28.Chapter 28
On the Mingde Square at the middle end of Mingde Pedestrian Street, Lin Chen sat cross-legged on the ground, with a medicine box and two maza in front of him, while Lu Shaoqing stood beside him holding a white flag with seven big characters written on it: "Hanging pot Ji Shiren and Hall!" ”
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"Don't bother with the pestle, hurry up and attract guests!" Lin Chen said to Lu Shaoqing unhappily.
"Good news, great news, Ren Hetang Chinese medicine experts, in order to benefit the public, free visits, specializing in the treatment of various incurable diseases, medicine to the disease, wonderful rejuvenation!" Lu Shaoqing shouted dryly.
Many of the bustling crowds on the pedestrian street stopped to watch, and some people asked, "What art school are you, and are you performing performance art?" ”
Lu Shaoqing said: "You look at us like we are engaged in art? Are we normal for those who engage in art? ”
"Sure enough, it's a big artist, and I can't recognize my abnormality anymore!" Someone sighed.
Lin Chen opened his eyes and pointed to a young lady in front of him and said, "This girl, your face is blue, you should be sick, why don't you let me take your pulse?" ”
"You're sick?" The young lady took the arm of the man next to her: "Two madmen, ignore them!" ”
Seeing that Lin Chen's eyes were still glancing, the crowd of onlookers scattered in a large area.
Lu Shaoqing said: "Lin Chen, let's not be embarrassed here, the young men and women who come to the pedestrian street to shop, no matter how bad they are, are middle-aged extramarital lovers, and their bodies are outrageously healthy. Who's coming to us? ”
Lin Chen ignored Lu Shaoqing and said loudly to the people who hadn't had time to leave: "Gentlemen and ladies, you feel that you are in good health, but because of busy work, complex feelings, and constant movement, all organs in the body have been seriously worn out, and many people have been in a sub-healthy state for a long time and always feel uncomfortable, which is actually a precursor to disease. It is impossible to find out in the hospital, because the basis of modern medicine is pathology, and only after organic lesions can be detected. Traditional Chinese medicine advocates the prevention of diseases, and the best and most effective is to detect and carry out drugs or acupuncture conditioning before the onset of the disease, so as to strengthen its own epidemic force and completely eliminate the onset of the disease...... We don't need money anyway, so why don't you give it a try? ”
Before the words were finished, everyone was already impatiently leaving.
Lu Shaoqing complained: "Your speech is too wordy, only the last sentence is useful...... In this society now, everyone is so busy, who has the leisure to listen to your tirade. ”
Lin Chen reprimanded: "Wave your flag, as if if if I said something short, someone would listen." ”
Lu Shaoqing shook the white flag in his hand expressionlessly, and continued to shout: "Good news, great news......
"Young man, are you treating for free?" An old woman with medicine came over with a broken bowl in one hand and a cane in the other: "My legs have been hurting for the past few days, can you show me?" ”
"Yes, of course!" Lin Chen happily got up and helped the old woman sit on the stool: "Auntie, your leg hurts?" ”
The old woman rolled up her trousers, pointed to her knees covered with black patches, and said, "I don't feel anything during the day, but at night I sleep uncomfortably and swelling, and it looks like flesh has been cut open, and the wind seems to blow directly into the bones." ”
This is the most common form of rheumatoid arthritis, and it is relatively mild.
In fact, it is not easy to be able to stand on the street for two hours and encounter rare diseases, everyone is an ordinary person, and there are many common diseases.
Lin Chen opened the medicine box and took out the silver needle, thought about it and put it down, "Five Elements Yin and Yang Acupuncture" only watched for two hours, and it is impossible to use ordinary acupuncture techniques to achieve results quickly, in view of the fact that the old woman is the first patient to come out of the stall today, Lin Chen still directly used the divine doctor treasure box to treat her.
Although some divine thoughts were wasted, it seems that the divine thoughts are not exhausted when looking at the way they are today.
Lin Chen's right hand was lightly covered on the old woman's right knee, and he drew three slow-release formations on the Tai Chi sand table one after another, and it took twenty minutes, and the divine thoughts consumed nearly ten before the treatment was completed.
The folds on the old woman's excited face were flushed: "I feel warm in my knees, and now it doesn't hurt at all, really, it seems to be completely fine!" ”
The old woman who was still walking with a beggar on crutches just now was walking like a young man after more than twenty minutes, which is simply amazing.
Naturally, there were many people gathered around Lin Chen.
It's just that there are still a few people who come out for the doctor, and they all looked at the beggar old woman suspiciously, and commented nonsense: "The current liars are too unprofessional, and they can't find a young one when looking for a trust, such an old lady can't speak clearly, how can it attract people to be fooled?" ”
"Cost control!" Someone said: "The cost of using the old beggar is equal to zero, and the two crooks can maximize the benefits!" ”
The old beggar lady picked up her stick and waved it and said angrily to the crowd: "You speak according to your conscience, although my wife has no identity and no status, begging for a living, but she also has a conscience, how can I be a liar?" …… I'll say it out loud again, this miracle doctor really cured my leg disease, lying and thundering five times a day! ”
There was silence in the crowd for a moment, and then there was a bang, and someone said, "If the beggar even talks about conscience, then don't I have nothing but conscience in my whole body?" ”
"I retract the judgment just now, it is obvious that these two liars did not deliberately control the cost, this old beggar has a very high level of acting, the angry eyes with desolation, the joyful but tearful expression, even the Oscar winner can't do it. Such an old drama bone is definitely not comparable to young people!
