Getting the form, Wei Wuji took a cursory look. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Sign the name and tick the box after the five items, which are:

High jump, long jump, shot put, discus, 10,000 meters run.

Originally, he wanted to choose a 100-meter run, and it only took more than ten seconds to finish the job, and he was the fastest, but the Hulk of the cheating father was not fast, but fortunately, his endurance was super good, so he took the 10,000-meter run to make up the number.

Airplanes!

At this moment, the phone vibrated for a while, and Wei Wuji hurriedly clicked on it to see that there was a new member joining the group.

The Grim Reaper invites Tang Sanzang to join the Grim Reaper Red Envelope Group!

Tang Sanzang?

Tang?

Wei Wuji was speechless for a while, this god of death is really all-encompassing!

The head of Tang Seng did not use the photo of the deity, but a big "Buddha" character.

The golden light is shining, and the law is solemn.

Grim Reaper: In this diplomatic event, I reached an agreement with the Buddha of the West on carrying out cultural exchanges, and the Buddha sent a proud protégé to occupy the altar of merit Buddha Tang Sanzang, join the group to preach Buddhism, and purify all sentient beings, everyone is welcome! (Flower emoticons)

Vampire: Welcome, welcome!

Werewolf: You're the first to do it again, welcome!

……

Wei Wuji looked depressed, the god of death is more terrible without culture, Tang Seng is obviously a Buddha of Zhantan merit, how can he become an altar?

really occupies the altar and doesn't let go, how aggrieved the second senior brother of the messenger of the pure altar is!

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, who is a foodie?

Tang Sanzang: Amitabha, I am fortunate to be happy!

Hulk: Occupy the pit and don't Buddha?

Cat Demon: My Hulk-sama is so cute (drooling emoji)

Tang Sanzang: The green turtle is also here, the poor monk is polite!

Hulk: Occupy the pit, am I familiar with you? (Arrogant emoticons)

Tang Sanzang: I'm not familiar with it, but you are very familiar with Sun Wukong, the eldest apprentice of the poor monk, so the poor monk pretends to be very familiar with you.

Tang Sanzang: Fifty years ago, you were beaten by Wukong as a green turtle demon, and when you ran away, Wukong saw that you were not wearing pants, and you said how could you not wear pants? Even if it's a youkai, you have to talk about the minimum hygiene, right? You said you don't wear pants, but if the pants fall off, how embarrassing it is!

Wei Wuji threw himself to the ground in admiration, he knew that Tang Seng loved to chatter, and once this chatter, it was really endless.

The most important thing is Tang Seng's typing speed, which is so fast, after becoming a Buddha, shouldn't he keep chatting on the Internet?

Cat Demon: It's impossible for my Hulk-sama to lose to Monkey King's soft egg, but isn't Hulk-sama really wearing pants? (Countless drooling emojis)

Hulk: Ahem, there is nothing at all, don't be gullible, this Buddha is occupying the pit and not, and what he says has no credibility at all.

Werewolf: Dr. Banner, how did I smell the cover-up?

Cat Demon: Are you a dog? Is the nose so smart?

Tang Sanzang: There is a picture as proof, this picture was captured by clairvoyance, and it was very popular in our circle of friends back then.

Tang Sanzang: [Picture]

In the picture, there is a huge golden rod in the air, which is smashed straight at the Hulk on the ground, and the Hulk is fleeing in embarrassment, turning his head to look at the stick with a frightened face.

If you zoom in on the picture, you can clearly see that Hulk's pants are slipping off, revealing his butt, but he is wearing pants, but the pants look a little strange, not only are they pink, but they also have helloKitty cat printed on them.

helloKitty pink pants by Hulk with a bag of salt.

Tang Sanzang: Haha, the vicious green turtle turns out to have a girl's heart! (snickering emoji)

Cat Demon: It's so cute, ask for the same link (drooling expression)

Werewolf: Together.

Vampire: Together.

