It can be said that "Young Love" is already the second novel created by the two gangs. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The first novel written by the two gangs should be "Two Kitchen Knives Make a Revolution".

Of course, "Two Kitchen Knives in Revolution" should be the story of Marshal He Long, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with Marshal He Long in the creation of the Second Gang.

At that time, the second gang was still young and had not yet gone to school, but there was always a group of children or a few older friends who were older than the second gang, and they surrounded the second gang every day and listened to the second gang tell them stories.

One day, I was probably very happy, the story of the second gang was finished, and everyone was still reluctant to disperse, and everyone asked again and again and finally shouted out a good mouth: "The second gang has another one, and the second gang has another one." ”

The second gang also wanted to have another one, but they couldn't say it anymore, they had to tell it every day, and the stories they heard from others had already been told, and they were inspired to reprocess the stories of the two kitchen knives they heard from others.

The story begins like this, saying that there is a remote mountain village in a county in Hunan Province, at noon that day, a young woman was cooking rice, preparing to stir-fry, found that the soy sauce was gone, so she asked his son to fight, his son was only five or six years old, and after a while, the child beat the soy sauce back, but the child opened his mouth to say a word, and suddenly the appetite of the children to listen to the story was raised.

What did this child say, this child said, "Mom, we don't have soy sauce in our small shop here, I hit it in Harbin." ”

Of course, the child's mother didn't know what Harbin was, and the big and small friends who listened to the story didn't know, the child's mother asked the child, and the child explained that Harbin is a big city in the north of my country, and the child's mother naturally didn't believe it, and the child confirmed that if you don't believe it, look at me, there are a lot of snowflakes, we are here on a sunny day, but it is still snowing heavily in Harbin, and then the child's mother believes the child's words. And confirmed by all means that his son was the legendary scud with a pinch of red hair on the soles of his feet.

It is said that Li Lianying, the chief eunuch next to the Empress Dowager Cixi, is, whenever and wherever the Cixi Lafayette opens his mouth and shouts: "Little Li." Then Li Lianying immediately responded: "Wow." ”。

Later, as soon as the Cixi Lafayette was happy, he asked Li Lianying to follow Li Hongzhang to participate in an Olympic Games, and sent troops to attack Beiping in a fit of anger and burned the Old Summer Palace of the Cixi Lafayette.

In desperation, the Cixi Lafayette had no choice but to reward Li Lianying with a bottle of Heding Red and let him return to the West with his life.

The child's mother can't bear to let her son go to the West with his life, but she can't stay by her side, it is said that such a child, not only will he defeat his father and mother, but also will bring disaster to the entire village, in desperation, he had to let the child go out to fend for himself.

Of course, this kid is He Long, who later met a large group of friends who were all scuds, and formed them into a small army, and He Long naturally became the little leader of this small army.

By chance, He Long got two kitchen knives in a cave, these two kitchen knives are amazing, as long as He Long reads the mantra, it can be big or small, up to the sky, down to the ground, it is not much different from Sun Wukong's wishful golden hoop stick, only to hit Yuan Shikai jumped around, didn't even have the kung fu to pee, and was later suffocated to death by a soak of urine.

Of course, he met Chairman Mao later, followed Chairman Mao, fought local tyrants, fought against inferior gentry, wiped out all the eight million troops of the National Famous Party, and was finally named one of the top ten marshals.

has been busy for more than a month, and finally finished telling the story of the revolution with two kitchen knives.

This doesn't show how smart the second gang is, because this trick is also learned from others.

There is a big drum singer in Guanyin Hall, called Huang Dejin, which belongs to the kind of self-taught, saying that it is singing, in fact, it is mainly based on speaking, and the content of the words is of course some ancient books that countrymen love to listen to.

It is said that Huang Dejin is best at only two books, one is "Liu Xiu Walks Nanyang at the Age of Seven", and the other is "Hu Yang Dou"

"Liu Xiu Walked Nanyang at the Age of Seven" is said that when Liu Xiu was seven years old, when Wang Mang usurped the throne, Liu Xiu's family was brutally brutalized, and fled to Nanyang alone to join his uncle.

And "Hu Yang Dou" is about the two loyal martyrs of the Great Song Dynasty, the Hu family and the Yang family, because they disobeyed each other, which caused a lot of misunderstandings, and fought hard, and finally both were defeated, so that the traitor got the benefits, and finally the two heroes finally understood, and they got together from the point of view, and contributed wholeheartedly to the protection of the Great Song Dynasty.

It can be said that the educational significance of the two commentaries is very good, coupled with Huang Dejin's colorful rap and some exaggerated descriptions, which are very popular with the villagers.

No, once it was approaching the end of the year, Huang Dejin brought his belongings, a big drum, a pair of tripods, and two steel plates like Xiaoyue'er, ready to go to a small village in the north to earn a little New Year's fee by his own skills.

After the rap of the two books in one breath is over, the villagers are reluctant to let him go, and besides, everyone is warm and entertained with good tea, good food, good tobacco and good wine, this Huang Dejin doesn't want to go, but his housekeeping skills and even the bottom of his family clothes have been shaken out, and if he doesn't go, he has to make a trick. The content of the story is that in the Tang Dynasty, there was a Donggong Niangniang surnamed Shangguan, and there was a Xigong Niangniang surnamed Wu, because this Wu Niangniang was born charming and deeply favored by the emperor, this Shangguan Niangniang tried every means to squeeze out and suppress, and unanimously made Wu Niangniang a monk and a nun.

But this Wu Niangniang is also extraordinary, making a comeback, persecuting Shangguan Niangnian, including the prince, in desperation, Shangguan Niangniang had to disguise herself and hide incognito and hide in the countryside, and the prince and his younger brother had no way out, and it happened to be rescued by the Monkey King, so they avoided the catastrophe.

In order to help the crown prince regain the throne, Sun Wukong not only taught them two brothers excellent housekeeping skills, but also borrowed all kinds of magic weapons for them everywhere, such as what drills into the sky, and the boots into the ground are particularly funny, of course, this is Huang Dejin's exclusive invention and self-fabrication, which is impossible to verify.

Of course, what is even more funny is that the prototype of the red light ancestor in the story is actually the oldest old man in the Li family of Guanyin Hall, and there is a big fairy with long eyebrows, which is actually the tall and blind man in Guanyin Hall, of course, there are many heroes, at least their names and figures are described according to the prototype of someone in Guanyin Hall.

As the saying goes, there is no impermeable wall, when Huang Dejin was complacent about his ingenuity and exclusive invention, there was also a little bachelor in Guanyintang Village who also wanted to take advantage of the New Year to go to the north to get some New Year's expenses, and at night he lived in the village where Huang Dejin sang books, and secretly listened to it for more than a dozen nights.

So when Huang Dejin hurried home for the New Year, someone just entered Zhuangzi and asked: "Old Jinzi, when will you tell us a story about the Red Light Ancestor and the Changmei Daxian?" ”

Huang Dejin was still wondering, and suddenly someone said to him: "Old Jinzi, I heard that the second cannon is the black donkey spirit in the sky, and it is specially here to engage in Wu Zetian, when will you tell us about it."

Only then did Huang Dejin understand that the exclusive news that was originally thought to be airtight had already become everyone's laughing stock and an open secret in Guanyin Hall, so since then, no one has heard Huang Dejin's drumming.