Seeing everyone coaxing, he couldn't help but smile, these guys are all spectators, who knew that this was so dangerous. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info it is not easy to be the controller in this game. I thought the leader was good. In fact, on the contrary, it is the most difficult, sometimes it is "too much" to say more, "not to be enough" to say less, not to say or do is "to do nothing", and even smile slightly, it is not okay to be misunderstood, how difficult it is!

While everyone was raising their glasses and coaxing, he had already sat down quietly, pulled Zhong Wei and whispered: "What? Just looked at me so coldly, eating this new dry vinegar? ”

was hit by him, Zhong Wei's face turned red all of a sudden, and he immediately subconsciously said, "What! What is the new Tanhua, the old Tanhua? Also What dry vinegar to eat? Where is this? ”

He smiled and picked up a piece of lamb chops and put it on her plate, and said softly, "I don't know where it is!" I only know that although this Lin Yiran is said to be Miss World, she is not very authentic, as if everything is imitating you. Probably because you are such an old Tanhua and successfully won the championship, so she also wants to be happy! ”

She was secretly happy in her heart, pretending not to know, tilted her head and asked him: "What old Tanhua, new Tanhua, can you make it clear?" ”

He picked up three boiled peanuts, put them on her plate, plucked one with chopsticks, and said with a smile: "If I guessed correctly, when you signed up for the competition of female anchors on the city station, you were not ranked first in terms of comprehensive strength and pre-game voice." At that time, the champion should be Zhang Qing of Beiguang, who took the pure route, am I not mistaken? ”

At this moment, her face turned red, and she raised her eyes timidly to look at him: "You are so amazing!" I remember it so clearly! ”

He smiled and plucked the second peanut: "I still remember, this list is not you, but Shi Xin of Peking University, an absolute goddess, and the voice is also very high, right?" ”

She nodded helplessly: "Yes!" You said that your brain is really like a computer, you remember bit by bit, you are really convinced! ”

He pushed the last peanut up: "As for this one, you see, it grows the fullest." I don't need to say it too clearly, it's you. At that time, you lived under these two people, did you even dream about comparing them? ”

"You! It's annoying! She quietly reached out and patted his leg gently: "I know you have a good memory!" That's it! It's been so long, what are you still mentioning it for? ”

"Oh?" He deliberately frowned and sneered, "Has it been a long time?" How do I feel like it's not been so long, everything is close in front of me, as if it just happened yesterday? ”

"Oops!" She stomped her foot heavily, probably wanting to step on him, but she didn't, so anxious that she blinked: "I'm afraid of you!" Well, I admit that I, an old Tanhua, succeeded in counterattacking and compared Zhang Qing, who was ranked first before me, and Shi Xin, who was ranked second. Of course I have self-knowledge, and the most important of these is that you Tang Shao's credit, at least ninety-nine percent, is attributed to you, okay? ”

"Yo!" He gently lifted his cheeks and kept a wicked smile: "I don't dare to be greedy, 99% belongs to me, this is too elevated to me!" In my opinion, I will bear one percent of the credit, and the rest will depend on your own efforts, or other noble people to help you, am I right? ”

"Oops! You! She was already anxious: "What other nobleman?" Aren't you scolding me? The biggest noble person I have met in my life is you! How can you say such a thing, don't you believe me? Do you want me to gouge out my heart and show it to you? ”

"Haha!" He stared at her chest with bad intentions, salivating: "Okay! However, do you have to clean it before you cut it out, do you want me to help? ”

"Okay!" She straightened her face now, as if she was really angry: "It turns out that you really don't trust me, and you still want me to die!" ”

"Alright!" He shook her arm slightly: "Teasing you!" I can't see it! You should prepare immediately, after this good show, I guess it is time to order your general. When the time comes, you, the old Tanhua, will teach this new Tanhua a lesson that doesn't know the height of the sky, and let her know that relying on plagiarism to impact success can only be one more, and must not be two or three times. Moreover, once you meet the true God, you can only nod and admit it! ”

"Really?" She turned from cloudy to sunny, "You are so sure, Section Chief Wang will definitely order my general?" ”

He laughed, "Why! Sure! Whether it is true God or not is up to you! ”

"Good!" She clenched her fists all at once.

