Chapter 138: Bad Luck (2)

"Don't worry about the undead in advance, let's save Wu's life in these seven days. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Luo Gui nodded and said, "Well, let's do it first, I will find a way to inform Wu Lao Er and see if I can find another replacement, Wu Ill, you should be careful recently, if we haven't found a replacement, you will hang up, we will be very distressed." "Get out of the way and die Wang Ba, Lao Tzu will definitely not die in front of you!"

"Cut, if you want to live past my old man, it's not easy, let's live 10,000 years first." Luo Turtle's attitude is very arrogant, but he is the most authoritative expert in longevity. Wu Yi secretly scolded himself for being really brain-dead, and he would live longer than a king, it seems that bad luck will lower his IQ together.

Lao Wei's car drove over slowly, smiling kindly as always, "Miss Huang has finished doing things, you young people are just neat, unlike me who always procrastinates." "Hey, nothing has been done, I'm going to go back and discuss it again." Lao Wei saw Wu Yi holding his waist and asked, "What's wrong with this gentleman?" "He accidentally twisted his waist, leave it alone."

Saying that, Huang Mei got into the car, and Sophia helped Wu Yi to get into the car, but as soon as Wu Yi stepped up one foot, he heard a roar of the engine, and the car ran out like a wild horse in heat. Wu Ill's half butt was still in the car, the car rushed out, Wu Ill fell directly, his feet were on the car, his head was half outside, and his belt was stuck in the seat belt.

"Hey, I'm rubbing! I'm going to die! ”

Seeing Wu Yi yelling and screaming from behind, Huang Mei hurriedly said, "Old Wei, brake quickly!" Lao Wei was stomping on the bottom of the car and was about to be stepped on by him, and he stalked his neck and said, "No, Miss Huang, the brakes have failed!" ”

With his own weight and inertia, Wu Yi slowly began to fall out, and his head was getting closer and closer to the ground. "! Can you please hurry up and save me, my hair is all smudged! "It's not a joke, Wu was really injured in the waist just now, and now his waist can't be used, and he can only be turned upside down like a strip fish. The seat belt suddenly loosened a lot, Wu was ill and secretly said that it was not good, now he had to fall his brain, and now the speed of the car is definitely above 100 per hour, so that the head hits the ground first and does not die is blessed by the ancestors.

Just when Wu Yi closed his eyes and waited for his brain to be dead, there were suddenly a pair of cold little hands on the back of his head, and when he opened his eyes, he saw indeed a pair of "murder weapons" Well, there is really no one else except Sophia. "Haha, it's still my sister who is amazing, untie it for me!" "Okay Ernie sauce, you just wait a minute." Sophia's stomach grew a pair of hands, ready to help Wu untie it.

"Sophia, watch ahead!" The car was speeding on the road, fortunately there were no people, but there was a stop sign here, and it was directly in front of Wu Ill, if it hit it at the current speed, Wu Ill would be properly cut in half. "! it! it! Sophia think of a way! Seeing that the stop sign was getting closer and closer, Sophia deserved to be the future artificial intelligence, and immediately decided to give Wu Yi a hand.

Wu Yi took advantage of this strength to directly grab the roof of the car, but the roof did not have a grip at all, and it was about to slide down again. And Sophia let go the moment she held up Wu Ill, and the whole person passed directly through the stop sign, to be precise, she was cut in half and put together, Wu Ill now he envies her immortal body.

Just now I was curious about how Sophia kept up with her, but now I finally saw that Sophia's feet had turned into roller skates, and Sophia could run so fast, she was really worthy of her identity as a future person. Wu Yi buckled the wagon and shouted: "Huang Mei, quickly find a way to stop the car!" "It's not a way to go on like this, the thing will definitely crash when it encounters a sharp turn or something.

"No! The brakes and throttle are all broken, and now only the steering wheel and radio can be used in the car, or you can listen to the music and relax first, and wait for the car to run out of gas. "Huang Mei, this is just, the devil knows when it will run out of oil. Wu Yi shouted, "Can you still come up with a more rancid idea?" Lao Wei said bitterly, "Now the steering wheel is also broken, we can only listen to music!" ”

Wu Yi watched as the driver's seat flew out and half-pulled the steering wheel, and then music really came out of the car. Wu Yi roared with tears in his eyes, "Can you change a Chinese song for me, I don't understand anything!" Sophia's speed is still too slow, otherwise she can catch up and help Wu Yi unbuckle her seat belt, so that Wu Yi doesn't have to maintain this embarrassing shape.

