Chapter Eighty-Six: The Strange Girl
"Sun, are you alright?" After everyone finished recording the damn diving competition, it was already past 4 p.m. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Xu Canhao took off his soaked T-shirt, revealing his naked upper body (because he is an American and has lived there, sometimes everyone can tolerate some of his overly generous actions and natural physical contact), and walked towards the entrance of the village while carrying his clothes. When it was his turn just now, in order to be handsome, he went up to a higher rock formation. As a result, as soon as he stumbled, he was very embarrassed to enter the water in the style of flat sand and falling geese, and he was so ashamed that he plunged down and refused to get up. By the way, as a joke, he dived under the kayak where everyone was sitting, and suddenly burst out and grabbed Kim so-ro and Yoon Jong-shin and wanted to drag them into the water. Unexpectedly... The two of them overturned the whole raft, and everyone bathed in the water gorgeously.
Just as Taeyeon was about to open her mouth to speak, Lee Hyo-ri, who had caught up from behind, suddenly pinched Seo Chan-ho's arm, covered his face, and ran forward with his body twisting like a twist. Xu Canhao was stunned. Before he could react, Park Ye-jin also came over to stage the same sitcom, and Seo Chan-ho's expression was even more cute. Later, this shot was cut out of a dynamic picture, which was all the rage. It's a pity that the VJ at that time didn't photograph Xu Canhao's positive expression, which became a regret for the program team and fans.
"Scared? Hehe, hurry up and change your clothes, worry about catching a cold. Kim so-ro, who caught up from behind, grabbed his brother's neck and patted Chan-ho's chest, which had not yet reached the level of steel.
"Brother, I'm so glad for you to be in a place like this. Yes, you should also take a break and always make movies to make yourself look like a dog (this "dog", like many swear words in English-speaking countries, especially in the United States, in South Korea, if you say it to a friend, it is a joke about cousins, not insults). "Xu Canhao and Jin Xiulu have known each other for a long time, and they are the same as Zhang Dongjian. His wife Li Jinghua and Xu Canhao are not very familiar with each other, but they also talked and ate, and listened to her complain about her husband's almost paranoid and masochistic work attitude.
"Ho~ stinky boy! Do you think that you can have someone to accompany you in the night popsicle stick (you know ~) and you can ride it on the head of the big brother, eh?! Jin Xiulu immediately realized that Xu Canhao was mocking himself this time, and immediately used his body odor armpits to clamp the stinky boy's head and punish him.
"Woo~ brother, you are murder!" Xu Canhao struggled hard, for Jin Xiulu, a muscular man in the gym, if he wanted to fight him, there was no chance of winning. "Taeyeon~" Seo Chan-ho's face turned red and stretched out an arm to reach Kim Taeyeon who was passing by. Who knows that girl...
"Uncle fighting!" Kim Taeyeon smiled at Uncle Suro, the devil's muscular man of her family, and shook her fist to cheer up, then turned around and left in a dashing manner.
"Ah~ you two... Gee. Yin Zhongxin, the old man, almost held the elder shelf behind his back, patted Jin Xiulu's arm, and looked speechless at the childish performance of the two.
"Let it go, let it go. It's boring, everyone is gone. Xu Canhao patted his stepmother's arm and signaled to admit defeat before being let go. Brother, go to me. Hungry. It was obvious that Xu Canhao was inviting him to steal food.
"Really? It's true? Oh~ Our dear has nothing to say about OPPA. Jin Xiulu's eyes lit up for a while, and after peeking at the lens of his glasses, he laughed and hugged Xu Canhao affectionately, and the two walked out of a distance again, and suddenly they were like wild horses that had escaped, and they threw the inexplicable VJ off the eight streets in an instant.
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"Ah, why did you two go for so long?" Jin Xiulu and Xu Canhao were late, and the others were sitting at the big table in the courtyard waiting for them to come.
"Ouch, we Chan Ho, in order to prepare food for everyone at night, we specially brought seasonings from Seoul." Jin Xiulu decisively sold Xu Canhao again.
"OPPA can't go with him to steal food, right?" Lee Hyori is not easy to fool.
"Eh~ Brother, how can you do what you think, there are really only seasonings, seasonings. Those who are in the middle are airlifted from the middle. In order to divert attention, Kim so-ro also deliberately exaggerated the facts.
"Really?" Everyone saw Xu Canhao shaking it with a plastic bag, and came over to get a glimpse of the truth.
