Public figures can't curse?

Who the hell told you about the fallacy?

Lao Tzu's music is pretentious?

Are you a big man who writes Mary Sue novels and says Lao Tzu is hypocritical?

It's disgusting and disgusting to open the door to disgusting - disgusting to get home!

What's wrong with Lao Tzu being ugly?

Are you less than one meter tall and six second-class crippled!

Xu Shaoyan touched his face, he just looked very ordinary, where is it ugly?

I can't scold you during working hours, so I'll take you for nothing?

The innocence of Kinima!

and Li Guoliang, if it weren't for Mr. Liang pulling Xu Shaoyan today, he wouldn't have left Li Guoliang alone. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

and in the art troupe, if it weren't for the 20,000 yuan for his song that was selected as the theme song to be counted in this month's bonus, Xu Shaoyan would definitely resign today!

Out of the office, I happened to ring the bell and entered the lunch break, Xu Shaoyan searched for this Su Yingxue's information and listened to his songs, the photos of Su Yingxue on the Internet are only the upper body, and the specific height is unknown, but it was revealed that he is a lot of one meter six, positive news and negative news Su Yingxue has a lot of this guy, rescues stray cats and dogs, worships money to show off his wealth, and his age is also questioned, someone broke the news that he is forty this year, but said that he is twenty-seven this year.

The books I wrote were all about Mary Sue who was dead or alive when the overbearing president fell in love with me, and each one was quite poisonous.

As soon as his song "Chief Ba Ai" music started, the sound of movement and beating sounded, which was nothing, but Su Yingxue's soft voice full of femininity began to rap, and Xu Shaoyan almost lost his footing and didn't roll down the steps.

……

Depend on!

Xu Shaoyan was stunned for a few seconds before he could hold back such a word, and he turned off the phone directly without turning off the music, not because he was afraid that he would be deaf.

This Su Yingxue is really talented, she actually sang Mary Sue with rap, who gave him the courage?

Even if it's going the funny route, it's a little weird!

This kind of song is at the top of the charts, and you're really no one!

Xu Shaoyan shook his head, if he didn't pull Su Yingxue down from the first place, he would be sorry for the people!

rushed to the recording studio next door again, and Lu Daqiang was repairing the sound.

"Brother Lu, are you busy? Help me record another song, no need to fix the sound, I'm in a hurry now! ”

Xu Shaoyan panted all the way, and Lu Daqiang raised his eyebrows, is it urgent?

"I'm not busy, I don't have any urgent work in my hands, what's wrong with you kid, gasping like this."

"It's nothing, it's ugly to be complained about by a second-class cripple......" Xu Shaoyan took a deep breath and calmed his breath as much as possible.

Lu Daqiang, who didn't know the truth, smiled, aren't people like them looking ugly in the music scene where handsome guys and beauties gather!

poured a glass of water for Xu Shaoyan, and the two of them entered the recording studio.

The breath calmed down, Xu Shaoyan didn't eat the "charm voice pill", and directly picked up a guitar, and Lu Daqiang raised his hand outside to start.

Xu Shaoyan smiled and plucked the guitar.

I can't scold you, but I can still sing!

You use rap to interpret Mary Sue, then brother will send you a rap!

"Oh, the tiger doesn't wield

You take me for hollekitty, don't you?

I don't speak, you take me as a snoopy

Give Su Yingxue's song

Author: Xu Shaoyan,

Singer Xu Shaoyan!

Staff Xu Shaoyan! ”

Outside, Lu Daqiang was stunned, "Song of Su Yingxue"?

He also listened to Su Yingxue's Mary Sue rap, it was so rotten that he was going to die, why did Xu Shaoyan want to write a song for Su Yingxue?

No way!

But as soon as Xu Shaoyan opened his voice, Lu Daqiang was happy!

"Ready, let's talk!

The weather cleared, and the rain stopped

You think you can do it again

I can't bear it anymore, and I can't say you can't do it

Take the microphone and say that you have no strength like this

Behind his back, he thought he was quite angry

Stop deceiving yourself, you simply don't have the courage to do so

Maybe your own incompetence

Makes you so unconfident

It's just pretending, it doesn't make any sense at all

The real powerhouse is here

You don't have to be so mysterious

You have been deficient in calcium since childhood! Growing up without love!

Tie hemp rope around your waist! Top pot lid!

also said that you are the undefeated East of China's rap industry!

You're pretty creative! I have the courage to live!

Ugly is not your intention, it is God's temper!

You're wasting air alive! Dead waste of land!

An absolute waste of RMB! ”

The song ...... It's a curse song!

Lu Daqiang was stunned, Xu Shaoyan was going to scold Su Yingxue?

No! Yes! Let's do it!

Xu Shaoyan has a stubborn temper, but he is not bad, and he will never go on the pole to offend anyone, why did Su Yingxue provoke Xu Shaoyan?

Lu Daqiang recorded here, and checked Xu Shaoyan and Su Yingxue on the Internet on his mobile phone, and the scolding war directly broke into his field of vision, probably flipping through it, what happened was clear at a glance, Su Yingxue was purely jealous.

However, Xu Shaoyan didn't reply for a long time, Su Yingxue was fanning the flames there because Xu Shaoyan was a bad seed, cowardly!

said that Chu Wenyi had no eyes and looked at the wrong person, inciting fans and passers-by to scold Xu Shaoyan!

In addition, Chu Wenyi also has many fans who can't stand it, thinking that Xu Shaoyan really didn't say a word, scolding Su Yingxue here and scolding Xu Shaoyan over there, poor Xu Shaoyan, a newcomer with no fan base, is simply miserable, and he is scolded incompletely.

But I don't know what will happen to Xu Shaoyan's song when it is transmitted, using rap to scold people?

