Chapter 023: I'll Give You Something to Eat
At two o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, Zhang Yilan's second bedroom was in an air-conditioned room. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Quietly opened the bedroom door, took the cleaned and dried shorts, Zhang Yilan walked in with a heartbeat.
glanced at Le Yifan, who had the temperament of an artist, and looked at the handsome face, Zhang Yilan hesitated and nervous.
At this time, Le Yifan, who had improved his five senses, was different from the situation where he slept like a dead pig in the past, and he was aware of it when Zhang Yilan came in.
However, he was not sure who it was, so he woke up.
After opening his eyes and seeing that it was Zhang Yilan, he smiled: "So early, why do you want to peek?" ”
With a red face, Zhang Yilan handed over the shorts: "Who, who wants to see you." ”
took the shorts and put them on, thinking that Zhang Yilan last night was very virtuous to roll eggs for herself to bruise, rub safflower oil, cook noodles with her own hands, and wash her pants without avoiding suspicion, perhaps, it is not bad to marry her as a wife.
Immediately, he got up and gave her a hug from behind: "You are so beautiful." ”
It was a hot air-conditioned room, and as soon as Le Yifan's fiery body approached closely, in an instant, Zhang Yilan's whole body skin was tense, and her little heart was beating non-stop, as if 10,000 deer were colliding.
The beauty is in her arms, charming and fragrant, her body is delicate and soft, flexible, and very comfortable to stick together.
In an instant, the bat-eared little devils in Le Yifan's mind went crazy with their tridents!
Little Devil One: "It's time for a shot in a beautiful morning!" Hey! ”
Little Devil 2: "Teach her to be a man in minutes and be a happy woman!" ”
Little Devil Three: "If it's a man, you should snap it!" ”
Little Devil Four: "Women are like sand, if you want to catch her, then let her get wet first!" ”
Little Devil Five: "Don't doubt it, she is the best beauty, take her blood immediately!" ”
Little Devil Six: "If you want to be a great artist, you need soul sublimation!" ”
Little Devil Seven: "A man should take care of a woman, and immediately upload the 108 forms of her room technique!" ”
Little Devil Eight: "Men should be decisive, just use this posture, immediately!" ”
Little Devil Nine: "Let her scream with happiness, I am a beast, roar!" ”
Little Devil 108: "The brothers upstairs are right, love is just one word, up!" ”
And at this moment, Zhang Yilan, who was flushed as blood, broke free from her embrace and ran out of the room.
"Eh, don't run." Le Yifan shouted and chased after him.
As soon as he went out, the cold air in the living room made Le Yifan shiver, and the little devils were wiped out in an instant!
Hurriedly went back to the room to get dressed, and looked at himself with some beards in the mirror, Le Yifan thought of the ancient beauty Luo Fu in "Mo Shang Sang" to describe her husband's poems - she is white and clear, and her sideburns are quite bearded. Yingying Gongfu step, Ran Ran Mansion trend. There are thousands of people sitting in the seat, all of whom say that their husbands and sons-in-law are different.
After some narcissism, he got dressed and went to the bathroom to wash up.
When he walked to the table, looking at the tomato and egg soup on the table, the shredded green pepper pork, the fried lotus white, and the chopsticks that served the dry rice, Le Yifan smiled and said, "Xiaolan, you are so good to me." I'll give you something to eat in a moment. ”
The flush on her face rose again, and Zhang Yilan urged: "Hurry up and eat your meal." ”
While she was waiting, Le Yifan admired her good craftsmanship while eating.
Women love praise, especially the praise of their sweethearts. At this time, listening to Le Yifan's praise, she was very happy to see him eating, and her heart was also beautiful.
At this time, chewing the shredded green pepper meat in his mouth, Le Yifan took out his mobile phone and began to make calls.
The subject is the flat-headed tattooed man who cried and begged him to be his big brother last night.
The phone was connected, and the flat-headed man said respectfully: "Big brother! ”
Le Yifan said: "Big sister." ”
The flat-headed man smiled: "Brother Fan! ”
Scooping a spoonful of tomato egg drop soup, Le Yifan asked, "How are the brothers' medical expenses resolved?" ”
The flat-headed man over there seemed to be an oh, and then replied: "Brother Fan, you don't know, Huang Qiang's kid was miserable, he almost knelt down with us." According to your instructions, I left him 200 yuan to go home for the New Year. ”
drank the soup in the bowl, handed the bowl to Zhang Yilan, and motioned for her to help him scoop the rice, Le Yifan looked serious: "What do you call my orders?" Am I that kind of person? ”
"Brother Fan, look at my rotten mouth, I should be beaten, I should be beaten!" The sound of a flat-headed man slapping his face came from the phone, snapping.
After taking the rice bowl, Le Yifan instructed: "Okay, don't slap your thighs to pretend." Do me a favor, I'll send you an MMS message in a moment, and you ask the brothers to help find it right away. His range of activity should be near this street, especially around Jiajiafu and the Waldmar supermarket in front, find me a call, don't alarm him. ”
The flat-headed tattooed man patted his chest and promised: "Brother Fan, don't worry, in less than half an hour, I will help you find him." ”
Speaking of which, Le Yifan cut off the phone and asked Zhang Yilan to send out the picture of the troublesome guest last night.
While looking for the picture, Zhang Yilan was a little puzzled: "Yifan, what's the use of you looking for him?" Now it's crazy on the Internet, saying that you want money when you have fame, and the most important thing we should do now is to go online to clarify it. Many netizens are not stupid, as long as we say the key points, then they will understand that my dad didn't push him at all. ”
After taking a bite of green vegetables, Le Yifan smiled: "Netizens are not stupid, but they love to watch lively." Whether it's me or your dad coming forward, it's not convincing enough. Especially those single dogs, now that the Internet has determined that I want to step on a few boats, then I will lose points if I come forward. Don't need to bird them, I have a way to get them to shut up. ”
Zhang Yilan squirmed a little and said, "Then, do you want to step on a few boats?" When I was shooting last night, I saw that the eyes of those beautiful women were shining. You are a big star now, and there will definitely be a lot of beautiful women around you in the future. Even Sister Su and Lin Xiaodan don't look at you right, they like you. ”
Sitting upright, Le Yifan said nonsense with a serious face: "How can it be shining?" I was appreciating the arts. Although Sophia is beautiful and Lin Xiaodan is also good-looking, they are not as beautiful as you. You have a temperament, you exude a unique charm, and your body is perfect. All I want is you. ”
Although she knows that Le Yifan is lying, women love to listen to beautiful lies, especially the beautiful lies of their sweethearts.
Therefore, at this time, Zhang Yilan's heart was beautiful, but her face was pretending: "What's the matter, you lied to me, Sister Su and Xiao Dan are beautiful." ”
Le Yifan asked rhetorically: "Haven't you found out how beautiful you are, don't I know my mind?" Otherwise, how could I have slept in your house last night? Why are you eating your food here? So, come home with me for the New Year, and I'll give you something to eat. ”