Chapter 141: The Elixir of Life

"Lao Wu, we came to save you non-stop after having a meal at home, but I didn't expect it to be a step too late, it's really a little cold and cold, and the strong men are gone one by one! A bow! Wu Yi jumped up and slammed it on Tang Seng's bare head, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu is not dead yet!" Bow to your brother-in-law! Tang Seng smiled and said, "I'm not afraid that I'm not in a hurry when the time comes!" ”

"What's not in a hurry?" "I'm not in a hurry to say goodbye to your body, haha!" Wu Yi said fiercely: "Do you believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you now, make dumplings to eat?" Tang Seng stepped away and said, "Old Wu, don't mess around, you also said at the beginning, eating my immortality doesn't mean that you won't die in an accident, you better stop!" ”

After a night of almost swimming out of the whirlpool and being pulled back and almost swimming out and being pulled back again, and so on n+1 times, Wu Yi finally crawled out at dawn. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info people are tired and can't walk, and there were several times last night when he didn't want to swim out desperately, he felt that this time Tian Yagen didn't want to drown him, but wanted to exhaust him.

This is not early this morning Huang Mei came with Tang Seng and his party, but people are not like they came to protect Wu Disease, but like they came to travel, one person with a small yellow hat, and Huang Mei still held a flag in his hand. "Friends, our seven-day tour of the grove has officially started now, what do you want to do, now let's have fun and disband!" It's rare to find a dedicated tour guide like Huang Mei.

"Lao Wu, you bought this jacket newly?" "Buy a fart, people are almost gone, how can I still bother to buy clothes!" Tang Seng pointed to Wu Yi and said, "Look at it yourself, you originally wore a brown leather jacket to go out, but now it has turned white, although it looks very different, but I have to say that you are very discerning, and whispered to me where did I buy it?" ”

"Buy a fart, I gave it to the washing machine cup swimming competition! If you want to buy your own jacket and jump off here, I'm not going to stop you! Tang Seng shook his head again and again and said, "No, I think it's good to wear a robe, why did I spend so much on a monk, Amitabha!" ”

Wu Xingyun threw over a bag and said, "This is the soft hedgehog armor I knitted overnight last night, you wear it first, if something unexpected happens, you can take care of it." "It's still a girl who knows that it hurts, but now it's becoming more and more unpleasant to see Tang Seng. Wu Yi took out the so-called soft hedgehog armor and almost didn't cry, this is simply a dress made of countless iron rings, it looks shiny and good, the problem is that if you wear this thing and go into the water, you will die!

"Wu Ill, do you give me a gift in return for what you have received from me now?" Wu Yi handed the iron ring in his hand and said, "Why don't I return this thing to you, let's clear the two of us, okay?" Wu Xingyun was immediately unhappy, "What do you say, I rushed out overnight, you just don't like it, you have to wear it, this is a piece of my mind, I don't want anything in a hurry, you just catch two fish for me." ”

Wu Yi said aggrievedly: "Didn't you all finish eating?" Wu Xingyun said confidently, "I want to experience the life of the rivers and lakes at the beginning, this is called remembering the bittersweet and not forgetting the original intention, do you understand?" "I can't do such a tall job as catching fish, so let's let the professional Sophia come, she will definitely take longer than the fish in the water, and she can't play the fish if she drowns.

In fact, Wu Yi was mainly worried that he would be drowned, and he tossed all night, and now he saw that his group of powerful customers were coming, and a wave of drowsiness came to him, and Wu Yi fell asleep directly with a soft hedgehog armor.

Seeing that Wu was asleep, everyone sat up. Huang Mei said, "This time the incident is mainly caused by bad luck, Lao Wu has an accident this time, we can't ignore it, we have been taken care of by him since we came here, now that he has an accident, we must not stand idly by, everyone has a strong contribution, no matter what method is used, as long as we ensure that Wu is ill and lives safely for seven days, we will win, now speak freely, what is a good way to put it forward." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a buzz, and everyone began to talk about it, even the plug was discussing with the mushroom brothers, only the angel chicken and the hedgehog were making fists, and they were not expected to be.

