Looking at the big shoulders and round waist, he looks like a mentally retarded person, but he didn't expect that he is really an imbecile. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The onlookers are no longer able to moan, and in a romantic action movie, if the male protagonist is released in the crotch of his pants twice before the flirt is finished, it can only blame the girl who plays the rival role for being too beautiful. But Lin Chen doesn't look like a hero at all!

It can only be said that Zuo Shanyi is really frustrated!

But Zuo Shanyi is tall and mighty, and the muscles on his body are bulging like a coiled dragon, so it doesn't look too frustrated!

Can only blame Lin Chen for being too despicable?

No, it's so unpleasant to watch, I have to continue fighting!

The power of the masses is the greatest, especially the students who don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, and the vigorous enthusiasm is aroused, and no one can stop it: "Cripple, why did you sneak attack twice?" Can't you fight with people head-on? ”

"Fight again, you must fight again! I signed the statement of the beautiful lady, I am a witness to this competition, you play with no technical content, I judge that you did not win! ”

"Yes, you have to fight, if you can defeat your opponent in a frontal war, but this girl won't marry you, I won't do anything else in my life, I will smash her window every night!"

"I'm going to ...... too"

"Bring me ......"

The people in the gymnasium were boiling, shouting like a tide, and even the girls who practiced yoga on the fourth floor were attracted, and as soon as the girls with slender bodies and beautiful faces came over, they naturally attracted more boys.

As a result, as soon as the news spread in WeChat and QQ groups, many students who were in class sneaked out of the classroom, and surrounded the entire hall on the third floor tightly.

A post of "Cripple vs. Bear Man" came out.

No matter how idle the students were, Lin Chen didn't care, what he valued was Wu Yuanyuan's attitude.

And Wu Yuanyuan was very silent, she already had a premonition that it was definitely a mistake for her to sign the statement, Lin Chen was able to defeat Zuo Shanyi twice, it was definitely not a simple fluke.

Wu Zitong was completely disappointed in Zuo Shanyi, and after being stunned for a few seconds, he said sarcastically: "This is the so-called master ex-boyfriend who you said can defeat the special forces?" It's too badly named! looks like a stupid bear, but the neural response is similar to that of a panda, which is actually nothing, the key is that this child is mentally retarded, or is he chattering, what is he nagging with Lin Chen? Wouldn't it be nice to just start fighting? …… This bear looks, if it really goes to the battlefield, it will be good to live for a minute! ”

Wu Yuanyuan said angrily: "Sister, don't you see it? It's not that Zuo Shan is weak, it's that Lin Chen is too strong? ”

"Too strong? Are you kidding? Wu Zitong pouted: "It's just that Lin Chen's attack was sudden, and Zuo Shan Yi was caught off guard and was knocked down!" If it is a head-to-head duel, none of the ten Lin Chen is Zuo Shanyi's opponent. Of course, Lin Chen also knew his weakness, so he only made two despicable raids! ”

Again, if you can beat it, who wouldn't want to win the battle with dignity?

Wu Yuanyuan confidently regained her confidence, but just looked at her ex-boyfriend lying motionless in the ring, hating that iron could not become steel, and she felt a little uncomfortable. After all, we have been together for three years, and we have been in love in a fake way, even a dog has feelings.

"If you are knocked down by Lin Chen again, it will be really troublesome!" Wu Yuanyuan bit her lower lip: "Being stunned by the hand knife will cause irreversible damage to the nerves in the brain!" ”

Wu Zitong said disdainfully: "If you are really beaten down by Lin Chen again, your brain will hurt, you are already so stupid, do you care more stupid?" …… If you don't let Zuo Shanyi fight again, it will be clearly written in black and white, and you will become Lin Chen's daughter-in-law in the future. So you can do it! ”

At this time, Lu Shaoqing jumped up in the crowd and shouted: "Lin Chen, you are so despicable, why do you keep performing sneak attacks, this time it doesn't count, wake up Zuo Shanyi again, and fight again!" ”

Wu Zitong was happy: "What are you waiting for?" Even Lin Chen's good brother was not satisfied with Lin Chen's treachery, and it was a reasonable request for us to let Lin Chen and Zuo Shanyi fight again! ”

Wu Yuanyuan looked at the waving fists all over the field, listened to everyone's grand request for Lin Chen to compete with Zuo Shanyi again, and finally nodded: "Okay...... But this time, I have to remind Zuo Shan to be easy, and he can't be verbose anymore, and start fighting directly. ”

Lin Chen could only agree to wake up Zuo Shanyi again and fight again, because if he didn't agree, the students in the stadium would not disperse, and Lin Chen couldn't go home with his head on his head.

