ”
Luo Xiaoxi snorted: "Of course the rules I came up with are what I am best at, husband, these two bottles of wine are yours!" ”
Lin Chen was very confident in his heart, when the dice was shaking, because the points of each side were different, the sound would be slightly different, because of the exercise of divine thoughts, Lin Chen's hearing was many times more sensitive than ordinary people, as long as he observed more and summarized the rules more, he would soon be able to hear the general points.
Even if Luo Xiaoxi's hearing is not bad, Lin Chen is not afraid, it is a big deal to use his divine thoughts to cheat.
In the first game, Lin Chen guessed nine points, which was a very middle point. And Luo Xiaoxi guessed eleven o'clock, and the distance was too large in the middle.
After the sieve cup was opened, the sum of the three dice points was eight, and Lin Chen won the first battle!
Watching Luo Xiaoxi drink a glass of wine, Lin Chen became more confident: Luo Xiaoxi was unlucky in this game, and her sensitivity was not high, and what she said was good at was just bragging.
In the second game, Lin Chen lost.
In the third game, Luo Xiaoxi lost.
Unexpectedly, regardless of the top and bottom, evenly divided, drinking cup by cup into the stomach, Luo Xiaoxi was still drunk, but he was not drunk, but because of the stimulation of winning or losing, his eyes were shining.
And Lin Chen originally wanted to make a quick decision, but he didn't expect to pay more and more attention to winning or losing, and really devoted himself to the game, almost forgetting Luo Xiaoxi's original intention.
If it weren't for half past two or three in the morning, this banquet would be filled with more and more affection for each other, and it seemed to be happy.
A bottle of wine was quickly consumed.
Lin Chen felt a little dizzy in his head, and his legs were also a little numb, this was because he didn't have a good rest at night.
And Luo Xiaoxi was still the same as two or three hours ago, although his face looked even redder, his spirit was still very good.
Lin Chen was secretly surprised, this woman's physical strength was really good!
After drinking half a bottle of the second bottle of wine, Luo Xiaoxi grabbed the mouth of the bottle and said: "I didn't expect that your little lame man is quite lucky, it's all one and a half bottles of wine, we are still evenly divided, if it goes on like this, after drinking two bottles of wine, we can't tell the winner, it's better for us to win or lose in one game!" ”
At this time, the east was already slightly shining, and it was already five o'clock in the morning.
Lin Chen said: "Whoever is afraid of whom, whoever loses will drink this half bottle of wine!" ”
Luo Xiaoxi shook his head: "In the last game, our bets are going to increase, in addition to drinking, we have to add others!" ”
Lin Chen took out nearly three thousand yuan from his pocket: "You said to raise the stakes?" Of course I'm not afraid, sir, is 3,000 yuan enough! ”
Luo Xiaoxi waved his hand and stared at Lin Chen with silky eyes: "...... Husband, you are so confused, what kind of money are you gambling? My bet is special, if I lose, I'll be yours tonight, how about it? ”
Lin Chen's heart beat several times uncompromisingly: "Since this is the case, then I will not be humble!" ”
Luo Xiaoxi stretched out his hand and grabbed Lin Chen's hand again: "Husband, you haven't made a bet yet!" ”
Lin Chen's eyes rolled, and he said righteously: "My bet is also very special, if you lose, I will be yours tonight, whatever you want!" ”
Luo Xiaoxi stretched out his hand and scratched Lin Chen's nose: "Little villain, when I'm a fool...... If you lose, you have to do two things for me from now on, okay? ”
Lin Chen grabbed Luo Xiaoxi's hand with his backhand: "Wife, what's wrong with you?" I promise to cure you! ”
Luo Xiaoxi pushed Lin Chen away: "You're sick!" …… I asked you to help me smash Wang Shanhu's newly opened Shanhu Restaurant, how about it? ”
Lin Chen suddenly realized, the money offensive, the temptation of beauty, in the final analysis, wanted to use himself to deal with Wang Shanhu, his husband screamed very sweetly, but in the end, he just hit his own combat value, but, how could such a little trick succeed in front of this little master?
"Good!" Lin Chen patted his thigh with an awe-inspiring expression: "Isn't it Wang Shanhu, this young master will kill him with a move of his fingers!" ”
Luo Xiaoxi delicately straightened her collar: "...... We have to write down the bets in black and white, or I'm afraid you'll backtrack! ”
Lin Chen's eyes became straightforward: "Okay, I'll go get a pen and paper!" ”
Lin Chen has to practice calligraphy and painting every day to exercise his mind, there are brushes, pens, carbon pens in the study, everything, all kinds of paper are also complete, and after a while, a piece of white paper is spread on the coffee table.
"If you lose this gamble, Luo Xiaoxi will be voluntarily tossed by Lin Chen tonight...... What do you think? Lin Chen's pen was like the wind, and as soon as he finished speaking, a line of upright italic characters appeared on the paper.