There was a soft sound of "snort", and now even this embarrassing posture can't be maintained for long, because Wu Ai's nails are actually cutting the iron sheet little by little, although the speed is very slow, but it really can't last long. Sophia's figure can no longer be seen, but with her stubborn temperament, she must be desperately chasing behind, Wu Illness is all she has, and when Wu Illness dies, she will lose the meaning of existence.

The claws have reached the limit, but fortunately, the edges of the car are thicker, so there should be no continuous cutting for the time being. As soon as Wu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Huang Mei shouting, "Wu Yi, be careful, the road conditions ahead are not very good!" Wu Yi looked up and almost didn't cry. That's not good, it's rotten at all, okay! What crushed stones, rotten vegetable leaves, scattered cans, it's like overturning a garbage truck.

The car was like having epilepsy, the whole car was shaking, and even with Wu Ill, it was the same as being electrocuted, and the roof of the car, which was already about to be cut, was cut even faster. The wheel pressed over a stone, and the whole car jumped up, and at this time, the edge of which point was finally cut off by Wu Zhi's claws. However, Wu Yi also took advantage of this opportunity to buckle the car body, gritted his teeth and said, "If you want Lao Tzu to die, you still have to wait for 10,000 years!" ”

"Wu Ill, I have bad news, do you want to hear it?" Wu Yi smiled bitterly and said, "If I don't listen, will the bad news disappear?" "The traffic navigation shows that there was a car accident ahead, and it was a garbage truck." "I'm drafting my uncle's God, there is a kind of you who will kill me with a thunderbolt!" "Boom!" Wu Yi hurriedly shrank his head, "Tong Yan is unscrupulous!" I'm not married and I'm a child, don't be like me! ”

After walking for a long time, he saw a garbage truck that overturned on its side, Wu Yi was so bitter that he was almost bleeding water, and he didn't plan to give himself a way to live. Huang Mei must be fine, Lao Wei has Huang Mei to take care of it, and it is estimated that it is not a big problem, but he is not necessarily, if it is usually estimated that it is a little skin injury, but it is difficult to say now, one is that the waist is inconvenient, and the most terrible thing is the lingering bad luck.

Seeing that he couldn't avoid it, Huang Mei decisively jumped out of the car to escape, and Lao Wei seemed to have lost consciousness and was carried by Huang Mei and swayed in the wind. Seeing that the garbage truck was in front of him, and the car would explode if it hit it like this, Wu Zhi decided to jump out of the car, but his feet were still wrapped around the seat belt, and Wu Yi found a new problem, that is, his claws were stuck.

This is the rhythm of car destruction and death! "Made, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it! Lao Tzu makes you a real broken car! Wu went berserk, alternating his hands and scratching wildly, and the sturdy iron roof was crushed to pieces by him. Now Wu Yi can wear the seat belt by himself, grab the seat with one hand, and directly pull the seat belt off with the other hand, and now he is free.

Wu was so excited that he almost yelled, but unfortunately, before he could be proud, the car seemed to be pressed against a stone, and he took off into the air and crashed into the overturned garbage truck at a faster speed. "Grass!" Wu Yi jumped up and jumped in the opposite direction, and at the same time, the muscles of his whole body were tense, just waiting for the moment he landed to roll and unload the powerful inertia. At this time, a powerful air flow came to his face, directly blowing Wu Yi into the sky.

"Wu Ill be careful behind!" Huang Mei reminded loudly, Wu Yi looked back and was almost frightened, behind his back was a stick like a brush, and he didn't know what it was to plug it into the side of the road, and he was sitting upright towards that thing! Wu Yi is already desperate, if this thing continues to be done, it is estimated that it will come out of his mouth, and he will still be a fart when the time comes!

Seeing that Wu Yi was about to sit up, there was a sharp hiss in the air, and Wu Yi felt that he had been knocked away, and his body was not painful. "Ernie chan, am I coming in time?" It's actually Sophia, she was obviously thrown away, how did she catch up? (To be continued.) )