Huang Mei put a small firework in her hand and said, "Okay, the discussion time is over, whoever has a good plan to mention it quickly, everyone is an acquaintance, don't be embarrassed." Tang Seng stood up first and said, "If you want me to say, I will first pray for Wu Ai to drive away bad luck, as long as the bad luck is gone, we don't have to waste these efforts at all, and I still have a piece of foot skin that I retired a few days ago...... "Everyone looked disgusted" Huh~! ”

"Hey! Don't dislike it, I'm a good medicine to cure the disease and save people, although it can't be immortal, but who can guarantee that Wu will not die of illness? Hey, at this time, let him take my elixir, and when the time comes, won't there be an accident or something! Huang Mei concluded: "The reason is sufficient, the chess table is passed, in order to prevent it, I will first feed the elixir to Wu Disease!" ”

Sophia asked timidly, "But how to let Ernie sauce eat it, he is very sensitive to the taste, and Tang Seng's feet taste very big, I am worried that I will be recognized by Ernie sauce." When it came to this kind of person, he also had a sad face, and Tang Seng sat on the ground in disappointment. Huang Mei pointed at Wu Yi incomprehensibly and said, "Listen! "Squeak! Creak! ”

The plug was surprised, "Wu is so good at grinding his teeth, I have to buy him a bottle of calcium tablets to make up for it!" Wu Xingyun was puzzled: "What is the matter with his grinding teeth, the elixir?" She really didn't want to say the word "skin", she was prone to nausea. Huang Mei beckoned to Tang Seng and said, "Old Tang, bring your thing!" ”

As soon as this skin was taken out of Tang Seng's arms, it had a strong smell, but this smell was also peculiar, no matter how you covered your mouth and nose, it was always pervasive and condensed. Tang Seng held his foot and said proudly, "See, such a big piece!" This is what happened to Lao Wu, otherwise I would be reluctant to take it out, this is what I tore from the cracks of my feet! ”

Huang Mei covered her mouth and said, "Don't talk nonsense, old Tang, now listen to my command, you will take the foot skin with you for a while by Wu Yi's side, and wait for him to get used to the taste before making the next plan." Tang Seng nodded and cautiously squatted beside Wu Yi, his face full of evil excitement. Suddenly smelling this smell, Wu Zhi was still a little uncomfortable, frowned, turned over and fell asleep again.

Tang Seng and the others breathed a sigh of relief. Huang Mei whispered, "Old Tang, you are waiting there now, as long as Wu Yi starts grinding his teeth, you see the opportunity and stuff it into his mouth, he will definitely eat it." Tang Seng nodded to show that he understood, pinching a small piece of foot skin and dangling it on Wu Yi's face, Wu Xingyun really couldn't stand it, so he covered his mouth and ran back and vomited.

"Squeak! Gurg...... Well, salted fish is delicious! The bolt and Huang Mei finally couldn't help but vomit when they saw this. The joy of the heart is no longer enough to describe Tang Seng's excitement, it is estimated that even if he takes the true scriptures, he is so happy, constantly clenching his fists and lowering his voice to shout yes!

The angry mushroom said leisurely, "This thing is much more powerful than poisoning, it is estimated that if I eat this thing, I don't want to live in my life, and the rest of my life must be studying how to die to be the most painful, Tang Seng, I will take this poison!" Spotted Mushroom nodded earnestly. Go, go, go! Let's play! What kind of poison, I am an elixir, I didn't give it when Qin Shi Huang wanted this thing, this is Lao Wu, I will definitely not give it if others want it! ”

The plug pouted and said, "Your thing is too poisonous, no matter who is poisoned, they will try their best to detoxify, but after eating your thing, they must only want to die quickly, people kill people, what you kill is the will to survive, you are much stronger than mushrooms!" The angry mushroom nodded and said, "We are indeed inferior to you!" ”

Tang Seng jumped to his feet and said, "Hey, hey, hey!" Are you so buried? I'm not also here to help people Lao Wu! You're going too far to say that, don't come to me if you want to live forever in the future! After saying that, he hugged his arm and dragged it on. Wu Xingyun's little face turned pale and said, "I thank you!" I thank you for the eight generations of ancestors, if we eat your elixir, we will have no face to live! ”

The bolt said, "Don't talk about us, I guess Wu Yi will have to play with you if he knows about it, you'd better not tell him, otherwise he will not only beat you into Shakyamuni this time, but he will directly send you to the West Heaven this time?" Tang Seng glanced at Wu Ai with a weak heart and said with a dry smile: "Is it so serious, I'm not here to save people!" "If you don't believe me, you can give it a try!" (To be continued.) )