Chapter 082: Ning Daoqi
"I'm going to go, so troublesome? Is it possible to go to him more than a thousand years later to find trouble in person? ”
Jia Xu was suddenly a little unhappy, and tentatively turned around and discussed with Liu Shuxian: "Otherwise, forget it, why should we stare at such an unlucky person, there are many ways to succeed in your career......"
Liu Shuxian didn't say anything, but a cold light flashed in Feng's eyes, and all her pile of broken copper and iron was lit up with a brush. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Jia Xu was so frightened that he shuddered, turned around and said righteously: "Great monk, Xu will not be tripped up by mere difficulties, since Mo Luo is the Great Sage of the Demon Realm, then he should also have a place to live now, you do the math, where is that bullshit Mo Luo now, Xu will immediately drive to kill him!" ”
Who knew that Rulai shook his head and said in unison: "Amitabha, the poor monk can't figure out where that Moluo is now, what he looks like now, and he doesn't even know if he is born now, old friend, you asked the wrong person." ”
Jia Xu's nose is not a nose, and his eyes are not eyes, and he snorted coldly: "Who is a friend with you, don't mess with the old bald donkey, haven't you always boasted that you have a considerable eye for the Three Realms, why is it lacking now?" ”
Rulai was not angry, put his hands together and smiled: "The **** and the demon Luo were swallowed by the peacock into the belly, I wanted to go out from the door, but I was afraid of polluting the golden body, so I had to break open its belly and take it back to Lingshan, the poor monk wanted to hurt its life, but the saints advised: I came out of its belly, hurt it like hurting my mother, therefore, the poor monk left it in Lingshan, with Buddhism, and named it: Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva ......"
Jia Xu was a little impatient when he heard this, and snorted: "Let's talk about the point, who is interested in knowing how you took in your daughter." ”
Rulai's old face stiffened and said, "It's the stepmother......"
Jia Xu snorted disdainfully: "It's not all the same, everyone is a man, don't I understand what I'm thinking?" Do you think you've only seen a Japanese movie? ”
Rulai's face was a little embarrassed, but fortunately, there were not many immortals who could understand it at the scene, which somewhat saved some face for Rulai, and said with a forced smile: "The national teacher said that he laughed, and the next thing is the point...... Na Mo Luo and the poor monk broke their abdomen together, as if he and the poor monk were twins, biological brothers, and his mana is not under the poor monk, the so-called doctor can not self-heal, poor monk, naturally can not count himself, so the whereabouts of that Mo Luo, the poor monk is indeed difficult to know. ”
Jia Xu sighed and said, "After talking for a long time, isn't it useless for yourself, little spicy chicken." ”
Liu Shuxian listened to the mythological stories for a long time, and she couldn't understand them at all, and when she saw that everyone looked confused, she couldn't help but ask: "National teacher, what should we do now?" ”
Jia Xu scratched his head and said helplessly: "What else can I do, since I can't count where that Mo Luo is now, I can only go to the place where I am sure that Mo Luo will definitely appear." ”
Liu Shuxian was dumbfounded: "Clams? ”
Jia Xu scratched his head sweating profusely and said, "You're enough...... Don't insult the country's leaders...... We will travel through time and space now, go to 1,300 years later, and squat outside the gate of the Vulture Palace in the Great Snow Mountain, and when this bald donkey is about to soar, then the demon will definitely appear, and when we rush up, we will beat him until he can't take care of himself, so that even if our task is completed, we can return to our hometown in fine clothes, and glorify our ancestors! ”
Liu Shuxian didn't agree yet, but Rulai shook her head and said, "Old friend, think twice!" ”
Jia Xu was not happy when he heard this, and he grabbed Rulai's collar unhappily and said, "Old bald donkey, do you look down on Xu? Do you know how good you can beat? A fat bald donkey like you, Lao Tzu can fight 10,000 each, believe it or not? ”
Rulai broke out in a cold sweat, and said with a smile: "Believe!" Of course the poor monk believes! National Teacher, it's not like you haven't beaten a poor monk before, how capable you are, National Teacher, can you still be unclear about poor monks......"
Jia Xu's face looked much better, and he hummed: "Then you are still bb!" ”
Rulai wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, tidied up his collar and said, "National teacher, think about it confidently, after 1,300 years, which dynasty and which generation?" ”
"1,300 Years ......"
Jia Xu counted on his fingers and replied, "Han Dynasty, what's wrong?" ”
Rulai was really anxious about Jia Xu's IQ, and reminded: "1,300 years later, it is the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty!" ”
Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, and still a little ignorant: "Isn't that just right, isn't Zuo Ci also going to school here, we can take his hitchhiker?" ”
Rulai was stupid, and he almost went crazy to scratch the big wave: "National teacher, you are also from the Three Kingdoms period!" ”
Jia Xu stood stunned for a while, and said suspiciously: "Clams? ”
"Poof......
I don't know why, Liu Shuxian suddenly wanted to laugh three times.