"What is this?" Park Ye-jin.
"Chan Hao has nothing to say about his cooking skills, you will know if you try it. Isn't it, Taeyeon? Kim so-ro slipped over to Taeyeon and sat down.
Kim Taeyeon seemed to be taken aback, looked at the uncle who fell from the sky and covered his mouth and smiled, nodding his head to show his approval.
"Ah~ What else can't you do, how can you even do this... Will all of these things be used? Liu Zaishi took out the small packages of spices in the plastic bag, looked at it and looked at it, most of them were things he had never seen.
As there were more and more dry material packets that they didn't know, everyone looked unaware and pulled Xu Canhao to ask questions. But in a blink of an eye, he was not interested in these eccentrics, but he said that he was looking forward to tonight's dinner.
"Alright, Taeyeon and Cheon-hee are going to pick pine leaves. For the rest, we started making whitebait miso soup and pumpkin steamed rice..."
"Wait, wait. Why did the two of them go? Xu Chanhao intercepted Yoo Jae-seok's words, feeling that he and Kim so-ro might have missed something before.
"Aren't you going to cook?" Liu Zaishi asked him in surprise.
"yes, stay and cook for your sisters, we'll help you." Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin hurriedly echoed and retained, so that Seo Chan-ho would go out with Taeyeon.
"But, I'm just..."Actually, it was Jin Xiulu who took those things, and in order to cover up the traces of the crime, he brought a lot of dry materials, but in fact, there are only a few things that can really be used. Because others can't recognize or know the goods, they don't know what Xu Canhao wants, so the aunt at home will get some of everything and let Lu Liya bring it.
"Ahhhh He meant to tell them to go and come back quickly, didn't he, Chan-ho? Jin Xiulu jumped off the big table with a quick movement, hugged Xu Canhao, and reminded him not to show his stuff.
But this kind of behavior is even more suspicious! Xu Canhao complained in his heart.
"Let's go~" The two "little couples" who went out to collect wind each took a dustpan and saluted everyone with a smile and said goodbye.
Taeyeon made Seo Chan-ho feel a little strange today, and several times made him feel that he deliberately didn't look at himself, just like now, he was treated as air again. 'Maybe... It's all too familiar... I've thought about it too much~ I must have been tired for a while...' he comforted himself.
"Za~ Let's start too. Pack up the whitebait first. Liu Zaishi stood up and clapped his hands to signal everyone to start moving, otherwise the sun would have to return home.
"So much do you want it all?" Dacheng, the grasshopper's dumb brother, jumped off the table and squatted on the edge of the pool where the whitebait was released.
"It doesn't take so much to do that, just use a basin to fill it with a little." The old man seemed to be very experienced, and stood aside with his arms crossed to instruct the family what to do.
"Is this all there is to be for dinner?" What does Xu Chanhao mean by eating only this one dish? He didn't mind, anyway, he had already cushioned his stomach in advance, and he loved it.
"Glutinous rice dumplings, pumpkin rice, these have to be made." The two ladies sat at the edge of the large table and looked at the whitebait swimming in the basin.
"Whitebait, it's not too big, it doesn't feel like it's easy to handle." Yoon Jong-shin.
"That's it..."Liu Zaishi helped Dacheng carry the basin to the open space.
"Chan-ho try it, let it be given to him." Jin Xiulu Lao Cheng sat on the table on the ground and pointed at Xu Canhao.
"Eh~ How do people say that they are also guests of the new family, how can they..."Liu Zaishi straightened his waist, and asked Li Xiaoli to block back in the middle of the conversation.
"Come on, brother." Lee Hyo-ri hugged his knees to watch a good show.
Liu Zaishi looked at her and smiled without saying a word, and after a while, he said, "It's better for Yizhen to come." ”
"Eh, brother~" Even Dacheng couldn't look at it, and complained with a smile.
Lee Hyo-ri even laughed at him for not being a man enough, and the rest of the crowd also laughed at his timidity.
"I'll come, everyone can have dinner early, aren't you hungry?" Xu Canhao laughed at the family that pushed back and forth, he simply squatted down to catch fish, put one on the board and fainted with the back of the knife, and began to cut the belly from the cheek.
When everyone saw his skillful and swift movements, as well as his skillful knife skills in handling the internal organs of the fish three or two times, they were only left with admiration.
"Ah~ You can do these things without being a soldier..."Liu Zaishi subconsciously sighed.
