Chapter 285
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Just when this group of immortals was chatting happily, the thief Tai Bai Xing sent out the big red envelope very routinely at this time!
"Ding Dong!"
Lee Jong-hoon saw a red light flash at the bottom of the chat box, just at the moment when the big red envelope just appeared. Lee Jong-hoon's index finger hit the big red envelope almost at the same time.
At this time, I saw that the copper coin on the red envelope seal was turning in circles, and Lee Jong-hoon's heart was called seven up and eight down. It took five or six seconds before a system message popped up:
"Dear VIP users, congratulations on successfully grabbing the red envelope of Tai Bai Xing's luck and luck, and getting a low-grade transformation pearl. It has been deposited in the Treasure Cabinet first, please pay attention to check thank you! ”
“Oh,yeah!”
Seeing the words "successful in grabbing the red envelope" on the screen, Lee Jong-hoon was stunned at first, and then his face was ecstatic and excited. The fist of his right hand swung fiercely in midair.
"Hehe, this is a transfiguration bead that even the gods covet. You can also conjure up the treasure you want. Tut-tut, think about it, it's a little exciting! ”
Lee Jong-hoon rubbed his palms, and he couldn't wait to enter the Treasure Pavilion directly. But as soon as he clicked in, his face suddenly collapsed.
"This, this Nima is the transfiguration bead?! Master, I don't read much, don't lie to me! This is clearly the glass custard I played with when I was a child! ”
If it weren't for Li Zhongxun's cultivation of the "Yi Jin Sutra", his eyesight was far better than that ordinary person, and it was estimated that he wouldn't even be able to see the pale cyan mist that seemed to be almost transparent and wandering inside the illusion bead.
"Hehe, Tai Bai Xing, don't fool me!"
The corners of Lee Jong-hoon's mouth twitched, and he clicked with some uncertainty. Soon a system message popped up:
The lower grade transfiguration bead (defective product), this is the practice work of Tai Bai Xing to study the way of refining, and the transfiguration bead can be transformed into a corresponding treasure under certain circumstances. Remaining uses: 3 times. (Friendly reminder, this transmog bead has a very high chance of transmogrification failure!) )
"I'm a big XX, Tai Bai Xing, you are sent by God to deliberately pit me, right? Last time, I gave the master a bad luck charm, so I tossed the master, don't want it. This time, I gave a dad's transformation bead again. Can anyone else tell me that there is a very high probability of failure behind this?! ”
After Lee Jong-hoon saw the introduction of this very humanized system, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching. I couldn't help but think of the time when I was planning to go on a pleasant pretend journey with this transmogrification bead, but I was suddenly told by the system.
"Hello dear VIP users, because of some force majeure factor. Your Inferior Transmog Bead has failed! Please take care of yourself..."
"I'm a big XX, it's so embarrassing just to think about this kind of scene!"
When Lee Jong-hoon thought of this ecstasy scene, he couldn't help but shudder. complained frantically in his heart:
"Forget it. Anyway, this kind of thing was picked up for nothing, and I don't suffer a loss, master. Don't be in vain! Besides, the above just said that there is a high probability of failure, but this is not a very small probability of success! People, always look on the good side! ”
Lee Jong-hoon comforted himself in his heart, and sure enough, he felt that most of the resentment in his heart had dissipated. Even thinking about the chance of success, there is still a little excitement!
Just when Lee Jong-hoon wanted to cut out of the Three Realms chat group.
At this moment, the news of Erlang God attracted his attention as soon as it arrived. As soon as he saw the content of the news, his mind couldn't help but be full of black lines!
Erlang God: "I'm a big XX, which single Wang actually directly gave the transfiguration bead to the second." Oh my heart, it's really cool and cool now. (Grievance emoji +3)"
Clairvoyant: "Don't panic, Zhenjun, wait for me to check it out." Well, it was grabbed by a Taoist friend with the ID of Zhong Xun. (Yell emoji +!) )”
As soon as he saw the news sent by the clairvoyant, Lee Jong-hoon only felt that cold sweat was running down his head. This Nima clairvoyance is too uninteresting, and it doesn't matter if I don't give gifts when I watch my master's live broadcast. At this time, he came to dismantle my platform!
