These two gangsters are not very old, and they only look like they are seventeen or eighteen years old, as if they have dropped out of school and are mixed with others in society, and they are not professionals, and they usually fight with one breath, but today they met Li Zhongxun and Yao Lidong, two abnormal players, who were beaten in the gutter and overturned, and ran clean with a momentum, and suddenly changed from a wolf to a sheep, shrunk into a ball, and could only be beaten, unable to fight back.

Li Zhongxun saw that Yao Lidong was fighting vigorously, and the broom head not far away also chased after him, with a hideous face, and a switchblade in his hand, murderous.

He was startled, couldn't help but say, and hurriedly pulled Yao Lidong to turn his head and run.

There are many alleys and alleys in the old town of Soochow City, which are as intricate as spider webs, and when you drill into them, it is like a grain of pepper falling into the ocean, and you can disappear after a while.

The broom head saw Li Zhongxun pulling Yao Lidong to turn a corner, and when he ran over, he looked left and right, and only saw that the alleys with white walls and black tiles and bluestone slabs on both sides were empty, and there was no half a figure, he was suddenly furious, turned his head and shouted angrily to the two gangsters who followed: "Give me two chases, you two go over there, I'll go here!" Lao Tzu grabbed these two little red guys and killed them! ”

After saying that, he chased after the two thugs.

When they chased far away, Li Zhongxun pulled Yao Lidong to jump off the wall, clapped his hands triumphantly and said, "I play drill alley with my master?" Go ahead! Master, I visited all the hutongs in Dongwu City when I was eight years old! I can get rid of you with my eyes closed! ”

Yao Lidong looked at him angrily and said, "Why are you pulling me to hide?" Auntie, I have never lived so much, and I have never been so cowardly! ”

Lee Jong-hoon glared at her: "Do you really think of yourself as the omnipotent immortal you used to be?" You're going to be so good, are the two of us going to be chased like dogs like this? ”

Li Zhongxun didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as Yao Lidong said it, she suddenly became angry, and she crossed her waist and said angrily: "Isn't it because of you?" Don't you know that the strength of the mirror spirit is directly proportional to the strength of the host? The stronger you are, the stronger I am, and the weaker you are, the weaker I am! ”

Lee Jong-hoon was stunned: "There is still such a thing?" ”

Yao Lidong had to say something more, Li Zhongxun saw that she was still holding the computer motherboard in her hand, he couldn't help laughing, took the motherboard from her hand, shook it with a smile, and said: "Hehe, if you want me to say, the number one killer in the rivers and lakes will no longer be a brick!" It's this one! ”

Li Zhongxun waved the computer motherboard in his hand, only to see that the side of the motherboard was full of sharp solder joints and still had blood sticking, which was very conspicuous in the sun, very hideous, he shook his head and said: "This motherboard can be called a big killer in the world!" It has the unique functions of smashing people and opening scoops, as well as special effects such as bloodletting and disfigurement. ”

Yao Lidong and Li Zhongxun fought inextricably before, at this time, the two fought side by side, hating the same enemy, but also offset a lot of estrangement, she saw that Li Zhongxun said something interesting, couldn't help but giggle, and said angrily: "It's really nonsense, this is all a big killer in the world, what is the Qiankun Ruyi Mirror?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon snorted: "At least what saved my life just now was the big killer weapon in my hand, not some Qiankun Ruyi Mirror." ”

Yao Lidong, as a mirror spirit, naturally did not allow Li Zhongxun, the host, to say bad things about the spirit mirror, she couldn't help but glare, and was about to speak, but Li Zhongxun grabbed her arm and walked back, saying: "Okay, okay, don't say it, hurry up and go back first to see if the old man is still there." ”

Yao Lidong struggled a few times, but he didn't break free, so he had to follow him, but he was thinking about how to make Li Zhongxun realize the true wonder of the Qiankun Ruyi Mirror.

Yao Lidong and Li Zhongxun walked all the way back, and when they just walked to the car stall, they saw the old man next to the car stall sitting with his head down, crying alone and wiping his tears, the bicycle that Li Zhongxun sold to him was gone, and the car stall was even more in a mess, and the tool parts were scattered on the ground, as if someone had kicked him over.