"It's so strange for OPPA to speak, what does this have to do with going to the army." Park Ye-jin laughed at grasshoppers for talking nonsensically.
"This fish should taste good," Xu Canhao muttered to himself. After a while, seeing that everyone was still watching intently, he couldn't help but think of a joke that he had been played. "Actually, it's possible for a fish to drown." He raised his head in a troubled manner, and looked around at the stupid brothers and the old man standing in front of him.
"What?" Even Jin Xiulu, who was playing with the soles of his feet, was attracted to this, but at first no one wanted to believe it easily, thinking that Xu Canhao was joking.
"Don't you know? You see, if the fish kept in the fish tank at home do not change the water for a long time, they will die of lack of oxygen, right? Xu Canhao began to slowly tempt people to think about what he thought was a scientific and reasonable explanation.
"Nae, Nae, that's right. Our family has had it before. Dacheng was listening very carefully.
"Everyone also knows that fish rely on gills to breathe..."Xu Canhao grabbed a whitebait tightly and held it up in front of him to show everyone. I pinched its gills and told it to hold its breath in the water..."
"Ah~ It feels so cruel." Park Ye-jin suddenly covered her face and shouted.
This made her good sister Li Xiaoli speechless, and several family members who knew this sister smiled silently. Yoo Jae-seok stretched out his hand and asked Seo Chan-ho to continue.
"Like this, pinch the gills hard..."After waiting for about two minutes, Xu Canhao's fish, which had been strangled by him in advance, "really didn't move" after taking out the basin. "Look, that's it, it's like someone pinching their nose and covering their mouth. If you don't believe me, you can try it? Xu Canhao said as he scooped out a few fish with a dustpan for vegetables and sent them to Dacheng, so frightened that he jumped back.
"Oh, it's really..."Liu Zaishi stabbed the dead whitebait with a knife, and when he saw that it was motionless, he believed it. Dacheng, you haven't done it once, try it. "The timid grasshopper is calling my brother again.
"Well, Dacheng will try it." Jin Xiulu, who looked like a ghost, sat on the stone steps next to Dacheng at some point, pushed him in, and told him to be bold.
"Hehe, it looks like this, Dacheng is actually as timid as Brother Shi." Lee Hyo-ri said with a smile.
Perhaps stimulated by the woman's words, Dacheng finally mustered up the courage to pinch the whitebait in the dustpan. Yes, that's right, it's pinching. He posed in the shape of an orchid finger, and carefully stretched out two fingers to catch the slippery whitebait, which was really speechless......
"Eh~ like a man!" Xu Canhao couldn't look at it, so he directly grabbed one and stuffed it into Dacheng's hand, which made him scream in shock. Then, Xu Chanhao grabbed another one that was ready to be stuffed to Kim so-ro, but he ran fast, so he had to give it to Park Ye-jin, who took the initiative to reach out to try it, and Lee Hyo-ri, who was despising these big men and volunteered to ask for silverfish.
"Filial piety, good job!" At this time, the old man Yin, who actually ran to the eaves of the kitchen porch, shouted here.
"Xiaoli, the family depends on you and Yezhen, come on!" Liu Zaishi also smiled beside Old Man Yin and fanned the flames.
The crowd was amused by their exaggerated (shameless) performance. The three of them grabbed the fish in their hands, tightly clamped the gills and body of the silverfish, and after asking Xu Canhao if it was feasible, they reached into the water.
A minute passes......
Xu Canhao couldn't help it when he saw the serious expressions of the three of them when they were violent to the fish, and the onlookers who stretched their necks out of curiosity and anticipation, and suddenly bent over and covered their mouths to escape, as if they were about to vomit.
"What's wrong, what's wrong with him all of a sudden?" Liu Zaishi looked at Xu Canhao who ran away in surprise and couldn't help asking.
"Haha... Not... Haha..."Xu Canhao finally burst into laughter, holding his stomach and squatting on the ground, tears quickly flowing. Everyone hadn't fully woken up to this time that they had been deceived, and looked at Xu Canhao, who couldn't stop laughing, with a puzzled face. "Haha... At... Ahem~ In Brother Shi, you guys are so funny. Ha ha... The fish will drown... Poof~haha..."Xu Canhao was already laughing formlessly at this time, and both cheeks began to feel faintly sore from excessive exertion.
