Chapter 81: There is a god three feet above his head
Of course, he quickly confessed, he quickly put away his anger, people are self-aware, even the boss is thinking about retreating, as a younger brother, he has no courage to make extraneous branches, otherwise it is unknown whether the gods will let him go, in case he provokes the boss and spoils him for a big thing, it is true that he will definitely not let himself go. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Not to mention, he has not been in vain by Bugao's side all these years, and his understanding of his character and character is as clear as how many snails he has on his fingers.
He was impulsive just now, and after finding out that the situation was not good, he decisively pretended to be cowardly, but Ma Yizheng wanted to find something to do, so how could he give up easily? "Yo, this little brother, you seem to be very unconvinced? What's the matter, you want to bite me? ”
"I ......" Liang Zai was angry, he wanted to say dirty, scolded Ma Yi back, and was worried that he would be caught by him, and then make a big fuss and ruin the boss's retreat plan.
Liang Tsai had nothing to do, so he looked at Ma Yi with a sad gaze, as if Ma Yi had taken away his first night. Ma Yi was originally a good young man who was physically and mentally healthy, never had bad habits, and never thought about Liang Zai's chrysanthemums, and in his plan, Liang Zai was just a passerby, so he decisively chose to ignore him.
"Step boss, if you want to slip away, just say it, who are we with whom, it's not interesting to be so complicated, right?" There was a sneer on the corner of Ma Yi's mouth. "Those who know the times are Junjie, I won't laugh at you." As the old saying goes, you don't slap people in the face, and you don't expose your shortcomings when you scold people, Ma Yi is slapping Bugao in the face, it's just a slap in the face! Bugao is one of the four hall masters of the Sanjin Gang, and his status in the rivers and lakes is equivalent to that of a party, although he doesn't dare to say that he can turn his hands into clouds and turn his hands into rain, but no one dares to slap him in the face.
"Ma Yi, do you know how the word 'death' is written?" Bugao was annoyed and gritted his teeth at Ma Yi, completely forgetting his reverence for the gods.
"Of course, my brother's primary school certificate is a real test, not bought with money, and Teacher Fang XX is not afraid to fight fake couples." Ma Yi looked arrogant, and then used his fingers to draw a serious volley, "There are a total of six strokes of the dead word, which are horizontal, apostrophe, horizontal apostrophe, point, apostrophe, and vertical hook." Step boss, do you understand? ”
After writing, Ma Yi was like an elementary school teacher asking his students.
Torture! The step height almost went wild.
"What a drop, are you looking for death?" The green tendons on Bugao's neck were exposed, and he seemed to be eager to swallow Ma Yisheng. In fact, it's no wonder that he is angry, Ma Yi is almost against the sky, not only slapping him in the face, but also using him as a pastime, it is indeed unbearable for uncles and aunts.
Seeing that the boss was angry, the elites of the Three Elite Gang raised their guns again and aimed them at Ma Yi. Not to mention, they really look a little bit well-trained about that. Looking at the muzzle of the black hole, Luo Rong's heart hung again, and she looked at Ma Yi suspiciously, because she didn't understand that Bugao had obviously intended to let them go just now, but instead of appreciating it, Ma Yi angered Bugao again.
"Ma Yi, why do you want to do this?"
She asked in a whisper.
Ma Yi thought for a while and replied: "For the sake of once and for all, for us to no longer be coerced by these birdmen." Bugao is a person from the underground world, he should understand the rules that will not harm his family, but he broke the rules and attacked you and Lu He and his wife, so he must pay the price for his stupid behavior! ”
Luo Rong hugged Ma Yi's hand, looked around, and whispered: "But there are many of them now, and they are either knives or guns in their hands, you can't beat them." Ma Yi smiled lightly, "They had already shot just now, but weren't we unscathed?" ”
Luo Rong looked up at the sky, puzzled in her heart, "Could it be that there are really immortals in the sky?" Are they helping us in secret? ”
Ma Yi looked at Luo Rong helplessly, and said in his heart, aren't people who study medicine all science? Science should be materialistic, not idealistic, right? Don't people who believe in materialism only believe in science and don't believe in ghosts and gods?
But why, Luo Rong would rather believe that there are gods in the world, than change another way of thinking, think about whether the people around her are special and have a special ability to not be afraid of knives and guns? He then turned to think about it, he is a cultivator, although the abilities on his body are not idealistic, but they can't be classified as materialism, these are all superpowers that have only appeared since there were online novels.
Of course, this is only for lovers of fantasy and urban fantasy novels, and for the traditional readership and writers, they will not hesitate to scoff at it.
Looking at Luo Rong's appearance, she is a conservative girl, and she is not interested in the current variety of online novels, which are of good and bad, so it is logical that she doesn't think about it in that way. As for the reason for thinking about the gods, it is actually very easy to understand, it is a Chinese people who know that China has a 5,000-year-old civilization, and the ghost and god culture is like a strange flower, stretching for thousands of years, and the Chinese people have been immersed in the ghost culture since childhood, and the images of ghosts and gods are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so once there is a vision that science cannot explain, they naturally think about the gods or ghosts.