Everything in the nether realm is good, but everyone loves to watch the excitement too much, Lin Chen really can't figure it out, his competition with Zuo Shanyi has a fart relationship with the thousands of people who are coaxed in the ring.

"One last time!" Lin Chen said to Wu Yuanyuan: "I won't knock Zuo Shanyi down for the fourth time, because I am your husband, not the knife in your hand!" ”

Wu Yuanyuan no longer had the slightest flattering or seductive look on her face, and said in a cold tone: "Of course there won't be a fourth time, and you confirm that you won't be beaten in the third round, and even your parents won't recognize you?" ”

Lin Chen laughed: "Yuanyuan, you are really joking, Zuoshan Yi is an atavistic like an ape, and he can beat me?!" ”

Wu Zitong sneered and said: "Don't hold on, if you can really defeat Zuo Shanyi in the battle, why do you have to sneak attack?" Having said that, if you can really win Zuo Shanyi, I still don't agree with Yuanyuan marrying you, then I, then I...... It's a puppy! ”

It is rare for a high-ranking official in the provincial political and legal system to issue such a poisonous oath!

Wu Yuanyuan looked at her sister's serious appearance, and her heart was very strange.

Lin Chen stopped talking nonsense, and kicked Zuo Shanyi awake with another kick, Zuo Shanyi rolled up from the ground, staggered, took a few steps back in extreme horror, and leaned on the rope: ", what's the matter, faint again!" ”

Wu Yuanyuan smiled angrily, and said impatiently: "Zuo Shanyi, can you cheer up?" You've been knocked unconscious by Lin Chen twice, what a shame for our research team! ”

Zuo Shanyi turned around and grinned awkwardly at Wu Yuanyuan, explaining: "There was a class reunion last night, and I drank a little too much, so I wasn't in a good state today...... But don't worry, I'll fight hard next, what is this kid, I think I was on Chang'an Avenue in Kyoto, and I fought eight gangsters by myself, and I was at ease. In the army, many special forces have been folded in my hands, and I won the Sanda championship last year......"

"Okay, okay...... Stop bragging, focus on the enemies behind you! Wu Yuanyuan said: "Don't be distracted, don't talk, just hit?" Do you understand? ”

"Got it!" Zuo Shan Yi nodded wildly, and said emotionally: "Yuanyuan, it seems that this is the first time you care about me?" I was so impressed......"

Wu Zitong sighed deeply, rubbed his swollen head, and thought to himself, could it be that the quality of the soldiers in the army has declined so much in recent years? It's incredible that a guy like Zuo Shanyi's mother-in-law and mother can dominate the army!

Lu Shaoqing had already shouted bluntly: "Silly **, when you win Lin Chen, the beauty is yours?" Why bother with me at this time? ”

Zuo Shan looked at Lu Shaoqing angrily: "Who do you call stupid?" Believe it or not, I'm going down and cutting you now? ”

Lu Shaoqing had long lost his fear of Zuo Shanyi, and said provocatively: "You come down, if you dare to come down, the master will dare to beat you!" ”

"Oh, I'm so grumpy!" Zuo Shanyi was about to climb over the rope and come down: "Don't run, I'll beat you first!" ”

Wu Yuanyuan and Wu Zitong both scratched their heads, Zuo Shanyi was not annoyed by Lin Chen, who knocked him down twice, but he had to risk being attacked again to have a long and short relationship with Lu Shaoqing, who insulted him.

