Chapter 40: Give the Immortals a Trick

The land temple was cleaned spotlessly inside and out, and the bookbooks on the bookshelves were neatly placed, waiting for Lao Zhu to bring people to visit. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Sure enough, at nine o'clock, the old man came with three old men.

The leader was a slightly chubby old man, with white hair, half-open eyes, holding a whisk in his hand, wearing a white suit and walking with Lao Zhu, followed by two old men in gray.

Lao Zhu is a little different from the past, although his stature is short, but he is very straight, but recently he has bent down, looking grovelling.

This made Marshal Huang a little curious, what was the origin of that old man in white, who was able to "bend" Lao Zhu.

"Old ...... Great, you're here. Originally, Marshal Huang wanted to be called Lao Zhu, which seemed kind, but it was a little not serious enough, it should be called the boss, and it could be regarded as respectful.

Lao Zhu had a smile on his face, and said softly to the old man in white beside him: "This is my successor, the apprentice Marshal of the Land Gonghuang." ”

Then Lao Zhu's voice suddenly raised a few points, and he said to Marshal Huang: "Land Lord, this is the messenger from the Heavenly Court, have you seen the Immortal soon?" ”

Isn't it just an errand messenger, and it's actually so big.

"Xiaoxian is Marshal Huang, the land of City B, and he has seen the messenger Shangxian." Marshal Huang bowed slightly, trying to make his words as old-fashioned as possible.

The messenger raised the eyelid of Shangxian's left eyelid, glanced at Marshal Huang, and then said leisurely: "I came this time to bring you good news." ”

With that, he restored his eyes to his previous half-open state.

Marshal Huang looked at the messenger with a smile on his face, and after waiting for a few seconds, his smile began to gradually stiffen.

What about the good news?

Why isn't there below?

The expressions on the faces of the two gray-clothed old men behind the white-clothed old man were very complicated, and they looked at Marshal Huang with a smile.

Lao Zhu also looked at Marshal Huang, coughed twice, ran to his side, lowered his voice and said, "Why don't you say it, people come from afar, and you don't give some color?" ”

"Want money? Immortals are also so materialistic? How much is appropriate? Marshal Huang was also confused, why didn't he say this earlier, he was not prepared at all.

"It's a long time, too."

"Got it." Marshal Huang answered, and then took out a crumpled lump of change from his pocket and counted it, a total of two hundred and five.

"I'm sorry to realize it, I didn't have time to prepare today, these two hundred and five will be regarded as the hard-earned money of the immortals, another day, another day, I will definitely visit the line in person."

"I don't care if I personally or not, I don't care about these two hundred and five, congratulations, the yellow earth ......"

Loess...... Sounds awkward......

"In the ranking of the incense list last month, you ranked thirty-eighth, and entered the top fifty, I am here to give rewards on behalf of Heavenly Court, a total of five three Zhuan Dan, and a bonus of three thousand yuan."

Hearing this, Marshal Huang was slightly stunned, he didn't do anything special, why did he get to thirty-eight, could it be that the immortals of the heavenly court didn't do anything serious, so they let themselves get the benefits of the fisherman?

What kind of thing is the Three Zhuan Dan, there is even a bonus.

"That, Shangxian, I recently lost my bank card, can you keep that money for me first."

The messenger's face was slightly surprised, and then he said, "Okay, after you have repaid your bank card, I will transfer the money to your account." ”

Both of them knew that the money would be used as a lottery to give to the messenger.

Lao Zhu sighed beside him and said slowly: "Originally, I was going to pay you a salary, but now it seems that I will keep your salary for you." ”

Marshal Huang was slightly stunned, and said faintly: "Actually, it's okay to give me cash directly for my salary......

"There's no cash,"

“……”

Marshal Huang secretly pulled Lao Zhu over, and asked softly in his ear, "What's going on with that incense list?" ”

"Oh, the incense list, he is ranked according to the total amount of incense received by the temple of the god in a month, and it will be evaluated every month, and the top fifty will be rewarded, and it will also increase the godhead, which will be helpful for evaluating the high-level immortals in the future." Lao Zhu said lightly.

Marshal Huang thought about it for a while, and he probably fooled a few people this month, asking them to give themselves immortals, if it was really a real incense, only Zhuang Lao's one, and the others were all brushed by themselves.