At this time, Wang Jialiang has already begun to perform.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Actually, I'm really not very good at performing shows, and it is thanks to Miss Yiran's love that I have chosen my general, so I came up hard. That's it, just now Boss Huo and Huo Xiaogongzi were talking about a joke, Boss Huo said it was longer, and what Xiaogongzi said was neither long nor short, so I'll talk about it short. If it's not good, forgive me! If there is no applause and cheers, punish me for drinking! ”

Speaking of this, the section chief of the world's largest department paused, seemed to have some scruples, and said with a little hesitation: "The joke I want to talk about is actually not called a joke, it is a real thing that happened to me!" We may not know very well, but my colleagues all know that the one in my family was also a beauty back then, and he was once known as a flower in our compound, and there were many people who wrote letters and handed notes to chase after them. As for me, I chased her purely by relying on her dead skin and hard foam! ”

"Hahaha!" When Jia Liang said this, everyone laughed. This person is such a mentality, when it comes to his own affairs, everyone will express great concern. So, that's a little trick for presentations.

Wang Jialiang is really not simple, and he cleverly used this technique, mobilizing everyone's attention at once, and showing great interest in what is going on.

I saw Jia Liang then said: "After this is chased, I, like us old men, have slowly relaxed my vigilance. Brothers also know that the work of our municipal party committee is too busy, and sometimes it will be 90 o'clock at night. Therefore, I was also negligent in taking precautions, and I didn't take this care home as a matter at all. Until one day, I was supposed to work late, but I finished the task ahead of schedule that day, so I went home early for a while. And guess what, I just got home a little bit early and I saw things I shouldn't have seen! “

Speaking of which, the atmosphere suddenly became tense, and everyone looked at Wang Jialiang, who was "telling jokes", no matter how you look at it, this big section chief doesn't seem to be telling jokes, but it seems that he is exposing his own ugliness.

This Wang Jialiang, what is this trying to do? Is it forced to be anxious, to uncover your own wounds, and amuse everyone? Or is his family already unhappy, and he deliberately told this to Lin Yiran, who is not familiar with the world, and then married a little daughter-in-law who is more than ten years younger?

Just when everyone looked at each other, Wang Jialiang said in a slightly low tone: "Guess what I saw? As soon as I opened the door and turned on the light, I saw my beautiful wife lying with a ** man! ”

At this point, everyone's eyes widened, and many people made an "oh" sound, and they couldn't close their mouths in surprise.

But when he saw Wang Jialiang, he didn't pause, he had a completely angry expression, and he looked like he was desperate, and said loudly: "At that time, my blood rushed up vigorously." I was so angry that my brain was buzzing, and I immediately rushed forward with an arrow step, and without saying a word, I slapped my daughter-in-law a few times! ”

Everyone was already stupid, the scene was surprisingly quiet, even a needle could be heard falling on the ground, and everyone focused their eyes on Wang Jialiang's palm, waiting for him to continue.

Wang Jialiang's slap slapped fiercely in the air, and while fanning back, he gritted his teeth and said: "Papapa, don't you know how heavy those slaps were at that time, even my own hands hurt!" ”

The hearts of the people have risen to their throats.

Wang Jialiang put down his slap and lowered his voice: "My daughter-in-law was beaten by me at that time and asked me what I was doing. I slapped it again and shouted, "What? What do you say? On such a cold day, why don't you cover your son with a quilt? ”

Speaking of this, Wang Jialiang stopped abruptly, stopped all movements, and looked at everyone with a smile.

Everyone was stunned and didn't react for a while. It wasn't until Thangka took the lead and knocked on the table that everyone came back to their senses, some followed Thangka to knock on the table, some applauded, and some even scolded: "Good you Wang Jialiang!" It turns out that this ** man is your precious son, why are you fooling us here? ”

However, the laughter of the Miss World was similar, and when they reacted, they all laughed and bent over, and kept applauding: "Haha! Jialiang Section Chief is really funny, Shengsheng said a funny joke about his own family, let us believe it, we were all deceived! ”

"yes!" Thangka waved his hand at this time, signaled the King Kong around him to be quiet, and began to summarize with a smile: "Good for you!" not only deceived these Miss World who met in Pingshui, but also fooled our colleagues who accompany us day and night. We really listened to it, thinking that something unforeseen had happened between you and your sister-in-law! This surprise almost scared us out of our heart disease, don't you think? ”

"Yes!" Everyone echoed it, and it felt like they had been deceived.

He waved his hand again: "Good! Now let's start judging, let's talk about whether this little joke that Jia Liang said can even be deceived can pass the test! ”

"Yes!"

"Can't!"

There were two different voices at the scene!