Chapter 288: The Thirteen Taibao Horizontal Practicing the Golden Bell Jar?

"Hahaha, Uncle Nine, I haven't seen you for a long time, let's be intimate and affectionate today, don't you want to run, otherwise I know you, and the bullets don't know you!"

Scarface laughed unbridled and told one of his men to inform the boss while he swaggered forward with the others. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

Uncle Nine was jumping to scold Yang Hao at this time, but unfortunately the noise of the tractor was a bit loud, Uncle Nine was far away, and Scarface thought that Uncle Nine was talking to him, but he couldn't hear what he said.

Scarface raised his eyebrows, pointed the muzzle of the gun at Yang Hao a few times, and roared: "Grass, boy, hurry up and pull the drag, suddenly make a noise to death!" ”

Yang Hao shrugged his shoulders and shouted at Uncle Nine: "Uncle Nine, if I break the tractor later, don't be heartbroken." ”

Uncle Nine and Scarface both looked inexplicable, and they didn't know what Yang Hao meant by this.

Scarface was even more gloomy and scolded: "Damn, you kid is deaf, Lao Tzu told you to turn off the tractor, do you hear?" Hurry up, or Lao Tzu will shoot! ”

Unexpectedly, instead of stopping the tractor, Yang Hao accelerated and crashed towards them, without the slightest fear on his face, as if they were holding a toy gun in their hands.

"Spicy chicken, the tiger is not powerful, you really use us as Garfield?!"

Scarface was angry, remembering what the boss said before, after making this vote, he would immediately withdraw to Myanmar, and then he would not be afraid of being arrested by the police uncles to eat peanuts.

So he sneered, aimed at Yang Hao's arm, and pulled the trigger.

Bang!

A gunshot rang out, which frightened the ninth uncle and them immediately fell to the ground, while Liu Qing and the little monk widened their eyes in horror.

"Boss!"

Liu Qing screamed, fell to his knees, tears streaming out.

"Brother Hao!"

The little monk roared angrily, picked up the crowbar on the tractor next to him, leaned over and rushed forward.

But Yang Hao was like no one, still driving the tractor, rushing towards the Burmese suddenly.

"Hey, I'm ...... When did my marksmanship get so bad and I didn't hit so close? ”

Scarface was still a little puzzled, but at this time, the tractor was about to rush over, he didn't have time to think about it, and said with a cruel smile: "Grass, good boy, since you are looking for death yourself, then I will fulfill you!" ”

Bang bang bang!

He pulled the trigger again, and a three-shot burst swept towards Yang Hao's chest.

This is really murderous!

But Yang Hao was more calm than just now, and he was still a little worried about the effect of bulletproof underwear in the previous shot, but the bullet hit him, but he didn't feel it at all, and he was bounced away.

Scarface didn't see it clearly just now, but this time with three consecutive shots, it was easy to see that something was wrong.

Just listen to duangduangduang, three strange light sounds, the kid in front of him was unharmed, and the three bullets fell on the pedal of the tractor, and the shape was completely distorted!

Scarface and several other Burmese people saw that their eyeballs were about to fly out, and it was like seeing a ghost!

"Damn, this ...... How can this be meowed, body armor is not so mysterious, right? ”

Scarface swallowed his spittle, and said unbelievingly: "Brothers, fire together and kill this guy!" ”

Da-da-da-da!

Several Burmese people shot together, aimed at Yang Hao for strafing, and Scarface even aimed at Yang Hao's head for a point shot, and said that you don't have body armor on your head, this time you are not dead?

Yang Hao squinted, and there was no panicked expression, he knew that the strength of the shield that bulletproof underwear could provide was limited, but it was more than enough to deal with these backward weapons in the hands of the Burmese.

"But it's not rude to come and go, and I'm always beaten passively, which doesn't fit my brother's personality!"

He sneered, controlled the tractor, made a cool tail flick, and then deliberately shook his hand to make the tractor lose its balance.

Rumble!

The tractor turned over on its entire side and crossed the middle of the mountain road to block stray bullets and prevent Liu Qing from being accidentally injured by stray bullets.

Yang Hao activated the gravity ring, faced the rain of bullets, and went upstream!

duangduangduang!

A series of strange light sounds, bullets hit Yang Hao's body, and they were bounced away one after another, except for beating his clothes to tatters, they did not cause him any damage.

The Burmese people were stupid, looking at Yang Hao, who rushed over like a god, they didn't know what to do, so they could only pull the trigger in vain.

Yang Hao was already close at this time, and suddenly like a tiger entering the flock, a series of raindrops of Wing Chun punches fell on the bodies of several Burmese gunmen.

Bang Bang Bang!

The fist hit the flesh, and several people instantly rolled to the ground, unconscious.

Scarface saw the opportunity early, and after discovering that Yang Hao was really 'invulnerable', he had already smeared oil on the soles of his feet and ran back.

At this time, seeing Yang Hao chasing after him, he was also completely panicked, and even pulled out two grenades with his backhand, pulled open the pull ring, and threw them at Yang Hao with his hand.

"Grass, invulnerable? That old man blew up the cliff and buried you alive! ”

Scarface thought he was smart, but as soon as he threw the first grenade, he shuddered and slid his hand to throw the second grenade behind.

Yang Hao's pupils shrank, but he didn't panic, he exerted force under his feet, and flew up in an instant.

With light movements similar to those in martial arts movies, he flew on the side of the mountain and walked on the wall, and retreated behind the overturned tractor in a few dodges.

In the next second, the grenade exploded, booming with two loud bangs, echoing between the cliffs.

Then, on the dangerous road that had just been repaired, the mountain on the side collapsed again!

When the smoke and dust dissipated, Yang Hao looked up and found that the mountain road in front of him had disappeared entirely, and as for the vicious Burmese, they were buried deep under the cliff with their cars and people.

"Whew, I've saved the funeral expenses, but ...... You haven't paid Lao Tzu for his clothes yet, a good brand-name jacket, I was stunned to let you make Lao Tzu into a hole outfit, it's a fuck! ”

Yang Hao looked at the tattered clothes on his body, and even the red underwear was about to be exposed, and he suddenly wanted to cry without tears.

The little monk walked over at this time, his eyes were bigger than a cow, he looked at Yang Hao directly, and said stupidly: "Brother Hao, you ...... What kind of magic are you, you're really invulnerable!

He glanced at Yang Hao's crotch, swallowed his saliva, and said with a light in his eyes: "Could it be the legend that the Thirteen Taibao practiced the golden bell jar horizontally and shrank the yang into the abdomen?" ”

Yang Hao rolled his eyes, and before he could say anything, Liu Qing had already rushed over crying and threw himself into his arms.

"Woo woo, boss, I'...... I thought you were dead, but I didn't expect you to be afraid of bullets, honestly, you ...... Are you an alien? (To be continued.) )