I didn't expect to be on the list!

If they found out, would they punish themselves?

The messenger handed a box to Marshal Huang, the packaging on the outside of the box was transparent, and from the inside, there were some large pills like Liuwei Dihuang Pills.

"This is a great help for cultivation." With a simple sentence, the messenger told Marshal Huang about the purpose of the Three Turns Pill.

At this time, Lao Zhu turned around, faced the two gray-clothed old men, and said slowly to Marshal Huang: "Now I will introduce you to the new immortals, the one on the left is the bed god Song Zhoushan, and the one on the right is the plague god Liu Yuanda." ”

"The two immortals are good." Marshal Huang said hello, but in his heart, how can there be a bed god, isn't the plague god a villain? Was he recruited?

Song Zhoushan, the god of bed, is neither tall nor short, slightly thin, holding a banana leaf in his left hand and a lotus flower in his right hand.

When he saw this, only two words came to Marshal Huang's mind: banana and lotus...... Does he mean intercourse and union?

It's no wonder that the god of bed, the god of bed, no wonder he feels so obscene.

And Liu Yuandan, the plague god on the right, looks a little fierce and vicious, holding a steel fork in his hand, which looks a bit like a demon.

"This time, the two of them are here to learn from the scriptures, tell me, how did you make the incense so prosperous in such a short period of time?" Lao Zhu asked.

Marshal Huang was slightly stunned, hesitated slightly, and then began to flicker.

From service to quality, the most important point is the hearts of the people, and those who win the hearts of the people get incense.

When he said this, Song Zhoushan, the god of bed, couldn't help laughing, and said to Marshal Huang: "Then tell me, how can I, the plague god brother, win the hearts of the people?" The people avoided him. ”

Liu Yuanda, the plague god, also hurriedly chased after him and said: "Yes, you can tell me, if you can say it, I will give you a four-turn pill!" ”

Lao Zhu's eyes looked at Marshal Huang tightly, most of what he said just now was nonsense, it was useless, winning the hearts of the people was even more fantastic, immortals generally did not reveal their identities, even if they got the hearts of the people, they didn't know that the gods did it.

"Is the fourth turn Dan better than the third turn Dan?"

"Of course, the general pill is refined once to become a pill, and the effect is not so powerful, after two refining into a pill, the effect is better, and so on, the current Nine Turns Pill refined by Taishang Laojun is the top pill in Heavenly Court." Liu Yuanda hurriedly explained.

"If the refining has been unsuccessful, wouldn't the effect of this pill be the greatest?" Marshal Huang asked, he actually wanted to delay a while, the question they asked was too difficult for him to answer!

"That's a waste pill, you digress, hurry up and talk about how the plague god brother won the hearts of the people, if you can't say it, it proves that your strength is not so high, you can enter the incense list because you just chose a good career." The bed god said coldly.

Marshal Huang looked at the expressions of the two, and seemed to have a lot of opinions about his entry into the incense list?

Smiling slightly, Marshal Huang said slowly: "Before answering this question, I have a few questions about the immortals?" ”

"You say." The plague god Liu Yuandan said.

"You see, we are in ****, I heard all the legends about the gods, if I am a foreigner, then I only believe in God? One says that Nuwa created man, and the other says that God created man, so the question is, which is true? ”

"This ......" The plague god was choked by Marshal Huang, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.

The messenger, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly spoke: "I can only tell you that immortals have existed in the world for a long time, and after continuous evolution, various versions of immortals will appear, but initially, there is only one heavenly court, which is an indelible fact. We can manage foreigners, but they no longer believe in us, so now Heavenly Court is only responsible for managing **** people. ”

"Oh, that's what you have to deal with foreigners, but you're too lazy to care."

"That's what it looks like." The messenger answered.

Marshal Huang smiled again, he already had the answer to the plague god's question in his heart.

"Back to the question just now, how to make the plague god get the hearts of the people, we all know that the plague god is a symbol of death, if he wants to get the hearts of the people, it is as difficult as climbing to the sky, no one will worship the plague god, but I know a way to let the plague god spread the plague, and let the **** people applaud."

"How?" Lao Zhu, the messenger, the bed god, and the plague god asked in unison, all of them with surprised expressions on their faces, because they didn't believe that Marshal Huang could think of a way.

"It's very simple, go to Ben and spread the plague......"