The old man pretended to be very interested, and wanted to try Jia Xu's skills. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Since this is the case, then I will bother the Taoist chief and the old man to count it, but it is just ...... If the hexagram is inaccurate, hehe, then don't blame the old man for going crazy? Hahaha......"

Jia Xu slapped the old man in the face, and said unceremoniously: "Ha, you uncle! Hands out! ”

The old man was startled, and before he could react, he subconsciously stretched out his right hand in front of Jia Xu.

And behind the old man, a large group of big men saw that the old man was slapped under the protection of so many thugs! When he was about to rush up and tear Jia Xu to pieces.

And at this moment, Shi Jiabao, who had been paying attention to Jia Xu, finally stepped forward, proving that he was not just a dry eater!

I saw Shi Jiabao pinching the orchid finger in his hand and flicking it towards hundreds of strong men!

A Buddha light flashed, and in an instant, a shallow inlet appeared between hundreds of strong men and the old man, forming a circle, enveloping Jia Xu and the other four people and the old man together, and the hundreds of strong men were also completely isolated from the old man.

At the beginning, a group of strong men were still inexplicable, and their feelings even came out with special effects, so they conjured up this thing?

But just when they wanted to cross this small ditch that was only half a foot wide, they were stunned to find that no matter how they lifted their feet, used straddles, jumped, and tried their best to get through, they finally panicked.

Shi Jiabao smiled and explained on the spot: "This water is a tributary of the bitter sea, also known as the end of the world, only pure and unsullied people can cross it, as for you...... Hehe, at least in the eyes of the poor monks, he doesn't look like a good person! ”

Shi Jiabao's words once again ignited the anger of hundreds of strong men, who were crazy like a herd of bulls desperately rushing into this invisible moat, but they were still powerless.

Seeing that Shi Jiabao had solved all the small minions, Jia Xu gave the old man a look, let him understand it for himself, and asked casually: "Old immortal, what do you want to count?" What to ask for? What do you crave? ”

The old man saw that he couldn't see a fat monk and blocked hundreds of his subordinates, and he was so frightened that his urine was about to shake a few drops, where was there still the courage to talk and laugh, and he hurriedly said with a smile: "Don't be angry, the old man is offended......

Who knew that Jia Xu, a moody person, didn't eat this set at all, and roared angrily: "Say!! ”

This sound is like thunder, and it has the ability to ward off all evils!

was so frightened that the old man subconsciously hurriedly replied loudly: "The old man has taken a fancy to my son's daughter-in-law, and wants to ask the chief, how can I succeed?" ”

……

The scene suddenly became so quiet!

The atmosphere was slightly awkward......

Xu almost laughed out loud...... Poof"

Jia Xu covered his mouth, but still laughed: "I'm sorry...... Xu still couldn't hold back...... Hahaha!! ”

In the end, Jia Xu was already laughing, pointing to the old man's embarrassed old face that was about to drip blood and said: "You old vegetable country, you don't go home to look in the mirror, just your old face, you still want to pick up ashes!" Hahahaha......"

At this time, Shi Jiabao on the side reminded in a low voice: "Picking ash is an allusion to Wang Anshi, and it was only available in the Song Dynasty, and now the national teacher says this, they don't understand it......"

Jia Xu glared at Shi Jiabao angrily and said, "Xu is still a person from the Three Kingdoms period!" It was clear to him that he had been talking so many years earlier, and there was no reason why he couldn't understand it! …… Also, the Taoist chief speaks, you bald donkey don't intervene! ”

Shi Jiabao was bored with himself, pouted his lips and sat back again, and watched the play honestly.

Jia Xu patted the old man's shoulder twice, and muttered: "Actually, if you really want to have an exciting game, it's not impossible, after all, love is free, and if you like me, this thing can be regarded as a beautiful thing......

When the old man, who was still shy, heard Jia Xu's words, he instantly became energetic, raised his head and said: "If the Taoist can really fulfill the old man's wish for many years, the old man is willing to donate 10,000 taels of silver incense to the Taoist to repay this wish!" ”

Jia Xu snorted disdainfully: "What kind of identity is a worldly master like us? What qualifications do you have to donate money to the gods? You dare to look down on us?! ”

The old man was stunned, and waved his hand again and again: "That's not what the old man meant......

Jia Xu stretched out his hand towards the release of the steamed bun and said, "Steamed bun!" Take out your world's first lewd pill and open the eyes of this rich man! ”

Shi Jiabao's smile stiffened, but he didn't dare to brush Jia Xu's meaning, so he had to take out the last bottle of stripping powder in his arms and hand it to the old man.

Looking at the treasures that have been saved for thousands of years, Shi Jiabao is still reluctant to remind: "This thing is only sold in Tianzhu, you can save some use......"

Jia Xu looked at the flattered old man, waved his hand and said impatiently: "Okay, tonight in the middle of the night, you go to your daughter-in-law's room, sprinkle this thing on her face, you take off your pants again, and you succeed!" Get out, get out! ”

The old man carefully put away the medicine bottle and walked out of the circle step by step.

It's not that this old man is reluctant to Jia Xu, but he is really afraid that Jia Xu will play tricks behind his back.

When the old man walked to the side of the inlet, he released the big sleeves of the bun and flicked it, and a breeze pushed the old man out.