Jin Chanzi: "Zhong Xun Daoyou? Hey, why does the poor monk think this ID is very familiar? I think I've heard of it somewhere! (Question emoji +1)"
Sha Wujing: "Back to Master, have you forgotten?" This Zhongxun ID is the same ID that you were shouting at the anchor to pretend to be the last time you watched the live broadcast. (Sweaty emoji +1)"
Jin Chanzi: "Oh, I remembered when Wujing said that. Could it be that this Zhong Xun is really Zhong Xun Daoyou in the live broadcast room? @钟勋. (Shouting Emoji +2)"
Zhu Bajie: "@钟勋+1"
Djinn God: "@钟勋+2"
“...”
As the saying goes, what should come will always come, and you can't hide if you want to.
Lee Jong-hoon used to sneak around and grab red envelopes without giving out red envelopes, which can be regarded as being discovered by this group of immortals. This made it difficult for him:
"Am I running away, or am I running away? Or run away! ”
"Alas, as the old saying goes, if you can hide from the first day of junior high school, you can't hide from the fifteenth. Oh, the people are too platinum stars to come to the door directly. ”
Seeing this friend application, Lee Jong-hoon just clicked to agree to add friends just in his heart.
"You have successfully added Tai Bai Xing as a WeChat friend."
Not long after this system message appeared, I saw that the mobile phone in Lee Jong-hoon's hand shook again. I saw the image of the white-haired and white-bearded, a fairy wind road, and a master in the world. He also holds a whisk in his hand. Isn't this too platinum star, who else could it be?!
Tai Bai Xing: "Hehe, Zhong Xun Daoyou." You are the extraordinary anchor Zhong Xun Daoyou who pretends to be limitless in the live broadcast room! (Emote +1)"
"There is no limit to pretending to be forced, what the hell is this Nima? Master, why do I have such a pit dad on my head?! ”
Lee Jong-hoon slandered Tai Bai Xing's crazy belly in his heart, but nine times out of ten, listening to the other party's tone, he probably was his fan. Just look for him to calculate the account of the bad luck charm! Thinking of this, Lee Jong-hoon's fingers quickly tapped on the mobile phone screen:
Zhong Xun: "Ahem, that's right, I'm the extraordinary anchor who pretends to be limitless in the live broadcast room, Zhong Xun!" (Smug +1)"
The current scene can be said to be extremely fun, just see the white-bearded old man holding a magic weapon similar to a bronze mirror in his hand at this time, Lee Jong-hoon admitted that he is the Lee Jong-hoon who often pretends to be forced to slap his face and pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger in the live broadcast room. This old man is so excited, isn't this all starting to dance now!
After Tai Bai Xing danced with his hands, he hurriedly sent out another message:
Tai Bai Xing: "Zhong Xun Daoyou, did you make it?" I've always loved watching your streams. Especially like to watch you live. Old exciting, old with feeling. Crackling, Bilibili! (10,000 words omitted here.) )”
Lee Jong-hoon listened to the excited tone of Tai Bai Xing, which did not match the avatar, from the earpiece of the mobile phone, and he could feel the old fairy's foaming star flying around through the mobile phone screen.
Where is this Tai Bai Xing, who is deeply valued by the Jade Emperor in myths and legends, and is ranked as a first-class immortal official with the Heavenly Court? This is clearly the appearance of a little fan seeing his idol, right? What about the forced qualifications? Said to be a good outsider? I'll it!
Seeing that this Tai Bai Xing still had a tendency to continue, Lee Jong-hoon was so frightened that he hurriedly interrupted:
Zhong Xun: "Don't get excited. You have now become my WeChat friend. We have time to talk slowly. Also, I have a question for Tai Bai Xing. (Sweaty emoji +1)"
Tai Bai Xing: "Oh? If you have any questions, please ask. (Question emoji +1)"
Zhong Xun; "Yes, I have a question. (Pouting emoji +1)"
Tai Bai Xing: "Then you should be serious!" (+10 Serious Expression)"
"I'm a big XX, are you playing tricks on your TMD? Who is not serious, who is not serious, who is holding my hand, and his mouth is as abrupt as the Gatling Vulcan Cannon, endlessly! I'm really beeping a dog! ”
Lee Jong-hoon heard Tai Bai Xing's sudden change in painting style and serious complaints, and he felt that he had 10,000 *** horses whizzing past his eyes. I almost couldn't hold back and Sparta!
However, Lee Jong-hoon also has a problem now, and wants to ask him too platinum star, so he still forcibly suppresses the spit energy in his heart that wants to skyrocket. Gritted his teeth and asked word by word:
Jong Hoon: "Tai Bai Xing, I've always had a problem. For Mao, the Three Realms chat group is only me, a mortal from the human world? (Question emoji +1)"
Indeed, this question has been hanging in Lee Jong-hoon's mind for a long time.