Wu Yuanyuan had to explain to her sister: "Zuo Shanyi is a good child type, but Lin Chen and Lu Shao are treacherous like ghosts, so it is inevitable that they will lose their sense of proportion in dealing with them!" ”

Wu Zitong waved his hand and said, "No matter what, I don't agree with people like Zuo Shanyi entering our house." …… Lin Chen didn't seem to want to sneak attack this time, Zuo Shanyi would definitely win. So you have to think about how to cut ties with him cleanly! ”

Wu Yuanyuan pouted and said aggrievedly: "Am I not trying to cut off relations with him?" ”

Zuo Shanyi didn't jump in the end, it was because Lin Chen scolded him for creating hatred that he attracted Zuo Shanyi to the opposite side.

"Silly boy!" Lin Chen looked at Zuo Shanyi sarcastically: "You have to concentrate when fighting, the way you looked left and right just now is especially like the kitten in "Kitten Fishing"!" ”

"What kitten?" Zuo Shanyi asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with the kitten?" ”

"When I was fishing, I caught dragonflies for a while, butterflies for a while, and finally I didn't catch a fish!"

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not like a kitten, I'm a master at fishing!

This kid is so innocent, he can't communicate! Lin Chen hooked his fingers: "Forget it, let's start fighting!" ”

This is a pattern that he is familiar with, and Zuoshan Yili's eyes flashed fiercely: "Then you're welcome!" ”

"Who told you to be polite?" Lin Chen is also impatient, I didn't be polite to you, I fainted you twice!

"Pick up!" Zuo Shanyi roared, with force under his feet, his body suddenly jumped up, his right arm pressed down, and his right leg knee kicked up, a very typical military body boxing opening format, strong and heavy, difficult to resist.

Lin Chen dodged sideways.

Zuo Shan Yi landed and squatted, his right leg hemmed, and kicked at Lin Chen's lower body like a dragon's tail, Lin Chen continued to dodge and dodged to the side.

Zuo Shanyi was unyielding, quickly followed, and smashed a fist straight into Lin Chen's chest.

Lin Chen grabbed Zuo Shanyi's outstretched arm, jumped into Zuo Shanyi's close body, and smashed Zuo Shanyi's neck with a punch, Zuo Shanyi tilted his head and withstood the attack with his shoulder, and his left fist hit Lin Chen's head at the same time, Lin Chen dodged his head sideways, stepped on Zuo Shanyi's right leg knee, bounced away with his strength, and landed in the corner of the ring.

It's troublesome to write, but in fact, it only takes a few tens of seconds, the attack and defense are like lightning and stone fire, Lin Chen's movements are as light as a flying swallow, and Zuo Shanyi is as majestic as a mountain, which makes the students who have been waiting for more than half an hour addicted.

The gymnasium resounded with earth-shattering shouts.

"Lin Chen was able to avoid Zuo Shanyi's attack so easily!" Wu Yuanyuan exclaimed: "If I'm not mistaken, just now Lin Chen gave Zuo Shanyi two effective injuries, one shoulder and one knee, and Zuo Shanyi's attacks failed!" ”

Wu Zitong smiled confidently: "Don't worry, Zuoshan Yi has won." Although the shoulder and knee were hit twice, they were not the vital part, and according to Zuo Shanyi's ability to resist blows, there was no difference between scratching and tickling. On the other hand, Lin Chen is completely in defensive mode, and his body is very weak, as long as he is careless, he will be swept away by Zuoshan Yi Fist Wind, and he will lose half his life if he doesn't die! ”

Wu Yuanyuan was a little suspicious of her sister's words, but she caught a glimpse of Lu Shaoqing on the side laughing arrogantly: "Lin Chen, you are dead, it's useless to run fast, this is the ring, it's blocked with ropes on all sides, you can't go home!" ”

One sentence made Wu Yuanyuan feel suddenly enlightened, the arena battle has a field limit, and the advantage of speed cannot be fully exerted, with Zuo Shanyi's huge size and absolute strength, Lin Chen's defeat is a certain and certain thing.

Similarly, the thousands of student spectators under the ring also thought that Lin Chen could not win, and even girls had already begun to shout: "Come on, cute bear man, we love you, defeat this dead cripple!" ”

"Dog Bear Bear You are the most handsome, you can kill your opponent!" This is the cry of a literary girl.

"Transform into a bear, your responsibility is to eradicate all the bad things in this world!" This is the cry of a secondary type girl.