Lee Jong-hoon couldn't help but step forward and asked, "Old man, what's going on?" Who came again? ”

The old man looked up at them, was startled, and hurriedly said, "Hurry up, you guys go quickly!" ”

Yao Lidong said angrily: "They must not have found us, came back here, and snatched the bicycle again!" ”

Li Zhongxun was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "These few deflated three, master, I will make them look good sooner or later!" ”

The old man waved his hand in a panic, ignoring the fact that his stall was kicked over and the bicycle was snatched away, and persuaded: "You little dolls don't mess around as heroes, heroes are not so easy to be, study hard at a young age, run outside at this time, and the adults in the family don't care?" Hurry up, let these people see you, that's not good, go! ”

Yao Lidong said angrily: "Hey, you person, we care about you kindly, but you talk about us in turn!" ”

Li Zhongxun grabbed Yao Lidong, reached out and touched it in his pocket, and found out three red tickets, which were the money that the old man sold the bicycle to him, Li Zhongxun handed over the money and said: "Old man, this matter started because of us, the car was robbed, this is your money, give it back to you." ”

Yao Lidong was startled, his eyes widened, as if he knew Li Zhongxun again, and looked at him seriously, and his eyes couldn't help but show appreciation and praise.

The old man was stunned, subconsciously looked at the money, his hand moved slightly, but soon stopped, he shook his head and said: "No, the car has been sold to me, it was lost in my hands, it's none of your business, this is a business, it can't be broken." ”

Li Zhongxun couldn't help but say, stuffed the money into his hand, and then glanced at Yao Lidong: "Run!" ”

Yao Lidong finally didn't raise the bar to compete with him anymore, turned his head and ran out with Li Zhongxun, only the old man pinched the lost 300 yuan and looked at the backs of the two of them blankly, and for a while he burst into tears.

Li Zhongxun and Yao Lidong ran out for a while, turned a corner at an intersection, leaned against the wall and stopped, Yao Lidong looked at Li Zhongxun with admiration, smashed him with his elbow, and said: "Hey, you're good, I thought you were a dime iron rooster!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon snorted: "Did you just find out today that I am actually the reincarnation of the Ninth Great Benevolent?" ”

Yao Lidong shaved his face with his fingers and took a sip with a smile: "Phew, it's really shameless, you will go to heaven if you praise you twice!" Hey, didn't you say you've been eating with this for the past few days? You gave him the money, so what do you eat? What do I eat? ”

Lee Jong-hoon suddenly laughed wickedly at this time, he reached into the other pocket, and smiled extremely proudly: "Look at what this is?" As soon as he took it out of his hand, there was a pile of colorful bills, seven or eight hundreds, several fifty, and a few odds and tens, and fives.

Yao Lidong was stunned for a moment, and then she thought that Li Zhongxun had bumped into the broom head before, presumably it was the sheep that she had taken the sheep to find out at that time, she suddenly pointed at Li Zhongxun and said, "Ah, you steal money!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon smiled triumphantly: "Eh, I'm a reader, it's stealing, stealing is not stealing!" ”

Yao Lidong looked at the money in Li Zhongxun's hand excitedly and asked, "Hey, how much is this?" How much can I buy from the good stuff I ate before? ”

Lee Jong-hoon glanced at her with slanted eyes: "Aren't you afraid that I will deduct merit if I steal money?" Why are you so excited about this blockage? ”

Yao Lidong said angrily: "I hate it, that's also a division of people!" Don't you know that there is a kind of good deed in this world called robbing the rich and giving to the poor? What's more, it's such bad guys! As she spoke, she excitedly pulled Lee Jong-hoon's arm and kept urging, "How much is it?" I also contributed just now, and I should have my share! ”

Li Zhongxun thought about it and nodded: "Okay, this ill-gotten gain, let's share it together!" Even if you suffer retribution in the future, you will have a backing! ”

Yao Lidong scolded with a smile: "Bah, you have been punished!" Let's talk about how to divide it? You can't take advantage of me! ”

Li Zhongxun patted his chest and brazenly boasted: "How can a person like me, known as 'handsome and dashing Jade Feilong, honest and reliable Xiaolangjun', take advantage of your bean sprouts?" ”

Yao Lidong held his stomach and laughed: "You are still handsome and dashing Jade Feilong, you laugh at me to death!" I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless! ”

Lee Jong-hoon glared at her: "Do you still want money?" ”

Yao Lidong hurriedly nodded with his head like a chicken pecking rice: "I want it!" Tell me how to divide it? ”

Lee Jong-hoon thought for a while and said seriously: "In view of the fact that our first cooperation was completed in a friendly and pleasant, united and victorious situation, I decided to divide it into fifty and fifty, how about it?" ”

Yao Lidong looked at Li Zhongxun with a suspicious face: "Really? Can you be so good? ”

Lee Jong-hoon was angry: "Yes, good people can't do it these days!" As he spoke, he put the money back in his pocket.

