"Jack, don't bother."

"No, no, no, Bingbing, you don't understand this, what era is it now, you are the chairman of the group and the CEO level, at least the bodyguard you have to find a man with a diploma and a well-educated person, like this goods, not I said, abroad." If there is a bodyguard of this kind of goods, tsk tsk - it would be a complete shame to take it out. ”

The returnee man singled out all the faults and shortcomings of Lin Zifeng one by one, as if Lin Zifeng was an unsightly garbage in his eyes.

"Ahem--Jack, I'm glad you're back home. But as for what kind of man I choose as a bodyguard, it seems a little unreasonable for you to be so picky and right-picking, right? Nangong Bing finally feints to be a little angry.

No matter what, Lin Zifeng is also the man in her heart, even if Jack is her best friend, she never wants Lin Zifeng's impression to be so insulted by others.

"W-Oh well."

"I'm sorry, Bingbing, you know, I'm like that, I'm straightforward, I like to say everything as soon as possible, don't mind, but I still hope you can replace him."

“……”

Nangong Bing has nothing to say, she knows Jack's character very well, and like her, she is very sensitive to everything and is very picky.

"I'm sorry, Jack, I'm going to order two side dishes you haven't seen before, and I'll make sure you're satisfied."

The woman stood up and nodded.

"Can you eat the food in this place? Will it eat the dead? ”

Jack's face turned grim and looked around, it was afternoon, the business of the food stalls was not very good, and some customers could be seen scattered around.

But what made Jack's eyes open the most was that those greasy and greasy foods were served one by one, and his appetite instantly turned into nausea.

He is accustomed to eating foreign steak dishes, and he is extremely strict with food.

Picked up disposable chopsticks and sandwiched a piece of greasy braised pork, this guy didn't know the name of this dish for a long time, because he was born with no interest in pork, all this greasy braised pork, but in his eyes it became so terrible.

"Oh! Oh my God, isn't this meat disgusting, greasy, and rubbish compared to Korean food, and it is burned with this oil? Is this still edible? ”

The surrounding customers also found out that this piece of meat looked like it looked like for a long time, which immediately caused several men to laugh.

This made the returnee man feel that this place was even more terrifying.

"Still making a lot of noise?! Oh, my God! I'm going to die, I'm going to die, what kind of bird place is this? Compared to the quiet western restaurant, it is simply a place that makes the scalp tingle. ”

"What? Isn't it delicious to dislike? Lin Zifeng looked at him with a dozen beers in his hand and a smile.

“iteat?”

"Excuse me, please speak Chinese, I'm not very interested in foreign languages."

"Can I eat this?"

The returnee man rolled his eyes angrily, especially when his gaze swept to the plate of silkworm chrysalis in Lin Zifeng's hand, and his scalp suddenly became even more numb.

His face turned pale, his lips trembled a little, he pointed to the silkworm chrysalis in Lin Zifeng's hand, and said in a trembling voice: "You, you won't let me eat these things, right?" ”

"Hehe, it's rare for Mr. Bladder to return to China, as a native of Zhonghai City, of course I have to get some local products for you to taste."

Lin Zifeng sat down, picked up the plate of fried silkworm chrysalis one by one with chopsticks, shook it under the creepy gaze of the returnee man, and said: "Silkworm chrysalis, although it looks a little unpleasant, but the taste is very good, and it has high-grade protein, you never get tired of eating it, do you want to try it?" ”

"You, you guy, you dare to eat this kind of thing?!"

"Hehe, I don't know how high the nutritional value of this thing is, it's used to tonify the body, do you want to eat some?" Lin Zifeng picked up a fried black and yellow silkworm chrysalis with chopsticks and handed it to his mouth.

was so scared that the returnee man almost shook out the.

"Don't eat it? If you don't eat it, it will be difficult to eat it in the future. Lin Zifeng continued to smile, withdrew his chopsticks, and ate the silkworm chrysalis in front of the returnee man.

You must know that when Lin Zifeng was a mercenary, he even ate poisonous insects, not to mention just a plate of ordinary high-protein silkworm chrysalis.

"Uh, I'm sorry, you're a guest today, I seem to be rude, since the silkworm chrysalis is not to your liking, let's have a snake." Lin Zifeng stood up seriously.

"Don't! Other! Brother, let's sit down and talk slowly, if you have something to say slowly, this thing is good, today I returned to China for the first time, forget it, in fact, you don't have to be so polite! ”

The returnee man was so scared that he almost **** out of the urine.

Just kidding! Come, a snake?

Isn't this your own life?

"It should be, it should be. I see that Mr. Gao Wan is so thin and weak, as the host, he must use a snake. Lin Zifeng looked harmless to humans and animals, no matter who saw it, he thought that this product was completely out of kindness.

"What, brother. I appreciate your kindness. This snake is spared, so you should bring me a glass of water. ”

The returnee man continued to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, his face pale with fright.

In my heart, I have already greeted the eighteen generations of Lin Zifeng's ancestors.

"Okay, Mr. Bladder, wait a minute." Lin Zifeng's face was calm, and he sneered in his heart.

“……”

I rub! Lao Tzu is called Gao Play! It is not called bladder!!

It wasn't until Lin Zifeng came over with a glass of white liquid that the returnee man's eyes became a little hot.

Zhonghai City is a hell!!

Even the food is so scary.

"Mr. Gao Wan, this cup-"

"Give it to me."

Lin Zifeng opened his mouth, and before he finished speaking, who would have thought that this product had not drunk water for hundreds of years, snatched the cup in Lin Zifeng's hand, and drank the cup of high-purity liquor!

As a result, the spicy taste made his eyes burst into flames, and his tongue stretched out longer than the hanged man!

"Dead bodyguard! You—Did you mean to murder me? ”

Jack screamed frantically.

"Uh, Mr. Bladder, the water is gone, this glass is liquor, I haven't finished speaking, you rush to drink it, you shouldn't blame me, right?" Lin Zifeng said seriously.

"You, you dead bodyguard, do you know that I am Bingbing's senior brother, let you bring a glass of water, you dare to treat me in this way? Do you think I'm more handsome than you, and you're jealous? Dead bodyguard, I'm going to fire you! ”

"Waiting for you at any time." Lin Zifeng squinted his eyes and looked at him.

"What's going on?"

Hearing Jack's sharp voice, Nangong Bing hurriedly got out of the food stall.

"Bingbing, look at it, look at you damn bodyguard, I asked him to pour me a glass of water, he actually got me a glass of liquor, this is murder! This is premeditated murder! ”

Jack roared wildly, angrily pointing at the customers around him, and said unhappily: "Damn bodyguard, you must be jealous of the great friendship between me and Bingbing, I'm going to fire you and bring us to this shitty place to eat, is this what people eat?" You pigs! ”