After seeing a doctor, he became an Oscar winner, but the old woman didn't understand that this was a beautiful word, and continued to say with a cane: "Don't scold me in bird language, whoever scolds me, I will beat him!" ”
Lin Chen got up and grabbed the old woman and said, "Those who are clear are self-purifying, and don't pay attention to the slander of others." …… In fact, I believe that the eyes of the onlookers are bright, but they are blinded for a while! ”
"Young man, I believe that you are definitely the miracle doctor of the world, no matter what others say about you, but I firmly support you...... I'm a fan of yours! The old beggar lady said.
Sending away the indignant old lady, the onlookers gradually dispersed again, Lu Shaoqing finally couldn't hold back a cheap laugh: "Haha, is this old lady in love with you, you touched her knees for a while, and she became your fan...... Does the old lady know what a fan is? I think she wants to be eaten by you! ”
Lin Chen said leisurely: "Is your kid itchy again?" ”
The cheap smile stopped abruptly, and it was Lu Shaoqing who covered his mouth.
"Keep shouting!" Lin Chen said.
Lu Shaoqing said: "Isn't it okay for us to be abducted and deceived like this? I now think that Lin Xuanxin is right, we should stay in the clinic and wait for the patient to come to the door. ”
"Where are your kid's arms turning? We are a free clinic, and we don't charge a penny from others, how can we call it cheating? ”
Lu Shaoqing said awe-inspiringly: "The conventional treatment for rheumatoid arthritis is to take or inject intramuscular penicillamine and other anti-rheumatic drugs, and in severe cases, cytotoxic drugs or corticosteroids should be used, and in more serious cases, surgery should be done to remove the synovium, which is the cure!" Your stroking therapy is just a psychological suggestion, even if the old lady feels that the symptoms have been reduced for a while, but soon after that, she will feel that the symptoms have not been reduced, aren't you cheating? ”
Lin Chen said contemptuously: "I'm a massage treatment, don't be blind if you don't have knowledge!" ”
Lu Shaoqing immediately showed a more contemptuous demeanor: "By the way, you don't know what hormone therapy or cytotoxic drugs are......"
In the face of Lu Shaoqing's uprising, Lin Chen had no choice but to use force to suppress it, or to suppress it by force, and after a while, Lu Shaoqing's pride was finally gone.
Pedestrians on the street saw that two guys in white coats actually started beating each other, and gradually gathered around to watch the excitement.
Lin Chen was very happy: "Lao Lu, there are so many people here, it turns out that the effect of hitting you to attract customers is much more effective than waving the flag and shouting!" ”
Lu Shaoqing covered his chest and said, "I'd better wave the flag!" ”
Mingde Pedestrian Street is the most prosperous area in Fengxiang City, although most of them think that there is no pie in the sky, so Lin Chen and Lu Shaoqing are definitely liars, but there are always one or two people who have no knowledge, they are either sick and rushed to the doctor, or because the sense of prevention is not high, or they are bored.
Lin Chen dutifully diagnosed and treated everyone, either prescribing medicine or treating them with acupuncture.
In one afternoon, about a dozen people were diagnosed and treated, and Lin Chen's divine thought value was not much left, but he had gained five merit points, and the acupuncture technique of the "Five Elements Yin and Yang Acupuncture Method" had also improved a lot.
When night fell, Lin Chen and Lu Shaoqing returned to the clinic with tired steps, naturally they were complained and ridiculed by Lin Xuanxin, Lu Shaoqing immediately stood up with Luo Xiaoxi and tried to rebel against Lin Chen, but was suppressed by Lin Chen's eyes.
At dinner, Lin Chen said: "Lu Shaoqing, you will go to the market to buy a set of light folding tables and stools!" ”
Lu Shaoqing raised his face: "Why don't you go?" ”
"I'm going to put together a set of pen, ink, paper, and inkstone!" Lin Chen replied.
Lin Xuanxin asked strangely, "What are you going to do?" ”
Lin Chen said: "I decided to give calligraphy or painting to every patient who came to the clinic, and if I didn't believe it, I wouldn't be able to attract customers!" ”
"Oh my God, you've lost all your face!" Lin Xuanxin covered her face: "If you do this, others will not believe that you can cure the disease...... From the perspective of human nature, everything that you can't get is the best, our traditional culture also pays attention to great virtue and great concealment, and the most capable people are in the mountains. ”
Great virtue and great concealment are good, but the pressure of five hundred merit points is like a sword hanging on Lin Chen's head, what can he care about pretending to be mysterious and attractive?
"That's it!" Lin Chen said firmly: "Time is not waiting for me, seize the day, the successful one will move against the tide, the boss is waiting for our Renhetang to open all over the southern Hebei Province!" ”
Lin Xuanxin patted her forehead: "I'm afraid the boss's wish will not come true in this life." ”