Yao Lidong hurriedly took his hand and said hurriedly: "Don't, don't!" It's 55 percent, but we have to say yes in advance! ”

Lee Jong-hoon was stunned: "What did you say in advance?" ”

Yao Lidong said seriously: "Let's divide it into two and five, so who is five?" ”

Lee Jong-hoon: "......"

Li Zhongxun never expected that Yao Lidong, a little beauty who looked extremely excited, would actually ask a sentence that a three-year-old child would not ask, and he was so scorched that he didn't make a sound for a long time.

Your sister, don't you have math classes in the heavenly realm!

After Yao Lidong said it, she saw Li Zhongxun looking at her with straight eyes, her eyes were straight, as if she had seen an alien, she felt a little weak in her heart, and said tentatively: "Hey, you speak, otherwise, you are good!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon couldn't cry or laugh, he stretched out a slap: "How much is this?" ”

Yao Lidong said angrily: "Five, when I don't know how to count? ”

Lee Jong-hoon couldn't help but scold: "Do you know how to count? So how much is that? As he spoke, he raised another slap and spread five fingers.

Yao Lidong looked at Li Zhongxun shaking two slaps, she suddenly realized something, the corners of her eyes twitched, and she couldn't speak for a while.

Lee Jong-hoon shook his palms and said angrily: "Five-five accounts, tell me which five you are!" ”

Yao Lidong said angrily: "What are you doing, I can't count well, no!" I don't know how to count, no! Who stipulates that immortals must know how to count! ”

Lee Jong-hoon laughed angrily: "Then are you literate?" ”

Yao Lidong was so angry that his little nose was almost crooked: "Don't take you to look down on people like this!" I can't read, how can I practice? ”

Lee Jong-hoon sneered: "Then you can practice without knowing the number?" ”

Yao Lidong was annoyed and angry, she just had a little good impression of Li Zhongxun, and at this time, the good feeling disappeared, she stretched out her face, and said loudly as a scoundrel: "I want you to take care of it!" Give me my share! Auntie, I want to separate from you! ”

Lee Jong-hoon laughed: "Have we become a family, and we are still separated!" ”

Yao Lidong chirped: "Bah, you take advantage of me, who wants to start a family with you!" ”

Li Zhongxun also scolded unceremoniously: "You sent it to me to take advantage, and besides, who wants to start a family with you, I should say it!" Look at you like this, like a girl? ”

Yao Lidong was so angry that her eyes were dizzy, she was one of the best fairies in the fairy world from any angle in terms of beauty, figure, bearing, and cultivation, and she was actually evaluated by Li Zhongxun after going down to earth!

This is really bearable, who is unbearable!

Yao Lidong's row of thin teeth was almost crushed, she gritted her teeth and said, "Then you say, what kind of girl is!" ”

Li Zhongxun covered his chest with his hands, as if Xizi was holding his heart, and said with an infatuated expression: "In my heart, girls should have beautiful long hair like Ye Shuangshuang." ”

Yao Lidong immediately said loudly: "I have!" After saying that, he shook his jet-black hair.

Lee Jong-hoon didn't look at her, and continued: "In my heart, girls should have a plump **** like Ye Shuangshuang!" ”

Yao Lidong immediately said loudly: "I have ......" But as soon as she finished shouting, she saw her flat chest, her little face suddenly collapsed, and she gritted her teeth and said: "If it weren't for you, how could I be like this!" ”

Lee Jong-hoon raised his head and snorted, and continued: "In my heart, girls should have a gentle and lovely surname like Ye Shuangshuang!" ”

Yao Lidong subconsciously opened her mouth, but when the words came to her mouth and swallowed back, her face changed several times, and she still didn't say anything after all, but she stared at Li Zhongxun with red eyes, and after a while, tears flowed down in a daze.

Yao Lidong wiped his tears, turned his head and left without saying a word.

Li Zhongxun originally thought that Yao Lidong would jump up and grab and bite with him, and was ready to defend and counterattack, but he didn't expect her to leave with tears in her eyes, which surprised him for a while.

Li Zhongxun looked at Yao Lidong's back, and secretly regretted it in his heart for a while: Isn't he a little too much......

Lee Jong-hoon is a tough opponent, he is tougher than the other party, the other party is weak, but he can't be hard-hearted, his heart is soft, he stepped forward to chase after him, and shouted: "Okay, okay, it's me who is wrong, I shouldn't have said that!" (To be continued.) )