As for Guan Sheng and the others, who took the first step, when they met Wu Song, Zhang Yuan had a new idea. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's not early, let's go faster, it's already over the mountainside, strive for half an hour, and turn over the Jingyanggang ......"

Wu Song walked in the front and beckoned everyone to speed up.

The night wind blew in gusts, and his wine was much more sober.

The ferocious insect is not very easy to deal with.

But the big words have already been said in front, and now that I have changed to softness, wouldn't it be very shameless?

Wu Song's face changed, and Zhang Yuan saw it in his eyes.

The netizens in the live broadcast room also saw it.

"Hehe, Wu Song loves to brag, it seems to have blown too much."

"Hee-hee, the man doesn't like to brag? I met a man on the Internet last night, and he said that he had seven times a night, and one time was less than half a minute. ”

"Damn! The sister paper upstairs, you can find me, I don't brag, at least half an hour! ”

"Sister, you can try it with me, there is not an hour, you pump me!"

"Choose me, choose me, sister paper choose me, I insist on insisting, insist on two hours!"

"Ben ** silk, sustain combat effectiveness for three hours!"

"Lao Tzu five hours!"

"This seat lasts for a month!"

"Who dares to compare with me, I have stood strong for 500 years!!"

"Poof, zombies upstairs, right? Be careful that Uncle Ying accepts you! ”

The netizens in the live broadcast room blew their hides into the sky one by one.

Comparatively speaking, Wu Song's ability to brag is far inferior.

Zhang Yuan walked to the top of the mountain while pulling with Wu Song.

asked where Wu Song's family lived and those relatives.

Wu Song and Zhang Yuan gradually got acquainted, and the two had questions and answers.

Before you know it, the friendliness level has increased by two more points, reaching 82 points.

Like the history known to Zhang Yuan, Wu Song's family also has an elder brother who has brought up Wu Song since he was a child, and the two have a deep relationship.

Now in Qingzhou, he sells cooking cakes for a living.

"That Wu Song, did your brother marry a wife?" Zhang Yuan, on behalf of the former netizens in the live broadcast room, asked this sentence.

Wu Song shook his head: "My family is poor, and I haven't married a wife yet." And the eldest brother is short in stature, and he may not be able to look down on him as an ordinary woman. ”

Wu Dalang, is it not just short stature?

Netizens uploaded a piece of information: Wu Dalang is less than five feet tall, with an ugly face, a ridiculous mind, and a long upper body and a short lower body; When the people saw that he was born short, they called him a nickname, and called him the bark of the three-inch Dinggu tree.

Zhang Yuan didn't see it, and he didn't know if Wu Dalang was really so unbearable.

It's just that he is short in stature and makes a living by buying cooking cakes...... These are consistent with the information uploaded by netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Anchor, then ask Wu Song, is there a mother-in-law surnamed Wang living next door to his house?"

"Upstairs, why don't you ask directly, is there a beautiful woman named Pan Jinlian in Wu Song's hometown?"

"Anchor, beg Pan Jinlian!"

"Kneel down and beg Pan Jinlian, the anchor you know!"

"Sister, my surname is Pan, my name is Jin Lian, is there something wrong with me upstairs?"

"On the top floor! Sister paper, are you really Pan Jinlian? ”

"Drag the shemale out and cut it down, and run to pretend to be my true love, it's unreasonable!"

"9494, Pan Jinlian is my dream lover, you can't talk nonsense, you can only insult!"

"Ben ** silk, beg Pan Jinlian to insult and ravage!"

Netizens spontaneously collected a lot of posters of Pan Jinlian's film and television works from the Internet and uploaded them to the live broadcast room.

There are more than a dozen star beauties who play Pan Jinlian.

All of them are young and beautiful, and their talents are outstanding.

Especially one of the materials, Zhang Yuan couldn't help it, and looked at it again and again:

Not to mention that Ximen Qing was fascinated when she saw her, she was also graceful in the eyes of people of the same sex, Wu Yueniang saw Jin Lian for the first time: Wu Yueniang saw her feet from her head, and ran down; From the feet to the head, the wind flows upward.

On the wind flow, such as the pearl in the cement crystal plate; The attitude of the language is like the dawn of the red apricot branches. After reading it once, he didn't say anything, and thought in his heart: "Every time the little guy comes home, he only says what kind of wife Wuda is, and he has never seen it, and he doesn't want to be born Peugeot, no wonder I love him." ”

Even the old monk could be fascinated by her when he saw Pan Jinlian: when the monks saw the wife of Wuda, they were all fascinated by the Buddha-nature Zen heart, and they couldn't keep their hearts open.

……

I haven't seen Pan Jinlian yet, it's just the boasting and introduction of netizens and materials, and Zhang Yuan, the faint gentleman, is a little distracted.

"Ma Dan, if there is really a beautiful woman Pan Jinlian in this other world, then don't let it go. Since he didn't marry Wu Dalang, he was the favorite concubine of Ben Duanjun's harem. ”

Zhang Yuan, Wu Song and others, talking and laughing, walked to the top of Jingyanggang Mountain.

The afterglow of the setting sun falls on the towering treetops, and the evening breeze gusts.

A group of people looked around, cautiously.

"Like, there are no big bugs."

"There really aren't any big bugs."

"Maybe the big worm is still sleeping."

"Let's go down the hill, everybody."

"Don't worry, the big worm is coming, so-and-so will kill it, roast it and eat it, and give everyone wine." Wu Song began to brag again.

At this time, there was some movement in the bushes not far away.

Everyone was so nervous that they retreated one after another, Zhang Yuan and Wu Song looked at each other and stood in place.

"Is the worm coming?"

"Who's going to take a look?"

"I think everybody should hurry down the mountain."

"Wu Song, didn't you just say that you were going to be killed and roasted, and you should serve wine to everyone?"

"Yes, yes, Wu Song, you go and see first."

Because of Zhang Yuan's boldness in inviting guests to drink wine and eat meat not long ago, as well as the deterrence contained in the clear fingerprints on the silver, everyone instigated Wu Song to go and check.

Wu Song was also a little scared, but the big words had already been spoken, so in order not to lose face, he really walked forward.

"Don't be afraid, let's see."

Wu Song walked forward cautiously, and Zhang Yuan watched for a moment, ready to rescue at any time.

Walking to the bushes, the nervous Wu Song laughed.

"Haha, don't worry, it's a hare!"

"Wait a minute, wait until so-and-so catches a hare and gives everyone a drink!"

Wu Song, who is strong in martial arts, didn't take much effort to catch a rabbit.

A moment later, Wu Song walked back with a fat hare in one hand and a smiling face.

"Wu Song, be careful!"

"The big worm is coming, run!"

"My feet, my feet are cramping, help me!"

"I can't run either!"

"Zhang Yingying, save everyone!"

Hearing everyone's voices, Wu Song immediately turned around.

Suddenly, he couldn't help but open his mouth wide...... What a mighty worm!

Roar!

The tiger descended the mountain, arrogant, and yelled at everyone.

The vast majority of drinkers can't walk for a while.

The timid sedan chair man was even weaker in his legs, and he sat on the ground with his buttocks.

Even Wu Song, who was quite bold, trembled a little.

At this moment, Zhang Yuan, who had been prepared for a long time, shouted at the roaring tiger:

"Get out!"

Everyone only felt that Zhang Yuan's roar was more powerful than a tiger.