The film crew was happy, the entourage of everyone was happy, and the local onlookers were also happy. Seeing the yard running to avoid the crowd, Xu Canhao, who would not die if he didn't run away from the slippers, was chased away by the family. In the end, he was chased out of the yard by Jin Xiulu, and the girl ran a long way, and the VJ who was in charge of the two shots ran straight behind and panted.
"Well done!" What VJ thought differently was that Xu Canhao actually stopped running and running, and when Jin Xiulu caught up, the two of them gasped and high-fived and laughed, as if they had been premeditated, which surprised the VJ who followed.
"Brother." Xu Canhao took a big breath and continued: "There is a supermarket in front, go buy something to drink and rest for a while." ”
"Okay, let's go. Luckily, we're smart enough to know that you're running out and following. I'll be back later. The two hooked their shoulders and put their backs on their backs, ignoring the VJ with black lines behind them, and walked to the small supermarket at the head of the village with a smile.
Another ten minutes passed, and the two leisurely and lazy guys, each carrying a bag of bribes, or a popsicle ---under the pretext of appeasement, walked slowly on the country road to catch up.
"Oh, it's Tianxi." As Kim so-ro spoke, he spotted Cinderella and Kim Taeyeon, who were facing away from them at the intersection in front of them.
"Oh ~ scared!" Two young boys and girls like flowers (two people with wild chrysanthemums in their ears and temples... Walking side by side, it's like falling in love. While they were laughing, the two of them were startled by the sudden ** attack behind them. Li Tianxi's rough girl almost shook off the dustpan full of pine needles.
"Hmm~" Seo Chan-ho let go of the hand holding Taeyeon's shoulders and opened the plastic bag for her to take the popsicle.
"Thank you." Taeyeon retracts her disgusted eyes and reaches for something from the bag.
"Haha, you're not as good as Taeyeon~" Kim so-ro laughed at Cinderella who sat on the ground.
"Alas, when will my brother stop doing this to me." Li Tianxi picked up his little liver and was helped up by Jin Xiulu. Then Xiulu handed him a popsicle and stuffed it in his mouth, and after coaxing a few words, the two reconciled as before.
"Ah, you're very strange today, why are you dodging?" Xu Canhao took the opportunity to ask his previous doubts.
"What to hide." Taeyeon walked forward with a popsicle in her mouth.
"You can't do anything to be sorry for me, are you?" Xu Canhao strode to follow, and glanced at the two older children who were still frolicking in place behind him.
Kim Taeyeon ignored him and walked forward.
"Oh, that's a big lump of cow dung, and there's a flower on it!" Xu Canhao saw that the child was stuffy as if he had entered puberty, ignoring people, and his crooked ideas came up again, and suddenly pointed to the grass on the side of the road and shouted, and deliberately bit the word "flower".
"Where?" The effect was remarkable, and Taeyeon-go, as he expected, stood still and wanted to see the wonder of flower arrangements on cow dung. However, she immediately reacted that she had been fooled, and unconsciously pouted and glared at the hateful Chan Hao.
"Hehe~ I knew you liked this kind of thing. I didn't expect a girl to be..."Before Seo Chan-ho leaned in and teased, Taeyeon grabbed a handful of pine needles and stuffed them into the neckline of his clothes.
"You're a #pervert!" Taeyeon yelled at him.
Xu Canhao was stunned, he didn't expect the little man to be so brutal, and he looked at her face as if he was really angry. Usually no one loses his temper when he fights and makes trouble, but when he suddenly sings like this, he is also annoyed. "Are you crazy!? Who do you lose your temper with? Just kidding... What the hell is wrong with you today? Xu Canhao couldn't help but raise his voice, so that the three people who were gradually following behind him unconsciously stopped and looked at the two of them inexplicably.
"You! Kim Tae-yeon was really angry, frowning and glaring at Seo Chan-ho. If she hadn't seen the two behind her and the camera, she would probably blurt out at once if she was angry.
"What's wrong with you?" After Taeyeon walked alone, Kim so-ro and Lee Cheon-hee ran up from behind and asked.
"I don't know. The little girl is 20 years old before she comes to puberty, maybe..."Xu Canhao shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently. "Let's go, leave her alone. I guess it will be fine after a while, kid~" He smiled, turned around and asked VJ if he had taken a picture.
"I'll tell the director about that shutdown." Hearing such a reply, the three of them were relieved and continued to talk and laugh and walk back.
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A very magical thing. Why does each collection get stuck in the ten-digit 8-9 and then float up and down for a while before continuing to climb slowly. It's like someone is teasing you...