Rulai patiently explained: "National Teacher, you are also a person in the Three Kingdoms period, if you travel to the Three Kingdoms, then you will forget everything and become you again at that time, and then you will not even forget what you want to do, let alone deal with Moluo!" ”
Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said, "That's right! ”
Then Jia Xu hurriedly urged Rulai to ask: "You quickly check it, when it is written in the history books when I died, is it still too late in time?" ”
Rulai pinched his fingers, shook his head and said: "It is written in the history books, the national teacher, you died on August 11, 223 AD, at that time, Mo Luo had already transformed into a lawless and hid in the dark abyss, and could not enter the human world within five hundred years. ”
Jia Xu scolded irritably: "Little Red Guy is quite good at playing, and he can play hide and seek for five hundred years...... Hey, bald donkey, what dynasty will it be in 500 years? ”
If you don't have to count it this time, you said with a smile: "The next time Mo Luo appears is after Xuanzang's journey to the west, at that time, the catastrophe of the Three Realms has arrived, and the poor monk's Xitian believers and many sacreds in the heavenly court have been held by the Wutian who has been transformed by Mo Luo, and the Three Realms have fallen into the hands of Wutian, if you go to trouble him at that time, his family has a big business, and there is nowhere to run if you want to!" ”
Jia Xu was overjoyed when he heard this, and took Rulai's big hand and said excitedly: "Oops! Great monk, you have a very good head, or how to say that you are extremely smart! You're so yin! It's true! ”
Although Rulai was praised, he didn't look happy at all and said with a dry smile: "Without further ado, the national teacher should hurry up and get on the road!" ”
Jia Xu nodded, and casually pulled the Yuding real person on the side and asked: "Hey, old Taoist, are there any people from the Tang Dynasty who are studying here, hurry up and take Xu to find him, Xu is busy eliminating harm for the Three Realms!" ”
Yuding Zhenren scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Poor Dao usually manages the finances of Kunlun Mountain, and in terms of enrollment, it has always been the responsibility of Senior Brother Taiyi......
At this time, Jia Xu remembered the real person of Taiyi who had long been forgotten by people on the side......
"Oops! Isn't this an old acquaintance!? ”
Jia Xu pulled Taiyi Zhenren in surprise, and said happily: "Come on, come on, my brother has something to ask you for help, if you dare to resign, then you won't give face to the widow, if you dare not give the widow face, then don't blame the widow for beating you into a fool, hahaha......"
Taiyi Zhenren originally looked like a bullish coax, thinking in his heart, you, a robber, finally have a time to ask for my head, I thought that if I didn't give Jia Xu a whole amount of blood this time, I wouldn't be called Taiyi Zhenren, but who knew that Jia Xu was so intimidated, and Taiyi Zhenren found out sadly...... If you don't call Taiyi Zhenren, you won't call it, anyway, it will only cost twenty yuan to change your name at the police station......
"This ......"
The small eyes on Taiyi Zhenren's old face turned, and he obviously had a bad intention: "Are you going to Li Shimin's time?" ”
Jia Xu nodded again and again: "That's right, that's right, it's him, it's called Tang Taizong, right, Xu is going to his dynasty, you hurry up and make arrangements for Xu!" ”
Taiyi Zhenren smiled slightly, gently pulled a cyan hair from the nine lions on the side, and said softly to the hair: "Ning Daoqi Shenzi, come to Banduan Mountain quickly, the old Taoist has important matters to discuss!" ”
After that, before Taiyi Zhenren blew the lion hair out, an old Taoist priest came over with a big grin, and beckoned to Taiyi Zhenren with a smile: "Ning Daoqi is here, Uncle Taiyi, are you looking for me?" ”
“……”
Jia Xu looked at Ning Daoqi who didn't know that he had jumped out of that slump in shock, and said in surprise: "You elusive person, faster than Cao Cao!" ”
Ning Daoqi is a well-dressed old Taoist priest, with a crown and a broad belt, a brocade robe, and five long whiskers fluttering in the wind on his chest, a true Taoist master.
Ning Daoqi smiled and said: "Poor Dao is also a participating god in this West Division, but the old man's craftsmanship is not ingenious, unfortunately he lost to Yuan Tiangang Daoyou, and he has been watching from the side, Daoyou's Tiyun is really beautiful, please advise me if you have time." ”
"That!"
Taiyi Zhenren hurriedly interjected to prevent Ning Daoqi from saying that he was bald, and said to Jia Xu: "He is Ning Daoqi, have you heard of the four great masters of the Tang Dynasty?" ”
Jia Xu pondered for a while, nodded and said, "I used to read it when I was studying in college, but it seems to be a little ......."
"Don't have a little!"
Taiyi Zhenren pulled Ning Daoqi over and asked, "Ning Daoqi, do you know Li Shimin!" ”
Ning Daoqi nodded and said: "Li Shimin, the king of Qin, has the world in mind, is benevolent and brave, and the poor Dao naturally recognizes it." ”
"That's right!"
Taiyi Zhenren hurriedly clapped his hands and said: "Ning Daoqi, you hurry up and take him to your time to find the Tang King, Lao Dao approves you for a year's leave, and accompany this great god to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the Tang Dynasty!" ”
Ning Daoqi listened, and pointed to another Taoist priest standing on the side with some strange feelings: "But when the Tang Dynasty traveled to the west, it should be Yuan Tian......"
Taiyi Zhenren's face turned pale, and he pretended to be displeased: "You want to be lazy? ”
Ning Daoqi shook his head helplessly, and had to agree: "Don't dare, the poor Dao will take the order." ”