Chapter 368: Happy to be a father
The Snow Girl finally got her wish and got the first collection, that is, the man who initially stalked Wu Ai, even if his body was full of steel, it could not withstand the terrifying and domineering goddess Athena, and the last one was like a broken doll that was broken, and was frozen by the Snow Girl into a work of art, in order to be more beautiful, his hands and feet and various joints were put into the bracket, which looked very powerful, so the Snow Girl would go out every day to see if there would be a fool to throw into her arms. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Today is already the second day, and Huang Mai also came to drink tea in silence, and gave Bai Gujing a thousand yuan. "This money is for me to thank you, those three people are all wasted, no one will help you in the future and you will not be able to live, the real life is better than death, thank you." Wu Yi picked up the money and whipped it in his hand, like a gangster who collects protection money: "That's it?" You're too picky, aren't you? ”
Huang Mai smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, that's all there is left for this month, you can make up the flowers first." After finishing speaking, he was about to leave, and Bai Gujing pulled Huang Mai and said: "I can't ask for this money, I don't have anything to spend money on, you can keep it yourself." Huang Mai frowned, but still took the money and said, "I will pay you back next month." Wu Yi wondered: "Are you short of money?" ”
This shouldn't be, Huang Mai and they are basically all heads, don't work on the belt anymore, the salary is high, and the salary is high, these Wu Ills know that if they didn't make a little money, Wu Ill really had the idea of joining them.
Huang Mai shook his head and didn't speak, and God suddenly spoke: "You won't give all your wages to the families of your dead comrades, will you?" Huang Mai paused and nodded, Wu Yi stopped Huang Mai and said, "Let's have a meal together, Xiaoyu has already gone to cook." God said: "I advise you not to do this, everyone has their own destiny, you are equivalent to carrying the responsibility of a dozen people, you will be dragged to death." ”
Huang Mai turned to God and said word by word: "If I die, they can come back to life, and my life can be taken at any time." After speaking, he ignored Wu Ai, and pushed the door and left. The double body sighed: "Huang Mai must have been traumatized at the beginning!" He felt sorry for his comrades. Wu Yi squinted at God and said, "Are you a psychiatrist?" ”
God spread his hands and said, "Isn't this obvious, it's all played like this in movies." Xia Yu slapped God and said angrily: "Eat your food, where is there so much nonsense." "Lunch was plentiful, tomato and egg soup, stir-fried fungus, cold pork head, and a chicken. In fact, only God Wu Sick Xia Yu and Athena ate four, and the hundred bone essence ate some bones, not to mention Sophia.
The dinner table at home is basically a battlefield, usually Xia Yu picks the vegetables first, and when she finishes sandwiching, Wu Yi and Athena will start to snatch them, and it would be good if God could mix some vegetables and eat them. God poured the rest of the soup into the rice and said, 'I'll have to go out later.' Xia Yu asked, "Is there something wrong?" God sighed and said, "I heard that there is a new priest, and he is about to kill me, what kind of world is this, my believers actually grab jobs with me, forget it, I will leave first." ”
Seeing that God ran away in a hurry, Xia Yu worried: "It's been so chaotic these days, nothing will happen, right?" Wu Yi ate like a pig, and pulled rice into his mouth and said: "Don't worry, this guy is not an ordinary person, and if it's so close, let's listen to him when he farts, it's a big deal to rush over and save him." Athena slapped the table: "Another bowl!" ”
After eating, Wu Ill and Xia Yu lay on the sofa watching TV, Athena ran to the door in a daze with a very eyed look, only the brainless Bai Gu Jing continued to watch TV, the sun is very warm, shining on people makes people drowsy, Wu Ill likes to take a nap with Xia Yu like this, Xia Yu looks very cute after falling asleep, I don't know if it was a nightmare, with a scared expression on her face, Wu Ill patted her back and comforted softly, and it didn't take long for Xia Yu to smile.
It's just that this kind of time won't last long, and the second baby ran in and shouted: "Big brother is not good!" Xia Yu rubbed his eyes and went back to the bedroom to continue sleeping, Wu Ying said angrily: "What are you talking about, the monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth has come in?" Erwa hurriedly said: "If that's the case, I won't call you, there's really an accident outside, you should go out and have a look!" ”
Wu Yi also wanted to know what could scare the gourd babies who didn't listen to the things outside the window and only read the books of sages like this, and went out with their hands behind their backs. There are already a lot of people around the door, Lao Wang, Xie Dong, and Mo Lian, who has not been seen for a long time, everyone is gathered under the crooked neck tree, and it seems that there are some rare treasures to attract them again.
Wu Yi greeted him: "It's all eaten, what's the matter?" Mo Lian raised her head and glanced at Wu Ill without looking at it a second time, Lao Wang made way for Wu Ill and said anxiously: "Take a look, why is there a child at your doorstep?" "What kid, you can't have dropped your son here, right?" Wu Yi said and walked in, there was really a child, dressed quite neatly, but his little face was dirty.