Although there are no mortals from the human world in this Three Realms chat group, but... Those who are the first emperors of the ages, famous generals in history, literati and ink writers. The nearest ones have been dead for hundreds of years, and the far ones have been dead for thousands of years. Only Lee Jong-hoon, a mortal who is still "alive", is in the group, how can you say this not make Lee Jong-hoon curious?
Who knows, Lee Jong-hoon's news is like a mud cow entering the sea, and there is no more news. I sent it out for a long time and didn't wait for the reply of the platinum star. Just when he thought that Tai Bai Xing might have something urgent and suddenly went offline. I saw that Tai Bai Xing, who had not spoken all this time, suddenly spoke.
Tai Bai Xing: "Ahem, in fact, I don't hide it from Zhong Xun Daoyou." In fact, why you were able to join the Three Realms chat group as a mortal. I don't know about the little immortals, and the characters who are active in the human world in your mouth, they are all feathered and soared to the fairy world and the earth realm. This is the qualification to join the Three Realms chat group. As for you, Xiaoxian has a sentence, I don't know whether to say it or not. (Sweaty emoji +1)"
Zhong Xun: "Daxian, but it doesn't hurt to say it. (Smile +1)"
Tai Bai Xing: "Actually, it was not my idea to invite you in, but the will of the Jade Emperor, the leader of the group. (Smile +2)"
"Jade Emperor!"
When Lee Jong-hoon saw this news, he couldn't help but be shocked and his face was shocked. Thinking of this, he hurriedly continued to ask;
Zhong Xun: "Jade Emperor?!" Could it be..."
Lee Jong-hoon was only halfway through his words when he was directly interrupted by Tai Bai Xing.
Tai Bai Xing: "Zhong Xun Daoyou must not continue to ask, the heavenly machine must not be leaked, the heavenly machine must not be leaked!" (Laughing emoji +3)"
Lee Jong-hoon saw that Tai Bai Xing said this, so he didn't continue to ask. When I want to cut out. I saw Tai Bai Xing speak again:
Tai Bai Xing: "I don't know if Zhong Xun Daoyou is willing to take up an official position in our Heavenly Realm?" (Hook Finger Emoji +1)"
"One official and half a job?!"
Lee Jong-hoon was stunned at first when he saw the news of Tai Bai Xing, and then he unconsciously picked at the corner of his eye. I don't know why I saw this word for a half-job.
Lee Jong-hoon thought of his sad half of his master, Sun Wukong. I have to say that this Tai Bai Xing is a big fool, and he almost didn't fool Sun Dasheng into a cripple. For a while, he was asked to be Bi Ma Wen, and for a while, he was fooled into guarding Pan Taoyuan. It's really worthy of the name of the first big fool in the heavenly realm!
But...
Jong Hoon: "I do, I do, I do!" (Excited emoji +1)"
I'll give it a go, this is a chance to be an official in the heavenly realm. That's a lot better than being an official in Greater China, right? Fools should not be!
Tai Bai Xing: "However, Zhong Xun Daoyou, an immortal official, is not so easy to be. (Sweaty emoji +1)"
Lee Jong-hoon couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, sure enough, there is no good thing in the world to drop pies.
Zhong Xun: "Eh, what do you mean by that?" ”
Tai Bai Xing: "The Lu of the Eater is worried about the king." Naturally, it was for the sake of Heavenly Court. ”
Listening to Tai Bai Xing's sly tone, Lee Jong-hoon suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
What is this immortal official to do, is it not inappropriate?
Since ancient times, it has been difficult to practice, and it is as difficult as the sky. However, even if the cultivation is so difficult, there are still countless young monks in the land of China who have stepped into this path of cultivation without hesitation since ancient times.
For what? Or is it a feather ascension and ascension to the heavenly realm? But in this world, one drink and one peck, one gain and one take is a fixed number. After a heated argument with Tai Bai Xing and a series of indescribable PY deals, the two finally reached a consensus.
However, as for the content of the transaction, it is inconvenient to disclose it here, but the result is that Lee Jong-hoon has finally become a nine-rank sesame official in the heavenly realm, and he can immediately receive a copy of the "Yulu" distributed by the heavenly court every month. But this is not the kind of thing that is blocked in the ordinary world. On the contrary, it is similar to a mystery pack in ordinary online games.
Every once in a while, Heavenly Court will release some bounty tasks that are similar to those posted on the Heavenly Court announcement list. At that time, the immortal officials of the Heavenly Court can choose their own tasks through this Heavenly Court announcement list.