Legend has it that the snake has eight heads, its eyes are hideous red, its back is covered with moss, and its abdomen is like a festering wound, always bloody, constantly bleeding pus and blood, its blood can corrode the earth, and wherever it passes, all living creatures and plants will be extinct, and the land will be polluted and can no longer be used, emitting a foul smell and poisonous gas, and its body covers the sky and the sun, like eight mountain peaks, the whole length is comparable to the endless mountains, and it can touch the clouds in the sky when it stands upright. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"And... A girl is eaten as a sacrifice every year. The monkey told all the images of the Eight Miscellaneous Snakes, and finally added: "If there really is an Eight Miscellaneous Snakes, we will put the boss in women's clothes and sacrifice it!" That's a brilliant idea! Wonderful, second, I'm really Kong Ming's reincarnation. ”

"Die!" Matenhaya finally couldn't help but move this time, and kicked the monkey with a Kamen Rider flying kick.

"What a nasty feeling~~" The monkey turned into a shining star in the sky.

Yushin suddenly spoke, and he was standing on the monkey's side, and he said, "I think this idea can really work." ”

The real Falcon was stunned: "Why do you even say that to Youxin?" ”

"No, it's not a joke, I'm just calmly analyzing it from a macro perspective, this plan works, Falcon, whether you admit it or not, you do look cute, as long as you wear women's clothes, who can guess that you are a boy? And you're strong, you're very reliable, and you're able to take on this task, and you can do tons of damage to the big snake by surprise compared to a woman who is powerless, can any other girl do it? ”

It is true that from the perspective of a bystander, the true falcon has the most security, even if the plan fails, it can get out of the way and will not become a burden.

The real falcon had goosebumps all over his body, and said in disgust: "Absolutely not, you are all foolish, change you, do you want women's clothes?" Standing and talking does not hurt your back. ”

"If I had you so cute, I would definitely be happy to wear women's clothes, I really envy the cute boys, and being able to wear women's clothes is also a kind of ability, proving that it is not a rough man who can only pick his feet, think about it, can a rough man have that beauty? A boy who can wear women's clothes can prove from the side that his conditions are very good, his appearance is dignified, and his face is like a crown of jade. Youxin sighed from the bottom of his heart.

The stone echoed and said: "Yes, I also think that the BOSS itself is in good condition, the skin is white and clean, the body is petite and slender, the temperament is dusty, the noble blonde hair and blue eyes, there are no flaws and beans on the face, and the eyes are watery and full of aura, so the women's clothes are good-looking and pleasing to the eye, and if I change someone else, I will only feel disgusting." ”

The real falcon has gradually evolved from being angry at the beginning, and has gradually evolved into a state of withering everything, physically and mentally exhausted, tired and unloved, and doesn't want to complain.

"Well, you're all going to explode." The real falcon wants to cry without tears, why does he have such a friend by his side? Oh my God!

"City Lord!" At this time, a villager ran in in a panic and said breathlessly: "It's a big deal!" ”

"What's wrong?" True Celestial Falcon asked.

"There are a lot of monks out there! They all had tin rods and purple gold bowls in their hands. ”

"Fate?" True Sky Falcon said lazily and casually.

"Not really! It looks menacing, and it is estimated that he is here to find trouble. ”

"Oh, I'll take a look."

Zhentian Falcon wanted to see what these monks wanted to do, so he went out of the excavation site, and under the leadership of the villagers, he came to the entrance of the village, and sure enough, he saw a group of monks wearing robes and hats, holding tin rods in their right hands and bowls in their left hands.

The real heavenly falcon is worried, the only person who has dealt with the monk recently is Tianhua Temple, is this the rescuer invited by the untrustworthy master?

The monk group approached, and a monk led by him made a single palm salute: "Amitabha, this benefactor must be the famous Guiyun City Lord, the old man is polite, the poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and the law name is meaningless." ”

What this monk said about 'famous' is just a polite remark, the Guiyun City of the True Heavenly Falcon is just an uncultivated poor village, how can it be famous? If there is, it is also poor and famous.

A bald head came out of the crowd, fat and shiny, not a master of faithlessness, who is it?

"Senior brother, it's him, it's him, who deprived us of the property of Tianhua Temple, my Maserati, my villa along the river, all confiscated by him!" Master Wuxin couldn't wait to sue in front of his senior brother, pointing at the True Sky Falcon, very angry.

"Hey! What do you mean? Is there any quality to speak with a finger at a person? You're a dog B. The stone burst into an expletive.

"That's... Stones, although they have no quality when they use their fingers, but they swear and swear, and they are not very good to drop. "The real falcon doesn't want to complain.

"I'm sorry, BOSS, seeing that this dog B is so unqualified to you, I can't hold back for a while." The stone is straight and authentic.

Yuxin thought of something, and said suspiciously: "Ahhhh I don't think I've heard you say vulgar words lately, so I miss it. ”

"I'm good, how bad the impact is, so I sealed it." The real heavenly falcon decided to change his mind for Rem, to be a good baby, the book is no longer drawn, and the vulgar words are not said.

"Oh, the power of love is great, but your word is 'sealed', which means that there is still unsealing?"

"Shhh True Heavenly Falcon glanced at Youxin and signaled him not to expose it, life is already so difficult, some things should not be exposed.

"A few donors...."The Master of Injustice interjected, a group of them were not here to listen to the joke.

Hearing the voice of the Righteous Master, the True Sky Falcon and the others turned their attention back, and the True Sky Falcon said: "I'm sorry, Master Senseless, may I ask, is there a senior brother above you, ruthless?" ”

Master Wuyi was slightly surprised: "Do you know Senior Brother?" ”

"There really is... Ruthless, righteous and faithless, then your master must be called shameless. ”

"Huh? This benefactor knows a lot about us Buddhists, and yes, our master is shameless. ”

"Ahem, okay, Master Wuyi, since you are here, let's get straight to the point."

"Amitabha, good, good, the true Falcon donor is so well aware of the righteousness, then we should always treat each other with courtesy, this time you have collected the property from Tianhua Temple, I hope to return all the money, compensate the Buddhist disciples for spiritual losses of 25 million, and kneel and kowtow to the Buddhist disciples to apologize, from now on, you are not allowed to ask about the practice of Buddhism, and you have no right to collect Buddhist taxes, not only that, but also to pay tribute to Buddhism every year, and express sincerity to the Buddha."

"Dog day, you paralyzed winter melon skin! What a big breath! "It's really a heavenly falcon spewing angrily, this is a fucking unequal treaty of the defeated country, right!? It's just throwing his real falcon's face to the ground and insulting him severely, kowtowing and apologizing? Compensation for moral damages of 25 million? A tribute every year? It is impossible for any bloody person to accept such humiliation and blackmail: "you horse, I tell you bald asses, no way!" ”

Youxin smiled bitterly: "Falcon, what about the good Congliang?" It's all foul language. ”

Shi Shi looked happy and blushed slightly: "What should I do?" Seeing the boss a little Lori angry and abusive, I feel so cool. ”

"It's mostly a disease, and it has to be cured."

(To be continued.) )