Chapter 143, Dongfang is undefeated with Wei Xiaobao
Because his mother's injury has not healed, Chen Hao has lived in his hometown for more than ten days, every day is to code words, practice drawing talismans, go to the Condor World to see those soldiers training, and from time to time sweep around various supermarkets or grain stations, add a meal to those soldiers, and give Xiang Yu and them a tooth sacrifice. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The leisurely days lasted until Wei Xiaobao came to find Chen Hao again.
This time, Wei Xiaobao didn't come alone, but also brought a young man wearing a bright yellow dress, this young man looked very unruly, and when he walked, he looked like a person who had been in a high position for a long time.
"What, Brother Bao, have all those viagras run out?"
Wei Xiaobao squeezed his eyebrows at Chen Hao, signaling that it was not himself who came to him this time, but the young man.
Chen Hao had actually roughly guessed who this young man was, with a faint murderous intent in his eyes, and asked, "I don't know who this is?" ”
"Oh, I'm Xiao Xuanzi, I'm Xiaobao's friend, I heard Xiaobao say that he knows a place where gods can buy anything in this world, so I'll take a look."
Sure enough, this young man is the Kangxi of his youth! Hehe, the first emperor of the ages, such a big name, but unfortunately, it is not the first emperor of the Han nationality.
After seeing the Mongol invasion, Chen Hao's murderous nature is much greater, especially these Jurchens, they deserve to be killed more than the Mongols.
If he could, Chen Hao might kill him here, but unfortunately, just like the people who came to Chen Hao's place couldn't cause any harm to Chen Hao, Chen Hao couldn't kill the guests who crossed over.
Since you can't kill him, there's no need to show hostility so early and startle the snake.
Chen Hao could only pretend not to know, and said, "It turned out to be Xiaobao's friend!" I don't know what you're here to buy? Or rather, what do you want to get? ”
Kangxi pretended to be casual and asked, "I wonder if you have any medicine here that can make people immortal?" ”
Every emperor actually dreams of immortality, they have already stood at the top of their world power, and naturally they will want to enjoy a few more years, which belongs to human nature, so Kangxi wants the elixir of life, Chen Hao does not feel strange at all.
"The elixir of life? I don't, but I know where it is, but I don't know what you're going to trade it for. ”
"Do you really have an elixir?" Kangxi said in surprise.
"I told you, I don't, but I know where it is, there are many places where you can get the elixir for longevity, I just don't know, what can you exchange it for?"
Kangxi thought for a while and asked, "How about the silver?" ”
Chen Hao shook his head.
Kangxi said again: "That gold? ”
Chen Hao shook his head again.
"So what do you want? I...... I can find a way for you to get it. ”
Chen Hao said: "It's not what I want, but what do you have that can impress me?" Honestly, do you think I'll need such things as gold and silver? ”
Kangxi pondered for a while and said, "That's right, immortals really don't need such mundane things as gold and silver, but I really don't know what is useful to you?" ”
Wei Xiaobao, who had been standing behind Kangxi, suddenly interjected: "Are the medicinal materials okay?" ”
Chen Hao still shook his head: "I needed medicinal materials before, it was just because someone else wanted to buy medicinal materials, and now that person's transaction has ended, I don't need medicinal materials." ”
Are you kidding? Waiting for Xiang Yu to knock down the world of the Condor, what medicinal materials can't be obtained?
"Is it okay to have all kinds of curiosities? But you can choose any of the treasures in the palace, and I will definitely get them for you. ”
"Don't" Chen Hao said: "That's it, I want you to prepare for me an army of 500,000 for three years' food and grass supplies, how about it." ”
"Yes" for his own immortality, Kangxi can exchange everything except the country, not to mention just some grain, grass and military supplies?
Chen Hao secretly sneered: "Okay, when I get the elixir of longevity, I'll send it to you." ”
Now Xiang Yu's soldiers and horses are not complete, Mongolia has not been destroyed, the Song Dynasty has not been won, and it is not suitable for cross-border battles, so he can only use the procrastination trick first, wait until Xiang Yu knocks down the Great Song Dynasty, and then destroy this group of Jurchen barbarians.
Kangxi was satisfied, and was about to leave, when another person walked in from the divine gate.
This is a stunning beauty (?) Wearing a red gauze, walking between thousands of charming, thousands of styles.
It's just that this beauty is not in good shape, and she is a little flat-chested, but it is not too affected.
Wei Xiaobao is a color embryo, he can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, he goes up and licks a face and asks, "Girl, hello, my name is Wei Xiaobao, what's your name?" ”
The girl covered her mouth, let out a coquettish laugh, and said, "My name is Dongfang Undefeated, good son!" ”
"Ahem, cough, cough..."Chen Hao didn't take a breath, and he almost choked to death by his own saliva.
Wei Xiaobao didn't know who Dongfang Undefeated was, and said with a smile: "The girl's name is so domineering!" ”
Dongfang was undefeated and smiled charmingly, and Chen Hao's goosebumps straightened up.
"Childe's mouth is so sweet."
Wei Xiaobao didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and continued: "Where, what I said is the truth,"
Dongfang was undefeated and smiled so much that he couldn't close his mouth.
Chen Hao almost laughed when he saw it on the side, this Wei Xiaobao is really anyone who dares to tease! I really don't know what kind of expression he will have when he knows that he is flirting with a shemale?
Wei Xiaobao still wanted to continue to flirt with Dongfang undefeated, but Chen Hao hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.
"Brother Bao, you wait a while, let me entertain my guests first, you go back first." Then he whispered in his ear: "If you like this beauty, I'll introduce you in two days, if not, I'll be your matchmaker, how about it?" ”
Wei Xiaobao was pleasantly surprised: "Really? ”
Chen Hao said: "Why am I lying to you? ”
Wei Xiaobao said: "Good brother is righteous, you have to talk and count!" ”
Chen Hao held back a smile and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely count." ”
With Dongfang's undefeated skills, in fact, he had already heard the conversation between Chen Hao and Wei Xiaobao, but not only did he not show the slightest displeasure, but his face was happy, and looking at Wei Xiaobao's eyes was also very strange, Chen Hao shuddered again.
After Wei Xiaobao and Kangxi left, Chen Hao asked Dongfang Undefeated: "I don't know Dongfang...... What do girls want when they come to me? ”
Dongfang Undefeated said coquettishly: "I want to be a woman." ”
"To be a woman?"
Chen Hao was a little surprised, he originally thought that Dongfang Undefeated would let him find a way to help him recover his male body, but he didn't expect that his biggest wish was to be a woman?
"That's right, in fact, I don't hide it from Mr., I'm not a daughter, but a man, but I want to be a woman now, a real woman, I heard that Mr. can fulfill all his wishes here, so I'm here." (To be continued.) )