Sun Wukong: You bad old man, aren't you very good at fishing, if you have the ability, you can fish for the golden hoop stick, otherwise my grandson will poke you to death. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

When Jiang Ziya saw the news, he directly sent a tearful expression, if he could fish the golden hoop stick, the old man would have fished it a long time ago, how can you let this monkey head run rampant!

Jiang Ziya: The war Buddha is arrogant, and those who are willing to go to Huaguo Mountain with the old man, please raise your claws!

Electric Mother: Claw Raising (Snickering Emoji)

Lei Gong: Hold high the banner of your wife and raise your claws!

Conquest of Huaguo Mountain?

Wei Wuji was stunned for a moment, and then he was full of anticipation, okay, let Ben Gongzi pour another barrel of oil on the fire.

Sun Wukong: Electric mother, last time you asked me to touch your buttocks, my grandson is a Buddha, of course you can't touch it, but don't be angry because of this!

Lei Gong: Stinky monkey, what did you say? (Anger)

Electric Mother: Don't be angry, don't listen to this monkey's nonsense.

Sun Wukong: Lei Gong, once I saw you kneeling in front of the Basho Cave, tsk!

Lei Gong: Wife, I can't believe what this stinky monkey says.

Electric Mother: Tut-tut, Sun Wukong, you finish talking to the old lady!

Sun Wukong: It's nothing, it's just that I heard Lei Gong confess to the Iron Fan Immortal, but he was blown away by a fan, Lei Gong, Lei Gong, let me say what is good about you, if this is known to the Bull Demon King, maybe you will have to kill the heavens.

Electronist: I remember one time when you came back scarred......

Lei Gong: Wife, please believe me, that time the third prince wanted to slay the dragon, and I followed by and asked you for a dragon tendon to replenish your body.

Sun Wukong: Speaking of dragon tendons, it was given by the little fox, right?

Electro: What little fox? (a barrage of angry emojis)

Lei Gong: The third prince can testify for me, let's find the third prince!

Lei Gong and his mother both went offline, presumably to find Nezha, but even if it is confirmed that Lei Gong did not lie, he will inevitably have to kneel on the washboard.

Wei Wuji was about to quit WeChat, but saw Tang Seng bubbling.

Tang Sanzang: Wukong, you are naughty again, it seems that you have mastered the mastery of the master's mastery, but when you go to Huaguo Mountain, it is very interesting to listen to, and the poor monk also raises his claws!

Sun Wukong: Master, there is not enough toilet paper in Huaguo Mountain recently, you have so many useless "Three Tibetan Sutras", why don't you send tens of millions of copies over?

Tang Sanzang: Wukong, it turns out that you snatched all the scriptures as a teacher, and you gave those monkeys and monkeys to use as toilet paper! (Blood-vomiting emoji)

Cat Demon: Sun Wukong is so handsome, Ben Meow wants to go to Huaguo Mountain to take a look, raise his claws!

Vampire: Sun Wukong is so handsome, raise his claws!

Hulk: Monkey King is not handsome, raise his claws!

Iron Man: Sun Wukong is not as handsome as me, raise his claws!

Elf: Ula Ula Ulala!

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Seeing that Tang Seng was vomited blood by Sun Wukong, the group of friends who were so angry with Tang Sanzang that they vomited blood before were bubbling and raising their claws, it is estimated that Jiang Ziya has already seen tears streaming down his face, this group of Western gangsters, I really don't know whether to crusade or to be a helper for Sun Wukong.

Sow discord and succeed!

You bastards, you slam the door and don't give out many red envelopes, so that my son can catch the opportunity, and I will ask Zhan Fo to reward you with a few sticks.

Wei Wuji stuffed his mobile phone into his pocket and looked out the window, Jiang Ziya's conquest of Sun Wukong, if it can really take shape, it must be extremely exciting, but unfortunately he didn't have the opportunity to see it in person.

"Uncle, I'm really almost at the station, just let me get off!"