Elf: Ula Ula Ulala.

……

The Grim Reaper red envelope group was instantly turned into a shopping sharing group by Tang Seng.

The Hulk is no longer bubbling and is presumably vomiting blood to death.

The god of death really couldn't sit still, and came out to bubble: Tang Seng, I invited you to come, but I want you to preach the Dharma (tearful expression)

Tang Sanzang: Come and chat, the Buddha stays in his heart; If you have nothing to do, the Dharma will naturally be there.

Treant: This is Zen! (Adoration emoji)

Tang Sanzang: Zen, you are big, another day the poor monk asked Bajie to apply some fertilizer to you?

Treant: ......

Cat Demon: Hee-hee, the dryad is a good shot!

Tang Sanzang: Dead rats? How about letting Wujing give you a ton another day?

Cat Demon: Ben Meow has long stopped eating dead mice (white eye expression)

Tang Sanzang: Is that a live mouse? Give you a cheaper, a beautiful knife, you can taste it before buying, the taste is absolutely refreshing.

Cat Demon: ......

Vampire: Haha, you deserve it!

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk has a bucket of high-quality AIDS blood here, how about selling it?

Bloodsucker:......

Werewolf: I'll just see if I don't speak.

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk's brush happened to be broken, how about asking Wukong to pull out a few wolf hairs for you another day?

Werewolf:......

Elf: Ula Ula Ulala!

Tang Sanzang: I can't speak any bird language, I can't speak Shenzhou dialect, the Confucius Institute welcomes you, just say that it is recommended by poor monks, and you can be exempted from half of the tuition.

There was silence in the group for a moment.

Wei Wuji was almost on his knees.

As soon as the master spoke, the apprentice stepped aside.

Tang Sanzang: What about people? (3 question emojis)

Tang Sanzang: It's really incomprehensible, the poor monk has just started chatting, it's better to play the piano to the cow (goodbye expression)

Grim Reaper: Hoohoo, oh my God, it's finally gone!

Tang Sanzang: Yo, where is the group leader?

Tang Sanzang: Five hundred years ago, the group leader ran to Huaguo Mountain to reduce Wukong's longevity, but was beaten by Wukong. Alas, you said that you are really, our ten halls of Yama can't help Wukong, you are a foreign god, you must be beaten to the point of calling your mother!

Then a system message pops up:

An administrator has banned group chats.

Rub, tongue battle group Confucian, no, tongue battle group funny!

Airplanes!

Wei Wuji was about to put down his phone when he saw a red envelope appear on the screen, and hurriedly stretched out his finger.

Congratulations, you have grabbed Tang Sanzang's "Three Tibetan Sutras", which has been stored in the treasure chest and can be withdrawn and used.

Although the Grim Reaper forbade group chatting, it is still possible to send red envelopes, and it is estimated that when Tang Seng wants to go offline, he remembers that he should send a red envelope.

Then there is a flurry of system messages:

You snatched Tang Sanzang's red envelope.

The vampire also snatched Tang Sanzang's red envelope.

……

The Grim Reaper also snatched Tang Sanzang's red envelope.

The message of grabbing the red envelope prompted several pages.

Click on the details to see the details, I rely on, all of them grabbed the "Three Tripitaka Sutras", and everyone in the group has a copy, and there are still 10,000 copies left.

Fortunately, the Grim Reaper forbade the group to chat, otherwise, there would have been a scolding voice in the group at this moment.

But in terms of lip service, I am afraid that I have to kneel in front of Tang Seng.

Sanzang Sutra: Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang, a generation of monks, the common surname Chen, is the reincarnation of the first two disciples of Shakyamuni Buddha, Jin Chanzi, after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, finally attained the right result, and sealed the Buddha of Tan merit......

Detailed introduction, there are 500 words, all of them are talking about the great achievements of Tang monks, it turns out that after Tang monks became Buddhas, they have been writing books and sayings, after thousands of years, it became this "Three Tibetan Sutras".