Wu Yi frowned and said, "What's going on?" Xie Dong said disdainfully: "It must be the affair you caused outside, you see that your son has come to the door, and you are still pretending to be stupid, is there a father like you?" When Xie Dong said this, everyone guessed that this child's face and eyebrows were indeed very similar to Wu Yi, and Lao Wang exclaimed: "It can't really be your son, right?" ”
"Fuck your uncle! Lao Tzu didn't get married, where did he come from, he looks like my son, and he looks like a lot in the world! Wu Yi spoke with confidence, don't you know if you do it yourself or not, this child is indeed very similar to himself, but he is definitely not his son, there is no possibility at all. But Wu Yi is not sure if it will be one of his relatives, and the appearance of this thing is really wonderful sometimes.
Xie Dongdao: "Could it be your father's mistake?" Wu Yi kicked him away, which forced the child to be so old that he couldn't speak. Seeing that Lao Wang's eyes were a little strange when he looked at him, Wu Ying threatened: "Hurry up and put away your thief's eyes, otherwise don't blame Lao Tzu for being heavy!" Lao Wang waved his hand again and again: "I didn't mean that, I think you'd better call and ask your uncle." ”
Wu Yi pinched Lao Wang and said angrily: "What do you mean by not that?" "Ahem! Your uncle, I'm asking you to ask your uncle and aunt if they know him, he looks so similar to you, he must be related by blood. Lao Wang's words reminded him that since he didn't know him, he should ask his parents and parents, even if he had no relatives, he would call the police.
It may be that the sound outside was too loud, waking up Xia Yu, who was sleeping, and walked out with sleepy eyes: "Why are you so lively?" Xie Dong came out of nowhere and yelled at Xia Yu: "You are about to be a stepmother and sleep, you like to be a mother!" After finishing speaking, he ran, people are known for running fast, and when Wu Yi wanted to beat him, this guy was gone, so he could only jump angrily.
Xia Yu first glanced at Wu Yi, and then walked over, Lao Wang felt murderous in his face, and yelled: "I should breastfeed my son, go first!" The gourd babies felt that the atmosphere was not right, and tiptoed away.
When the person was gone, he saw the child in Mo Lian's arms, Xia Yu's eyes looked at him like two knives, Wu Ai's hair was blown up, and if he had a tail, he probably had to stand it up. Wu Yi hurriedly explained: "It's not mine, it's really not mine, I can swear to God!" "In the end, Mo Lian is still present, and Xia Yu has to pretend to be a good wife and mother.
smiled and said to Wu Yi: "Let's go home and talk about it if there's anything, if it's really your son, we'll raise it!" Wu Yi swore that he smelled the bloody wind and rain from Xia Yu's words. If you go home like this, it is estimated that no matter what you do, you will be beaten up when you come up, and then the leather whips and candles will be put on one by one, and if the torture is useful, it is estimated that Xia Yu will definitely not be merciful!
"It's not you who listen to me first, this is really not my species!" Any woman would probably go crazy in such a scene, Xia Yu screamed: "Then explain to me why this kid is so similar to you!" Wu Yi was about to cry: "I don't know, I just came out to take a look, I don't know anything, I didn't do anything!" ”
Mo Lian glanced at Wu Ill, picked up the child and walked home. Xia Yu shouted, "Where are you going to take the child?" "Mo Lian frowned: 'He is very weak now, if Wu Ill doesn't recognize him, I will take him home and help him recuperate for a while.' Wu Zhi felt that she must be a bastard who had been abandoned by Mo Lian now, and it was estimated that she had also counted herself in the list of people who had been abandoned by Wu Ai.
Xia Yu brutally snatched the child and said angrily: "If you want to adopt, I will also adopt, what does it matter to you?" Xia Yu was out of control today, and Wu Ying shouted in a low voice: "Xiaoyu, calm down!" "How calm do you tell me, your son has come to the door!" Do I have to wait for the kid to come? When the time comes, your family of three will be happy, and I can get out, right?"
"Daddy!" The child who had been in a coma woke up and stretched out his hand in Xia Yu's arms, wanting to get Wu Yi's arms. Xia Yu was blinded, and Wu was also ill. Xia Yu is still suspicious of this matter in his heart, and Wu Yi is a crash, when will he become a son? Wrong! How did I have a son? Xia Yu collapsed and said: "You still say that it's not your son, everyone recognizes your father!" What else do you have to say? ’
It may be that Xia Yu's voice was too loud, which scared the child, and he cried with his mouth curled, and kept shouting: "Mom save me!" Mommy save the child! This time the direction of his hand was Mo Lian, time seemed to freeze, even Mo Lian opened her mouth wide, looking at the child's immature little hands blankly, Xia Yu's big eyes were full of tears.
Wu Yi felt that he might not be able to endure this year. (To be continued.) )