"Can you be more gentle...... How can it be written like that? I'm a serious girl! Luo Xiaoxi was very dissatisfied: "Written like this, if Luo Xiaoxi loses the gambling game, then Luo Xiaoxi will be Lin Chen's wife for the rest of his life, and if he regrets it, he will be thundered and will not die!" ”
"Are you really?" Lin Chen was taken aback.
Luo Xiaoxi said indifferently: "How do you know that I will lose?" ”
"And how do you write mine?" Lin Chen asked.
"You write like this, if Lin Chen loses the gambling game, Lin Chen is willing to obey Luo Xiaoxi's dispatch, if he regrets compensating Luo Xiaoxi Xifeng Palace, and goes out and is hit by a car and dies, choked to death by drinking water, choked to death by eating with rice, killed by swimming by water, crushed to death by stones when he goes home and collapses, and killed by lightning when he goes out in the rain!" Luo Xiaoxi said.
"Vicious enough, but I can only die once!"
Soon finished writing the gambling contract, signed and drew each other, pressed the red handprint, and then the two looked at each other and smiled.
This stupid girl! Lin Chen's smile was full of pride: Master, I have a divine thought, and after a night of practice, I have long been familiar with the sound of the dice, as long as I concentrate and consume a little divine thought, I can listen to the points of the excellent son 100% accurately. It's easy to win!
Luo Xiaoxi's smile is also meaningful: This fool, anyway, I swore in front of the God of Creation that my wife is already your wife, so this bet is not a fart. And if you want to win the old lady, that's simply impossible. I have excellent hearing, after more than ten years of practice, I have long been able to listen to the points of excellent sons, and tonight I deliberately lost to you a dozen handfuls, in order to let you relax your vigilance, this last one can win clean, beautiful.
The most important dice guessing activity in the lives of the two of them officially began, and the sky outside was completely brightened at this time.
Lin Chen shook the sieve cup first, listening to the seemingly chaotic sound of the dice in the sieve cup, Luo Xiaoxi showed a confident smile on his face, and said with great certainty: "Seventeen o'clock!" ”
"It's too big!" Lin Chen said: "The maximum point is only eighteen points, I allow you to guess again!" ”
Luo Xiaoxi shook his head: "No! ”
Lin Chen opened the sieve cup, three dice, two six, one five, exactly seventeen o'clock.
"Haha......" Luo Xiaoxi laughed excitedly: "You are my person now!" …… Hang you, a lame fish, it's not easy for me to betray my hue for one night! ”
"Watch your temperament!" Lin Chen said unhappily: "With you like this, even if I win, I have to divorce you immediately!" ”
"Can you still win?" Luo Xiaoxi patted Lin Chen's head: "Little lame, your guess tonight was completely accurate?" You will only guess the middle number by probability! ”
"Less nonsense!" Lin Chen handed the sieve cup to Luo Xiaoxi: "It's your turn to shake the sieve cup!" ”
Luo Xiaoxi shook a few times proudly: "Boy, are you fascinated by beauty?" However, don't be discouraged, as long as you obey my dispatch well, you will have a chance to marry me!" ”
Lin Chen said without hesitation: "Twelve! ”
"It's the middle number again! Can you change to other routines? Luo Xiaoxi lifted the sieve lid disdainfully: "One six, one two, one four, the total...... Nima, you've been fooled! ”
Luo Xiaoxi screamed in surprise, and immediately handed the sieve cup to Lin Chen: "Start again!" ”
Lin Chen sneered and shook the sieve cup, and Luo Xiaoxi listened with his eyes closed.
"Fifteen!" Luo Xiaoxi opened his eyes.
"Can you still have five leopards?" Lin Chen disdainfully opened the sieve cup: ", four, five, six, it's really fifteen!" ”
Luo Xiaoxi proudly took the sieve cup, shook it vigorously for three minutes, and looked at Lin Chen with a provocative expression.
Lin Chen said: "Eight o'clock." ”
"Haha...... Eight o'clock, that's too small, right? Luo Xiaoxi laughed and gradually fell silent: "One o'clock, three o'clock, five o'clock...... Right? ”
The expressions of the two of them became solemn, they both thought that the other party was weak, and they were pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, but now it seems that the two cars pretending to be pigs and eating tigers have collided.
For more than two hours, it was already more than eight o'clock in the morning, and they guessed each other more than 50 times, but they still didn't decide the winner! The divine thoughts in Lin Chen's spiritual world were consumed cleanly, and Luo Xiaoxi's face was also white and terrifying.
"You liar!" In the end, Luo Xiao couldn't stand it, staggered to his feet, and angrily accused: "I don't believe you anymore......"
Lin Chen looked back at the depleted divine thoughts in the spiritual world, felt extremely tired all over his body, thought of the prescription he promised to prescribe to Wu Huaqing for lymphoma treatment today, and thought of the twenty merit points away from him, and also patted the table with extreme sadness and indignation: "You are also a liar......