Obviously, Luo Rong is not exempt from vulgarity.
"There are no gods in the sky, the gods are in our hearts, as long as we have gods in our hearts, the gods are everywhere." The old god Ma Yi is here, as if she was well-read at the age of five, and Sister Feng, who can know astronomy and geography at the age of six, can't be outstanding.
"Ugh! ......" Luo Rong was stunned, she didn't expect Ma Yi to be able to speak to her like a monk when she was pointed at her head with more than a dozen guns, she should say that he was nervous? Or is he stupid?
Bugao looked up at the sky with a weak heart, and silently recited in his heart: "Heaven and earth spirit, there are gods on the head, there are gods on the head, don't blame the passing immortals, the disciple Bugao is indeed not killing innocents indiscriminately, just to avenge the killing of his brother, Ma Yi is not a kind person of God and Ma, in fact, he is an outlaw, he has done a lot of evil, and he is innocent of death, I killed him today, not only to avenge personal revenge, but also to eliminate harm for the people, so please don't meddle in this matter again, after I successfully eliminate the harm, I must prepare all the pigs and sheep for the three animal sacrifices, There are also Mercedes-Benz BMW villa beauties to pay tribute to the gods. ”
Bugao clasped his hands together, and said something in his mouth, using the means he usually used to deal with, bribe and bribe civil servants at all levels in Binhai, serve them, and provide protection for them, and bribed all the gods and goddesses more openly and fruitfully. After the wish was made, he thought that he had bought off all the immortals, and they had given up the protection of Ma Yi, so his courage grew again.
"Ma Yi, I've already given you a chance, but you don't know how to cherish it, so when you get to the Netherworld, don't blame me." He said to Ma Yi suspiciously. Ma Yi was stunned, "Bugao, I found that you can really pretend!" Save this nonsense until you really have what it takes to kill me. ”
Bugao was repeatedly slapped in the face by Ma Yi, even if he was well cultivated, he couldn't help but get mad, not to mention that he was originally an uncultivated person, and he just wanted to scare Ma Yi with all that nonsense just now, hoping that he would retreat in the face of difficulties. Unexpectedly, Ma Yi is a tendon, and he doesn't eat him at all.
Well, since that's the case, then let's speak with strength. If fists don't work, we use knives; If a knife doesn't work, just use a gun. Bugao wanted to know how Dang Ma Yi had escaped under their guns without the help of the gods.
This time, he personally took out his pistol, loaded the bullet with a "...... click", opened the safe, and pointed the muzzle at Ma Yi, "Do you know why the flowers are so red?" ”
Seeing that he was winning, Bugao sold cuteness again.
A middle-aged uncle sells cute?!
Readers of "The Invincible Doctor of the City", parents of food and clothing, please open your minds and imagine that picture, will it be a bit like Sister Feng pretending to be cute? …… Alas, Sister Feng has been away from us for many years, and we don't joke about her anymore, okay?
"Do you believe that someone will help you stop the bullets?" Bugao asked Ma Yi dementedly, "If you can still be so lucky, you are still not dead after the gunshot, I will give you ** toes." ”
Ma Yi smiled bitterly, "As for me, I will definitely not die, but I don't dare to let you ** fingers, otherwise if you infect me with syphilis and AIDS, what should I do?" Bugao was decisively furious, "you!" He pulled the trigger viciously, and the other gunmen opened fire.
Because there was no unified command of the shooting, the action was not uniform, and the gunfire was uneven, but unexpectedly, it was even more powerful......
There is no accident, the sound of gold and iron is also endless, and Bugao opened his eyes wide, and almost a mouthful of old blood spurted out. The blood-red cymbal wheel appeared in the air again at some point, blocking between them and Ma Yi, and their bullets were all blocked by it.
Isn't it true that the gods are unreliable? Just now they made a grand wish, don't they care about their incense offerings, they have to be a stupid god who is honest, dedicated, fair, and righteous?
I'm!
Bugao looked like you are stupid, and decisively raised his middle finger to the sky above his head. The originally clear sky was suddenly accompanied by a faint thunder, and a dark cloud drifted from the sky.
"Uh......" Bugao was shocked, quickly put away his middle finger, and even shrunk his neck.
If there is really a god on his head, we can't blasphemy the gods casually! The sky suddenly had a vision, not to mention the step height, even Luo Rong was so nervous that she swallowed her saliva, it seemed that in front of the gods, the threat of the gun was a floating cloud. Ma Yi didn't rush to put away the cymbal wheel this time, he walked out from behind him, and he bowed with a smile on his face, "I said, you can't kill me, you still don't believe it." ”
"Are you a human or a ghost?" Bugao was unwilling, but the hand holding the gun was trembling.
"Joke, of course I'm human, have you ever seen a ghost who can walk around in broad daylight under the scorching sun? Alas, it's terrible to be uneducated. Ma Yi shook his head, looking distressed that Bugao was uneducated. Bugao couldn't cry or laugh, if according to Ma Yi's definition, those illiterate old ladies in the countryside are all cultural people, and they also guarantee that they can see a master's student in ten steps and meet a postdoctoral fellow in a hundred steps!