The old man also understood how difficult these people were, and he didn't even dare to say a word of cruelty, so he ran away with a group of dogs without looking back.

When the old man walked away, the golden-winged Dapeng complained to Jia Xu: "Uncle Guoshi, the old man just gave us money, why don't you want it?" Look at the other people's Yuanba, they are all hungry! ”

Jia Xu sneered, pointed at Dapeng and said, "When did you become Shaanxi Dapeng?" ”

The Golden-Winged Dapeng snorted lightly and said, "Over the years, I have traveled from south to north, where have I not been to the Dharma Protector Dapeng?" …… Don't change the subject! Say! Why didn't you just take the money? ”

Jia Xu stretched out two fingers and compared with the golden-winged Dapeng.

The golden-winged Dapeng was stunned for a moment, reacted instantly, and pulled the sleeve of the steamed bun with a sad face and said, "Big nephew! Uncle Guoshi, he said I was 'two'! ”

Shi Jiabao helplessly held his forehead and said, "Uncle, you are quite second...... What Renguo Shi means is that for two reasons, one is that our dinner is over, so we don't have to take the old man's benefits at all......"

On the side, Jia Xu nodded with a smile and said, "There is a second point...... There's no reason to bother with a dead man, hahaha......"

Li Yuanba said curiously: "Did the national teacher say that he should take off his pants?" Can this kill people? ”

Jia Xushen waved his hand mysteriously and said: "Jia Bao said: Don't say, don't say, let's go to dinner first!" ”

Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao took the two confused little children to pack their bags and walked towards East Street.

It must be noted here that East Street is a famous fireworks street in this city, with a total of 60 large and small brothels, and countless secret prostitutes, which is really a well-deserved paradise for men.

But after walking for a long time, Shi Jiabao suddenly turned his head and asked Jia Xu: "National teacher, have you noticed that we don't seem to have gone far......

Jia Xu nodded and said, "Xu has already found out, but if you don't say it, you bite me!" ”

……

Shi Jiabao was shocked: "Neurotic! Aren't you wasting your time too!? ”

Jia Xu said strangely: "Our lives are still long, what's the matter if we waste a year or two?" ”

Shi Jiabao thought about it, but seeing that the two children with a lot of props and banners (yes, you read that right, things are for them to carry) were tired and panting, Shi Jiabao still felt sorry for his relatives after all, and couldn't help but say: "National teacher, why don't you solve this close world first?" ”

Jia Xu said inexplicably: "This is the snake you played, why do you want to explain it?" ”

……

Shi Jiafu smiled a little embarrassedly and said: "Doctors can't heal themselves, who would have thought that now the poor monk is also on the road to the end of the world...... National teacher, you can help ......"

Jia Xu shook his head without hesitation and said, "Don't!" If Xu can't get out of this sea of suffering, doesn't it mean that Xu is an impure person? It's a shame! So even if you go on for 10,000 years, you have to continue to walk, and you are resolutely puzzled! ”

Shi Jiabao and his two friends were stunned, and stopped and looked at Jia Xu with neurotic eyes for a while, but Jia Xu still stubbornly continued to move forward firmly, ignoring them.

Shi Jiabao scratched his head, and said a little frantically: "National teacher! But we're all bad guys! The poor monk, the future leader of the Ten Thousand Buddhas, doesn't care about losing this face, you're afraid of a ball! ”

This sentence finally had an effect, Jia Xu stopped and thought about it, and suddenly said, "That's right! He's a villain! Why did I suddenly hallucinate that I was a good person...... It's amazing! ”

Shi Jiabao was about to cry: "National teacher, let's hurry up to eat, don't make trouble, hurry up and solve this close world!" ”

"Okay!"

Jia Xu raised his feet, crossed the stinky ditch with a big stride, and walked forward without looking back.

The three people who were still in the circle behind were stunned when they looked at Jia Xu's chic back in the distance, and Shi Jiabao cried and shouted: "National teacher! We're still locked up inside! Come back and save me! ”

Jia Xu turned his head with a reluctant face, dragged the three out casually, and complained, "Why are you doing so much? ”

……

Shi Jiabao, Golden-winged Dapeng, and Li Yuanba said that they didn't want to talk to Jia Xu, and threw a stinky sock at Jia Xu.

Jia Xu caught the stinky sock steadily and stuffed it in the mouth of Shi Jiabao!

……

Shi Jiabao cried and discussed with Jia Xu: "Why don't we break up?" The poor monk has suffered a lot of losses in his life, and he has not been beaten by the national teacher's side in the past few days...... Why don't you change someone else to fight, you look at the poor monk's maternal uncle......"

Jia Xu shook his head earnestly and said, "Little comrade, this is exercising your golden body!" These days by Xu's side, have you noticed that your Zhangliu golden body has cultivated much faster? ”

Shi Jiabao wiped his tears and said: "The poor monk would rather cultivate slowly, anyway, he is the great elder of the inner designation, why should the poor monk suffer from this crime......

……

After some clouds and rain (yes, I used this word on purpose), Shi Jiabao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, strengthened his belief in going with Jia Xu without any objection, and the group swaggered towards East Street.

The seemingly ordinary back in the sunset, but it seems that you can vaguely see a big Buddha shining with golden light!