The sound of a little girl crying and crying caused an uproar in the whole car.

Originally, the little girl who seemed to be eight or nine years old had been sitting on the lap of a big man with a big foot picking on flip-flops, looking like a father and daughter, until this moment, everyone suddenly realized.

That foot-picking man dares to love the legendary bus demon!

That little girl looks so cute and cute, no wonder she was targeted by the bus demon, she was molested all the way, and she was not allowed to get off the bus when she arrived at the station, which is really pitiful!

The crowd was angry, but they all dared to be angry but did not dare to speak.

"Be honest, when you get to the terminal, I'll let you get off."

was discovered by everyone, and the big man who picked his feet was not nervous at all, and threatened: "Otherwise, Uncle will take you to open a room and call a few more friends." ”

When the little girl heard this, she was honest, and she curled up and wept in a muffled voice, and let the big man touch her.

At this moment, everyone is turning their heads, looking away, out of sight and out of mind, this kind of bus demon, it is better not to offend.

No way!

Sure enough, the world is declining, and people are indifferent.

"Get out of the way!"

Wei Wuji got up and roared, squeezed through the crowd, grabbed the hand of the big man with his feet, and with a slight force, the big man snorted in pain.

Seeing that the little girl was still sitting on the lap of the big man, Wei Wuji pulled her to the side and said with a smile: "The next stop is almost here, go to the back door and get ready to get off!" ”

"it!"

The good thing was disturbed, and the big man who picked his feet was furious, and when he got up, he punched Wei Wuji's face.

This straight punch was decent, but unfortunately, in Wei Wuji's eyes, it was too slow, and with a push of his hand, the big man who picked his feet fell straight on the chair, only to feel that his entire right arm was numb, as if it was about to break.

The big man knew that he had met Lian Jiazi, and he was really fucking unlucky, so he immediately changed his strategy, pointed at the little girl with his left hand, and said loudly: "Lao Tzu gave her fifty yuan, but he said that he would touch it from the starting station to the final station, which is less than half the way, don't be nosy." ”

Wei Wuji was stunned, turned his head and asked, "Little sister, did you really take his money?" ”

The little girl burst into tears and shook her head like a rattle.

The big man who picked his feet leisurely took out a fifty yuan ticket from his trouser pocket, threw it at the feet of the little girl, and said proudly: "Look, isn't this a take?" ”

If it weren't for the large number of people on the bus and the surveillance, Wei Wuji would really want to punch him to death.

"Boy, to tell you the truth, my eldest brother is not a vegetarian."

The big man leaned back on the chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and threatened: "You provoked me today, and you will ruin your family in a few minutes." ”

There are a lot of brains in this world!

Wei Wuji didn't say a word, bent down to pick up the fifty ticket, threw it on the big man who picked his feet, and asked with a smile: "I'll give you fifty yuan, let me cripple you, okay?" ”

All the passengers had been looking at Wei Wuji curiously, and when they heard this, they couldn't help but laugh, but they were glared at by Wei Wuji, and they were instantly silent.

The big man who picked his feet was very self-aware, knowing that he was not Wei Wuji's opponent, so before Wei Wuji could make a heavy move, he immediately took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and said: "Brother Meijing, I was beaten, come and save me!" ”

Brother Meijing?

Flower beauty?

Wei Wuji looked confused, thinking that it shouldn't be such a coincidence!

Just when the bus arrived at the next stop, Wei Wuji pulled the big man who picked his feet and got off the bus first, he wanted to see if the eldest brother of the bus demon was a beautiful flower.

Didn't Hua Meijing want to win him over, if his little brother was like this, he would just take the opportunity to refuse.

The little girl also got out of the car, followed Wei Wuji, and asked in a low voice, "Brother, how much is your phone number?" ”

Wei Wuji gave the little girl the number, and was about to ask for her name, but saw that she had already run into the distance.

"Brother Meijing is here, stinky boy, you're dead!"

The big man suddenly let out a cheer, and saw a black Mercedes stop in front of them.