Chapter 1 Cheap Seat Immortals
These days, there are so many strange things!
A certain strange person who hasn't found a job for several months, and when he hasn't found a job for half a year, he received a strange interview notice today, asking him to go for an interview after dark, which once made someone suspect that this was a certain KTV collecting male public relations. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Even so, he plans to try, if he really wants to think so, it can be regarded as a good proof that he can eat with his face.
After checking the relevant information of this unit on the Internet, I finally have a bit of a spectrum in my heart, this unit is in charge of more complicated things, who gets married or has a funeral, or has any natural or man-made disasters, or which family has lost something, they have to intervene, but also to establish a new style, and build a harmonious life.
Looks similar to the street aunt?
It's night at night, maybe they're busy during the day.
Someone thinks so, but even he can't convince himself, it seems to him that they just drink tea, play poker, and then leave work.
Busy until the evening interview? When pigs fly!
The reason why someone has been reluctant to reveal his name is because his father gave him a very, very appetizing name: Marshal Huang.
When his parents were young, they were also young talents, not perfect, but they were also dignified, but Marshal Huang skillfully avoided all the advantages of his parents and inherited their shortcomings.
Parents say that he is one in a million, one in ten thousand, this is true, a collection of parents' shortcomings as one, it is really a coincidence that the world is combined, how to let yourself run into a probability of one in 10,000!
If you talk too much, it's all tears!
Bring your resume and get ready to go!
This time, you must succeed in the interview, and if you don't go to work again, you can only survive by eating dirt.
When night fell, the lights came on, and Marshal Huang came to the address given to him by the other party, but it was a park, and there were quite a lot of people.
When he was about to enter the park, a young man asked him for the address, and the two of them wanted to go to the same place, which was obviously competing with him and interviewing together, so Marshal Huang pointed to the KTV across the road and said: That's it.
The man hesitated for a moment and ran to the bus stop to wait for the bus, he was not going to go to this interview.
It was just after dinner, and the park was overcrowded, but as I walked inside, there were fewer and fewer people, and at last I saw a short and fat old man exercising, wielding this crooked cane in his hand.
"Uncle, do you know how to get to this location?" Marshal Huang gave the address to the old man and showed it.
"This is it!" The old man said, when he spoke, his hand did not stop, and the crutch was drawn against the tip of Marshal Huang's nose, and the stick was whirring.
It seems that the strength of this old man's hands is not small, right? Could it be that he has a unicorn arm?
Marshal Huang hurriedly took a step back and asked with a smile, "Uncle, what are you doing here?"
"Convulsions."
"Forehead......" Marshal Huang was a little helpless to the old man's answer, and he convulsed...... Sure enough, it's a convulsion!
"Are you sure this is my address, I'm here for an interview, but I don't think it's a place for an interview."
"Why isn't there a place for interviews here?" The old man suddenly turned around, and after the wooden stick drew a circle in mid-air, he went straight to Marshal Huang's head.
The speed was too fast, and it was too late to dodge, so Marshal Huang could only watch as the crutch slammed heavily on his head.
After a burst of Venus, he fell to the ground with a thud.
The old man laughed, bent down, and picked up Marshal Huang, and at the moment when he bent over, a small temple appeared behind him, and a clay sculpture of an old man was enshrined in the temple, and the appearance was exactly the same as this old man.
I don't know how long it took, Marshal Huang slowly woke up. At this time, he sat in front of a table, and across from him, sat an old man.
There was no light in the room, and I could only barely see the outline of the old man by the light outside, and the whole room was unusually gloomy.
"I'll just say I can get an interview here!" The old man touched his big round belly and smiled.
"Why did you hit me?" Marshal Huang asked.
"This is a test for you, if someone is against you in the future, you will have to be beaten!"
"Can't I fight back?" Marshal Huang asked rhetorically, how can there be a reason to only be beaten and not fight back.
"Anyway, we are also a public institution, although you are only a trainee now, but you must also pay attention to the image of the enterprise, if you have to beat people, find a place where outsiders can't find out." The old man said lightly.
"Public Institution ...... Wait a minute, you just said that I am a trainee, which means that I have been hired. ”
The old man nodded.
"How much is the salary, is there five insurances and one housing fund, and how to rest?"
The old man hesitated slightly, and said slowly: "Anyway, you are alone here, and you arrange your own work hours, but you have to manage this area well, otherwise you will be fired properly." ”
"Then why don't you do it, when you reach retirement age, go home and get a pension?" Marshal Huang asked.
"I'm promoted." The old man said with a smile on his face, he had waited for hundreds of years and finally waited for this moment.
"The reason you didn't quit your job is because you haven't made enough money?" Marshal Huang suddenly smiled and said, I heard that there is oil and water in this industry.
“……”
"Alright, you go home first. I'll hand over the work to you tomorrow, and you'll think about it for the night, do you want to come to work with me?" The old man said lightly.
"You haven't told me how much your salary is? If you don't tell me the salary, how can I think about it!"
The old man rubbed the stick in his hand, thought for a while, and then said, "The basic salary is three thousand plus commission, and there are some extra money." ”
Marshal Huang nodded hurriedly, three thousand is enough to live for a while, after all, this is also a career establishment, and the future is still relatively good, and there is a commission, if there is a more suitable job, it will be too late to change jobs. He also knows a lot about this kind of unit, of course, they can't live by wages, that's how much it is, and the most important thing is extra money.
"I wish you all the best in your future work."
"Thank you, uncle, for giving me this opportunity." He bowed slightly at the old man, and then left the room.
As soon as he came outside, Marshal Huang was taken aback, how did he feel that the things outside seemed to be much bigger, and after taking two steps forward, those things began to get smaller.
In the blink of an eye, Marshal Huang discovered again that it was not the things around him that had become smaller, but that he had become bigger.
Then he looked back and gasped, he actually walked out of a small temple......
What did you come across?
Marshal Huang suddenly started to run away, and went home directly after taking a taxi.
Marshal Huang, who was lying on the bed, was beating with a fluttering distance, and he couldn't believe the scene he had just seen, he actually went to the interview to be a fairy?
In other words, how come there is no obstacle at all to communicate with the gods?
Could it be that the Jade Emperor also drew a circle in the heavenly court, carried out reform and opening up, kept pace with the times, and built the dream of the heavenly court together?
Although the other party is an immortal, but thinking about it at this time, Marshal Huang is still a little afraid that he actually came out of the temple, and this job is obviously to make himself a trainee immortal, which is too shocking.
As a modern youth with a higher college education, he should break the feudal superstition, maybe he is sleeping and dreaming now?
Then this dream is also a little too bizarre.