Lu Daqiang: This is the first time I've seen it, and this should be an improvisation again!

The lyrics of the scolding are very fresh, and he has never seen such scolding.

It's not just fresh, it's also a loss, it's slippery!

Xu Shaoyan is still singing in it, there is no pressure on him to sing rap from a professional class, "Ten Yuan" is the original name of this song, this song is quite influential on the earth network, and the rhythm is bright and the scolding is even more refreshing, Xu Shaoyan changed it for him, and he will give it to Su Yingxue later.

Don't let me scold you, okay, then I'll sing your praises!

So you're okay with that!

"Without your presence

How can you set off the beauty of the world

Without your presence

How can you set off my Xu Shaoyan's beauty

You're backing the mountain! Dry by the river!

Watch the cock die! Watch the dogs flip!

Do you want to raise a piece of hiphop sails?

You're still calling your name Snowflake?

If you hurry up and I'll pull it aside, can't you!

You've got PHS in your hand! It's okay to stand in the wind and rain!

What a left-handed for right-handed! You still can't get through with your right hand!

It's okay to drink a little wine! And then take the dog step!

With a sad hairstyle! Walk on a country road!

Draw a zero with your left foot! Draw seven on the right foot!

Left foot turn right foot kick!

You still say that you just 27 this year? ”

Halfway through the song, Xu Shaoyan changed the melody to end the song, the song is very long, and the second half is still a woman, he doesn't plan to sing it for the time being, Lu Daqiang outside is listening to it happily, and he is also energetic, Xu Shaoyan also stopped the equipment after the song.

"Xiao Xu, are you going back to pass it on or here? You got up with Su Yingxue, didn't your leader say anything about you? ”

Lu Daqiang smiled there, Su Yingxue is a literati, and Su Yingxue definitely has an innate advantage in the mouth cannon battle of the Internet scolding war, which purely uses words to bring rhythm and morale, Xu Shaoyan sighed.

"How can you say that me, people directly thunder and rain, otherwise I can't come to sing, just pass it here, I guess it will become a thunderstorm when I go back."

The two poked in front of the computer, and the battle on the Internet was in full swing.

However, what kind of person has what kind of fan, Chu Wenyi is a rational type, and most of his fans are not masters of quarrels, although they are still insisting, they are already at a disadvantage, not to mention that Su Yingxue over there also adds some firewood and oil from time to time.

And in the scolding war, the biggest cry is "Xu Shaoyan get out of the music circle!" ”

"Whew!"

Xu Shaoyan exhaled and passed on the "Song of Su Yingxue".

In the midst of the scolding, a new song express exclusive to the same singer made the entire battlefield stunned.

Everyone looked at this notice, and unconsciously and tacitly transferred the battlefield to the comment area of "The Song of Su Yingxue".

Just look at the waves of angry scolding in the comment area just opened.

"Hehe, yo, Xu Shaoyan, you still have the face to come back! I thought you were dead! ”

""The Song of Su Yingxue"? Ouch, Xu Shaoyan, do you know that you are scared at this time, do you know how powerful our Young Master Yingxue is? It's a pity that it's late, Xu Shaoyan got out of the Chinese music scene! ”

"Get out!"

"Xu Shaoyan got out of the Chinese music scene, what a bad seed, Teacher Chu Wenyi was scolded so much because of you, you actually went to kneel and lick Su Yingxue? Get lost! Spineless stuff! ”

One by one, the messages began to slaughter the version in the comment area of this new song, Su Yingxue's fans scolded again, Chu Wenyi's fans scolded again, and passers-by scolded even more, but Xu Shaoyan was not in a hurry.

The more you scold, the more fierce it becomes, and these will all come back to Su Yingxue.

Sure enough, after more than ten seconds.

"Poof! Hahahahahahaha! Oops, I'll go! Xu Shaoyan's song is kneeling and licking Su Yingxue, Su Yingxue's cubs, listen to it! ”

"You've been calcium deficient since you were a child! Growing up without love! Tie hemp rope around your waist! Top pot lid! Divine sentence, divine sentence! Teacher Xu Shaoyan shot back, scolded well! Who said that Mr. Xu Shaoyan is a bad seed! ”

"Hold the grass! Xu Shaoyan fought back greatly, it's too slippery, this rap is too slippery! Su Yingxue, hypocritical old man, come and take a look! ”

"Teacher Xu Shaoyan, this is a singer, rap? "Chief Love" is rap, Su Yingxue, come over and take a look, this is rap! ”

"Backing the mountain! Dry by the river! Watch the cock die! Watch the dogs flip! Mom, I'm laughing to death, Xu Shaoyan, what do you think, is this what you just created? Dry! He! Bifurcation! Target! Brothers, come and listen to the song! "There was a group of people in the back.

"What a singer! Fight back with a singing voice, this is a singer! Teacher Xu Shaoyan did a good job! I'm a fan! ”

"Fellow fans! I thought Teacher Xu Shaoyan was cowardly just now, but I didn't want Teacher Xu Shaoyan to actually go to record a song, Ou la la! Give Xu Shaoyan a thumbs up! ”

"Good scolding! Brothers, forward it! ”

The crowd that was suppressed by Su Yingxue and her fans just now was excited after hearing this song, scolding people with music is something unique in this world, especially Xu Shaoyan's song is scolding and rhyming, and the super hilarious tune of the rap makes scolding more entertaining, and it can anger a large number of living people just by listening to it.

Xu Shaoyan's lyrics are very straightforward, they don't twist their mouths, and they don't shy away from it, and Su Yingxue's fans over there immediately jumped out and howled!

"What kind of thing is this, what kind of quality, Xu Shaoyan, you want to be shameless!"